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[challenge entry] 6000 years in the making AND NO MORE THAN THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Dinosaurs did exist
but God drowned them all in the Flood because they were all filthy sodomites. And they vote Labour.
(gijoel, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:11, archived)
# Megasaurass
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:15, archived)
# FP
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] replica mask trout
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ah, sure tis a great wall now though, don't ya think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Late for the compo, also fuck posting from phones.
also fuck posting from phones. ''
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:06, archived)
# Someone needs to make this an animated series =)
Though a book would be good too :)
Like it... Click.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:23, archived)
# Fixed the Sun's front page for them, I'm sure they'll thank me later...


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:58, archived)
# Piers Morgan tweeted that he gets £22.5m
I wonder if Susanna Reid gets the same?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:12, archived)
# I think you know the answer to that!
...although I bet she gets more than anyone on the BBC list, but it's not really any of my business.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:18, archived)
# I'm guessing she gets paid quite a lot.
I mean, who'd want to sit next to Piers every morning, on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:09, archived)
# Must be tough though
Sitting on a sofa and reading an autocue.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 13:29, archived)
# Glad to know the S*n retain their credentials as champions of women's rights and equality.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Turn to Page 3 to read more about this story, alongside a full page spread of Carol Kirkwood in her underwear....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Comedy MEP Roger Helmer thinks a woman doctor can only lead to dog timelords
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:42, archived)
# where will it end?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DUP CINEMA

We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] time for a pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Under the political microscope


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 22:27, archived)
# 3.04 jizz party?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:08, archived)
# Have an owl. Same reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:13, archived)
# That's
a hoot
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:23, archived)
# the eyes have it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:58, archived)
# owl be dammed, that's a tiny size gif
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:01, archived)
# haha brilliant!
although this really brings out the pedant/ trufaxer in me. owls eyes can't swivel in their heads as they too large, that's what the neck thing, with the massively turny head and all :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:09, archived)
# thta's the magic of photoshop ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:04, archived)
# it is magic alright :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)
# And have a photo of a turtle I took on Isla de Providencia to push it further down


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(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:11, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=Totally+pushing+that+prick+down+the+board
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:13, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:59, archived)
# Noice toitle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:49, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:01, archived)
# don't want

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)
# ..and here's a Doctor Who thing I forgot to post.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:50, archived)
# Here's a picture of Michael Gove on the shitter to push the spammer down.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:00, archived)
# I'd love to photoshop Gove using Spam to push the shitter down
but I can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:26, archived)
# Buy Passport id cards driving license ,Whatsap
Mod edit:

I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin' Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of '65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin' in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait

When he came in close beside me he said,
"Don't worry, son, I'm here,
If Charlie wants to tangle now he'll have two to dodge."
I said, "Well thanks a lot."
I told him my name and asked him his
And he said, "The boys just call me Camouflage."
(owensavage, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 17:43, archived)
# I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde.
He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
This made my day
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:56, archived)
#
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(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah, like fuck am I sending personal information to a compromised Yahoo address, you stupid fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:46, archived)
# alright owensavage how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:12, archived)
# *fake news*
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 3:18, archived)
# Damnit mods, I was just about ready to buy Whatsap
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A children's guide to the robot revolution.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:49, archived)
# nice squishage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Takes me back...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08rO0-fFO94
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:08, archived)
# Nicely animated!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:08, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:19, archived)
# Absolute CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS IN A GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS.
(Ace book too).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 22:35, archived)
# very nice
(ozof, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 1:13, archived)
# bloody awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Devon Miles has let himself go.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah


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(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:16, archived)
# i knew it
(shardcore, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:49, archived)
# Toady and Ratty
Like it *clickerty-click*
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:09, archived)
# Get David Ike on the phone
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:39, archived)
# oh sjit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:53, archived)
# Something fishy going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:26, archived)
# ewwwww yuck dude
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:28, archived)
# ...and this was the tame version.
I spent hours trawling through leather bears and handkerchief codes...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:37, archived)
# haha jesus, well i'm glad you pulled your punch a bit then!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:48, archived)
# Re'member'ing happier times with his pal.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:34, archived)
# "Mmmm, chilly like a Siberian dingus"
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha
fp for sure.
(gijoel, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:21, archived)

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