Dinosaurs did exist
but God drowned them all in the Flood because they were all filthy sodomites. And they vote Labour.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:11,
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Someone needs to make this an animated series =)
Though a book would be good too :)
Like it... Click.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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Like it... Click.
Fixed the Sun's front page for them, I'm sure they'll thank me later...
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Piers Morgan tweeted that he gets £22.5m
I wonder if Susanna Reid gets the same?
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:12,
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I think you know the answer to that!
...although I bet she gets more than anyone on the BBC list, but it's not really any of my business.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:18,
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I'm guessing she gets paid quite a lot.
I mean, who'd want to sit next to Piers every morning, on purpose?
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:09,
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Must be tough though
Sitting on a sofa and reading an autocue.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 13:29,
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Glad to know the S*n retain their credentials as champions of women's rights and equality.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 13:40,
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Hahaha
Turn to Page 3 to read more about this story, alongside a full page spread of Carol Kirkwood in her underwear....
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:51,
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Comedy MEP Roger Helmer thinks a woman doctor can only lead to dog timelords
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:42,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DUP CINEMA
We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:19,
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We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.
haha brilliant!
although this really brings out the pedant/ trufaxer in me. owls eyes can't swivel in their heads as they too large, that's what the neck thing, with the massively turny head and all :D
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Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:09,
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And have a photo of a turtle I took on Isla de Providencia to push it further down
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Here's a picture of Michael Gove on the shitter to push the spammer down.
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:00,
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I'd love to photoshop Gove using Spam to push the shitter down
but I can't be arsed
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:26,
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Buy Passport id cards driving license ,Whatsap
Mod edit:
I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin' Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of '65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin' in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait
When he came in close beside me he said,
"Don't worry, son, I'm here,
If Charlie wants to tangle now he'll have two to dodge."
I said, "Well thanks a lot."
I told him my name and asked him his
And he said, "The boys just call me Camouflage."
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 17:43,
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I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin' Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of '65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin' in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait
When he came in close beside me he said,
"Don't worry, son, I'm here,
If Charlie wants to tangle now he'll have two to dodge."
I said, "Well thanks a lot."
I told him my name and asked him his
And he said, "The boys just call me Camouflage."
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde.
He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 17:56,
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In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:15,
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Yeah, like fuck am I sending personal information to a compromised Yahoo address, you stupid fucking prick.
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:46,
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Absolute CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS IN A GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS.
(Ace book too).
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 22:35,
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...and this was the tame version.
I spent hours trawling through leather bears and handkerchief codes...
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Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:37,
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