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# In your face life giving sun!

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:25, archived)
# Haha!
Donald Wiggum.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] it's good, but it's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:58, archived)
#
Hung like a muuuuuuule!
(ohidunno, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:40, archived)
#
say what you see, say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:38, archived)
#
How come no one said, "Smug Irish git"?
(hal9001, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...goodbye.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I've started so I'll finish
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Ohhhh thats bastardly good. High 5 GF.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "name a common phobia"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 12:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Thing
(Alligator, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 11:10, archived)
# Elephina Penas
Elephina is a succulent plant. Peรฑa means "rocky outcrop". So it's literally "rocky outcrop where plants grow".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 11:38, archived)
# NAGGERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:11, archived)
# Sneaky Repost

*sorry
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Meal
If you lost all your reds you could end up with toffee there. And probably dyptheria
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)
#
oof
and click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)
# omfg
massive office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] As boring as watching water boil
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] WHALE...OF...Fortuuuuuunnnneeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)
# Good grain, good grain.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll call him Simon
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:26, archived)
# Doesn't work at all.
Play a record.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GAME SHOWS

Celebrate the nations favourite form of education with a week of Game Shows.
Invent new ones or just give existing ones the b3ta treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 8:37, archived)
# Strike It Lucky With A Drowned Drug-Filled Homosexual In My Private Pool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 8:41, archived)
# They never actually proved that he was filled with drugs. He might have been half-full.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:42, archived)
# OK, so I am neither but how long would the pool filter take to remove the perviness? Our listeners are here on Norfolk FM.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:17, archived)
# 3
where's my prize, fuck face?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 9:19, archived)
# U
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 9:26, archived)
# Apropos of nothing in particular


Clickem embiggem
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 21:02, archived)
# TOP INVENTING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:10, archived)
# I just hope people can appreciate some of the lesser known inventors
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:37, archived)
# That's because they didn't do serious research
They just winged it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 0:58, archived)
# And why the hell not eh


Click for massive poo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 8:23, archived)
# Did people grow massive evenly or did their ears stay small?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 8:27, archived)
# Now that is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 9:26, archived)
# poo zeppelins, great band.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:43, archived)
# But who invented the galah??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:41, archived)
# And who invented the booby?
And did it give them a nasty tern?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 1:00, archived)
# Dick de Kok
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:41, archived)
# kokmeeuw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:47, archived)
# Nobody doing the the Marquis de Sade inventions or projects? can't photoshop so am offering it up as a suggestion, not a fetish.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:41, archived)
# I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? Whattya mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 19:50, archived)
# looks like maynard
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 21:39, archived)
# Won't be long before a superhero film comes out that reboots the franchise again halfway through itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:57, archived)
# Elon Musk shows off first photo of SpaceX space suit... *clean underwear supplied.

Link to New Scientist article
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 23 Aug 2017, 13:55, archived)
# excuse me, sir
do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, h.r. giger?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
# in case of stigmarks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 14:15, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 23 Aug 2017, 14:45, archived)
# you're my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)
# You wanna buy some pegs?
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 15:55, archived)
# my wife says your toilet is blocked
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 23 Aug 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Touch of the Quarian about it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Leave Julian and all your problems will be over
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)
# Freeeeeeee Ju-lee-ann Ass-Ange...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 12:05, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
B3ta Game shows - Convert old ones or invent new ones
If furniture was alive - Make IKEA a Cronenberg nightmare
Practical cyborgs - If you could robot up part of your body what would you do and why?
Unlikely Comic books - There's a Corbyn comic book coming out. Who else should get the comic treatment?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 7:47, archived)
# I'll have...
Game shows please Bob!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)
# My heart says cyborgs
but my body says gameshows.
(gijoel, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 8:38, archived)
# are you a robot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
# A robotic gameshow host from the future
I've come back in time to save Bruce Forsyth... ah damn.
(gijoel, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:57, archived)
# go back again.
but don't forget to say 'nevermind WHERE are we, WHEN are we?!'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)
# "Strictly come dancing with me if you want to live"
Also, do you have an address for Tom O'Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 18:11, archived)
# F
Or B, hard to choose... mostly F.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
# is it, game shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i see what you did there, and it tickled my fancy
and while we are on the subject.. reCAPTCHA.. click all the street signs, I CLICKED ALL THE FRIGGIN STREET SIGNS, I CLICKED THE POLES THEY ARE MOUNTED ON, FUCK YOU CAPTCHA! FUCK YOU!

goddamit just expired, please let it be street signs again.. pretty please
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 9:34, archived)
# oh I know this one, is it 'man getting annoyed with modern technology?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 9:36, archived)
# chaser says no
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:53, archived)
# bugger.
well, I've had a great day, wonderful experience.
thanks for having me.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 11:16, archived)
# Game shows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:01, archived)
# opciones uno y tres per favor
muchas gracias
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)
# 1
For a week of peas please, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 11:12, archived)
# surely iii is just an excuse for a load of beefed up CDC's !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 11:27, archived)
# do we need an excuse for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 16:16, archived)
# Game shows, please...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Vegetables in an amusing shape, please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
# Dogs that can say "sausages!", please
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 19:33, archived)
# Breaking News:

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 21:12, archived)
# Look at the hands on that one!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Aug 2017, 21:23, archived)
# My goodness. Have they removed the clangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 22:05, archived)
#
Bong!!
(ohidunno, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:44, archived)
# Big = Fat shaming

(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 14:10, archived)
# Where did the White Walkers get their chains from?

Hardhomebase, of course.
(Hei Poro "Hello Reindeer" in Finnish, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 21:02, archived)
# A cromulent notion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 21:16, archived)
# I was off watching the Eclipse
Now that I have caught up - totally agree! Bad Plot Hole Device! Bad!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler and his buddy Goebbels
Just doin' the 'eclipse selfie'. I think his phone needs updating, it's only a Nokia 6650..

(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 19:53, archived)
#
No, it's a Ju 88, with the special siren ringtone.
(davyclam, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 21:23, archived)
# datamoshing? - all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 17:34, archived)
# took me a few seconds
to work out wtf I was looking at :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)
# Right at the back of Alt. folk... at the tiny second hand store.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 22 Aug 2017, 16:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice track listing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 16:51, archived)
# This makes me ashamed to click 'like'
because it makes 'like' seem paltry and insufficient. I hope you're proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)

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