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# Basketball player... crossdresser... world peace envoy... president of the unite... blah blah blah...

...here he comes to save the day.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:05, archived)
# He's an outsider who speaks his mind.
Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Humpty Trumpty built a Great Wall...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:23, archived)
# Spin, spin as fast as you can. You can't impeach me, I'm the ginger-faced man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:49, archived)
# :D
Hola Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:54, archived)
# Morning, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:00, archived)
# Ning Ninj!
Nicely. I'm sure I've seen something similar on here? Was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:06, archived)
# Ning Q!
Don't think it was me...I did Trump building the wall though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Humpty Trumpty built a Great Wall...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:08, archived)
# Yay. He's on the wrong side of the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:34, archived)
# ACE
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dan Brown gets the book sales chart sewn up (repost)
(salvadorevincent, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:50, archived)
# Nice, have a pea back
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NURSERY RHYMES

Sing a song of sixpence a week of nursery rhymes,
Four and twenty face swaps baked in a pie.
Photoshop some old ones
TOAP a few a'new
Just don't forget to draw a cock on little boy blue
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:39, archived)
# metatastic
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:43, archived)
# "Why it's greased lightning!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:49, archived)
# :)
NING Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:10, archived)
# Got this out of my head
A tad obscure =)

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 3:33, archived)
# Subtle
I like it
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:09, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for challenge:-
.

.
.edit - wow cheers for FP
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] No gate! Have a pea . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:24, archived)
# Crisis Averted....
image.ibb.co/bQNJJa/rasp600.jpg

De-Ris: www.digitalspy.com/tv/great-british-bake-off/news/a837346/great-british-bake-off-opening-credits-error-missing-raspberry/

MODEDIT: Embedded image removed as it's generating malware warnings - clean up your hosting site!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:15, archived)
# that looks lopsided
try removing a raspberry from the bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:19, archived)
#
Might just draw a giant cock on it instead
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:37, archived)
# Tate's Duchamp urinal replica suddenly worth trillions
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:39, archived)
# Sharia law now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:22, archived)
# Great British fuck off...
Am I the only person in the country who couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)
# providing you're in the same country I'm in....no, no you are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Careful, you're giving "NewsThump" yet more hilarious satirical material here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:18, archived)
# I'm with you
Not a flying fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:11, archived)
# Your image is being blocked by my malware program :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 0:07, archived)
# Gaz me your system32 and I'll take a look
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 0:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 1:12, archived)
# STOP STARING AT ME!!!
*70s flashback*

Edit: Manic phase meth binge.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 1:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 2:40, archived)
# Internet
Never fear Alvin is here, juji great job with the truck pull that was awesome you are a strong tough sob lol Tom good to see you bud the horse mask round table talk was funny and especially when you we're with the hire Clarence seems to be shy if he hangs around you two he will be outta that shell quick that kid loved the back flip well take care guys till next time and remember it's always flamingo time, Alvin
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 6:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:11, archived)
# That's the original botox girl, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:14, archived)
# You are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:19, archived)
# He needs a sharp toe between the Jacobs
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)
# Nobs' knobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:46, archived)
# did you remember to
vote
b3ta.com/board/11236215
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Aww
Is that buckfast?

Above image made in 2011, FOUR years before Banksy dropped the 'Y' and stole the idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 9:42, archived)
#
You'll like this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah
Like I said above, I made that 'Dismayland' image in 2011, he made his 'Dismaland' in 2015. "CATCH THAT THEIF!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:22, archived)
# Don't pretend like you're not Banksy
WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Rolund
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Just say "Doh!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Loland.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:00, archived)
# too many sausages on forks
ba da da daaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)
# Player one is up!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Haha!
Great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
# I could be very pedantic about this image...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:49, archived)
# The countdown graphic?
That one has been messing with my head every time the page loads...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:14, archived)
# In Missile Command, you control an anti-nuke defense system...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:25, archived)
# He is practicing for Trump's response
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:46, archived)
# The news has not been full of reports of DPRK's newly-developed missile defense system...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:24, archived)
# PMQ's
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
#


Click for bigger (270 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 13:00, archived)
# whose ass?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:51, archived)
# :)
Badum tish!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:06, archived)
# Cheesy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
# That's actually been done for real a couple of times you know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:28, archived)
#
I recall it was used as a gag by The Goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] well this is new information
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
And don't get him started on Roundabouts!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:39, archived)
# no, it's fine, really, I love playing guessing games while I'm driving.
it really lights up the old dull journey to work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:41, archived)
# How do these people pass their test?
A cow in a Chelsea Tractor almost killed me this morning, turning on a corner using both lanes.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:48, archived)
# wait, an actual cow?
coz they don't have thumbs, that might have been why it didn't...
oh wait, you mean...
ah, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:53, archived)
# To call her a cow is actually an insult to cows
More like a 50 year old Vicky Pollard
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:09, archived)
# Hi Dom
(May have spent too long on links)
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:18, archived)
# whaddya talkin about?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
# I don't know
sobs
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)
# here, have a donkey

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Did you get lost, transparenttown
Here, this way back to /links...
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:05, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

Someone mentioned TNETENNBA... and then this happened.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Moss is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:22, archived)
# ^ TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:51, archived)
# Lovely
Looking forwrd to seeing the new version
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 23:11, archived)
# I think it'd scare me silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "We've got all the best warning signs, GREAT warning signs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] another quickie for the compo, "don't forget the . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:56, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:19, archived)
# Woo!
And a YAY for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:20, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:10, archived)
# Little North Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 9:24, archived)
# it's scary how well that works
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:00, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:05, archived)
# Lovely, works perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
# Cheers Q!
AND...welcome back, been a while! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, school holiday over
back to nonsense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:39, archived)
# Lou & Kimmy
Lou: Global threat? that's a right kerfuffle.
Kim: 그래, 알아.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:35, archived)
# what kind of mutually assured destruction do you want?.
"I want that one"
(RoboJo, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 13:33, archived)

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