something about ramming into his socket and defragging all over his face
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:05,
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I'm sure C3PO, loveydroid that he is, will find another way of securing the role...
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:21,
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Half rations tonight Mr Lecter....
(yes I know I know - I have made the brain too big)
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 17:57,
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(yes I know I know - I have made the brain too big)
Hmm
Romantic = 'Of the Roman style'
I suppose there's a Berlusconi connection in there, somewhere
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:45,
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I suppose there's a Berlusconi connection in there, somewhere
Yeah, he'll definitely need to fill up on cheese sandwiches once he's done in there.
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:07,
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As I typed the title, I had another bloody idea (I should really be working)
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All they do is smash shit up utter fucking cunts
voted for by utter fucking stupid selfish cunts
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:07,
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Stop sitting on the fence and tell us what you really think! :)
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:09,
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. . . thousand-one, thousand-two, thousand-three . . .
(Tripod has grit)
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 5:09,
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"R2, if anyone asks, I heard the disembodied voice of a dead guy telling me to turn off the computer, okay?"
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Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:56,
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No!!
Ermm, I've just spent the last 10 minutes looking for a fish.
There is no fish, right?
PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS NOT A FISH!
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:00,
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There is no fish, right?
PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS NOT A FISH!
There's no fish. I'll stake my b3ta reputation on it.
In other news, I guess this qualifies for the compo..
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:33,
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I've taken a copy of your image and sealed it in a hack proof vault.
You need to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on me, me-laddo...
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:40,
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I feel honoured that you preserve my work for generations to come
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:04,
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A lot of your old stuff is red-exing now
I wish I'd saved a lot more... :(
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:50,
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And I hope this gets FPed just so that @b3ta posts it with the caption "There's no fish. I'll stake my b3ta reputation on it." to confuzzle the hell out of people
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:05,
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Dear alien invaders, our bravest, most well-armed warriors can be found wearing deathray-proof flag-capes and holding shields saying 'English Defence League'. If you can defeat them, you will earn our respect. Cheers."
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Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:01,
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Do you think they'd be acurate enough with their death rays
to pick out the idiots with the Southern Cross tatts, aka the Aussie Swazi.
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:23,
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I read this as Minority Deport and I couldn't make the connection to an online casino
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Mon 5 Mar 2018, 5:07,
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Sorry mate I had a few snow days with the kids
#alternative life
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Sun 4 Mar 2018, 20:16,
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