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# I always knew it wasn't him !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)
# You made him look like Dennis Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)
# ^this^
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:04, archived)
# I thought a fat old Warren Beatty, but it's definitely not Trump!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)
# I was thinking Martin Scorsese, but yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:07, archived)
# These are all the same dude!
Kind of like how you would never see Stan Lee, Hugh Hefner and (fuck!) that other guy in the same room
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:22, archived)
# b3ta for kids
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)
# tee-hee
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:29, archived)
# ointing at chickens
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:31, archived)
# retty clever, Dribble
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
# ffft
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:16, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Acronyms - Pick a famous one and show us what it really stands for e.g. LBC - Loopy Brexit Cunts
Gendered products - A beer introduced a pink beer for girls, do other stupid publicity stunts for boy/girl products
The Horror Web - In MySpace no one can hear you scream.
Pets on a night out - Nightclubs for cats and boozers for dogs

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:57, archived)
# Ho99o9 VVVV38, please
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:20, archived)
# Fewer of the number plate doxxing pls
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:22, archived)
# Dogging lots and lots of dogging
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:32, archived)
# I can get behind this
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)
# horror
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
# Pets night out with girls gone wild
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:07, archived)
# 1
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
# (F)uck off!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:11, archived)
# horror
actually saw wine for cats on sale on monday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:36, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:31, archived)
#
Not the NHS again!
Well, OK then.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:53, archived)
# "Here's that place we can get new tails!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 6:24, archived)
# They could save a few bob if they just pinsched them
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:34, archived)
# they look like law-abiding dobermans, not the pinsching kind ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:20, archived)
# Good pointer
well made
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:37, archived)
# on the other hand, they might terrier arm off
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
# Ruff justice
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
# While I'm mixing metaphors
On the other arm, they might terrier hand off
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
# Oh dear that is a paw pun
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)
# muzzle yourself, young man
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bashtards!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:09, archived)
# Doesn't he get his mother's pride out in that one?
(Yamyam, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:20, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 0:42, archived)
# plum seamless
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 0:52, archived)
# Some of my best work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 1:01, archived)
# work?
w p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 2:00, archived)
#
por wan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 2:28, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 4:50, archived)
# Arrgh
My eyes
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)
# Spoonerism alert...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Also food related. As it's my candle day I made a special effort for the compo.
Can't take any credit for the logos mind.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
# Happy
B3day!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:27, archived)
# What bacon matching algorithm did you use?
I like this. I'm going to go woo.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:13, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:35, archived)
# He's a spaceman!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:39, archived)
# Haha!
Hola Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:43, archived)
# Evening, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:03, archived)
# High as fuck on the good shit, corticosteroids...
His asthma is well and truly under control.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:58, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:06, archived)
# Sideburns in the moonlight!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)
# Henry Boltons new political party..I think that's what he said!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
Dalek CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:31, archived)
# Cayke!
Happy Candles! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:35, archived)
# 600px wide FP ready Dalek Cayke!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:43, archived)
# Ohmergerd it's Tom Cruise!

Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:45, archived)
# :D
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:47, archived)
# that's beautiful
mazel candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:48, archived)
# Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:50, archived)
# EXTINGUISHATE!
Happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:14, archived)
# The great British Extermicake!
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:32, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)
# Yay XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:58, archived)
# If Sesame Street featured daleks...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)
# This is a play on words isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:59, archived)
# There she is!
Happy unhiding Heks
mmmm...... dalekolate extermicake
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:00, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Hekim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:42, archived)
# Thank you kindly
Cap Howdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha! This is a thing of transcendent beauty
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
This must be happening a lot
(Hemipygous, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)
# I know that's the case with 'reverse psychology' ;D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look, I never got round to having swimming lessons, OK?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Into the log flume, flyboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:58, archived)
# :) another knee-deep drowning averted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:14, archived)
# Extra poloneroni.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Perfect for delivery drivers, the pizza stays hot for 138 days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)
# Half and half-life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:22, archived)
# One pound off if it's a half-life late.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)
# Hi, can I have it without chillies please?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:25, archived)
# Sure. No problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] they gotta be safe too

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)
# Old Tango Todger keeps banging on about "American steel"
I have come to the conclusion he must be talking about a new pose he has been working on.
photo STEEL_zpsldflddlg.png
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:04, archived)
# b3ta has an open-door policy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 3:49, archived)
# Happy fire day to Hekim (wherever he be)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 4:23, archived)
# omg tersts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)
#
4evr wiv the angles
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
# He's hiding now,
so shy, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:56, archived)
# --__--
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11248855
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:40, archived)
# Cor yeah, short-haired women having a shit, eh lads
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:18, archived)
# Stop it.
My penis can only get so erect.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:20, archived)
# hahaha this thread is killing me :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:35, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:34, archived)
# I've laughed so hard at your comment my face hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:38, archived)
# At least you get to see them taking off their dungarees
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
# yeah! lesbians!
this is something i can get behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:36, archived)
# I like that the lesbian door does not have a proper knob in it.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:48, archived)
# 'proper knob' :title for a British porn flick
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)
# shittest playschool episode ever.
(gijoel, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 0:53, archived)
#
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:44, archived)
# hah
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
# HAAAAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunch with the Scanners

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 22:46, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 23:39, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 0:13, archived)
# heh
This is great
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:32, archived)
# haha very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
# this is great
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:41, archived)
# i hate colds.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:31, archived)
# gesudheit
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:40, archived)
# Can't believe that after all these years he fumbled the best chance to splurt right into his cat's box
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 22:49, archived)
# I think she was kinda resistant to the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Giro day! Best get a wiggle on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:48, archived)
# Paint!'ll love this!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)
# :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:39, archived)
# Paint'll ride this (unless he has legs)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:56, archived)
# So, that thing sticking out of a Daleks head is actually a fag,
although, judging by Invasion of Earth, they were early adopters of vaping...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:55, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hi Paint! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:53, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:25, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
# Lovely
and congrats on the FP hattrick!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers Q! :)
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
# Norman Tebbit's not aged a day 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:52, archived)

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