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Q4nobody, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:49, archived)

dusting crops ain't like travelling through hyperspace boy!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:56, archived)

Haha!

“You know, sometimes I a'maize' even myself.”

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:21, archived)

mods are asleep, post actual beaters

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 4:35, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 5:23, archived)

sublime

(ozof, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 8:15, archived)

So did you get around to using the food stand mixer yet?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:22, archived)

and did it have a dough hook?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)

and a pasta roller?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)

WHOA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:20, archived)

I'd like to fill her fondant fancy with my buttercream

ifyernowadimeen

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:26, archived)

Great giggling!

Lovely work

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Q4nobody, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:52, archived)

lol!

did you mean jiggling, q?
or is this what the kids are twyping nowadays?
*remembers when 'lol' wasn't bitterly ironic*

(ozof, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:28, archived)

woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do, etc.

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:48, archived)

Needs more cow

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 5:53, archived)

Haha top silly 8D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:28, archived)

Everyone mucks in

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 1:02, archived)

You people are milking this 'dairy' thing for all it's worth ;p

🐄

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 2:36, archived)

I just create whatever mooves me

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:18, archived)

well, have it your own whey!

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 4:01, archived)

Please, behoof yourselves.

(LokiMD, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:26, archived)

It's harmless fun...that's the mane thing.

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:31, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:18, archived)

Hehehe!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:05, archived)

I like this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:22, archived)

Stuff John Wayne would never say

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:15, archived)

not only can you then criticise him from the safe distance of a mile away

you will also have his shorts

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:37, archived)

:D "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey..."

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:48, archived)

'as the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts'

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 0:46, archived)

his real name was marion

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 1:04, archived)

and his last name: morRISon

*I don't get it*

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 2:34, archived)

John Wayne went to trouble to keep his real name secret

Marion was a common girls name, and might have harmed his butch, hard man image that brought him fame. Therefore, your portrayal of John Wayne as a camp man mincing along in cut-offs works on this other level.

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:17, archived)

That was pretty much the point

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 4:21, archived)

I took the opposite meaning, that the humour was that he was quite the man's man

if he actually was gay, a la rock hudson, kevin spacey, gene hackman, john travolta, simon cowell, sid james, etc. the pic wouldn't be that funny, just homophobic
Anyway, I don't want to fight about it, it was just a fun fact that not everyone knows

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 5:35, archived)

I think we're on the same page

It's just too much work sometimes to communicate ideas (details) typing on /board.

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 6:00, archived)

are you tho?

(ozof, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 8:20, archived)

doesn't matter

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 8:50, archived)

Angery

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:17, archived)

well fill your fist, Pilgrim!

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 4:34, archived)

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_le_shat, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:08, archived)

TONGUING

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:18, archived)

Skegnessed?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 0:24, archived)

have this terrible effort

I'm gonna watch something on the tellybox

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:34, archived)

girl shit

*clicks anyway*

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:39, archived)

someone had noodles for lunch

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:41, archived)

"Simon Sez--I DID"

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:26, archived)

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:43, archived)

ah man I think this is a bindun

have this minimalist effort which may cheer you up

probs not tho :(

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:27, archived)

nice visual....but I don't get it

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:32, archived)

oh hey LS18

it's the girl from the corpse bride standing by a copse (which has fuck all to do with farming)

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:35, archived)

o. m. g.

🙄

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:28, archived)

Bumflakes, that'll learn me to have a scroll through first....

I knew i should of gone with Herbiecide goes Bananas . Pffffft

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:41, archived)

Mr Johnson aka....

(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:26, archived)

nice beanie :)

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:28, archived)

beanie weenie?

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LS18, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 2:40, archived)

I remember back in the day when I got my first tablet,

I got shouted at for having too many pubes on my CDC.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:46, archived)

and rightly so, I hasten to add

we have standards here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:51, archived)

CDCs 4 pubes per bollock MAX

(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:13, archived)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

get out

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:15, archived)

It's definitely Tuesday.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:05, archived)

MODS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 5:23, archived)

Applogies for long absynthe

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:23, archived)

YAY

Leslie Nielsen

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:29, archived)

YAY

Anne Francis

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:36, archived)

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:12, archived)

Hey!

Have you hacked my webcam? :[

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:24, archived)

when you are the moon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:33, archived)

MR LOG - MR LOG - MR LOG - MR LOG - MR LOG - MR LOG

(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:04, archived)

Are you gonna bark all day, little loggie, or or you gonna bite?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:21, archived)

Hi other new person

welcome

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:21, archived)

racist

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:29, archived)

Hahaha

oh dear

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:03, archived)

I'm going to hell

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:03, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:04, archived)

I'll save you a place

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:14, archived)

going?

(ozof, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:33, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 5:24, archived)

Wood

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:04, archived)

Mr Beech

Mr Birch, Mr Ash, Mr Pine, Mr Eucalyptus.
Incidentally, these were all teachers at my school. Except the last one.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:26, archived)

boogy on the danceflora

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:00, archived)

My first go...

Click for bigger (186 kb)

(mintchocchip, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:34, archived)

Hi new person

welcome

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:20, archived)

Hello

Old person.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

I like this

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:30, archived)

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:58, archived)

Click for bigger (87 kb)

(HB, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:21, archived)

Hard to till

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:48, archived)

Under seeds

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:50, archived)

Swill hitch

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:57, archived)

Above the lawn

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:25, archived)

Vape Nation Y’all

(JauntyArt, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:50, archived)

THAT could make a Kevin Costner film watchable

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:12, archived)

Vaype naysh!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:48, archived)

yee-haw

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:03, archived)

Keep it in yer Holst-er, cowboy

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:07, archived)

Don't just Saturn yer ass, sing something

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:17, archived)

Yeah, (Kuiper) belt out a song for us!

(Cruising Capacity, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:04, archived)

hee hee

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:55, archived)

there's a ring of debris around uranus

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:16, archived)

That just 'happened.' I didn't planet.

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:20, archived)

:-)

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:05, archived)

When you don't like surprises

Click here to embiggeren

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:29, archived)

looks like "click for same-sizen"

but gets click for busy-ness :p

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:41, archived)

The click for bigger is actually a bit smaller on my screen

I want my money back!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:30, archived)

Fucklift! 8D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:18, archived)

unlikely, yeah

No compo

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LS18, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:22, archived)

haha

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 0:18, archived)

Seam'd like a good idea at the time...

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:58, archived)

Seamso

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:11, archived)

seams on, seams off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:31, archived)

I surely await the day when there will be fewer images of that hoofwanking bunglecunt on the internet

but today is not that day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:32, archived)

That day will be a good

day.

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:41, archived)

I love how Rocket Man is staring at

Trump's haircock :)

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:29, archived)

What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:39, archived)

Well, I like it

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:35, archived)

BSE is so 1990s

(LokiMD, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:52, archived)

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