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# MOD at work, SFW'n
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 4:26, archived)
# you managed to nip that in the bud
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 5:41, archived)
# let's hope so ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 5:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 22:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 23:02, archived)
# Slobbery fat cunt.
The Dog is rotten too!

Nice work Monkeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 23:37, archived)
#
clickety yay
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 0:00, archived)
#
Had a proper chortle at this.
(JauntyArt, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 1:29, archived)
# I like this because it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 4:11, archived)
# Yes
enclickens
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 8:04, archived)
# Haha! :D
Don't eat the cart! Not the cart!
Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Jul 2018, 9:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 12:11, archived)
# Loving the poo bag!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Aug 2018, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] For this relief much thanks. 'Tis bitter cold, and I am snot flicking.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:25, archived)
# you dropped something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:35, archived)
# Heads
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa! Ted! You're alive!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Jul 2018, 18:47, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:37, archived)
# *airguitars*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Well he was warned...


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 15:48, archived)
# The twist is that Cloverfield is only in one scene where he shits out a brood of parasitic Kevin Costners...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 17:06, archived)
# Ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:36, archived)
# :D haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Jul 2018, 17:25, archived)
# Bevery Hills Jock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] an offer he can't refuse...
(albie.one, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:26, archived)
# ...of Frankenstein, perhaps? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:58, archived)
# You come into my house, on the day my daughter is to be married,
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! willmod, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:11, archived)
# with 'is bottle of courage ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 14:35, archived)
# Heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:37, archived)
# He's apparently teetotal
All his insanities, eccentricities and daddy issues are purely natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 15:04, archived)
# teetotal is enough to tell us he's deeply sick
if only the doctor were still with us he'd reveal the truth like he did with muskie, "given the known effects of ibogaine... Muskie's brain was almost paralyzed by hallucinations... he looked out at the crowd and saw gila monsters instead of people", could well be trump
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 20:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 0:25, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 1:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 3:14, archived)
# Lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 10:43, archived)
# gah haa--wonder wombat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 11:52, archived)
# you can't beat the price
but that face could use a LOT of work
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 5:59, archived)
# Imagine it's 4 days ago when this was still topical

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:11, archived)
#
www.indy100.com/article/trump-hollywood-walk-of-fame-star-soldiers-russian-putin-8468736
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:11, archived)
# This is a weird world
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:46, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:07, archived)
# You can leave your yarmulke on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:51, archived)
# Is that the People's Liberated Jewish Front?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:00, archived)
# Very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 10:39, archived)
# No Bracelets of Submission
FAKE

or

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 10:54, archived)
# No Golden Lasso of Truth....
...No Wonderful Boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:42, archived)
#
Instant floppy
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:49, archived)
# I call her blunder woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:19, archived)
#
At the end of a long hard day running the country she goes home and does an enormous grey shit in the toilet.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:44, archived)
# No paper sack.
Needs more paper sack!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:38, archived)
# *submits*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jul 2018, 0:40, archived)
# I should be all over this compo but I joined it late and I just can't seem to get into it.
Also that breaks the rules as laid out by God in the compo description, so.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:44, archived)
# Such is the way of messages from deities
They're always open to misinterpretation, reinterpretation, "Ah but God really meant this, he told me so"-ism...
Plus, b3tans are a bunch of godless heathens who will all feel uncomfortably warm in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:10, archived)
# Blessed are the cheesemakers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:18, archived)
# that guy from blur?
he can fuck off as well
(horrid, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear
(ozof, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 5:36, archived)
#
I like that. It's like the old cigarette adverts, working it out makes you feel smarter and in need of a Silk Cut.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:21, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] All you'll ever need in a movie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:41, archived)
# Rob
For fuck's sake, let us edit the subject.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:06, archived)
#
NO!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:09, archived)
# You're not Rob,
and I claim my £10

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:14, archived)
# Don't push it.
You saw what happened to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:24, archived)
# and you've seen what's happened to Arnie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 5:19, archived)
#
"I'll be slack"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 11:22, archived)
# and he issssss ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 16:29, archived)
# Ten pounds?
Fucking inflation!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 23:34, archived)
# And get better captchas
Tired of being told an advert is a street sign, or that a distant street sign *isn't* a street sign, by some jumped-up speak'n'spell. To name just two examples.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:13, archived)
# You sound like a robot that failed the captcha
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:51, archived)
# Does not. Compute.
One day one of these lads will convince me I *am* a robot, and it'll be straight on the rampage for me. Tables bumbled into, doorknobs unturned, staircases unascended... the world will know my name, for I AM ASIMO!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 22:07, archived)
# What are you talking about? I'm not rob but I can gaz mongy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:01, archived)
# seriously i have a direct line to mongy via gaz, i can get things done, talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:07, archived)
# Oh...I thought you said 'Moggy'...
....nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 1:41, archived)
# You mean on the links board?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:02, archived)
# Funny how the pisstakes get a higher response rate.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:16, archived)
# Spank me
Hard
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 2:05, archived)
# You can ease up a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 15:06, archived)
# Is not a pisstake, is a genuine thing
I know it's b3ta, I've been here over a decade, I expect and anticipate abuse; no big deal.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:13, archived)
# but but but
you didn't post a picture :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:18, archived)
# I was seriously trying to work out what he was blithering about
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:28, archived)
# WTFAYBOA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:16, archived)
# Allow b3tans to edit the subject line of the post
Is all. Cunts.

Fixing unicode in topics would be good too, but I'm not holding my breath.

ありがとうございます
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:18, archived)
# They let you when you purchase a gold-level user icon.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:29, archived)
# Its only on /links that you cant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:27, archived)
# How do YOU know this, mofaha?
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:41, archived)
# If you make a mistake in your link board title, why not just delete your mistake calmly
and post again, this time typing less like a ham fisted twat?

Is all. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 7:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 19:40, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 21:40, archived)
# They can take our lives but they'll never take us seriously.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:26, archived)
# And where's my Straight-to-FP option box to tick?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 23:10, archived)
# Just deposit an admin fee of £10000 into my Nigerian bank account,
and I'll sort it
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:15, archived)
# Heres the thing see, subject is editable on /board, so this is an odd place to ask why it isnt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 0:26, archived)
# ^this
couldn't you just have gazzed rob and not wasted our time (and threads) trying to figure out what you were going on about
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 10:36, archived)
# STFUNoob
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 1:42, archived)
# Nice picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 12:21, archived)
# I think it they need to pay more attention to the light source...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (168 kb)
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 19:42, archived)
#
All this image needs is Rodney Dangerfield in a speed boat smashing through the pier.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:07, archived)
# That could be said for just about everything on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him not to eat her."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "That's only half of it, old man."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 15:29, archived)
# Nice firm buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 15:31, archived)
# lovely :)
(ozof, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 6:24, archived)
# Very good
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Aug 2018, 15:54, archived)
# Wow, the tour has really taken it's toll on Dave Brailsford.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 16:43, archived)
#
haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 19:49, archived)
#
Looks like he's about to piss in her mouth.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:54, archived)

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