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[challenge entry] It's best not to stare...
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 21:37, archived)
# Who da fook is dat goy?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:05, archived)
# I met his brother



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Met his Dad too.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:23, archived)
# dog be like, 'WTF, dude...'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Yowza!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:05, archived)
# Disney releases live action whack a mole
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 10:42, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Scuse the dump'n'run

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 17:54, archived)
# Arf!
C U next time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "I think you need a breath mint, Bruce."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:10, archived)
# Leave Rob Alone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 20:25, archived)
# Which one is Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 20:57, archived)
# Teh Quo
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 21:25, archived)
# Couple of fellas enjoying the crack
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 10:47, archived)
# Snortin' that crack
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:53, archived)
# I Like This!
This would be so lovely with the Mitchell brothers
(JauntyArt, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 15:11, archived)
# Any old tithead will do
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 19:16, archived)
# MODS! (oh . . . never mind)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 0:04, archived)
# Yep, I'd forgotten about those two
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 0:00, archived)
# Back tit nips
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 19:18, archived)
# I saw that--probably big warts or the like
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 0:06, archived)
# I'm so old
I remember when it was all penguins and Woo/Yays around here.
(Speshal, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Yay for old folk
But you'll get chased off by the kids that hang round the bins for not posting a picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:03, archived)
# I reckon
We should create an Oldb3tr4ds corner.....

We could communicate via old memes when b3ta was on dial-up speed and say shit like.....

pffft kids today...back in my day...we didn't need a terabyte of data on our phones, we sent ascii text messages and made phone calls.

Marmite goes on toast, not avocado.

All "craft" beers are made in the same factory, you just pay extra for the artwork on the can...
(Speshal, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 20:53, archived)
# terabyte? we used to dream o terabyte
Ascii text, you were lucky
Etc etc
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:54, archived)
# Me too.
Been lurking around for 17 years waiting for Furtive to make a return.
(plankton, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:17, archived)
# Teh Fear FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:37, archived)
# I could go for some penguins and fluff right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 10:45, archived)
# What nostalgia-matching algorithm did you use?
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:45, archived)
# Then and now <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:27, archived)
# ahh, Brittany Borgnine :)
*wood*, *clik*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:45, archived)
# So smooth, what software did you use
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:45, archived)
# sqirlz morph. I think it's still free
The interface is a bit old-school, but if you have the patience (more nodes == better output) you can do some smooth morphs. Also, I upped the default of 20 frames to 44.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:10, archived)
# Sqirlz with tits? Cor!
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:12, archived)
# morphing aside
the eyes, teeth and bridge are uncanny fits
really nice
(ozof, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 21:48, archived)
# Cheers!
It almost looks like it was done on a computer, no?

I mean, yeah, it WAS done on a computer but, ummm, uhhh not like generated like.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:06, archived)
# Turn around, bright eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:11, archived)
#
Everybody looks like Ernest Borgnine
2.55
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 10:59, archived)
# cAUSE IT'S THE bORG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 14:03, archived)
# in the middle is
Laura San Giacomo
(JauntyArt, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 16:24, archived)
# So if I do a morph between Laura San Giacomo and Ernest Borgnine, does it become Britney?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)
# Fotoshopfacefuckery at it's finest
8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Piers Morgan
(JauntyArt, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:02, archived)
# Twitter thread of them
twitter.com/i124nk8/status/1075156303843090433?s=21
(JauntyArt, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:03, archived)
# brilliant!
oh. and also completely revolting :)
(ozof, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 15:55, archived)
# Why do you hate everyone

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
# :((
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:42, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Not so fucking demolished
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:26, archived)
# Gary Oldpier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:27, archived)
# Bouy Goerge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:29, archived)
# booEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:36, archived)
# Go what?
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:57, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:25, archived)
# B&M?
I don't get it
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:38, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] James Spider
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:27, archived)
# Haha hipster hair, beard, and tattoos on a white guy
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)
# Hi cock is so long
he dresses it with matching trouser leg and lace-up boots.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 13:12, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Smuggling Iranian arms, one at a time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "No, I never have my photos airbrushed"
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 3:16, archived)
# Gillette, the best a man can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 6:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Simply Dreadful
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:49, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 2:14, archived)
# Holding back the fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 6:29, archived)
# Lols
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:09, archived)
# .
..
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:27, archived)
# Hello dad
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:31, archived)
# Beaker!
(Cerberus64, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Since Cosby transgendered to Whoopie in prison, his dance card is full every night!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 23:41, archived)
# I'll have a 'p" please bob
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 0:16, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:38, archived)
# Thanks much!

Your prize is found in the NSFW section :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 3:21, archived)
# Whoagh
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Eyebrows on fleek

Repost the Kubrick challenge
(JauntyArt, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] #nofilter Les Dawson: “Felt cute. Might delete later.”
(JauntyArt, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:46, archived)
# Mmm, veiny! /ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:47, archived)
# She's a warm-blooded mammary mammal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:20, archived)
# Boing, boing, boing, boing,...


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:07, archived)
# With a proper dampening effect too!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:27, archived)
# Must smell awful now that he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:46, archived)
# I think she underwent a MiniMectomy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 23:43, archived)
# Man Utd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:40, archived)
# This is rather well executed
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:25, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Features befitting a Duke
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:37, archived)
# Coupla farmer John's ham hocks right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:51, archived)
# I was thinking that looked like Kenny Everett impersonation of Rod Stewart
and it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:34, archived)
# Kenny was one of the best things ever on TV and radio
I wish he had lived longer, he was a comedy genius
(plankton, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:20, archived)
# I'm currently back stage at Rod Stewart's gig in Lytham...
Sadly, no comedy arse in sight...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:25, archived)
# Haha ha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:34, archived)
# one of us, one of us, gooba gabba, gooba gabba
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:36, archived)
# I'm gonna wank myself raw this week!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:42, archived)
# That's a sign of PedroPhilia :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:26, archived)
# No change there then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THINSTAGRAM

We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week.
Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:10, archived)
# aka Go Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:22, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:33, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(loci, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 16:55, archived)
# Terrible internet bullying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:24, archived)
# WONDERFUL internet bullying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:44, archived)
# MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:35, archived)
# And you thought there was no IDEAL body image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:38, archived)
# #infest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)
# YAY! GO PEDRO!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:12, archived)
# thank you God
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Emergency bug fix


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(plankton, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 9:24, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 12:13, archived)

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