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[challenge entry] ORDER! ORDER! MINE'S A DOUBLE!
(plankton, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 13:37, archived)
# clicky
(fwiw, I'm rather enjoying Sweary Bercow on twitter)
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 29 Jul 2019, 13:45, archived)
# "Am I still on that fecking island?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Waiai pet!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 10:40, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 20:20, archived)
# fworr!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 1:04, archived)
# Would.


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 9:21, archived)
# Plz stop im rubbing myself raw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 13:20, archived)
# neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Uncanny
like, man
(davyclam, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 20:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "And another thing, Theresa, I thought an Irish Backstop meant wearing two condoms. You know. To be sure, to be sure"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 7:11, archived)
# Hahaha that's a amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 9:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 3:20, archived)
# That's quite a pecker on that . . . pecker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 3:49, archived)
# It's a very happy bird
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 4:17, archived)
# It looks a bit sad actually
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 12:27, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)
# wat?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 13:31, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 20:34, archived)
# Wingnut's a bit off
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 5:16, archived)
# I'll wing your nut off!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 13:36, archived)
# Yes, but does your penis bird walk on the balls of its feet, or the feet of its balls?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Again, something I haven't thought through very well, HAHA!
Stay tuned for a new-and-improved PenisBird®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# "...suddenly his genitals flew away in disgust. The end."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jul 2019, 16:06, archived)
# Never! It's all about love with this birdy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 20:06, archived)
# Definitely a cock, not a hen...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be there for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 0:05, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 1:41, archived)
# *ClapClapClapClaps*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 12:27, archived)
# I'll be there for woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 5:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just point out, that I just changed the lettering.
Pizopop did the original proper face swap
b3ta.com/board/11291962#post11292004

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 29 Jul 2019, 23:15, archived)
# One of the many alternate titles I considered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 0:34, archived)
# visceral reaction
thankyou for the oppo to get it out of my system.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 30 Jul 2019, 1:05, archived)
#
But yours didn't make front page. How unsporting!
(LokiMD, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:17, archived)
# Shafted indeed
As thoroughly as these fiends/cunts have shafted the country!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:48, archived)
#
I didn't mean for this to happen. Sorry Pizo.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 2 Aug 2019, 20:28, archived)
# I only jest
They really are cunts after all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 23:06, archived)
# Yay Uncle
Missed this but great FP
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:42, archived)
#
World's gone mad Spazz. Mad I tell ye.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:24, archived)
# boris
Was it meant to be an image of Boris rather than his father?
(Grolly, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:42, archived)
#
Please refer all queries to the original artiste..Mr Pizopop
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Play it nice and cool Jean-Claude, know what I mean...
(plankton, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 22:08, archived)
# CTL Shift Delboy
Looks like a still from ctl shift face. Can't wait to see the whole episode?
(nonotreally, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 22:28, archived)
# Too soon?
I'm hoping this joke will go down well here.


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(nonotreally, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 19:10, archived)
# To be fair, this is the kind of response that most posts get these days.
(97800, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 21:18, archived)
# Huh, what, someone say something?
*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 23:23, archived)
# Nicely.
Something something something chair/ kitten/ no Brexit (am i doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 22:09, archived)
# Willkommen! And bienvenue! Welcome!
Fremder, etranger, stanger
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 28 Jul 2019, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I may be overthinking this.


(Astatine, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 17:50, archived)
# No you're not
I like this
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmm, fast food!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 17:30, archived)
# junkie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:23, archived)
# What, no love for Charlize Heron?


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:39, archived)
# Nice arse on that bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:52, archived)
# Not a snow planet...
...It's a cocaine planet.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:06, archived)
# It's an ugly planet, a bug planet
(97800, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:22, archived)
# Hoth Planet.
Planet Hoth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:25, archived)
# Lotth of hotheth to ride
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26739
(97800, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Theptember Twothouthandnineteen!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:49, archived)
# I see why you switched to Lord Vader
twitter.com/i/status/1154835275140554752
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 21:06, archived)
# THAT'S NOT ADAM WEST....YOU SAVAGE DOG!
GET A CLUE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 2:49, archived)
# Glenn Frey's looking rough!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 17:29, archived)
# Frey probably DOES look rough about now, what with 3-1/2 yrs. of decay and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:08, archived)
# Maybe this guy then!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0006610/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 18:48, archived)
# heh--they both look like they've tamed their hair with axle grease.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 19:17, archived)
# haha, yep!
...or or or, this guy!


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 19:26, archived)
# heh heh--yeah buddy!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 0:12, archived)
# lol
(97800, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 4:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 10:31, archived)
# "I'm disabled"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 11:54, archived)
# ATOS says you're not, get back to work
(97800, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then, I'll do the obvious one.
(plankton, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POLITICAL SITCOMS

Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead.
Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 13:32, archived)
# This is the spitting image of my Gran !!
less the lipstick of course,...she's no tart.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 17:43, archived)
# The sideburns...
Surely not the sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2019, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] cast changes following departure of the originals
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Cabinet Clown Collective
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 8:27, archived)
#
(97800, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Appetite for (Facial) Distortion
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 3:11, archived)
# nice!
cute tagging, too
(ozof, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 8:06, archived)
# Ha, thank you.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 15:54, archived)
#
arf arf click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Lolz
(Sherbs, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 19:17, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2019, 21:45, archived)
# This the best one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 1:14, archived)
# Nice to see
16-time World Gurning Champion Tommy Mattinson in there
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 29 Jul 2019, 3:35, archived)
# This definitely wins the 'add an extra letter to the name of the band' challenge we've been having.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Jul 2019, 4:47, archived)
# Fair.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "You'll lose your mind and play"


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many apologies... still struggling to get tp grips with the gimp :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 1:32, archived)
# I like Emily
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 2:08, archived)
# Very good, but why stop at slay?
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 8:43, archived)
# Summary of today's events
I would apologise for my bad photoshop but I didn't even use photoshop so it's not my fault.


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(nonotreally, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
# What vote?
(97800, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:35, archived)
# He could've at least had the decency to use a Megabus...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:50, archived)
# He seems to be offering an awful lot of sweeties, does his cabinet include the childcatcher?
Maybe as a special adviser?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:41, archived)
# Evel Knievel jumping the shark
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:36, archived)
# Where's Fonzie..?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:10, archived)
# He only jumped OVER the shark
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:26, archived)
# Did happen.
OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:44, archived)

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