Arf
At the risk of being a truther, she never eliminated anyone at Instagram who could see her posts (which is probably everyone who works there, seeing how much Facebook care about privacy).
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Wed 9 Oct 2019, 16:26,
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Cause when the fingers point... whoah-oh... it's too much to take.
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Wed 9 Oct 2019, 11:41,
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It's the age-old question; is the cock half full or half empty?
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Wed 9 Oct 2019, 13:02,
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It's just deviled whitebait, with evil on its mind
Beware the deviled whitebait
it's gonna get you - from behind!
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 21:11,
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Beware the deviled whitebait
it's gonna get you - from behind!
Motorway signs
Following reports drivers have been alarmed and confused by gantry signs vaguely advising freight operators that papers might change after the UK leaves the EU, the Government have decided to be more precise about the outcomes.
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 17:24,
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On the upside, there'll be a lot of jobs amongst welders and mechanics sticking electrified spikes along the sides of lorries
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:59,
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saw something the other day about there being an increase in dogging within the queues
might have been on here in fact (the news article not the dogging)
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Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:17,
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It's getting late have you seen my skate?
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want some rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
-battered fish and chips
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Ooh, and a gherkin.
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 14:37,
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It's seven o'clock and I want some rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
-battered fish and chips
.
.
Ooh, and a gherkin.
We are now being described by the national press as a "subversive meme design website"
So up yer game, folks!
But this is a nice picture of a fish on fire.
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:04,
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But this is a nice picture of a fish on fire.
*Googles*
The Mail have literally copied-and-pasted that description from the Star, haven't they?
Anyway, the old "Puerile Digital Arts Community" is more accurate.
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:11,
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Anyway, the old "Puerile Digital Arts Community" is more accurate.
Haha I never even realised that! Yes, looks like they have...
Also, what's the story with Coca Cola? Not heard that one.
EDIT: Never mind I've googled it..
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:13,
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EDIT: Never mind I've googled it..
The Daily Heil shamelessly C&Ping other people's work? Why, I never!
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 14:02,
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Christ, the national press must really be desperate if they're describing this place
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:16,
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Christ HADDOCK SHARK SWORDFISH COD MINNOW
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:59,
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Charts like this do the opposite of make my brain not hurt
Calling the y-axis "Brain Hurting" makes for a much nicer chart
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:43,
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apparently a scene from the underground bestiality flick "Animal Farm"
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 6:42,
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These guys came and joined in (a year or so after Agadoo) on a charity busking gig
that I played at Manchester Picadilly station, for "Manchester for Africa". We didn't know they were coming so we gave them coke cans with rice in to do latin rhythmns. They were VERY nice blokes. Considering they had toured Agadoo all over the fucking planet, they turned up with no security, no attitude and didn't care that nobody knew who the fuck they were. They hung around for an hour or so, shook rice and collected money. Aces.
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Thu 10 Oct 2019, 13:24,
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It mentions 9 but maybe these are those that Beethoven refused to fin-ish
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 18:33,
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Or perhaps he unfinished works on a perch above his piano
and forgot about them
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 19:44,
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unfinished symphony is really Schubert's line, Beethoven's ninth was Coral but that's not fishy at all
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Tue 8 Oct 2019, 23:31,
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