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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 14:36, archived)
# partly-credible at worst...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:25, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffttttttttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:04, archived)
# Street Hawking™ approves.
Street-Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:23, archived)
# The complete fist season
Shirley?
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Angerwank
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 2:11, archived)
# Ha Haa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *asg*
(ozof, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I've had enough of this peurile vulgarity, I'm going to listen to some highbrow radio instead
(plankton, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 12:11, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] His follow-up novel
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 6:02, archived)
# An oldie but a goodie
(gijoel, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 7:23, archived)
# everyone a maserati
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 9:23, archived)
# Slightly less likely to provoke death threats
- but sadly, only slightly.

Funny how once something's pissed them off, lots of religious types ignore the bits of their books that tell them to behave nicely.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:41, archived)
# Good Point
except some religious books don't have any bits telling you to behave nicely.
(davyclam, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:43, archived)
# Cool! I'll take ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 22:18, archived)
# They just threaten you with
a really bad re-incarnation.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 3:41, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Cumquat May's "Fuck" (2015) - Pencil tool in MS Paint
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 5:55, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I fully endorse this message

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 9:47, archived)
# Ideally
it would be Postman Pat, or Wallace etc. But great tho'
(davyclam, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Scientists have identified a particularly aggressive form of virus
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:02, archived)
# atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] From the archives
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The old camo-fuck bus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 2:48, archived)
# I actually like that one. :D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 2:55, archived)
# I think that your source image might be my actual van.
Like the one I own.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:23, archived)
# I used to own one similar to it--not as rickety though :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Gift ideas for the office birthdays
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 2 Feb 2020, 23:47, archived)
# Swears are better than jokes or techniq
(97800, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:02, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# New beter merchandise: plush weewee tapir
(97800, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# Words of wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:23, archived)
# Does Viz mag sell this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:58, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Twofer You can't go down on them twice, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 22:28, archived)
# RaveJesus!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Board game of sincere regret
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 20:21, archived)
# making family members mortal enemies since 1953
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# Yea, my cunt sister comes to mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Since this, and Monopoly, I have no siblings mentioned in my last will and testament.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# The only thing worse would be a game about politics!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And yet I still get my tickets...
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 20:05, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post2633412
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 19:04, archived)
# I don't even see the code for beaterslashtalk.
All I see is prick, wanker, and repeat.
(97800, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 19:13, archived)
# you're missing tosser cunt and fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 19:18, archived)
# Turtle power
(97800, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Oh, how I miss them all.
Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:35, archived)
# Deep down the rabbit hole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:34, archived)
# That happens when you take the red pill as a suppository
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:46, archived)
# yaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SWEARING

Everything's going to hell so lets let off some steam with a few days of comedy swearing.
Photoshop your favourite swears in funny ways or animate the heck out of some hand gestures.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Live long and go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:47, archived)
# How Vulcan (vulgar).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:01, archived)
# It's almost as if "animate the heck out of some hand gestures" was a tailor-made cue for you to repost this specific gif
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] How rude!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:56, archived)
# Haha, FUCKLIFT!
(97800, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:27, archived)
# FUCK LIFT™!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:40, archived)
#
fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:12, archived)
#
fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:32, archived)
# yay!
REWORKED PEA...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 17:09, archived)
# What is a boy to do?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ****

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:28, archived)
#

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(wizzer77, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 15:13, archived)
# You just filtered a press release pic, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 18:04, archived)
#
More or less, the bottom bits Patric moore , the nose is 4th on google image search "pig nose".
(wizzer77, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 19:03, archived)
# from the planet Melmac?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 23:45, archived)
# Yawn
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:38, archived)
# The stinky midnight pisshole

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-51332531
(WGCtrev, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 13:55, archived)
# Abba's less-popular zzzzz
(97800, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:22, archived)
#
Image Challenge Generator

Remove the following letter from a movie title, show us the results:

| A / B / C / D / E / F / G / H / I / J / K / L / M / N / O / P / Q / R / S / T / U / V / W / X / Y / Z |

Another!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:40, archived)
# So the Compo-Matic 2020® wasn't good enough?!? :(


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:18, archived)
# corbyn lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:58, archived)
# This was a b3ta beta :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mein gott!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 10:15, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:37, archived)

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