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[challenge entry] Ah-ahhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhhhlllllrighty then
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# *would--now and then*
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 20:59, archived)
# Nice set of hooters you got there.*
*Fake.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 21:06, archived)
# Nalrighty then
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 20:59, archived)
# forgot to set my clock
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 21:00, archived)
# ...almost there....

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 21:13, archived)
# This looks like a threat!
....or is it a warning?!?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 16:00, archived)
# :D YAY
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] *Magic Shoehorn*

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *Magic Shoehorn* XD

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] XD*Magic Shoehorn*XD

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] vg :)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 12:00, archived)
# Wow...cool! :)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 9:37, archived)
# OMG LOL
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 18:42, archived)
# :)
pity da foo
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A musical confession to suicide
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Its just candle smoke
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:17, archived)
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(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:08, archived)
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(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bradys Knight and the Pitts
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:45, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 16:05, archived)
# Will smith Rob Smith rob smith Will Smith?
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 17:15, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HOLLYWOOD SINGS

Its a Hollywood/pop chart crossover event this week. Mash up film stars with singers and band names.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:17, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:21, archived)
# I'll see what I can do. Looks good so far.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] shop closure in town today

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(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 12:54, archived)
# FP in 5...4...3...
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 15:14, archived)
#

Luke Skywalker: You are my Father!
Darth Vader: [shocked] No... No! That's not true! That's impossible!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 1:41, archived)
# Oh see now it's the gay shift.
You're here
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:23, archived)
# I'm here, but I don't make a big song and dance about it thank you very much and I certainly don't post a catplop.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:50, archived)
# THAT WASNT ME
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:58, archived)
#
same cunts
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:44, archived)
#

(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:59, archived)
# that's glaycist!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:51, archived)
# that's gayshiftist
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:04, archived)
# My sister is hypoglaycymist
an i fucking hate her guts
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:08, archived)
# lightheaded and shaky?
are you sure she's not a marionette?
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:09, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Do marionette strings go up or down?
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:16, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:16, archived)
# So def she is?
I guess I've been kind of a jerk for a long time
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:32, archived)
# Hi...I'm mofaha....I'm here but I'm not....
....fukalluzeguyz
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:39, archived)
# lols!
sorry i broke character
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:46, archived)
# Got any naked pictures of your sister?
Wanna buy some?
.
.
.
Not so fucking incest.
Gary Oldjokes
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:48, archived)
# Hi Gary
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:57, archived)
# *your
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:01, archived)
# *YOAR
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:04, archived)
#
i apologise
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:05, archived)
# *EYE
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:08, archived)
# Aye.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:18, archived)
# i
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:38, archived)
# Eye-dar
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:46, archived)
# gaydar
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 16:21, archived)
# *all gay(shift)
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:32, archived)
#
your gay!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:33, archived)
# All yours!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:37, archived)
# Make it so Number 2
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:00, archived)
# We're not posting poop anymore!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:18, archived)
# That was sooooo yesterday....
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:40, archived)
# Last week even
pssht
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:57, archived)
# The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Child Support Agency
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:14, archived)
# Well....this thread sure went to Hell....aiya!

Luke Skywalker: I am your clone!
Luke Skywalker: No!....No!....That's not true...that's impossible!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:31, archived)
#
We're lowering the marketability of b3ta... together!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:38, archived)
# THE BOARDS ARE SILENT!
GOODBYE, rob! o/
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:40, archived)
#
whoa i didn't know your a radical extremist.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:00, archived)
# I'm just drunk on wine...XD
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:20, archived)
# beer and shots here
woot!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:33, archived)
# I did that yesterday.
Beer and Irish Whiskey.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:41, archived)
#
Bohemia pilsner and UV vodka
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:46, archived)
# Actually
Bear Claw and adderall
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:55, archived)
# Actually actually
Babycham and bath salts
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:59, archived)
# CAC

Click for bigger (54 kb)
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 0:46, archived)
# I mean, I'd always assumed rob was kinky, but this...
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
# There IS a resemblance!
Totally coincidental..
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Always abusing women and cats.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:22, archived)
# Don't go near any sewer openings dressed like that, kid.
There are clowns with silly facepaint on, down there.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51663632
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:35, archived)
# Hands, LOL
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 17:16, archived)
# "I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true...."
They said to one another. :P
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 17:17, archived)
# Hot.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Oh not another one
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 22:47, archived)
# OH.MY.GOD.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:41, archived)
# Making inappropriate comments about children, welcome to b3ta 2020
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 16:10, archived)
# Fight the power! Kill all activists!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 0:03, archived)
# I'm gonna smash a planetarium!!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:27, archived)
# We need to get rid of cardboard stock.
There will be no more protest signs.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:46, archived)
# and stock photography
to stop all those insufferable memes
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:50, archived)
# AND THEN SMASH A PLANETARIUM!!!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:01, archived)
# Kill the internets! DIE INTERNETS! DIE!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:21, archived)
#
I'm kinda more in a "smash the planetariums!!" mood myself, but I don't want to stop you from doing your thing. I hope thats cool with you
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:37, archived)
# Nobody can stop me!
I will fucking level this world! \o/
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:46, archived)
# She looks like she's about to stab him in the face with a fork.
Fair play, she's only trying to save the world.

Maybe if my generation had been more willing to fork face, we wouldn't be in this predictament.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a show coming up and need your help
I have sprayed these two pictures, one on canvas and one on tiles and don't know which one to put in for it..
Which do you prefer?

Or

(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 1:05, archived)
# I like the single black image on white tile background.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 1:15, archived)
# I like the colour one.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:15, archived)
# I LOVE nick cage!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:15, archived)
# it's the Dali Llama
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:57, archived)
# Nick Cage's best role in modern times!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 5:35, archived)
# no that was chaplin
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 6:56, archived)
# Such a good performance, Nick's not even religious
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:36, archived)
# I have heard that his hair is a bird
OMG I'm a poet and I don't even know it.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 14:30, archived)
# Bird is the word and you're light as a feather.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:45, archived)
# Don't listen to those guys ^
Pick the top one, but you have to make it spin on the wall.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:31, archived)
# It's a Turner
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:48, archived)
# I can see this joke gaining in popularity
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:06, archived)
# Haha I love this idea
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:06, archived)
# could you make it with noel edmonds instead?
and make it spin?
a bit like this:

(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 11:24, archived)
# *Aroused*
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
# seconded, thirded, whatevered
Also to my dumb eye the top one needed more work than the bottom one (appreciate that isn't necessarily true)
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:07, archived)
# As simple as it looks
The bottom one took around 4 times longer due to the tiling :)
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 20:43, archived)
# The filesize of the beast
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:08, archived)
# It's not fair, my picture of an ever-increasing, spinning noel edmonds was deleted by a mod, but I have seen much worse go uncensored.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:21, archived)
# B3ta is moderated by volunteers who aren't able to be on the board at all times of the day and night.
Also, different mods may consider different things to be NSFW. We are only human and can't promise to be perfectly consistent about the stuff that gets linked and stuff that is left alone. If you get upset about this kind of thing, then you should probably leave the naked lady pictures alone and Photoshop kittens instead.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:23, archived)
# FP this now
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 14:34, archived)
# How does one become a mod?
Have you invited any new mods recently? Im honestly curious, not trying to be a dick.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 15:07, archived)
# B3ta is moderated by volunteers who aren't able to be on the board at all times of the day and night.
So if you're a volunteer, and you aren't able to be on the board at all times of the day and night, you're in with a chance!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 19:24, archived)
# Not me, I can't handle responsibility
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 20:33, archived)
# It's very easy...
...you just have to get in the dark closet with HT, and blow up a few balloons.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:54, archived)
# Not familiar with the balloon bit but I think I know the drill
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 2:46, archived)
# This world is fucking crazy.
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:44, archived)
# Stop being so dramatic
every other fucking world is just as crazy as ours
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 3:52, archived)
# omg....To the moon!
Don't follow me!
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:22, archived)
# Don't worry about me following
I'm headed to the sun so I can control how much light all the planets get
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 4:41, archived)
# 'leave the naked lady pictures alone'?
ABSURD!!!!!!!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:57, archived)
# life is unfair
it stopped the site loading properly on God's laptop
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you God!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 15:26, archived)
# That's enough Pedro
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:30, archived)
# No praying allowed
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
# tbf
netscape navigator is getting on a bit, and don’t get me wrong, windows 95 was revolutionary in it’s day, but it may be time to upgrade.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 22:38, archived)
#
You're so MODERN!!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Smite him! Smite him good!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:53, archived)
# To be fair....it was quite irritating.
I don't like scrolling endlessly... :/
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:56, archived)
# Salvadora the explorer.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 11:41, archived)
# Top one
preferably viewable via a kaleidoscope.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 Feb 2020, 23:39, archived)
# My GF does it for free. but thx
Don't touch my skinny jeans!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
My kids would heartily agree
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# None of these modern trousers pull up far enough, where do they think the waist is, just above the hips? Ridiculous.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:22, archived)
# IKR?
A GOOD waistband should cover your nipples all proper-like.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# I like to fasten my belt up around my throat.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 12:50, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:56, archived)
# This oughtta cheer you RIGHT UP!
Imagine relaxing on the patio right now...
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 15:51, archived)
# I will find you, and I will end you, I WILL END YOU
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:39, archived)
# FUCKING DUCKZESES.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 21:40, archived)
# I dare you to post this over there and tag someone
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:25, archived)
# Nice thigh action!
The rest is simply awful!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Your simply awefull
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 0:10, archived)
# low waists are just a sign of austerity, material is too expensive for manufacturers so they market the style as fashionable
Hip level waist = austerity trousers
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:10, archived)
# Yes, sign me up for the anal wardrobe check!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:40, archived)
# don't
you need James Herriot for one of those?
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:21, archived)
# My Bermuda shorts collection will be safe though surely?
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Go to www.b3ta.com for some awesome trousers!
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:17, archived)
# Tell 'em Ed sent you
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:15, archived)
# Made by thetans
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:22, archived)
#
safety first sign
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:23, archived)
# You can, if you wanna,
safety dance
You can leave your friends behind...
(, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 10:20, archived)
# \o/-yay!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 4:35, archived)
# Dear Mariella,
I am a father of two, well over 40 years old. Am I allowed to leave the house wearing trackpants?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 8:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Feb 2020, 21:20, archived)
# Are you trying to..
...ummm, I got nuthin :)
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:06, archived)
# Keep trying
you'll think of something (however inane :)
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:14, archived)
# I hate it when you have something funny to say about a gradient but it just fades on you
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:26, archived)
# I used to feel that way too,
but slowly my views have been changing ;p
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Pedro's values have changed.
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:30, archived)
# "Mrs. Robinson,...you're trying to saturate me."
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:20, archived)
# or clone my bone?
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:20, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:33, archived)
# Are you trying to make my gradient layer mask active?
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:23, archived)
# :) select and invert
(, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:21, archived)

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