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[challenge entry] Not in cinemas now
(Moral Slang ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 13 Mar 2020, 12:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 13:12, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's certainly catchy…




(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:02, archived)
# Get your loved ones 'done'
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 13 Mar 2020, 12:17, archived)
# bleak
(rogerzilla, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 13:18, archived)
#
It's funny (look at Twitter) as the raving psychos that were upset that he aligned himself with a group that made wooly, vague statements now desperately want him to be wooly and vague. "Please Mr Johnson, fudge the truth! Tell us it'll ALLLL be okay."
(LokiMD, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 17:30, archived)
# That's pretty reassuring though, what with it being a bus famous for having lies written on the side
(97800, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 19:27, archived)
#
More an exaggeration. It isn't 350m, it's ONLY 250m.

So by extension, this means people you quite like will die.
(LokiMD, Sat 14 Mar 2020, 18:24, archived)
# I guess he must be immortal
cause no one loves that prick biscuit.
(gijoel, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 23:02, archived)
# UK Government strategy briefing
(merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha, oh fuck
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 13 Mar 2020, 12:03, archived)
# You awful person.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2020, 15:14, archived)
# Every cloud has a silver lining
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 23:09, archived)
# Oh you beast.
That’s awful.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 15 Mar 2020, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Computer terminals report some games and the values of copper and tin
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 8:38, archived)
# I approve of this reference
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 18:18, archived)
#
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs
For the price of a hospital wing
(PlasmidVector, Sat 14 Mar 2020, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:16, archived)
# dude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfKT7Gppw0
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:31, archived)
# I can't go for that
she's an aunt eater
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:15, archived)
# this keeps making me laugh, it's really pretty bad Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 3:25, archived)
# It took me a while 7.5 minutes to make!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:18, archived)
# o hai pedro king of the short cuts and cheat sheets
thousands of pictures of these animals but you made them twins
epic laziness
jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:44, archived)
# Twin brothers from different mothers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:52, archived)
# image rotation - horizontal
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 11:08, archived)
# That sounds like a request to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 11:24, archived)
# PS: This took a lot of work & now you made me sad. I wanted them to look so much alike
This was the original source what I found on the web -- you can even see the filename proves it

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 13:14, archived)
# I made you sad?
That makes me happy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 23:47, archived)
# SQUeeeeEZE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 0:57, archived)
# Alright, Pedro
I recognize (pig vaginas) when I see them!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:06, archived)
# wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:02, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1241145005/snootyfull.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:18, archived)
# that bitch'll squeal on ya
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:59, archived)
# sooooo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 11:09, archived)
# giger babies!
(ozof, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:08, archived)
# *babbies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:02, archived)
# Pedro had Giger's baby.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:25, archived)
# WE. WERE. IN...
LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:01, archived)
# ignore 4.0 works then :/
(ozof, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 2:57, archived)
# ignore 5.0 is basically a swat team that wipes out your ignore target
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 3:26, archived)
# Your comment was spot on....I just agree of that. ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 11:10, archived)
# What?!?
Who, oh who would ignore MOI?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 19:43, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Big kiss, punkin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Self-quarantining is fairly simple . . .
(minor inconveniences notwithstanding)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 0:07, archived)
# Is that the Irresolute Desk?
asking for a friend.
(davyclam, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 6:49, archived)
# Tell friend--more like Pres-olute
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] With this virus you are really spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's test it on Snowy first!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris Johnson announces no Food Shortages
(TheCrookitFigger, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 21:59, archived)
# Healthy diet of fresh fruit bat and veggies?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] See ya, Harvey
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 21:39, archived)
# So when does he get suicided
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 22:25, archived)
# When his dance card expires, I s'pose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:48, archived)
# what's the point in being a big time hollywood producer if they don't let you rape the actresses?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Doing fuck all for shit loads of money is pretty good perk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 23:53, archived)
# No sense of humor I guess :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 0:31, archived)
# He's a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 21:03, archived)
# Just another Bullingdon Club dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:21, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 8:27, archived)
# Haha - brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?

probably, but shirley not as badly
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 16:03, archived)
# not badly done--his face is harmless and approachable :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 16:27, archived)
# cheers, I think.
Yep, pretty sure.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 23:01, archived)
# good choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 1:09, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 21:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 15:51, archived)
# Clever - he's going to have a really clean butt
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 16:12, archived)
# hahah!
Then these might be required, in some order . . .

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:19, archived)
# i before e except after c
And they call it a university
(rogerzilla, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:39, archived)
# Shame, looks like they spent quite a bit of money on that sign.
Can't be cheap getting the letters to float like that
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:45, archived)
# Yes, it's a university of textopathy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 14:13, archived)
# not me
I graduated from PragerU
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 14:49, archived)
# Conservatively speaking, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 15:03, archived)
# Conservative on the streets
Social Democrat between the sheets
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 15:53, archived)
# :)
🛏
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 16:13, archived)
# I had a mate who went there
When they were about 30, married and still renting, she told they needed to get serious about their careers and save for a house. He enrolled in indigenous studies at UW and started learning the didgeridoo . She divorced him soon after. Last I heard he was re-married with kids and was a children's book author
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 22:47, archived)
# Indigenous studies sounds like an incredibly unprofitable career--just guessing.
On a vaguely related note, I taught myself to tie a knot in a didgeridoo via Photoshop,
so I've got that going for me . . . which is good.



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Mar 2020, 0:25, archived)
# Not been around these parts for a while.


I've been too busy reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 12:35, archived)
# Why can't you use the Sun newspaper as toilet paper?
Because it's already full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:35, archived)
# I'm sorry I've written a joke -->
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:47, archived)
# HE DID IT WRONG, BAN HIM ROB!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:33, archived)
# Because of the mineral oils in the paper/inks
They'll give you bum cancer.
(MRS2, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 12:24, archived)
# If you live in Liverpool, there's another reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:01, archived)

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