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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:03, archived)
# no alarms and no surprises
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:21, archived)
# Magneefeecooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooooh..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:32, archived)
#
One love, for the mother's pride
One love, for the times we cried
One love, gotta stay alive
I will survive
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoy, Boris :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:02, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:04, archived)
# You forgot the Ejaculating Buttplug.
Not judging, just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, so it's an apple tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 15:59, archived)
# Ah so.
(davyclam, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Only a fool breaks the 2 metre rule
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 15:32, archived)
# BANG!
and the Boris is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, Dom...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:49, archived)
# He is a heavy smoker, apparently.
Just saying.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 27 Mar 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Ego . . . Alter Ego


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:25, archived)
# Yum! Eggo & a cup of covfefe to go plz!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 14:46, archived)
# I'd have very slightly more respect for Trump
If he adopted the hardcore stylings of his alter ego
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 28 Mar 2020, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 12:58, archived)
#

www.gizmodo.co.uk/2016/09/designated-survivor-uk-what-happens-if-the-british-government-is-wiped-out/

Edit: Actually that's not fair. Not fair to the Skeksis. At least they have a plan for immediate succession; the Haakskeekah / Trial by Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:09, archived)
# So if Boris dies
Does a good person die simultaneously?
(rogerzilla, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 16:32, archived)
# Shivers
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 16:14, archived)
#
I can hear the noise of the scratching glass looking at this gif
(JauntyArt, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 20:22, archived)
# But I thought . . .
essential services . . .?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:35, archived)
# :)
Is that a font you use, or copy-paste from something?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 14:55, archived)
# In this particular case,
I simply redesigned a letter or two from what was already on the sign. There are, however, a number of similar
fonts available, searchable under font names containing "LED." Try www.1001fonts.com/led-fonts.html , for examples.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 19:35, archived)
# Fontastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Conservirus19


Have play with the data here: datacat.cc/covid/
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:03, archived)
# fp this now!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 6:31, archived)
#
You didn't check the box that says 'Adjust by population' did you?

The UK has two different entries for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! More tea vicar?, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 8:36, archived)
#
Fair point, too many variables to make direct scientific comparisons between nations: populations size, efficacy of testing, etc.

My main point still stands tho, Norway locked down 10 days earlier, while Boris was still fretting that warning people off the pub was a bit harsh. What was gained by delaying, what was lost? I maintain that good governance has never been more important, and eventually it will be right there in the numbers for all to see.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 9:51, archived)
#
As corona virus is now endemic and will never go away, the world population will have to gain immunity, and as there is no vacine the only way is to allow everyone to be infected, but doing so at a rate that people can receive treatment to reduce the death rate. But it's great to look up to the skies and not see any chemtrails!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 10:15, archived)
#
Here is a good article to refute this sort of fatalist thinking:
medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 10:52, archived)
# I'd be _very_ wary of articles on medium by armchair epidemiologists
But at least that one has endorsements from actual epidemiologists, and seems largely uncontroversial amongst those in the know. Lots are just flawed data analysis without context by tech bros.

medium.com/@noahhaber/flatten-the-curve-of-armchair-epidemiology-9aa8cf92d652

Sorry this post has got a bit /links-y. For the avoidance of doubt I'm agreeing with your general point.
(horrid, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 12:46, archived)
# Indeed.
Stay safe people: wash your hands, not your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 12:57, archived)
# But the author of the article linked above is a 'Creator of viral applications with >20M users'
so he *must* know what he's talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:06, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:12, archived)
#
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:16, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:19, archived)
#
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:25, archived)
#
fuckoff.com/ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:55, archived)
#
nooooooooooooooo.com/

(\____/)
( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
\╭☞ \ ╭☞
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 13:58, archived)
#
www.turnofftheinternet.com/

I'm off for a bike ride...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 14:25, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bike%20Ride
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...oh noes!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:54, archived)
# Where are the black helicopters, contrails & 5G towers?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:02, archived)
# They're DEAD!
All of them are DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Ummm, 'YAY!'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:54, archived)
# ...then, 'YAY'

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:31, archived)
# B3TA IS NOT A PORN WEBSITE!
(My thread was innocent until now, you sik fuk)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:14, archived)
# Stop encouraging me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:31, archived)
# Pure Evil
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:36, archived)
# SOZ, how about something a bit more 'squee'...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:11, archived)
# You ruined any chance for a FP.
This thread will be B&.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:28, archived)
# I voted for it. That's all the MODs look for anyway
I voted for it. That's all the MODs look for anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:56, archived)
# I voted for it. That's all the MODs look for anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:55, archived)
# [robot]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:17, archived)
# I voted for it. That's all the MODs look for anyway
Big Kiss, Punkin'!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Is that what happens when a navel piercing becomes infected?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:21, archived)
# yuk! :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:50, archived)
# X__X Can't unsee this....aaargh! Delete Delete...MODS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:40, archived)
# Due to coronavirus outbreak no mods are available outside the hours of 13:00-13:09 GMT
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:23, archived)
# Tele-Modz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:29, archived)
# within scheduled hours only
please try back later at your convenience
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:53, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:02, archived)
# YIKES
im scurred now
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:05, archived)
#
"Hush! Hush!
Nobody cares.
Christopher Robin
has
fallen
down-
stairs."

(J.B. Morton)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:36, archived)
# He's DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:09, archived)
# is Eeyore ill? its difficult to tell
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:52, archived)
# DEAD!
They're all DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:56, archived)
# What the fuck are we gonna do now?
What are we gonna do?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 17:34, archived)
# Is this the time Christopher Robin discovered benzodiazepines?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:51, archived)
# He got the Corona Virus and DIED.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah but that's not a great storyline
Christopher Robin discovered benzodiazepines, introduced all the others to their calming uninhibiting creative powers and then one day they went down to the river with some Temazepam and cider and DIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:15, archived)
# with a balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:18, archived)
# Wow....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:37, archived)
# Or maybe they were crossing the road during the Isle of Man TT?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:04, archived)
# They got Corona Virus and DIED.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:30, archived)
# I like that story best
You should try writing that into your next image post
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:36, archived)
# It's THIS POST.....NOW....!!!!
Jeeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:16, archived)
# Oh, yes, it is!
Maybe next time start with that right out from the gate would be my suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:29, archived)
# No...
...I like a shroud of mystery.
You figure it out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:01, archived)
# So
pooh & the gang mixed ghb with alcohol and died of liver poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:12, archived)
# GBH! \O/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:51, archived)
# Not GBH, ghb
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 7:09, archived)
# It once looked like that near Devil's Tower
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:35, archived)
# That was a Government conspiracy to cover up the alien invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Sure thing bud
better check yer foil hat for leaks
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:30, archived)
# O.K., non believer....you just keep making mountains out of potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:38, archived)
# It's ART!
and it helps me RELAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:56, archived)
# That's what Pedro said about distorted feetz!
This place has really gone to the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:08, archived)
# What about his fleshlight fractals?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Disgustingly what?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:26, archived)
# 'Pedro' (period) (.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 2:53, archived)
# All countries eventually get coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:38, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:42, archived)
# I've been there 3 times....uh.......
...I'm not responsable....................maybe...........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 1:15, archived)
# Oh fiddle-dee-fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:31, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:47, archived)
# FUCK! /obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:01, archived)
# Here's how I wake up:

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:07, archived)
# That's a bit more than a crafty wank.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:18, archived)
# "The best way to start your day is by destroying something." -atomic/b3ta 2020
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Social distance
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:33, archived)
# It sucks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:30, archived)
# But, if you get air miles . . . *hmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 20:29, archived)
#

Click for bigger (182 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:07, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:23, archived)
# Made this for a throwaway conversation but as it fits...

STAY AT HOME

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:56, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:09, archived)
# Looks like Michael Schumacher
and I'm sure he's not doing much at all right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:17, archived)
# Like a proper coronavirus hero
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 28 Mar 2020, 11:40, archived)
#
Meanwhile in the Corbyn infested swamps of Twitter...

Support the NHS... NO NO, you're not allowed to support the NHS only the pure can support it! You must cut your wrists and it bleed blue!

Support the welfare system... NO NO, you're not allowed to support it! You are evil, and you want to take money from the mouths of the poor! I demand you demand the end to welfare!

Support the nurses and doctors... NO NO, you're too rich too support the medical staff!

I AM COMPASSIONATE... no no... I am grateful that Tories have got the virus. But I a compassionate. But I wish ill. But for the many... but not THAT many.

[BOOM as heads explode]
(LokiMD, Sun 29 Mar 2020, 17:12, archived)
# PIERS ANGRY!!!!!
(plankton, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:12, archived)
# piers
cunty
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:40, archived)
# WHERE'S BORIS!!!!
(plankton, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Arse Wipe
(TheCrookitFigger, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 16:14, archived)
# Unrealistic
Like he's that close to any of his kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:43, archived)
# it's his latest girlfriend
trump is miffed because he wanted her first
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Imagination is a terrible thing to waste.
(except in this case :/)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 15:18, archived)
# Still watching
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 15:41, archived)
# :) I did a different version of this but it was disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 16:26, archived)
#
Still watching
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:30, archived)
# Im a Barista out of work
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:35, archived)
# Baristas :o)
Barristers :O(
(davyclam, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:08, archived)
# You could improve your prospects of future employment
by learning how to spell Cappuccino ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:45, archived)

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