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[challenge entry] You come and come, you come and come
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 11:56, archived)
# Spot on liz-jizz face.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 17:51, archived)
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(, Sat 16 May 2020, 10:53, archived)
# 2/3 of them are dead now
Montecore (who was born in about 1997) died in 2014. Roy died last week from Covid-19.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah
I saw he had died recently. Half expected him to appear in a box somewhere else
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] b0r3d with book challenge
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 9:37, archived)
# INVISIBLE NOSE FLAGS
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 12:03, archived)
# Oh hai tonyb3ta700104
:)
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 15:53, archived)
# BAM!
coinsell2
It's been a long time
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 1:02, archived)
# this 22ct*
*well 22ct coated to a depth of one micron
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 11:19, archived)
# Upvoted for payment by CDC.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 11:35, archived)
# Brilliant
Someone has been watching daytime adverts. I sympathise.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:26, archived)
# Sticking with the working title of "shittyhands" for the new Bond movie would have been remarkably prescient.

(Although it didn't take a German industrialist detonating a dirty bomb in a Kleenex factory to inflate the global market price for bog roll, which is what I believe the plot was going to be)
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 10:46, archived)
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(, Sat 16 May 2020, 0:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 23:12, archived)
# I know that part of the ocean
not far from my house
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 23:27, archived)
# You live in a picture on the internet? O_o
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 1:43, archived)
# No,
my house is not far from that picture on the internet. My house is not on the internet.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 3:09, archived)
# Next question: Why is your computer outside?
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 3:15, archived)
# It's inside
I had indoor ISDN installed years ago
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 4:27, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BOOK
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 23:53, archived)
#
IT'S NOT A MOVIE
IT'S NOT STAR WARS
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.
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IT'S NOTHING
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 1:44, archived)
# I never was able to really enjoy Seinfeld.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 0:34, archived)
# Me either...it's a show about nothing.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 2:46, archived)
# Never watched it myself.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 4:28, archived)
# Watch Family Guy Star Wars!
THAT is some funny shit! XD
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 4:32, archived)
# A bunch of obnoxious, high-functioning sociopaths
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 8:03, archived)
# +unfunny
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 9:06, archived)
# b3ta, you mean
/ac
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 10:33, archived)
# George was funny.
The rest...not so much.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 18:55, archived)
# *thumbs up*
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:28, archived)
# That's deep
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 2:31, archived)
# I couldn't fathom doing another Star Wars.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 3:14, archived)
# Shore, I can sea that. It's good not to get tide down to a pacific topic.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 3:27, archived)
# Didn't mean to hold you at bay....*waves* o/
....I'm drowning in wine and going under.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 3:59, archived)
# "We're not going to need that boat"
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 8:20, archived)
# Ha Ha
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 18:53, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 20:59, archived)
# ๐Ÿ‘
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 3:11, archived)
# Yay painting contest is back
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 9:38, archived)
# No...Pedro's secret porn collection is lame.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Maybe you can give him a few pointers
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 21:47, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 22:26, archived)
# Atomic has ALL teh pointies.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A ten minute break from lockdown so bad it must be good.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 22:59, archived)
# hah!
it was acceptable in the 80s
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 9:38, archived)
# This is fandabidozi.
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 21:16, archived)
# Swing-a-long-a-Krankie.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I have wrestled with death. He's never been able to do anything but his one routine match, which consists of cartoon high spots borrowed from Jackie Fargo and midget wrestlers, along with an assortment of tired old ripped off Buddy Rogers’ high spots.

(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] the very hungry graboid

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(, Fri 15 May 2020, 18:24, archived)
# But Tremors wasn't released until January 19th, 1990
/pedantic
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:33, archived)
# my brother's birthday, fact fans!
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:45, archived)
# technically that was still the eighties for me...
I was just recovering from the mammoth drug and alcohol binge from new years eve.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:59, archived)
# What are mammoth drugs like?
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 20:21, archived)
# They are out of date, hard to find and you need a trunk to snort them all up. Just think Charlie Sheen and tiger blood.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Sheen doesn't have tiger blood
he got the HIV blood
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 21:14, archived)
# Never said he was bright
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Travelling in a fried-out Kombi...
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 16:25, archived)
# He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me an alfalfa sprout sandwich
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] !!

*Disclaimer*No filters or references to Star Wars were used in this post
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 14:45, archived)
# Reminds me of this I did some time ago...
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 18:09, archived)
# I like this one.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Yay!
;)
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]


Forgot how much i hate cutting out curly hair.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not time to bleed yet
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 1982 issue
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 0:17, archived)
# I think it’s very disrespectful of him to sling his muck up the Princess of Hearts, particularly now that she’s wiv da angles
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 5:02, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE HEARTS
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 22:17, archived)
# excerpt
mechanically, weary after a dull day with the prospect of a depressing morrow, I raised to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had soaked a morsel of the roll. No sooner had the warm liquid, and the crumbs with it, touched my palate than a shudder ran through my whole body, and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary changes that were taking place. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, but individual, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me, it was myself. I had ceased now to feel mediocre, accidental, mortal. Whence could it have come to me, this all-powerful joy? Bread? Garlic bread?
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 22:43, archived)
# I prefer his pulp fiction, if I'm honest.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 9:52, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Developing a bit of a theme now...
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 22:11, archived)
# I'm so glad
This didn't reference the Scandinavian barnyard pr0n video
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 7:32, archived)
# Please
I have certain standards.
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 14:26, archived)
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(, Thu 14 May 2020, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You’re gonna need a bigger library...
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 17:01, archived)
# TOAR
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 18:59, archived)
# Hah
Couldn't figure the 'r' for a minute
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 19:37, archived)
# So you put a banner over the top of a picture you've already posted countless times, and overlaid a canvas-effect filter,
in order to enter a post about a 1977 film combined with a 1975 film adaptation of a 1974 novel into the "80s editions of classic books" compo.

Right. Still, STAR WARS!
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 19:58, archived)
# Thought you’d like it...
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 20:03, archived)
# AND...2 swimmers! (feet on right) XD
Anyways....this compo blows...so who gives a fuck?
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 21:08, archived)
# It's supposed to make you think
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 23:04, archived)
#
about leaving?
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 4:52, archived)
# Think Brexit and look again
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 8:04, archived)
# We live in a society
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 4:58, archived)
# Well, you say "live"...
(, Fri 15 May 2020, 9:54, archived)

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