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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 4:01, archived)
# :D How do they expect us to find Chiswick?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 4:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 9:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 10:29, archived)
# Nicely!
Professionals TV series now in glorious HD on Amazon Prime. It's my favourite '70s TV series and holds up today.
(KingOfMyCastle, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 11:21, archived)
# Are they showing the Klansmen episode?
Never broadcast in the UK but right up Trump supporters' street
(rogerzilla, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:50, archived)
# Yep,
In all it's heavy-handedness, Klansmen is on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] No judge today
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:35, archived)
# (Jude spreads 'em)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:38, archived)
# Here's to swimmin'
with bow-legged women
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:40, archived)
# ah, she's sprung a leak on the bricks below
Ed.: Judy's Wet Spot--sounds like a local bar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:42, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger gusset.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 3:46, archived)
# she looks like Carla from Cheers in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 12:07, archived)
# Good point--same sassy attitude too.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 13:30, archived)
# greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:04, archived)
# I am so thankful that this isn't animated!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Oh hey! that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:14, archived)
# Don’t give him any ah fuck too late
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 2:13, archived)
# When dentists dream
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:35, archived)
# I hear violence
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:41, archived)
# The teeth chew ev-er-y-thing
(dribble, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:43, archived)
# Do Dentists Dream of Electric Teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:53, archived)
# My dentist is called Russel. What is your dentist called?
Edit: that’s the same as asking their name, just to be clear.
Edit: I’ve never asked Russel about his dreams. Have you asked your dentist about their dreams, Pegbu? What is your dentist called (named)?
Edit: I’m finding your oddly intimate relationship with your anonymous dentist somewhat unsettling to be honest
Emotional late edit: Pedro, for the love of god, cease this unholy bestial ritual at the sparsely-plumbed yet fully adjustable Throne Of The Nameless One Who Doubles As A Dentist. Find yourself another dentist, one with a real name, a name like Russel. Take care friend!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 2:34, archived)
# Please don't mock Teh Blade©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 3:47, archived)
# ... they dream of green mossy chipped crowded teeth, and all the vacations and rounds of golf and new houses they represent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 2:33, archived)
# I love Pipe Mania!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:57, archived)
# now spit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 0:27, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 0:57, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 1:08, archived)
# Is this one of your fancy new friends is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 4:44, archived)
# Are you going to let him talk about me like that?
Get you hat, Pedro dear, we're leaving
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 12:06, archived)
# I hope this person does not live in a culture where communal eating is practiced, the big toothy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry]


too subtle?
(razzle, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 20:12, archived)
# Luxury Twat?
Sorry, it would probably help if I knew who that man is.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 4:31, archived)
#
Tim Martin, also shown in a recent (better) picture here

b3ta.com/board/11324742

tbh - there are so many other people that could have been used for the head, his was the first that came to mind, possibly cos he reminds me of Basil Fawlty a bit
(razzle, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Flexi-Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Alright tonyb3ta#######
Needs moar inviziblizabliz
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:52, archived)
# Trump and Putin are over by the door...
er, naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Which door?
Please not the emergency exit only door!
It's like they don't care that the alarm may sound if tampered with :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 17:41, archived)
# Let's just say that Borisman is in for a surprise when he reaches for the doorknob...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 18:52, archived)
# Why, has it got traces of Novichok on it?
(dribble, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Too soon bro
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 18:59, archived)
# 30 months is now "too soon"
(dribble, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 19:46, archived)
# I love that song :)
Traces of Novichok
Runnin’ through my mind
Arghh unghhhhhh uuuuhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 2:17, archived)
# YES!
I hope its home alone style surprise
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 18:59, archived)
# Well, there well may be an 'adult' remake of that film...
errrr, maybe not one to try to find....
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 19:04, archived)
# What, a kid with two paedos trying to break in?
Or an adult alone in the house?
(dribble, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 19:54, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] this week, I are been mostly blurry

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
took me a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Took me 180
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Wee man warms up for his holiday in Devon
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] took far too long on this
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 8 Sep 2020, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, who's his bed guest this week?
Have a pea . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Wilt Smith?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Keeeeeep sitting down!

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(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Dun dun dun dundundundun

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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:23, archived)
# "Get aht my pub Shakespeare, you're bard."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:44, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:16, archived)
# with guest stars
Shirley Bassey, Angela Rippon and Andrew Previn
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Musicians on a mission
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 8 Sep 2020, 10:57, archived)
# If you must do this damned silly thing, don't do it this damned silly way.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 4:33, archived)
# Cheeky fun in the men's bogs at Wetherspoons xxx

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Great work
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 11:46, archived)
# Excellent.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Sep 2020, 13:37, archived)
# woo, yay, houpla, w00t, etc!
Bet you weren't expecting a w00t in 2020.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 17:56, archived)
# Love this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 1:40, archived)
#
This is even worse than I remembered. Pedro likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 4:02, archived)
# They do not
wear sweaters.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 4:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Chicken Train is way better
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:34, archived)
# Danger, Mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 18:53, archived)
# ahhh, put on your 'Big-Boy' pants!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 12:21, archived)
# "Hook him, Danno!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 3:55, archived)

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