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Didn't we have a lovely time....

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:29, archived)

Bibby de doo, de boo boo...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:28, archived)

I love the way that Andy Williams' shoulder...

...seamlessly blends into Dean Martin's hair

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:44, archived)

And Bing's forehead fingers

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gub~gub can't hummus, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:19, archived)

#infest

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:08, archived)

Has Microsoft gone TOO FAR?

(dribble, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:24, archived)

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:49, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:57, archived)

Shopped pics only pls

(dribble, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:22, archived)

But I thoug....

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:28, archived)

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cthulmas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:54, archived)

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:24, archived)

"Born down in a dead man's town . . ."

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:55, archived)

Haha!

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:07, archived)

Lovely Q!

WOO

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:27, archived)

Nice

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:49, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:04, archived)

Just found this

Click for bigger (1609 kb)

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:03, archived)

Well, this raises more questions than it answers.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:12, archived)

A dumpty bag is a large woven sack used for the transportation of bulk materials for agriculture or building.

That's what a few seconds on google would suggest, anyway.

(dribble, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 13:46, archived)

I found this earlier, look '

Do you see it, it's a little mark on the screen, there's a few of them in this sentence too. I found them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 13:57, archived)

Here's another one I found: '

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:20, archived)

Is that yours? Because it looks like one of mine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:55, archived)

I lost one of mine earlier.

Could you help me find it please mofaha? You're very good at finding things.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:49, archived)

Please look carefully at each of these, do you recognize any of them? ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:38, archived)

second from right looks vaguely familiar - did you find that one on links by any chance?

would have made my joke 39% funnier and avoided an awful lot of internet upset if it's the one i'm thinking of

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:42, archived)

Is this the 'funny picture' you were going to make?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:32, archived)

the 8th one

i always put an 8th punctuation mark. that one's mine!!!!!!!!

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:35, archived)

No :( none of those are mine. Mine looks more like this '

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:54, archived)

he '

(dribble, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:48, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:47, archived)

Well look what I found!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:18, archived)

ok but did you know if you hold shift you can make a CAPITAL SPACE?

see:

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:57, archived)

RIS?

I don't get it.

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:39, archived)

I believe you used mine by accident

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gub~gub can't hummus, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:22, archived)

please stop stealing the things i've found

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:34, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:26, archived)

Nice hand matching algorithm

(dribble, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:10, archived)

IDGI

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:36, archived)

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2kindsofherring, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:26, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:28, archived)

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:24, archived)

Boogie :))

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 3:01, archived)

"Upon collecting your self-test kit,
Please drive
To one of the parking bays
To take your test.
Test yourself..
Whilst seated in your vehicle, using the vanity mirror in the visor
(Or you may wish to bring an additional mirror with you)
Baby,
In your long black limousine"

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:34, archived)

Heheh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:49, archived)

)oh, ta M

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 13:20, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:28, archived)

Most generous as ever Cap.

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 13:21, archived)

maybe not as good as the Rock and Roll version

(razzle, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 22:45, archived)

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2kindsofherring, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:17, archived)

A good compo

(dribble, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:20, archived)

pfft

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:37, archived)

This is 2020, Bobbi, come on.

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unclepills, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:08, archived)

Money talks and bullshit walks

(rogerzilla, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:44, archived)

Oh Mistah Shaffield!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:20, archived)

I did not know www.spinaltapfan.com/atozed/TAP00182.HTM

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unclepills, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:48, archived)

I saw Tap before I saw The Nanny, which put a weird slant on a very lame sitcom.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:53, archived)

I never watched The Nanny

(Think I also got her confused with the loud(est) woman on Friends)...but that spinaltapfan.com is a bit of a rabbit hole

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unclepills, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:48, archived)

I stayed up until 03:00 pressing [F5], looking for my pic :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:20, archived)

Should've stayed home.

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LS18, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:01, archived)

Featuring R-Rate Kelly

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:42, archived)

Surely 19 heart-stopping hits

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:57, archived)

I was too late when I realised I should have added that

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:00, archived)

Proper chuckles!!

😊

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Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 12:50, archived)

Three imaginary friends.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:33, archived)

months in the house, gave them an edge..

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:34, archived)

someone called me a six foot cunt once

I'm 5'10"

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:59, archived)

Shut up you six foot cunt

(You’ll need to edit your comment to say ‘twice’)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:39, archived)

I'm 5'10"

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:05, archived)

Sorry I take it back

(You’ll need to edit your comment to say ‘once’)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:21, archived)

I'll never get used to....

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:28, archived)

~~thirty~~
life

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:00, archived)

No Sarge, there's only six of them...NWA*

*Not Warranting Arrest

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:57, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:16, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:58, archived)

Nominal White Ass

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:24, archived)

I don't wanna kiss you. I don't wanna touch.

I don't wanna see you 'cause I don't miss you that much.

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2kindsofherring, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:37, archived)

Coronadelica

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:20, archived)

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:46, archived)

nice

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:01, archived)

lovely

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:22, archived)

Woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:34, archived)

bugger

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unclepills, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:38, archived)

Perfect!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:53, archived)

perfectly done

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rob, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:09, archived)

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