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[challenge entry] Mid Summers
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:51, archived)
# Joyce Barnaby
in the Library, with the dildo.
(davyclam, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] william blakey
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick and qwerty - 50p off today only

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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BORING JOBS FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work.
But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 14:44, archived)
# Ryeback bread
(dribble, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Leonardo Da Finchy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:43, archived)
#
That’s fantastic
(JauntyArt, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Great Rave
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:30, archived)
# whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:23, archived)
# candle day in lockdown :(
fortunately i had the good sense to put a bottle of something special aside in the hope of having some hummus to hand so i can mark my maturation like a proper b3tard.

(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 18:40, archived)
# party time!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8kY8zzVS8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 18:47, archived)
# yes indeedy!
to the disco room!
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 21:26, archived)
# Hello, old person.
(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:31, archived)
# Lit af
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:42, archived)
# Whoa!
Happy candles.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Vinnie Van Gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Nice
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 21:52, archived)
# oooh, that's good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 3:39, archived)
# NLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:17, archived)
# I think I'm having a stroke, YAY! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:22, archived)
# Yikes
Toothy oral prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:29, archived)
# Moughf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:36, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:12, archived)
# Awww SQUEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:31, archived)
# 2/2
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:53, archived)
# Dope
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 1:16, archived)
# I saw this, and immediately thought of my mother. Thank you for the fond memories.. She hated cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:34, archived)
# ny he thge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 6:46, archived)
# Not getting these.
Try using actual words.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:15, archived)
# Yeah honestly it’s not going as well as I’d hoped.
Yesterday I would have told you nlolcats were quickly gaining in popularity. Today I’m not so sure :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:40, archived)
# You make me shit in a tray;
I have a right to hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:30, archived)
# What we have here is failure to communicate.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:46, archived)
# I apologize.
/secretly shits in one of your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:35, archived)
# Well i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry] David Cockney
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)
# Surely David Hackney
Or David Hackney, cockney
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:59, archived)
# BREAKING: Tim Martin to play the role of Roy Batty in Blade Runner sequel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:34, archived)
# I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Economies on fire on the whim of Rees-Mogg. I watched Boris get his todger out and wave it drunkenly in a Wetherspoons lock-in. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:25, archived)
# No, wait, I totally believe you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:00, archived)
# YOU DISGUST ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:12, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:47, archived)
# Simply the best?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:37, archived)
# No Spanish surrealism please, we don't need another Miro
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:27, archived)
# Oh good Lord!!!
:))
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:22, archived)
# What eye socket matching algorithm
(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Brassy
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:22, archived)
# needs a name necklace with Tishanne on it in a florid font
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Caravanggio
(JauntyArt, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:50, archived)
# Enjoying your pics at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:14, archived)
#
Thank you!
(JauntyArt, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] M. C. Eschersketch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, archived)
#
Glorious
(JauntyArt, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:22, archived)
# We've had the Lego out this morning

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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)
# You left your toys out
(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:37, archived)
# He won’t look so smug once you’ve trodden on him.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:43, archived)
# That gets a smug thumbs-up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:31, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Bob Geldof handling lockdown well
(JauntyArt, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:19, archived)
# IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:24, archived)
# Flanbasedog!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:06, archived)
# FNNRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:06, archived)
# MARK! MARK! MARK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:31, archived)
# it's his murder shed, where he made the belt to fake Hutchence's stranglewank, and cooked up the hot dose that did in Yates
When Bob wants custody, Bob gets custody
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:27, archived)
# That's my nutty Aunt Mary!
(Vladimir Gluten, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:49, archived)
# I wanna go home....take off this uniform and leave the show...I'm waiting in this shed cuz I have to know...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fits perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:31, archived)
# Nice work!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Remember LOLCATS? It's time for NLOLCATS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Nope...Thread Jack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:59, archived)
# All your cats are ill.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:26, archived)
# HNNRRG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:33, archived)
# They keep popping up EVERYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:07, archived)
# nyanvan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:00, archived)
# Omg, would you look at that van g...
Oh yoooou...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:09, archived)
# Which van are you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:07, archived)
# sweeet.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:14, archived)
# I almost forgot...
my son wanted to share this with you (not kidding):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChXliJT5XkA
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:17, archived)
# Hilarious and upsetting at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:21, archived)
# :)) :D :D :))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:31, archived)
# Pegbu is this your milkshake delivery van?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Yes!
I had trouble starting the motor, but I finally got it t'werk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:32, archived)
# One last one...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:11, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Nice Tux
Does the N stand for Nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:29, archived)
# Neuralnetwork, maybe....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:31, archived)
# it stands for "not"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:44, archived)
# Haha
Why am I laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:01, archived)
# My cat can speak Polish too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
My cat qualifies for that category!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:50, archived)
# This is not a cat is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Ceci n’est pas amusant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Rubber Johnny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:08, archived)
# That's YOU, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:08, archived)
# Larval stage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:17, archived)
# The best part of Infest
(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:16, archived)
# This just converted me to evangelical christianity.
damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:08, archived)
# !!!
So can you see the pics on your phone?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:58, archived)
# OMG, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:01, archived)
# HELLO, DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:16, archived)
# Cuppasoup lols
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Roy Lick Ten Stein

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(I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Schluuurrrp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Pfffffftttttt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:16, archived)
# hehehe
Surely he'd be drinking POP?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 23:50, archived)
# Those aren't steins
They're maßkrüge.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 8:09, archived)

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