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I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going, you can't follow.
It doesn't take much to see the problem with a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Someday you'll understand that. Here's looking at you, kid.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)
# Explains the press conference and why he was chatting to the kid mowing the lawn...
Thinking ahead to his new career.
(AdrianJ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Should be Roger but as its a Sean challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:36, archived)
# As a parent
I believe all of these should be made into books I can actually buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:39, archived)
# Its head is all furry too,
although the fur is removable at the end of the day.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 17:21, archived)
# The next Bond is gonna be a black woman.
Yeah it's all fucked now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:26, archived)
# This is the 007 that liberals want
(dribble, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 20:25, archived)
# Fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 22:34, archived)
# I still maintain that all the Bond movies should have been done as gritty period dramas.
Cold War era, like the early books. Sorry, but all the gadgets and camp silliness of Moore, Brosnan etc is utter bollocks.
(dribble, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 23:11, archived)
# I know right?
No more shagging, just cock tease all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 11:23, archived)
# It's chickenlady
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:22, archived)
# At the beach ❤️
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)
# This is her friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
# This is her friend's mom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:52, archived)
# U CAN DELETE THIS ONE THOUGH
PLZ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 0:09, archived)
# I'll agree with that.
Looks like Jimmy Carter on LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 2:23, archived)
# No, not this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 11:00, archived)
# As long as she's pretty on the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Just feathery enough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 21:19, archived)
# Is this one free-range?
Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 0:31, archived)
# Michael Jackson looks well (done).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:14, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
Thank you! I can now die a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 21:19, archived)
# Too much chickenlady
Why mohafa why?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)
# Raising awareness
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)
# It wasn't his birth that was the problem, it was expelling the hairdresser who was also up there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Jesus Christ, the size of his head makes me wince
and I'm not even a woman.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 Nov 2020, 14:55, archived)
# This won’t hurt a bit. It will hurt a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:04, archived)
# When you don't give your legal team enough time to organise a gift for your successor.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:43, archived)
# GC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:11, archived)
# Literally GC
The Whitehouse is overdue a super smooth enema.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
# I'm taking bets on who he gives it too first.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)
# Himself.
No doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:16, archived)
# Like a ream come true
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:54, archived)
# Why has no-one mentioned the mutated minks that are going to kill us all?
(plankton, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:31, archived)
# Vengeance is this season's must-have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:56, archived)
# Virus in a fur coat
(dribble, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
# Murder hornets
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 14:37, archived)
# Furry Death Tubes©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, we move on to liars...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 11:29, archived)
# I still don't believe this happened.
My dreams are becoming more normal than real life.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Screaming into the void while standing round the back of a gardening firm nestled between a crematorium and a sex shop.
As full stops go, it's pretty fucking wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:52, archived)
# Careful now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 13:16, archived)
#
Do you think Trump just tweeted out that the press conference would be at the Four Seasons. They tried that and the Four Seasons said no so they had to find somewhere else that had Four Seasons in the name.
(JauntyArt, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 14:36, archived)
#
Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah...good times...good times...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:20, archived)
# Alright. 'Racist' is totally a verb now, fuck off.
Nige
(A Go On Your Mum, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 11:04, archived)
# what font/jacket colour-matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Just guessed, to be honest.
(A Go On Your Mum, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:50, archived)
#

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(Max Harvey, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] MMMMnnnnGGGggHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 3:50, archived)
# There can only be wawawawawawawawawawa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 5:03, archived)
# YOU SPANISH PEACOCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:06, archived)
# This GIF is so loud, it woke me up.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 7:12, archived)
# HEY, MAN! YOU INVENTED THE 8K GIF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:04, archived)
# MP4 is all the rage now, granddaddy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:13, archived)
# Bi den
(JauntyArt, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:27, archived)
# Put on your losing trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:58, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:18, archived)
# If a man screams ‘I WON’ in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
does he make a sound?
(JauntyArt, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:30, archived)
# Know your Birds-Know your words
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:12, archived)
# LESS FEW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Not a LOTH...(a thread has disappeared)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:42, archived)
# Indeed. WTF?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:52, archived)
# Was it something I said?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)
# PS:
it's my b3ta birthday in 4 days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)
# ...not a 'NICE' day? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 2:25, archived)
# Have a LICE day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 3:52, archived)
# Meanie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 11:04, archived)
# Congratulations on your $user_event$
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 1:31, archived)
# Give me chickenladys!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 2:19, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 2:28, archived)
# IM WAITING
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:37, archived)
# MORE FEWER
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:23, archived)
# Most less
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Your friends will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Yes indeed, the little guy at the back, remember him?
This was the moment for me, seeing Murdoch cut the strings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:59, archived)
# I thought Fox's early Arizona call was Murdoch saying "I know you're going to lose, you're of no further use to me"
He's probably got one eye on the possible legislation about social media and false news
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 2:41, archived)
# Mr president

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(javpanda, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:46, archived)
# BIG VEST ENERGY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Dear Donny,
Will you fix it for me to move on Ivanka like a bitch? I tried but I couldn't get there. And she was married.
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Fuckin' hell, Ringo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Foreskin Arm
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:31, archived)
# Farm, maybe yours will catch on, your zipper
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Have a cigar....you're gonna go far...
....molesting children...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:19, archived)
# I actually had a cigar! Padron ‘64 Family Reserve Maduro, 21c and a cloudless sky. Not gonna molest any children though, hope you’re not too disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:51, archived)
# Nice.....I got my Tatiana Vanilla Mini Cigars :)
(Fresh out of children though) :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:41, archived)
# :) Also: got myself some bourbon for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:59, archived)
# I am drinking some good shit as well. The Balvenie Double Wood, Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
Cheers! o/''\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:10, archived)
# Oh my fucking god yes, I know that scotch. The rum barrel finished version is some god-tier alcohol, but it’s all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Delicious! I can't stop sipping it.
Highly recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:23, archived)
# MMMM, VEINY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:29, archived)
# He fixed it alright
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Time to enact Operation Trump Dump
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes! Great news!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 4:38, archived)

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