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[challenge entry] Same job, they just film it now
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 21:32, archived)
#
The commentators are here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJScEMUE3mc
(bilbo has been lurking successfully since, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He could always turn his hand to Proctology
(RenegadeMaster, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:38, archived)
# they're all looking to see how it goes in
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
Bottom.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:10, archived)
# It's not polite to point.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:15, archived)
# So gonna to get b&
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:31, archived)
# MODS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:56, archived)
# You are on the naughty step
Reason: what I get up to in my own time is none of your damn business, sonny jim
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:19, archived)
# YaY!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Apr 2021, 21:56, archived)
# In the future, this will all be automated
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:21, archived)
#
(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:45, archived)
# Finger on the pulse and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:17, archived)
# Is that actually
Nutella on a tangerine?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ello 'ello 'ello

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(foamy, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:35, archived)
# Is this art?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:25, archived)
# Vincent van Cop
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:54, archived)
# Starry, starry night
paint your cap band black and white
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)
# I've seen those fellas before!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Valuable Real Estate to rent out for Video Games
(RenegadeMaster, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 14:42, archived)
# mondrian gets boring fast. how about some hundertwasser?
this is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 15:39, archived)
# Looked up Hundertwasser, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)
# he liked a bit of wobbliness
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:38, archived)
# There’s a lot there to take in, I really like what I’ve seen so far. I’d honestly never even heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:57, archived)
# Different universe
Can't see how you confuse Mondrian with Hundertwasser.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend ...
(Quadrille, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:29, archived)
# ❤
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:17, archived)
# It’s free real estate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:35, archived)
# Nice
I'd play a Mondrian version of Oh Mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Premier Em-Inn
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 11 Apr 2021, 12:00, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 12:33, archived)
# a lot going on here
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:15, archived)
# I know, right?
Stockings AND a silk robe creates too much static electricity. Then everything just gets too clingy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 15:01, archived)
# Would it kill you to wear a simple summer frock?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:42, archived)
# It chafes my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:59, archived)
# Band aid Xs ya dummy
^ Dr. Steve Brule voice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Any oldies about? Happy Anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:49, archived)
# Alright
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:54, archived)
# I really don't think there's anyone else left to interview...


Worryingly the traffic lights are all going to go dark for two minutes to honour the Duke....
(LokiMD, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:47, archived)
# I started my Duke of Edinburgh
when I was in scouts in the 80s. I'm being interviewed at 1.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] natch
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:28, archived)
# Gigerty
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Before telly
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:04, archived)
# This looks really weird on mobile, broken beter
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:25, archived)
# Cross your eyes and focus on something in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)
# What did you change? It's alright now
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:16, archived)
# Perhaps best dev sn0tters is lurking again
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:54, archived)
# Height got changed
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:46, archived)
# That's an ermine she's holding, not a ferret. Stoatally different.
(Yes, any excuse for that old joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:04, archived)
# Polecats
or at least, fitches.
(davyclam, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmm..... Toasted marshmallows!
(Victor Victoria, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:21, archived)
# #justthenorthernlights
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] dave

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(raypugh, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 2:11, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 5:35, archived)
# I'm glad you like it.
Have a copy.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:30, archived)
# You know there's a filtah for that...just ask mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:11, archived)
# @mofaha, is there a filter for that?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:27, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 3:06, archived)
#
wonderfuel
(raypugh, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 6:55, archived)
# BC LOAV FISHE
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 8:23, archived)
# where did that fishy fishy go?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 14:45, archived)
# In with the ray 4
which doesn't translate too well, soz american boarder
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:23, archived)
# Can God create a photocopier so strong it can photocopy His Divine Buttocks without the glass breaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:49, archived)
# Should be a 3D printer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:13, archived)
# WTF IS "PC LOAD LETTER"?
(rogerzilla, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:29, archived)
# Go Donny....

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(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)
# were you born before or after the first moon landing?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:17, archived)
# Your method of telling time is a somewhat blunt instrument if you don't mind me saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:31, archived)
# I remember when Tang was first commercially available!
I figured that's why you asked... orange man and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 21:34, archived)
#
Before
(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 21:41, archived)
# before or after the siege of Mafeking?
Let's start narrowing it down
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)
# Trick question, nothing has landed on the moon yet
so we're all before
(dribble, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 21:58, archived)
# manned or unmanned?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 22:35, archived)
# Boat or spacecraft?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 23:25, archived)
# African or European?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 0:14, archived)
# frankenstein or superman?
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 0:57, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:01, archived)
# hump or die?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:18, archived)
# Whips or Chains?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:19, archived)
# Alternating current or direct current?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 2:13, archived)
# Dairy or Synthetic Liquid?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 5:38, archived)
# Heads or tails?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 6:58, archived)
# Top or Bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)
# Dobbins or bobbins
(dribble, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:03, archived)
# Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 11:49, archived)
# ^ FAKE NEWS ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:24, archived)
# Yeah well the two in your pic are holding hands, so that's definitely fake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:30, archived)
# No You!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:25, archived)
# Madame Tussauds never quite capture the likeness
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:38, archived)
# and princess kate seems to have melted
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 0:59, archived)
# I'm just going to tell people this Lady Gaga and Adam Driver
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:20, archived)
# needs more meat suit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:26, archived)
# Now do them as Boris and Natasha from the Bullwinkle cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:28, archived)
# I did that already, Mr.PHIn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:55, archived)
# It was really out of character for Prince Phillip to die
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:33, archived)
#
-uke
+ick
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 7:30, archived)
#
(Spunky Bumface, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:06, archived)
# Doing big jobs
big jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:47, archived)
# Brant
(dribble, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:11, archived)
# Thanks Chris!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:31, archived)
# i'm doing a suit?
idgi
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:00, archived)
# And who is LOU?
idgie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I may be taking this a little too figuratively.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:26, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:40, archived)
# Figures
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:18, archived)
# Really happened*
glasgows-wooden-jimmy-savile-statue-destroyed/
*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Literally you are
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 0:09, archived)
# are you *shaving* a larf?!
geddit? you must feel right *chipper*!
XD
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:05, archived)
# Your humor really cuts me up
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 2:15, archived)
# That's plane to see.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 4:57, archived)
# I'm glad you finally saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 5:16, archived)
# Well I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 5:36, archived)
# Don't beat yourself up,
some people don't know the difference between their adze and a hole in the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 7:36, archived)
# ARE YOU GUYS DOING TOOL PUNS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] when the temptation stops, stop

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(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 15:10, archived)
# Nice shadowage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:41, archived)
# Just been shot by the post below
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:51, archived)
# well there goes my idea
to replace big ben's faces with melty watches :(
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:07, archived)
# the persistence of Westminster
I very briefly looked at The Metamorphosis of Narcissus with a view to having a few on a shelf in a garden centre but quickly judged that I didn't have the time.
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The big game hunter of hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Make it stop!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 22:35, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:24, archived)
#
i actually guffawed at this
(raypugh, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 18:46, archived)
# That's Diana sorted again
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:52, archived)
# lol
(ozof, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 1:08, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 11 Apr 2021, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I hear Prince is dead?
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Apr 2021, 14:36, archived)
# B&
(dribble, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 14:50, archived)
# ⚠ 🏴 🏴 🏴
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 16:17, archived)

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