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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 20:02, archived)
# Mmm
Explosive yellow poo, that's the souvenir I brought back from Malta in 2002
(rogerzilla, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 20:30, archived)
# Serves you right for eating Maltese beaver poo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 21:26, archived)
# we call em, Malteasers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 23:41, archived)
# LABIA OF GODDESS
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't let this challenge go without a visit from LouLou


Full video below

youtu.be/OTUzvJ-Y410
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:18, archived)
# Top Cats
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:12, archived)
# fluff! ❀️❀️
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:40, archived)
# \o/ *applauze*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] David Sole

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(aliswodeck, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Daft Skunk

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(aliswodeck, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:38, archived)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] topical
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:10, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:23, archived)
# Hey girl, move a little closer
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 22:39, archived)
# Ooh you’re too shy shyte
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 14:19, archived)
#
-soon
+shy shy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 1:53, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, please.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] had this in my head all week


with red red wine
(razzle, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:10, archived)
# ...except after C
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:59, archived)
# this made me invent a joke
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bacon Sandwich Collection
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:44, archived)
# Great,
now I have "I can't breakfast away" running through my head.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:01, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla!
needs more heterochromia tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:10, archived)
# You can get cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:14, archived)
# In my best "I think you'll find..." voice:
anisocoria
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:37, archived)
# Can you get cream for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:56, archived)
# The anisocoria
or the pedantry?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:07, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 18:50, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Yours is cuter than mine :(

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] So What'cha Want ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] GOAT
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 11:52, archived)
#
I especially like it when they are multifaceted like this. Brilliant work!
(JauntyArt, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks man
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 10:12, archived)
# Blackface?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:53, archived)
# Which one is the wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 11:48, archived)
# The one with the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:29, archived)
# All things considered...
She doesn't look ba-a-a-a-a-d
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:07, archived)
# Got to make the best of what u got i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:17, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] πŸ€”
(ozof, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 7:18, archived)
# Launched for the very first time
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 11:58, archived)
# *last
(ozof, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 18:53, archived)
# zany!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:06, archived)
# Don't switch off before the end or you'll miss...

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 0:04, archived)
# Jeff makes an excellent Hulk, I must say
(rogerzilla, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:00, archived)
# Wouldn't a flying louse need wings ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:05, archived)
# I gave him a WWI flying helmet, he'll do fine.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:11, archived)
# This sucks (blood). Any relation to Pubic Enemy?
Few ideas that I can't be bothered PSing :

Mink Floyd
ParthenoGenesis
MarilLion
Deep Purrrrrrple
Metallice
John Colt Rane
The Leech Boys
The Vervet Underground
Eely Dan
The Ram-ones
Prance : Purple Reins
Tears for Bears
Living in a Fox
Jethro Gull


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 0:29, archived)
#
The Lice Girls
(JauntyArt, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:54, archived)
# A metal-louse could be fun.
:EDIT:
Turns out I have no idea how to merge a woodlouse with a metal texture so I'll not be doing that after all.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 21:38, archived)
# You get some Hammerite and a woodlouse...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] QAD;NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:00, archived)
# Say what you see...

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(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:53, archived)
# woman (allegedly), van, parking lot
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:55, archived)
# Denise Van Outen Van Outing?
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:59, archived)
# A night of dogging...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:32, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 21:11, archived)
# Yummy, who cares, and who cares.
What did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:00, archived)
# Blonde transit layby
Is this a new captcha?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:04, archived)
# What Three Words
There's apot of gold in the secret location.
(davyclam, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 22:18, archived)
#
Denise Van Outen Transit Van Campervan Trying To Get Away With It.


Five pahnd
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:07, archived)
# So the blonde yells across the street to another blonde,
"How do I get to the other side?!"

The other blonde yells,

"You ARE on the other side!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:57, archived)
# Dick Van Patten?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:59, archived)
# No relation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 21:38, archived)
# Zombie!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Dare To Be Stupid
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:44, archived)
# Looks like a hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO!
Have an avian pea...


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:18, archived)
#
Kestrel?
"Oh no Kes, I pissed mesel."
(JauntyArt, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:55, archived)
# that too, yes!
(FUCK!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge entry and generic Halloween reference at the same time? What a treat.
(mugatu., Thu 14 Oct 2021, 10:02, archived)
# My favourite song of theirs
is Disarm.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 10:12, archived)
# dat arm?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:13, archived)
# alright m
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:12, archived)
# alright m
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 1:48, archived)
# alright m
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 1:49, archived)
# Might fp this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 18 Oct 2021, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 8:37, archived)
# Bleeding heart turtle grenade?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:59, archived)
# Heehee
turtle head
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:33, archived)
# :O
Was just listening to some of that yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 0:01, archived)
# Pedro please tell me the truth, do you listen to 80s soft rock stations on a little transistor radio?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 1:49, archived)
# -r +c
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 1:49, archived)
# Haha, no! But I have dabbled a bit in Supertramp and Todd Rungren lately too :)
Also, some Uriah Heep, 3 Dog Night, Creme.

I DID skip the Robert Palmer and George Harrison stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 1:56, archived)
# CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fartknocker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:17, archived)
# LOL NEAT-O! BYE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:18, archived)
# So upset right now.
Where's my drink/smoke.....fuk....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:22, archived)
#
twitter.com/asherperlman/status/1446848394794868743/photo/1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 13:21, archived)
# Were you on a rug by the fireplace?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:39, archived)
# In his slippers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 1:10, archived)
# I don't believe for a fleeting moment that Tamara would allow this.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 1:57, archived)
#
Zebra thought it was a Tamarin’s place
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:00, archived)
# Well OK then!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Turns out the tamarin wasn’t happy about it
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Have an upcycled image thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 21:23, archived)
# I clicked 'I lick this'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 22:20, archived)
# I approve of said lick
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 20:14, archived)

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