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[challenge entry] Don't finish your snacks before the film starts!

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# Surprised I recognised where that came from though Charlton was a bit of a giveaway
made me wonder if sperm donor clinics sell advertising space in their selection of feature presentations, come sell your stuff all our customers are wankers
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 18:43, archived)
# Beethoven's Pastoral
used wonderfully, fantastic sequence.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 20:56, archived)
# I watched it the other week.
The only customisation he gets is the orange lighting, which seems a bit rubbish.

I wish he'd got to choose the music and footage, too, so that he could die in an orange glow watching capybara videos to the sound of Taffy.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 21:25, archived)
# sense memory
The 6th always reminds me of this scene.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 13:08, archived)
# Great memories!
Papa pa pa pa pa pappa!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 21:54, archived)
# A new low in cinematic history.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:14, archived)
# lOlz

(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:47, archived)
# no boobies, fake
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 12:10, archived)
# 2 words: Lynda Fucking Carter!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Welcome back Froggie!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 12:36, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 15:04, archived)
# :) ello
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:43, archived)
# CIRCA 2015
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 13:32, archived)
# 16 toes are sooooooo 2012
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:39, archived)
# CHECKMATE
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:44, archived)
# GROSS!
You sick monkey!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:46, archived)
# It's a parasite called a Franklin, it swims up the penis during angerwanks.
A urethra Franklin
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 21:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 22:20, archived)
# I waited a long time to find a place for that gag.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 23:40, archived)
# Needs more chiropody
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 21:07, archived)
# See you again in 2027
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:43, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:43, archived)
# Noooo....I need your ideas to steal.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 17:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Beautiful!
The tape... Genius.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 2:08, archived)
# Aw shucks *blushes* ^___^ *
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 2:20, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 9:22, archived)
# :(:
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:15, archived)
# DX
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:38, archived)
# SUCK IT
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Sorry mate, not with those shoes
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 23:52, archived)
# Fucking Hippies
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:16, archived)
# GET A JOB, FREAK!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:18, archived)
# "We'll be back...with signs and tents!"
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 0:49, archived)
# Flogging a dead bus


There's not enough space on the bus for the number of days since my last post
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:44, archived)
# Handing out flyers for his next Downing Street party
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 23:00, archived)
#
he was sorry for our misunderstanding of him following the rules
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 20:35, archived)
# I really think the British people are not that interested and it's time to move on to face more pressing concerns such as the lack of Gorn puns on the popular page.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 21:58, archived)
# There's a popular page????
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 22:59, archived)
# It's all relative.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:17, archived)
# If Boris created a Ministry for Gorn Puns, I'd vote for him in spite of everything
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:36, archived)
# Ahem!... *thumbs in vest, smug look, rocking back slightly on heels* ...You were sayin'?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 16:44, archived)
# MAKE B3TA GORN AGAIN!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Close…but no cigar…needs more Star Wars.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Jan 2022, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! Beat me by 20 mins! :D

(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 13:18, archived)
# :D
Isn't it depressing 'image searching' these people
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Calling them "people" is being overly generous.....
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 13:33, archived)
# THIS IS MY O FACE
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 15:34, archived)
# I know!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 16:11, archived)
# ❀️❀️❀️😍
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Correction: Boris Johnson IS a comedy.
(Especially his umbrella skit…that was great) :D
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 17:18, archived)
#
What about the time someone told him to CHILL OUT so he hid... IN THE FRIDGE!!!

#leadership_lolz
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 17:39, archived)
# Would not watch
Woo! Yay! Top post tho
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 17:44, archived)
# That's the stuff
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone got a bit careless with the search and replace
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 23:54, archived)
#
Didler on the roof.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 12:08, archived)
# It was also made into a film, can you guess the title..?

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(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 22:22, archived)
# Me & My Girl?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 22:52, archived)
# Sweat side story
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 23:48, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 8:13, archived)
# cunt on the tiles?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 0:11, archived)
# The Lyin' Won'tBeKing?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 0:40, archived)
# Starlight Pizza Express?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 0:43, archived)
# Gaslight surely
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Chim Chim Cher-ee
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Woo!
Woo!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:25, archived)
# Fiddlier on the roof?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:28, archived)
# Guys and (child-like) Dolls
The Nonce and I
Ziggy Stardust and the Rock-Spider from Mars (Yes I know that's not a musical)
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:59, archived)
# Greece.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 6:07, archived)
# Anything Goes
Until Your Powerful Sex Trafficking Friend Allegedly Kills Himself In Prison
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 8:24, archived)
# Is it called "Did you steal this because reverse search brings up 39 other pages it's appeared on as far back as Jan 2021?"
B3ta is a forum for posting images you've made yourself.
Jussayin.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 9:32, archived)
# A few???
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:42, archived)
#
[3rror]
[3rror]
[3rror]
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 17:14, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:07, archived)
# lolcunt :)
Not U!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:44, archived)
# Dream(of)girls
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:15, archived)
# Everyone's talking about Andy
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:16, archived)
#
LΓ©on ?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:40, archived)
# le misérable
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 12:04, archived)
# HMS Pinafile
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry, I don't know any musicals because I'm not a blobbing bird or woofter
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 12:47, archived)
# The Lying King?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 13:39, archived)
# I will name it bubbles
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Was pride and prejudice a musical?
Ok the prince and the pauper
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:11, archived)
# I copy/paste other people's work and try to pass it off as my own?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 20:26, archived)
# ^winner…
…let’s string him up in the town square!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 21:08, archived)
# On a lamppost!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 21:31, archived)
# \o/\o/
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 21:33, archived)
# Poklahoma
(, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 9:26, archived)
# Operation Save Big Dog
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 21:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:29, archived)
#
arrrgh, I can't unsee that
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:41, archived)
# What a terrible day...
...to have eyes
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:10, archived)
# My eyes have not been the same since :(
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 23:00, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
(, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 19:25, archived)
# Coming to your TV every night.

Hosted by Mr Blobby, featuring 'Grab a - few hundred - Grand'
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Could also be Scooby Doo Doo

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probably bindun
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:39, archived)
# Don't worry about 'bindun'
There's a lot of senility on the board now and most can't remember what day of the week it is.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:16, archived)
# Thanks Dirk
I’m never sure how to check GC. I did a search for Scooby Doo and didn’t find anything in the first 13 pages so thought I’d be safe. Cheers.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:48, archived)
# bindun and glasscock are different things
glasscock is showing something that has already been seen in the exact same format, such as repeatedly posting a picture of a young lady kissing a trophy and adding an unimaginative description. the chances of your bindun and someone else's being identical are extremely small... that said, someone once did get the exact same inspiration from an image as I did, but it still came out differently!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:42, archived)
# Have vistors been?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 19:18, archived)
# Drink your tea dear.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 21:18, archived)
# Scooby doo doo surely?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:11, archived)
# Grand Admiral Gorn
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:33, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:35, archived)
# You have no chance to survive make your time.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:41, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY !!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:45, archived)
# You know what you doing.
Main screen turn on.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Somebody set up us the bomb
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:49, archived)
# *double face palm*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] You fucking love it.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:45, archived)
# Ha Ha....this takes the cake.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:24, archived)
# Afternoon b3ta.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:27, archived)
# How do.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Argh.
This is very good but it troubles me.
Edit: This was my disturbing vision of the last 4 Conservative PMs :)
Second edit: My bad. Last 4 before the current one.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:53, archived)
#

(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Kryten in a wig
Are you sure it's not 5? Bit of dead Th*tch*r in there, I reckon
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Oh blimey, you're not wrong
It's the 4 before Johnson, forgot how long ago I made it.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Esther Rantzen looking good
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:18, archived)
# Mmmm...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Variation on a theme
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Hah!
Perfect. Boris down the park trying to neck Patel whilst swigging a bottle of red thunderbirds
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:17, archived)
# * shudders *
That is not an image I needed in my head.
(thanks!)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:36, archived)
# Now do the next 4 after Johnson.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:50, archived)
# I keep getting tempted to 'shop up a "24 Hour Conservative Party People" poster
But that would mean looking those bastards' faces for longer than I have to.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Oooh
Nice idea.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:04, archived)
#
10dss
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:18, archived)
# haha!
Prince Charles has been on the graffiti again
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:04, archived)
# I hate the smell of dead crats...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:43, archived)
#

(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]

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[challenge entry] Wrong planet. Wrong time...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Later That Day...

(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:00, archived)
# Argornauts, surely
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:04, archived)
# No…fucking…way.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:46, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:49, archived)
# He's gorn intolerant.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Agornnostic
not a true believer in the power of Gorn
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Now do Mike & The Mechanics
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:17, archived)
# Now do Josie and the Pussycats.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:29, archived)
# I was just mentioning them the other day
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:29, archived)
# They were hot!
I might watch that later. :D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:46, archived)
# My favo(u)rite is the pussy parts
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah! Yummy yummy pussy!
More pussy! More pussy!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:52, archived)
# 20 seconds and OFF
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:48, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Hsve just realised this is not a film, so…

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(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:31, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:53, archived)
# genuine lols
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:10, archived)
# Pffft!
Splendid.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:35, archived)
# Super
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:09, archived)
# i love america!!!!! :)
Do I need to authenticate myself to adapt to this site?

I mean, I really love America!!

i love you usa
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:03, archived)
# if you would like to say something please photoshop a picture.
try /talk if you dare
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:53, archived)
# You love this?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:21, archived)
# But you do!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:20, archived)
# Butt, you do.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:05, archived)
# that's nice dear
but this isn't an american site, so we don't give a fuck
(, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:24, archived)
# :(
They're gone before we even got started...
(, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 1:14, archived)

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