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Living in the hair and now
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 19:18,
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Rees-Mogg can do the Charles Hawtrey roleAnd Lammy can be the filthy Sid James lead
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Mon 24 Jan 2022, 21:33,
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Watfordle - for the niche market of people who like word games *and* Watford FC
:D I like the topical Wordle joxeWordle 219 4/6
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 16:03,
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don't see a Ranieri in there
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 18:47,
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Careful now!A journalist in Turkey was jailed for saying almost exactly this about ErdoΔan.
Bozo may suddenly remember his Turkish roots if he has much more of this to out up with.
(Bozo may suddenly remember his Turkish roots if he has much more of this to out up with.
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 14:40,
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Boris Johnson wins 'most offensive ErdoΔan poem' competitionThere was a young fellow from Ankara,
Who was a terrific wankerer.
Till he sowed his wild oats,
With the help of a goat,
But he didnβt even stop to thankera.β
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Mon 24 Jan 2022, 16:02,
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Who was a terrific wankerer.
Till he sowed his wild oats,
With the help of a goat,
But he didnβt even stop to thankera.β
ooftoo true :(
(edit: top pic though!)
((edit: top pic though!)
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 14:44,
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Yeah, soz - nice shoppageShould have said that before going all grimdark
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 15:32,
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It's a drawing by James Mylne from 2019.Credit where due an all that. jamesmylne.co.uk/joker-johnson/
Perfect for the quote tho.
(Perfect for the quote tho.
Chumps π,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 15:46,
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Bloody hell, that's much more impressiveWhacking a Joaquin make-up layer over Bozo in potatoshop is as far as a talentless hack like myself might go if I'd had the inspiration.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 17:20,
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Me too. But when you realise it's done in biro, it takes it to a whole new level.But still. nice post.
( Chumps π,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 18:57,
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reason not the need
I've had more productive mornings, but at least I'm still in bed.
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 12:03,
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I looked for a pithy DG quote to replyAnd found that the book was responsible for loads of ones I'd heard but etc etc.. www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1858012-the-picture-of-dorian-gray
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 13:11,
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yay!and bah, productivity is overrated
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 14:43,
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I love Durian.At work (on the night shift, so small team), we had this older woman who thought that the only things that were food were Britsh (as she ate her chips made from potatoes - you know the sort). So, I used to make a point of eating foreign food, just to wind her up. Asian (South, South-East and East) foods were particularly effective and Durian was perfect.
The fruit tastes like a lovely caramel custard and has a beautiful texture that makes it ideal for mixing into other things such as the pudding here www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/lunch/durianRicePudding.html which is designed to take to work and eat cold (It is very nice).
The downside of Durian is that it smells like the chemical they add to natural gas so that you know if you have a problem with it escaping. One night, the night manager came into the canteen and asked if there was a gas leak.
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Tue 25 Jan 2022, 11:13,
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The fruit tastes like a lovely caramel custard and has a beautiful texture that makes it ideal for mixing into other things such as the pudding here www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/lunch/durianRicePudding.html which is designed to take to work and eat cold (It is very nice).
The downside of Durian is that it smells like the chemical they add to natural gas so that you know if you have a problem with it escaping. One night, the night manager came into the canteen and asked if there was a gas leak.
Def an acquired and "complex" tastebut quite fairly banned on public transport in some countries
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 12:00,
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The Whitehall BlobThe Daily Mail wrote ""WHITEHALL BLOB VOWS: WE'LL WORK FROM HOME FOR EVER".
This is what popped into my head. Sorry.
(This is what popped into my head. Sorry.
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 10:42,
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hahaha hello you :) You've flattered him there.
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 24 Jan 2022, 11:46,
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hello you too!hope all is good with you :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 14:41,
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Hah!Should have known it would have bindun. He is an obvious blobfish when you think about it. Which I try very hard not to...
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 14:42,
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MAKE ASS WAVES Hello Pedro :)
Doh! I only just saw the βeatβ
(Doh! I only just saw the βeatβ
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:33,
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'At Home'It's kind of like a pottery Barn type store
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:40,
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Yeah looking at it again the info stripe on the shelf edge is generic, like a “Go Team” t-shirt. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:43,
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Did you ever have Pier 1 down there? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:43,
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Yeah we did. I think the last one in my area closed about 2 years ago PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 21:01,
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Yeah they’re done now I think. They were really kitschy but sometimes they had some cool plates and dishes. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 21:41,
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What about Crate & Barrel?Tell us your thoughts on their motherfucking tableware
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:36,
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Overpriced, my angry friend. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:59,
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Sorry, I typed ‘modern-finishing tableware’, but autocorrect...
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 0:15,
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modem-fisting tableware??? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 11:47,
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See this is why I went over to /talk mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 23:00,
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Do you even lamppost, Dude?Yeah...thought so...
Go back to talk!
(Go back to talk!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 23:05,
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I won’t drink Red Stripe at any price mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:40,
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You know HUGH?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:41,
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HIS ASS!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:10,
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now I know you're gonna dig this...(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 23:01,
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What did Wil do?!?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 12:07,
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All the cool kids are doing it
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 0:19,
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I don't think so, I think one has a servant to do it for one mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 11:47,
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What does one do for fun then? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 12:06,
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Thought it was called "A Penis""A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess"
( Chumps π,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 19:24,
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A British MP was told her "muslimness" made her colleagues uncomfortable.
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Chumps π,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 21:42,
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OICIn that case, "this will finish them for sure."
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 21:43,
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Ken Dodd once released a comedy album full of anti-Islamic jokes called “Muslims”So AFS just photoshopped the title for comic effect
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:47,
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Thanks. But I cannot be bribed.Unless you know of a recently bereaved wealthy widow who has a terrible taste in men.
Get back to me ASAP
(Get back to me ASAP
Chumps π,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 23:44,
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Just send a quote
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:13,
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Excelllent!I know the pain of trying to recreate movie poster fonts
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Mon 24 Jan 2022, 12:09,
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Starring Will Smith as Martin Lawrenceand Martin Lawrence as Will Smith
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 16:12,
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I was having a play with it this avo* (hence the pic).Sadly none of my .swf children were worth saving, but was really impressed by how well it works and how easy it is to use.
* makes Kenneth Williams noise
(* makes Kenneth Williams noise
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 17:19,
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What?Gordons ALIVE???
Also - Sadly I got that as well.
(Also - Sadly I got that as well.
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 16:53,
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I know who will get this monkeon joke:*clears throat*
DEVVVS!!!!
(DEVVVS!!!!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:18,
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Hey Arcee, Autobot City Is Under Attack!Put the kettle on will you?
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 22:36,
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Where does a mansplainer get fresh water?From a well, actually.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 1:01,
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Ha!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 0:51,
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This is PhotoshoppedWhich means the image was modified using a similar computer tool to Adobe Photoshop. It's a bit like getting your hair coloured.
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Sun 23 Jan 2022, 14:03,
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I can tell because I’ve seen quite a fewAnd you can see by the pixels.
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chilledunit,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 20:52,
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All Hail Lampy! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 19:01,
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No...we didn't say that.That would be crazy,... grown men sitting around talking about and photoshopping lampposts. Cha!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 23:40,
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Lamppost? Noooooo.Not seen a lamppost around here for years.
( Chumps π,
Sun 23 Jan 2022, 12:34,
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Looks nothing like a lamppost.Poor effort, 0/10.
*edited
(*edited
Chumps π,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 19:07,
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XD!Edit: Wait! What?? How is this even on the popular page?????
*rummages for flouncing blouse* :P
(*rummages for flouncing blouse* :P
Chumps π,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 22:59,
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How many times man... DON'T feed the fuckin' birds
everybody sing
Frogbeat,
Sat 22 Jan 2022, 20:37,
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