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# Too soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 15:02, archived)
# hide jazz mags in the shed, wipe browser history
(rogerzilla, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 15:11, archived)
#
pissflaps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 15:56, archived)
# One look at that and she's getting back on the plane
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 18:19, archived)
# Oh man!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Mar 2022, 14:38, archived)
# https://b3ta.com/board/11362327
Yup - but you've given him more hair, so you'll probably get less gulag time.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 14:47, archived)
# Gah. Yep I'd be shopping for a very small, boutique Siberian apartment approximately 6ft long.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Mar 2022, 14:57, archived)
# who cares - nicely dundid :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:19, archived)
# yep - like this too
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Is that a leach
crawling up his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 5:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Poopin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 22:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:14, archived)
# The worst toilet in Moscow
(Cerberus64, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 0:05, archived)
#
worst
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 13:04, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, shit takes you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 1:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Mar 2022, 7:57, archived)
# Cardboard tube, then tie
(rogerzilla, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 7:23, archived)
# Hmmm
his gulags are dangling in the bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 5:26, archived)
# The feel good movie of the year
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 16:55, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 22:08, archived)
# But is he happy?
b3ta.com/board/10923488
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:40, archived)
# With the helmet on who can tell
unless its the happy fett dance
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 19:27, archived)
# Bigger than his I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 22:10, archived)
# more of as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:15, archived)
# Hi
I'm new but loving it
(CACKLDEMONzSAM cackldmnz_sam :: whiffin the future, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 15:08, archived)
# what we love are pictures of magenta cocks with 3ppb but you should know that by now..
this is not the place for chatting. please come up with a creative shopped picture idea and let us roast you. this is not /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 15:27, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 2:54, archived)
# ...im lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 16:09, archived)
# Ground Control to Manager Tom…

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 18:21, archived)
# Ground Beef Control, eh?
....EH?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Again the pears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 2:55, archived)
# appearantly so

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 14:13, archived)
# I never thought I’d repost this.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 18:36, archived)
# This bot is actually half convincing with that sig.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 19:04, archived)
# Jane's World

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(merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:51, archived)
# Wasn't Jane briefly in Raiders of the lost Ark?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 16:16, archived)
# Gary Busey is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 18:07, archived)
# I <3 Dinosaur Jr...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Mar 2022, 11:51, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 11:55, archived)
#
Contact the NSPCC Helpline on 0808 800 5000 or by emailing [email protected]. Our trained professionals will talk through your concerns with you and give you expert advice. Contact your local child protection services.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:16, archived)
# Dammit! Meant to continue the thread. Curse my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Orc dick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Oh sweet mother of baby Jesus
(rogerzilla, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 13:53, archived)
# That is vile.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 11:12, archived)
# oldschoolcdcwatermelonshotspunklols.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Mar 2022, 7:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 5:30, archived)
# After 25 years on the Internet, this looks pretty normal
(rogerzilla, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:33, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Mar 2022, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 12:34, archived)
# None of these can ever beat The Twisted Omentum's
Murdoch-at-the-select-committee piece. For length, girth or volume

b3ta.com/board/10481930
(rogerzilla, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 13:58, archived)
# :D Hand-drawn spunk (artisan spunk, I suppose) is always better
But there is a fair amount of stuff coming out on this rotoscope.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 14:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 15:29, archived)
# This is hall of fame B3ta
And great to see it again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 22:41, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Mar 2022, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 16:12, archived)
# That is indeed limp
(rogerzilla, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 16:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 18:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:18, archived)
# load em up
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 2:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 0:52, archived)
# L<3VING the detail here!
This is my favourite CDC creation

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 14:16, archived)
# Another classic turns up
And made me even happier and laughing like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:53, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Vlad the Impala
(Victor Victoria, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 22:41, archived)
# heh heh!
Now do Putin on a Ritz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 23:30, archived)
# I'm actually waiting for a
Obi Wan Chernobyl
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 23:47, archived)
# All we got left in stock is an Oboy Wank Jurknobby
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Vlad the Oompalumpa (with bonus Xi)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Привіт там!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Putin entertains the troops
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:51, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Oh Dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 18:42, archived)
# Donald Pleasance looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:30, archived)
# Donald Unpleasance
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:52, archived)
# Don’tald Pleaseance
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 2:58, archived)
# This one’s free btw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 2:59, archived)
# From Russia Without Love
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:51, archived)
# From Russia With Love ly Bombs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 3:00, archived)
# Worst Toilet In Tatooine
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Mar 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Brought to you by Saniflo - no need to use the force
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:52, archived)
# For some reason Saniflo always sounds to me like a pair of older ladies underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Mar 2022, 21:31, archived)
# Probably smell the same
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 15:51, archived)
# future technology is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 19:55, archived)
# Star Wars is set in the past though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 20:08, archived)
# I don't know, maybe the View Master fell through a black hole or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 21:41, archived)
# One of them Summa-verminoths would have eaten it, surely.
I dunno the whole thing seems a little far fetched.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Mar 2022, 19:00, archived)
# cheese

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(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:47, archived)
# Great work
mod: B&
(Mark Anthony, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 13:48, archived)
# Kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 13:49, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Worst tree service ever
(rogerzilla, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:15, archived)
# Off to their Google Reviews page!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:19, archived)
# Sha na na na na na na na
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:44, archived)
# Hey Bowser!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 15:03, archived)
# you are not Anthonyb3ta70100 and it is not your birthday, which is not on November 10th, on which date it is Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday and not yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:20, archived)
# Couldn't even include a tree pun in there?
"We have several branches", "axe about our services" etc.

Wow you're rubbish and I will be sure that, if I ever need a tree-related business in California I will NOT seek your services.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:30, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1583776
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 16:40, archived)
# Alright Mark Anthony, I've got a tree that needs servicing if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Hello Mark Anthony, it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Hey Mister Rogers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 18:24, archived)
# “Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan? Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.”
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 13 Mar 2022, 23:13, archived)
# Obi-Wan Kyernobby? That's not a name I've heard since my schooldays
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Mar 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Obby Wanker Nobby
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 12:57, archived)
# Obey! Wank a nobby!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 13:51, archived)
# Obi Wan Kensitas surely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 1:42, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Mar 2022, 10:25, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Mar 2022, 11:02, archived)
#

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(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 13 Mar 2022, 23:12, archived)

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