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# BLACK O LIVES MATTER - have not posted for 16 years and now 3 in a row, or what?!

Click for biggererer (247 kb) SnippingTooled=SalatoilPainted CharcoalWhite=Knoedel PthphaloeRed=Kartoffeln Others=Schweinshaxe (see Bob Ross for whole palette).

For extradimensional parallel value: One of my first 45s in nearly 360 deg:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZxAz5At5Q

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(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 19:53, archived)
# Beautifully photoshopped.
The feta looks almost real.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:01, archived)
# Being a right wing troll, I think.
He's been wanking about on links. Seems to have the same command of English as Anthonyb3ta55378008, but none of the wit.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:09, archived)
# 16 yrs, 4 posts, and we get 3 on the bounce.
Sounds like a knobjockey.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:15, archived)
# JawollMeinGingerFuhrer!
How did you find out the hanging direction of my cock?
Spysat? Taking the old RECHTS-LINKS chance?
Hope someone in a suit will use XT/AT computation on this...
To understand "Onocentaur=Wolpertinger" start 1:28 of www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FKZ8hwYHB0 now!
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(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:17, archived)
# Bye.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Haha you're so wacky
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:38, archived)
# Anthonyb3ta55378008 fowevar in are harts <3
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:19, archived)
# EAT SMARTER
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# I eat Smarties.
Is that good enough?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Suits love tossed salad.
That’s a fact!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:19, archived)
# but there's no scrambled egg
I have been misled by popular radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:13, archived)
# They’re calling again!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:36, archived)
# The magic donkey is less equine than I imagined
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:30, archived)
# The magic donkey is a
*googles* "Onocentaur".
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:07, archived)
# CAMEL KNOBBER
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:04, archived)
# THESE are the cocks you were looking for!
Click for details of the adventures of Homer 71 and the boys over Poland/Bulgaria/Romania/Whatever as seen on the internets last Sunday (526 kb)

Nato01 E3A from Luxemburg at least manages perfect balls on and off. But worse than a Bartman-Focker F28. On my first flight ever, they switched off the right engine during take off. And the left one. Grampa rambling on and on and on... (multiple editsons)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 19:47, archived)
# No, they're not.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:27, archived)
# Why does it say BATMAN on the tail?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:49, archived)
# It says "Biman".
The airline strictly for Bisexuals.
Pedro is a member.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:33, archived)
# Hi, Man!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 2:36, archived)
# CAMEL KNOBBER
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:05, archived)
# this kind of thing, hkres, where you're posting real unshopped photos and screenshots that you think might be interesting for other b3tans, belongs on the links board
which you've already been using. I guess your other two might be ok for the board, but generally we like shopped pics rather than 'funny' captions on real photos.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:47, archived)
# Thanks for the words of reason.
Sorry, didn't know. Also sorry if I broke rules. But thanks for showing me the way out, in a kind manner. I love b3ta too much to offend anyone... Rob and all pls. keep on doing the good work.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:16, archived)
# no worries.
i saw you'd been 16 years without posting so I imagine the board's changed a lot since then. there's a lot of curmudgeonly people on b3ta, myself included, but if it's funny enough they'll dig it so think of it as a challenge
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:42, archived)
# Shitty Nav made me a Rape Victim?

Click for all the grueling details (3014 kb) Too much editing on this. Meh2?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 19:45, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
Hope it didn't hurt too much*

*May contain lies.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, haven't posted in a wee while.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:41, archived)
# Haha!
I like this
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 18:30, archived)
# Ha
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# To Me or not To Me.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:05, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:52, archived)
# Braw!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 13:52, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:16, archived)
# *Caption Contest*
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:40, archived)
# FP this fucker right now!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 18:13, archived)
# To Me or snot To Me.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 18:15, archived)
# Alas, poor Snotpick, I knew him.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 19:16, archived)
#


(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
#


(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 11:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:08, archived)
# why is that ball of spaghetti looking at a cookie?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:30, archived)
# Shut-up...she's got like 4 different hair colours.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:41, archived)
# Why is the doctor calling Michael Fabricant Miss Tyler?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:59, archived)
# I'm regretting this post now... -____-
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Full marks for LMKK
but isn't it Bootsy Collins' line?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:32, archived)
# "This E2R unit has a bad motivator, look!"

(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 2:00, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 9:45, archived)
# I like it.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 16:40, archived)
# unusual lawnmower collection
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sie ist ein Model und sie sieht gut aus
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 20:13, archived)
# I noticed a small issue regarding perspective and have fixed it for you.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 21:25, archived)
# I fell off my chair
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:06, archived)
# Does someone keep moving it?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:30, archived)
# I think it might be me
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 0:03, archived)
# How thoughtful.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:09, archived)
# JEDOM 8
IDGI
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:16, archived)
# JEMOD R
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:48, archived)
# Turtle Power
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:52, archived)
# bollock's
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:55, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 0:15, archived)
# Silly Atomic. It's 3HT J3DOM 8.
Does it make more sense now?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 8:14, archived)
# Nobody seems to mind that the band name is now Kraftmerk.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 13:53, archived)
#
.....................................................yes
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 16:40, archived)
# How could she stoop so low?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:51, archived)
# Yeah OK would
Minus random head
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Seamless (!)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 8:24, archived)
# How is it that absolutely Nobody
has uttered the phrase
"It's all in the Best Possible Taste!"
on the floor of the House?
I would have been first out of the box with it were I an MP, and snatched the points.
Fnarr.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:31, archived)
# Boris was later quoted as saying "It looked like a wizards sleeve."


(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Taking me under...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Cashing in on their bitter rivalry, obvs.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe together we can get somewhere?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:55, archived)
# For best results
Hold the joystick upside down
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby

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(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Where do you remember having it last?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 15:44, archived)
# David Cameron was babysitting.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Was the baby's name Maddie?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:04, archived)
# I told amotic I would make him Batman pic and I made it and he didn’t like it :(
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:05, archived)
# <3 <3
Thanks for the reply! How did I not see those :(
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:06, archived)
# Because acomit doesn’t want anyone to see them
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:07, archived)
# more like avomit, right?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah…cuz you pukes make me sick.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:00, archived)
# Might post a picture of my cut finger later
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:07, archived)
# U R Moggy
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:10, archived)
# No, just a humble admirer
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:33, archived)
# might keep my eye on you
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:08, archived)
# How many filtah buttons did you push?…….1 or 2…?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:12, archived)
# I’m up into double figures here, it’s very technical
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:27, archived)
# Why did you put that song in my head?
Grrrrrr!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Aye yi yi!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:07, archived)
# get you mind off it and wank yourself raw over this thread
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:17, archived)
#
cooooooooooooool
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:26, archived)
# Pulp Librarian is worth a daily peek.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:27, archived)
# Even Alex Ross was on there!
Impressive.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:37, archived)
# That guy from the TV show 'Friends'?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:38, archived)
# NO!!!
The guy that did some cool Spiderman paintings for the movies!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:45, archived)
# In a way, you could then say that he's one of your Friends
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 18:26, archived)
# I don’t even like that word…’friend’.
Sounds too β€˜friendly’…yuk
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Then I won't send you this MUST SEE link
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:39, archived)
# YES! Now THAT’S Batman!!!!!!! \M/
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 20:38, archived)
# ...and I am going to unfriend you
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:39, archived)
# In my mind you’re already an unfriend.
nohaha too.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 20:39, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:07, archived)
# Coming soon to a bookstore near you........
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 10:20, archived)
# Quick, get rid of him before we lose the election!!1
If we move fast enough the proles will forget all about him and rishi in the space of one week
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:31, archived)
# It's all Angela Rayner's fault
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 12:13, archived)
# The Heil on Sunday says
She's a granny who does the Basic Instinct leg-crossing thing to distract men. From this, I can only conclude that the Heil staffers are into gilfs.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Afternoon Chumps
Worst double act in history
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 12:01, archived)
# Afternoon Mr Wonder.
and :)
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 13:14, archived)
# Not a single word about trousers.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 17:36, archived)
# surely
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 15:18, archived)
# Top dedication!
It's Sunday so I applied minimal effort. :)
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 18:44, archived)
# Plenty more Bunter titles to go for

(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 21:19, archived)
# RVS is shite
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:33, archived)
# Leftover Chocolate Easter Bunny Fused With An Alien
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:55, archived)
# The arms are made from vintage dick-veiny Snickers.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:56, archived)
# Rib cage is just a hollow shell that crumbles at first touch.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:58, archived)
# it's filled with Smarties
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 2:00, archived)
# Is this one of those things where you're blindfolded
then you beat something up with a stick
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:56, archived)
# You leave my sex life out of this!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Might change my name to Dick Veiny-Snickers one day.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 9:01, archived)
# iggy pop has really let himself go
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:56, archived)
# I've dated worse
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 21:01, archived)
# I'm worse! ~.~;;
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:52, archived)
# Bollocks?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 23:00, archived)
# Yep.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 23:27, archived)
# Hypnotoad?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 0:55, archived)
#
youwanttoclick’ilikethis!’
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:53, archived)
# I did
...AGAIN!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:54, archived)
#
…Again!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:56, archived)
# DONE!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:56, archived)
# …AGAIN!
*POWERMAD*
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:59, archived)
# somethin' smells fishy here
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 2:09, archived)
# Nobudy clix my froog... :'(
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 0:44, archived)
# Next time, give it a catchy name
Like:

Dark Side of the Lilypad

or...

Wish You Would Croak
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 0:50, archived)
# It’s a fucking youtube meme…what more do you want? Jeeesh.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon George!

Click for bigger (85 kb)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# 'shuttlecocks'
XD heh heh
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:53, archived)
# Do you know something...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 19:41, archived)
# 40 years
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah.
Forty.

If I didn't feel old before now I sure as feck do now :) Still, good times apart from the agony that was to follow of tape loading errors, incomplete magazine listing errors, ram packs that had a seizure if you sneezed, add on keyboards that broke, joysticks that snapped and gave you RSI and if they snapped in the right place a free trip to casualty, games on tape that snapped or wore out and the arrival of the dual tape deck stereos that allowed you to copy any of the games you borrowed from the local library. (or bought, copied and returned to the shop as faulty)

Kids today yadda yadda
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 13:49, archived)
# Omg physical media?
Alright grandpa
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 14:30, archived)
# It’s like that trendy new thing, vinyl records.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 15:32, archived)
# I have some of those
and some "CD's" whatever they are.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 18:35, archived)
# Cassette tapes C120 are the future!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 19:25, archived)
# Nope
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:16, archived)
# FP?
Really? Not grandmaster flash?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 19:31, archived)
# Alright Grumps
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# Don't get me wrong...
I know Toasty's good but I've seen more worthy FPs.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:57, archived)
# Might b& you later
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 23:13, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 2:10, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 4:18, archived)
# BEG!
On your knees!
.
.
.
ohyoualreadyare.....nevermind...
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 20:54, archived)
# B& in 3,2,1........
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 21:04, archived)
# That one doesn't conform to the puerile digital humour rules
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 21:41, archived)
# 3L/Y (Three laughs per year)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 23:14, archived)
# I'm guessing Rob just liked the nerd date celebration
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 7:41, archived)
# i was a big fan of llamasoft back in the day, especially gridrunner, rotmc and laserzone
so i was delighted to see that jeff's wikipedia page includes a link to the b3ta interview with him :)
(, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 1:48, archived)
# Old? It says I first uploaded this to b3ta in 2008...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 14:12, archived)
# The man is a monster
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:07, archived)
# fake
he doesn't give a shit
(, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 11:30, archived)

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