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[challenge entry] Billionaires, they're all the same
Only want one thing...
(Honestly shocked this hasn't already bindun. We're getting old)
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:26, archived)
# Good work on invisible naked Branson wanking in the background
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:58, archived)
# Invisible naked entrpreneurs are ok I think?
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Once Musk has bought the internet all this filth will be banned completely, or encouraged, I honestly can't tell
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 12:31, archived)
# President 45 had Twitter tantrums, President 47 spends all his time posting "edgy" memes
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 12:57, archived)
# :)) FABULOUS!
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
# DUDE! Elon was just about to buy B3ta for 50p and some expired ham.
Now you've gone and ruined Rob's retirement plans
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:07, archived)
# Can we stop with the big heads?
People’s heads aren’t that big.
Why you make it so big?
Doesn’t look real.
The head is too big.
Can you see that?
Let’s stop with the big heads.
OK?
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:36, archived)
# Speaking as one who has been criticised for making heads too small even though theire'y aren't too small I support your campaign.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:59, archived)
# We have to be more professional.
We have a website to sell.
We’re all gonna be rich soon.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 17:10, archived)
# Will I be rich too?
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:51, archived)
# Yes. Beyond the wildest dreams of Croesus.
Or not :(
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:56, archived)
# But I definitely will be, right? Thatksmwhatnyoukre fuck
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:19, archived)
# Ummmmmm.......
To be honest, it could go either way.
Soz.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 9:12, archived)
# Contributors Only
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Just because you rejected the Batman pic I made for you doesn’t change the fact that I posted it. And I posted a joke, even though they’re banned.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:09, archived)
#
A Batman pic that you filtahed and a joke you stole from Tribs and Chumps.
Oh, good job, my ‘friend’.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:12, archived)
# I SWEATED BLOOD FOR THAT BATMAN PIC IT TOOK AGES AND USED HUNDREDS OF LAYERS MANY OF THEM EMPTY
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:16, archived)
# You ‘Sweated Blood’….
…cha….enough about your anus.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 4:16, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 17:09, archived)
# Also how strictly will this be enforced? Because I’m wondering if simply rehashing the same thing over and over counts as contributing.
Hmmmmmm?
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:15, archived)
# At b3ta…?….yeah it counts.
XP
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 4:15, archived)
# theyr'e
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:41, archived)
# theyreyre're
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:54, archived)
# said The Headshrinker
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:51, archived)
# It's not the big heads I object to.
It's the small bodies.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I prepared one to the correct head/body ratio.

Hope you approve.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 10:13, archived)
# (feverishly scribbles notes)
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 12:27, archived)
# The genitals are far too big for a billionaire.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 13:59, archived)
# Yuk…I do not approve.
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Must try harder then :(
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 22:16, archived)
# PeePal
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgive me, I know not what I do
But in my head there's a distressing similarity between Elon's and Arwen's faces, and now I can let it go.

(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:58, archived)
# inb4
Bollocks.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:58, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 0:53, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 1:04, archived)
# Bolly Locks and the 3 PPB
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 2:51, archived)
# Elon looks like George Thorogood & Arnold Schwarzenegger's love-child.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 3:01, archived)
# Looks like that guy from the foo fighters
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 7:16, archived)
# Desmond Tutu?
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 8:23, archived)
# Yes
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 8:25, archived)
# Dead for 6 weeks, you mean
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 10:55, archived)
# Challenging "tractor website" material
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 9:57, archived)
# Steve Buscemi's looking well
(, Mon 2 May 2022, 7:37, archived)
# .
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 22:47, archived)
# its behind you
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:47, archived)
#
Lol
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Infamous dodgy businessman who made a lot of money from Tesla without doing any of the work himself, Edison Musk (1925)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:18, archived)
# Tweeting this
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:56, archived)
# ha
bill burr did a funny bit about Jobs along similar lines
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:18, archived)
# fancy crack pipe
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Elon Carman!


The new CEO of Titter in his ultimate form! (I'm so sorry for this lol, I had to repost because stupid me forgot to embed the image)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:41, archived)
# "I'm not bald, I'm just big headed"
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] With vitamins X, AE, A and 12

Click for bigger (506 kb)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:59, archived)
# Dominic Cummings looking sexy
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:57, archived)
# What a trailblazer!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:15, archived)
# Celebrity Christmas Cards challenge is closed :-(
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Unique!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# a painless procedure
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:47, archived)
# Now put his face on a Muskrat!
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Have It !
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:18, archived)
# how many onboard cameras does it have, Battery Boy?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
you can’t afford it.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Whoah! This is some |\|3><T 73\/37 5H1T!
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Are fucklifts electric?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:47, archived)
# That’s not a Pro-Pane… the bottom right corner looks like shoddy work.
Jusssayin
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:54, archived)
# Fixed it
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:02, archived)
# No Gary…I won’t delete this later…
…stop using your mind control on me!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 23:07, archived)
# a minor fix
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 7:14, archived)
# THIS HAS GIVEN ME A *RIGHT* LIFT.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:37, archived)
# :O YOU BROKE IT !
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:30, archived)
# I AM LIFTED❗ FUCK❗
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:46, archived)
# O_o srsly?
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 8:46, archived)
# Muskrat Love
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 8:47, archived)
# might delete this later
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 3D Adam Ant Attack
Was always a firm favourite of mine...
Click for bigger (412 kb)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 1:09, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 1:15, archived)
# you take nice photos :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 3:58, archived)
# I done a Star Trek
You are all utterly utterly welcome.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:48, archived)
# Even if you wouldn't, she probably would.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:49, archived)
# With a hypospray
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:50, archived)
# And a shoehorn
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:36, archived)
# I'd crush 'er
Wink wink nudge nudge
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:57, archived)
# Well of course you would fatso
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:31, archived)
# takes one to know one, you big fat fatty
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 11:53, archived)
# :( rel teers
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 16:08, archived)
# I'm working my way through next generation on Netflix.
Found it boring as a teenager. Now I'm really enjoying it.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:41, archived)
# does that mean you've become boring?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:50, archived)
# Become?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:57, archived)
# Probably
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 7:26, archived)
#
or an
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:08, archived)
# baning? I don't get it
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:09, archived)
# Some of them really hold up
For top Crusher content I recommend “Remember Me”.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 6:27, archived)
# Eyes right the Borg Queen
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 13:48, archived)
# Gender reassignment disasters #59 of 100
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:29, archived)
# Wrong comm badge
/nerdout
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 0:13, archived)
# The badge hasn't been changed...
www.alamy.com/stock-photo-star-trek-generations-1994-gates-mcfadden-stgn-033-d-29143260.html

Please return your nerd card to the Freepost address on the back.
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *BREAKING* Musk buys PIXAR!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:53, archived)
#
DAVROSLOVESLIMPETSBYJABBERWOC
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:15, archived)
# fuck monitor is monitoring fuck (AutoAutomonousAIArtCompiler) - AAAAC.fuk.oupon

K://fuck detected
K://Backing up Fuck
K://Audio/Test
K://Launching gaming protocol
K://Audio/Test_2
K://8K Audio Test
K://32K Audio Test
_______________________________________________________
Personalised Hologrpahic Artifacts (not affiliated with Dekionplexis Inc)
_Interlude for Reflection_(B-Side)

K://Initiating fuckoupon...
K://Compiling fuqube
K://Preparing_lol.jpg_dot fuqube

ONTOTHENEXTONE/ONTOTHENEXTONE/ONTOTHENEXTONE/ONTOTHENEXTONE

F://Compiling break, please enjoy the following interlude:
Arman Hovhannisyan live in Concert at Republic Square in EVN (Full Version)

Arman Hovhannisyan
103K subscribers
Arman Hovhannisyan, May 22 2011, Republic Square of Armenia

1 Shurtid Ham -
2. Ser -
3. Qele -
4. Sers Yes Patmetsi -
5. Jans -
6. Du Vard Es -
7. Yerevan -
8. Quyr Im Nazeli / Anushik Im Quyrik
9. Tariner -
10. Jeyran Bala -
11. Hogis -
12. Jane Jan -
13. Bari Aragil -
14. Ur Gnas -
15. Korel em -
16. Siro Husher -
17. Du Es Du -
18. Kuzem Get Mi Pah -
19. Tamam Ashxarh -
20. Gisher -
21. Hayreniq -
22. Ter Astvac -
//////////////////////

Primus Reprisal


Kausion Reprisal
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:59, archived)
# Faster!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Updating fuck..../initiating fuckoupon../compiling fuckoupon elements_
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:14, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:16, archived)
# thank you jesus for tjis blessing
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:58, archived)
# I just had a dream.
U got B&!
I hope it’s not true.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Oooo
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:22, archived)
# DANKE
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Hi, Man!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:18, archived)
# hallo from fuckerstan
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:56, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Thank You for your input
Sherwin Cabatic*is a camel knobber

On a scale of 1 to 122 how would you rate Hogis?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:41, archived)
# -13275.1299
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:55, archived)
# Much better than D4nny
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 11:54, archived)
# fat forren fuk
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:35, archived)
#
stay out of my profile, pedro
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Which profile is yours
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 23:56, archived)
# You’ve been warned.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:00, archived)
# I don't...
I don't know what you want :(
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:00, archived)
# HOGIS
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:33, archived)
# That's cock
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Other established members may enjoy this:
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Look Ma, no hands!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:50, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:07, archived)
# Are you sure?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:34, archived)
#
According to the popular page.....no.
They like cock better.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 1:51, archived)
# There should be 3 plumes per bell.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:08, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:23, archived)
# Be more like your sig.
I didn’t consent to this.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:28, archived)
# Gimmick infringement!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:16, archived)
# #youtoo
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:34, archived)
# No one rides the Musk rocket
he should have bought Tinder
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:48, archived)
# He picked a select audience that he wants to spy on.
So obv.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:25, archived)
# not so fucking magnificent
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 7:36, archived)
# It's a disaster.
20 seconds later the whole thing explodes.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Happy FriYAY -- Might have Beakfast at Tiffanys in a bit
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Nice pecker.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:05, archived)
# put it on her bill
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:15, archived)
# Oh pekro
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:18, archived)
# Caw!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:44, archived)
# Why did the crow start doing planks?
He wanted to build up his caw strength!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:04, archived)
# DROP THE MOUSE AND BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:23, archived)
# I was phone
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Then throw your phone on the ground and hit it with a hammer.
twice
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:42, archived)
# Fpmr yjsy mpe ejsy
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Something about Federal Property Management Regulation?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Go at the right time of day to the cinema and toucan see it for the price of one.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:24, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:25, archived)
# Has she had Corvid-19?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:48, archived)
# Sadly, yes.
She was even hospitalized for it. And now she's got a huge bill she doesn't know what to do with
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:51, archived)
# Medicaw
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:22, archived)
# nice bird
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 16:57, archived)
# Toucan play that game
Japes
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 22:08, archived)
# They looked very innocuous to me, I would argue they’re more inverted nipple than gaping anus in terms of possible offense.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:37, archived)
# Also I suspect you’re uncomfortably aroused
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:39, archived)
# One's eyes are naturlly drawn to them.
They're very distracting.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 14:30, archived)
# ET you're so musky
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:08, archived)
# Now you had to scroll down here to see my reply
LOL
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:09, archived)
# IDK what you mean.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 14:16, archived)
# Wha!?....
why you... :)
(, Sun 1 May 2022, 0:50, archived)
# Just putting this here:

To put some distance between my picture up there and those arseholes down here.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 14:15, archived)
# Commenting breeds enthusiasm.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:50, archived)
# *coughs and puckers....
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:57, archived)
# They copied me! Before I got a chance to post!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:59, archived)
# He is a scoundrel and a blaggard, sir!
Oh... Wait...

It was me :)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:01, archived)
# Terrible disguise
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Sometimes
I look in a mirror and wonder who the heck
is staring back at me ...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:07, archived)
# *ahems*
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:26, archived)
# I did a quick search and can't find anything earlier than 1992,
which I find very odd, given how many detractors Darwin has had over the years.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:34, archived)
# bumholes
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:12, archived)
# Something I can get behind
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:23, archived)
# OMG!
You're never gonna get those knots out.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:50, archived)
# Thanks for posting a joke, mofaha.
This is truly the BEST FriYAY ever!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:18, archived)
# Might post another joke later
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:31, archived)
# Don't wear yourself out, Grandpa
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Just you wait! I’ll show you!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Thanks for spelling my name right
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:31, archived)
# might start calling u Mo-HAHA
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah? Might start fucking up your entire life and ruining your yard.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 17:59, archived)
# And cracking your toilet bowl.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 17:59, archived)
# And removing the cartridges from your printer.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:04, archived)
# Come at me bro
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:04, archived)
# You're scaring me 😭
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:07, archived)
# It was the printer thing, right? Gets em every time
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Ostagazuzulum
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:00, archived)
# No real strange names please
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:02, archived)
# Looks like one of those early 2000s thumbnail pr0n sites
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 7:02, archived)
# wouldn't a thumbnail hurt?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 11:56, archived)
# Clickin
(, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 16:09, archived)
# Buttman and Beavin

Click for bigger (956 kb)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:23, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:51, archived)
# Gotham is no longer safe
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:16, archived)
# Very good
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:40, archived)
# Alfred! We need TP in the Batcave.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:52, archived)
# Joker McVicker

(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 16:44, archived)

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