![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Tory Leadership Race"){kind=small}
Assuming Truss is eliminated next:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 20:51,
archived)
Carry On Conservativesbringing Britain back to the 70's
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 21:16,
archived)
Thatis a good name for Dall-E Gorns.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 20 Jul 2022, 14:43,
archived)
But we don't want him HERE anymore!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Jul 2022, 2:54,
archived)
Not particularly witty or imaginitiveBut they are a bunch of shitheads.
(,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 17:16,
archived)
PISS Truss!!!!1 brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 20:56,
archived)
Turdungshat, surely. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 22:18,
archived)
Don't post much nowadays but still pop in from time to time and it's my b3taday
My art output is limited to cocktail boards. Here's one from when the 5678s paid us a visit .
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 15:21,
archived)
Woo yay hoo, woo hoo hoo!
happy candles
(happy candles
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 16:07,
archived)
Happy candles!Unfortunately my inner pedant has to point out there's only one 'l' in tequila...
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 16:36,
archived)
this was the inevitable subject of tepid debate in the guardian crossword comments a while backthere is a variant spelling in Chambers with two 'l's
annoyingly
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2022, 0:06,
archived)
annoyingly
Ah! Happy Candles, yes indeed.
(
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 18:41,
archived)
WTH! where did the painting contest go?
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 20:13,
archived)
the decapitated head of a goofy robot Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:17,
archived)
every restaurant kitchen right now Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 16:08,
archived)
only one entry, only one winner Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:19,
archived)
DYD doesn't seem to be a thing any more
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 16:19,
archived)
I know, the last time I declared it I don’t think anyone understood. Or they just ignored me.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 20:44,
archived)
It’s not personal Dick, it’s tradition. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 22:21,
archived)
sounds like something a serial killer would say
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 22:48,
archived)
oh look, it's almost Wine Time
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:50,
archived)
:( always this way
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 0:21,
archived)
only ugly people think they're ugly
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 2:01,
archived)
Ha Ha...you are wrong.I am very handsome.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 2:51,
archived)
“Ha ha, you're what now?” laughed international pop star Marilyn Manson
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 4:23,
archived)
why does it do this
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 4:10,
archived)
The prepared food, and the source. Boiled dog waste has been a staple among my people for countless generations. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 4:26,
archived)
However I would like to state for the record that the traditional “Squeeze out the toothpaste” extraction method is now rarely used. We’re not savages. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 4:32,
archived)
I mean you can see how upset that poor little fella middle left is. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 4:36,
archived)
just keep squeezing him. we have extra dinner guests.
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 12:16,
archived)
So this is what happened to teh seamhorses.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:59,
archived)
I love seamhorses best of all the shopped marine animals
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 0:19,
archived)
I disagree They are equestrian
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 0:20,
archived)
oh gooda racist
there are plenty of reasons to hate those three twats. Their skin colour isn't one of them
(,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 7:45,
archived)
there are plenty of reasons to hate those three twats. Their skin colour isn't one of them
I don't hate any of themsome are excellent candidates for PM.
Maybe you haven't seen Rita, Sue and Bob too? Too busy reading the G ?
(,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 10:09,
archived)
Maybe you haven't seen Rita, Sue and Bob too? Too busy reading the G ?
Nice overreaction You haven't jumped to conclusions at all in your attempt to be oh so righteous (!)
(
PFC Hudson,
Tue 19 Jul 2022, 14:17,
archived)
What I don't quite understand is who they are actually talking to.I mean the country doesn't vote. It's only the Cuntservative party. So I assume that this is all just an elaborate scheme for them to talk to themselves.
(,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 14:35,
archived)
Please don't vote labour in 3 years timewe'll draw a line under that fucking car crash, pls ignore that we happily kept him in office for all that time
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 14:47,
archived)
I’m still confused about why it’s completely unacceptable to employ a known groper, for the same people who voted to employ a proven serial liar to the highest office. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:53,
archived)
Seems like they've decided to draw their arbitrary ethics line at sexual assault by an employee
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 17:02,
archived)
Well that basically is it in a nutshell
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 18:34,
archived)
it was less about that one groperand more about the fact they had a list of all the gropers, and their gropees, and were using it to blackmail the gropers into supporting the liar-in-chief no matter how much he fucked up
(
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:22,
archived)
DittoThat's similar to what I said about this leadership contest. MPs want Mordaunt or Sunak, Tory members want Tugendhat, the rest of the UK want none of the above.
(,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 14:54,
archived)
Tory members want Mordaunt because1. Not Asian
2. Not Jewish-sounding
3. Not black
4. IQ high enough not to require regular watering
(,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:41,
archived)
2. Not Jewish-sounding
3. Not black
4. IQ high enough not to require regular watering
Just do a battle royale to avoid the resultant infighting
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:47,
archived)
the podiums look like stainless steel urinalsnew game show, Who's Taking the Piss?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:44,
archived)
That's the basis of Trickle-Down Economics
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:56,
archived)
The loser each episode has to drink all the combined urinejust before getting forcibly ejected from the replace big dog house
Please do not say furlough fraud or bugger
(Please do not say furlough fraud or bugger
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 17:30,
archived)
Although I am sure in reality he is very nice. Apart from all the Conservative bollocks.
You can’t just put a nyan patch on the right sleeve. Get fucking real. So angry right now.You know nothing of this party and it’s uniform protocol.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 14:43,
archived)
rather a lot of nyan cat experts on b3ta :/
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:32,
archived)
the cat crew disagree look at the awe in their little kitty eyes
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:41,
archived)
They’re all out of uniform.Disgraceful.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 18:12,
archived)
It's the secret police, scattered among the populace to root out anti reich elements
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 18:48,
archived)
NHS laser eye surgery - best in the world
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:02,
archived)
I like the way it zooms in, so we can see the focal point of the key action taking place. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:22,
archived)
maybe the heatwave made it glitch 🤷🏼♂️
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:43,
archived)
PS: RIP in peace Jerry Lewis PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:23,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »
