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[challenge entry] How she died
(JauntyArt, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 17:08, archived)
# It’s what she would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 17:38, archived)
# How she lived
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:19, archived)
# "Well I never!.."
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:35, archived)
# Well that man's underpants are certainly suspect. What on earth is he thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 19:16, archived)
# weird tattoo as well
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 20:57, archived)
# neither are sitting comfortably
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:12, archived)
# I hope her thrombosis gets better
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Get down tonight
(plankton, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:27, archived)
# fucking hell someone is getting paid for this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:46, archived)
# And it's not us
We need to monetise being made to read things.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)
# I think b3ta should also have an Isn't Meghan Awful board
for a few weeks, until she gets assassinated by lizards
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:08, archived)
# b3tAnon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:27, archived)
# This is not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 11:29, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't gobblefunk around with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:53, archived)
# #notmylugs
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:56, archived)
# ha!
Works well.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:17, archived)
# Stop making him adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:10, archived)
# Superb ‘shop’ there Q!!
Most WOO:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] that’s me done, et cetera

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(stiubh I made this shit wi ma phone, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:54, archived)
# I love The Crystal Maze
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(stiubh I made this shit wi ma phone, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:59, archived)
# Happy Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 2:45, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 7:39, archived)
# like a dog?
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:27, archived)
# OH NOSE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to keep making this worse until it gets FP’d
(JauntyArt, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:13, archived)
# orff with ones head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:32, archived)
# This should do it
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:50, archived)
# NOWTHEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Possibly premature
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Although admittedly I've not looked at the news in the last hour, anything could have happened
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/8344472
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:21, archived)
# This year's sgt pepper's will be extra special
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:36, archived)
# Scooby Doo 2038
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 5:07, archived)
# That's more like it
I gave you the general gist of it, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 7:24, archived)
# Queening.
She should be sat on his face.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:22, archived)
# STOP
Stand there where you are
Before you go too far
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:49, archived)
# ...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Careful now.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:56, archived)
# Not my pope
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 6:46, archived)
# Liz Truss "starting to cheese" says source
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:35, archived)
# "I like cheese!" Truss was quoted as saying, "and I AM cheese!" according to source.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:39, archived)
# you've scared the hell out of my kids,
My wife left & the dog just bit me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Go cheese! Go Liz!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:41, archived)
#
You're off your rocker.
(Great_Boo, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:45, archived)
# Real Photograph Wednesday is shite. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:04, archived)
# Oh no not pork markets

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:25, archived)
# PORK MMMMM MARKETSSES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:31, archived)
# Who's a ggggooood little PPPPPORKMARKETT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:39, archived)
# This little ppppppporkmarrrrrrrrrrkeeeet

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:48, archived)
# What is it with these UK prime ministers and pigs?
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:55, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:00, archived)
# now this I like!
My wife just came back, the dog's teeth fell out, and all the kids have graduated college with honours
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:54, archived)
# There is nothing like edame
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:36, archived)
# Oh fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:54, archived)
# That's the title and cover of her debut album
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 7:01, archived)
#
Click for bigger (87 kb)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:17, archived)
# I got the title and artist name the wrong way round, don't suppose anybody actually gives a fuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:26, archived)
# 0.01fucks given
I mean, didn't you read it beforehand?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:53, archived)
# I mean, it's fine though.
No reason why the band/artist name couldn't be Starting To Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:03, archived)
# A Fromage Homage aka Full blown cheese.

Including, at bottom right, the all new inflatable "EezyKleen"ℒ️ sexy Liz Truss Cheese Doll*

*Available to pre-order while stocks last.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:42, archived)
# By royal appointment to HRH King Cheese III

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:59, archived)
#
I love sausages and cheese
(JauntyArt, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:33, archived)
# bottom left <3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:21, archived)
# top right is foxy though don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Four candles.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/8344602
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:39, archived)
# It seems a bit excessive indeed.
Even from this side of the Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Can we borrow a couple of guillotines?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:03, archived)
# Republicans are boring
And Presidents are usually corrupt
(rogerzilla, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:29, archived)
#
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/08/royals-vetted-more-than-1000-laws-via-queens-consent
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:53, archived)
# why don't you just move to norf career, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:00, archived)
# what about republidents?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:26, archived)
# Are you a republican,
or a republican't?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:38, archived)
#
Well the whole point of all this saturation Goebbels-like Fuhrerprinzip propaganda from the BPC is because this winter even the most well-trained monkeys will start to query why they are suffering in desperate poverty while their opulent rulers snigger. So it's best to get everyone to grovel and keep them grovelling for as long as possible, by way of Pavlov-dog training, so that when the civil unrest starts early next year (which it will) the new Fuhrer can order them to shut up and sit down without being hanged by the mob as he should be. But the propaganda project carries a risk: don't ever let the ones with unpayable fuel bills realise that they're paying for all this drivel, or the wool might just lift from their eyes!
(Great_Boo, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:44, archived)
# those guys on /links have a lot of fun, you really should check it out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:32, archived)
#
I know, saying anything that takes more than one sentence to say is so last century!
(Great_Boo, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:11, archived)
# this is great really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:57, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS:
She's still dead. More updates at 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)
#
I'd make a "They brought her back with Science but something went wrong!" pic if I could be arsed, but sadly I'm far to drunk for that kind of effort.
(Great_Boo, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:06, archived)
# the beer goggles! they do nothing!!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:40, archived)
# YES!
The whole situation could be improved* with a good ventriloquist who can do Queen Liz impressions.


*turned to chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:55, archived)
# FUCK! YES!
(gijoel, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 6:41, archived)
# ^ THIS!
Love this and totally agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] This again, sort of

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(stiubh I made this shit wi ma phone, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:44, archived)
#
Er, well, I was, er, I was down Clarence House ... down the lav there ...
and, er, I was sitting there, and, er, suddenly a little bit of paper
come under the fucking door ...
I opened it up,
and it said, "Are you handy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:56, archived)
# ...and you answered,
"no, but I'm handsome"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:01, archived)
# Slight rebranding

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(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 17:04, archived)
#

Oh beat me to it!
(JauntyArt, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 17:24, archived)
# Have you ever been to one of these?
It's very much like that, imagine half Israeli settlement, half open prison, enhanced by the early morning flights by F15s at the nearby USAF base.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:58, archived)
#
I’ve been a few times and I enjoyed them at the time. But it’s very expensive for what it is.
(JauntyArt, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:34, archived)
# I'd not go back, found it quite sinister tbh.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:30, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Sep 2022, 15:06, archived)
# I got this sweatless face during a mighty struggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs gentlemen!


Or Prince vs Pen
Or The moment Charles sacked all his staff
Or 'I didn't get a harumph out of that guy'
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Sep 2022, 9:39, archived)
# I didn’t get a hip hip hooray out of that guy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 13:33, archived)
# pfft
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:03, archived)
# THE PRINCESS IS A NI
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
# The Princess is near?!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:04, archived)
# You are the Knight that says, “NI”!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Whereas the king is apparently a whining child at the edge of tantrum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 15:10, archived)
# The 73 year old boy king
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 16:41, archived)
# "Look everyone! The king's wearing a very thinly veiled mask of petty entitlement!" shouted the boy.
Excerpt from "The New King's Clothes"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Happy Gayshift SHITHEADS

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 2:32, archived)
# Bonus 'Totally Original Concept'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 3:55, archived)
# It's what all the really cool kids are doing these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 7:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 11:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 13:09, archived)
# i luv 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 13:14, archived)
# He loves u too!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 13:21, archived)
# needs a cylon style light
animated across the middle eye
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 17:25, archived)
# WORD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 17:42, archived)
# CIRCA 2007

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:13, archived)
# CIRCA 2018

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:15, archived)
# are you the anti-pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 7:35, archived)
# That's my job
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 22:37, archived)
#
Show your support during the coronation parade
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 23:44, archived)
# #1 FAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 0:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11376571
(JauntyArt, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] King Star King Charles III (or King Charles King)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Go fuck yo....oh
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:18, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:20, archived)
# It's got a sort of woody quality about it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:21, archived)
# Well yes *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
# (Ruler on table edge noise)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:05, archived)
# I would like to see 13 threads of this!
C’mon be a rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
# There's a little rebel in all of us.
Even the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Who, as a teenage incel, I hate.
But anyway, no. It's only cool to start 13 threads of AI art, whereas I very uncooly manually edited these.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 15:55, archived)
# Betty when you call me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 18:48, archived)
# Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gorn?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] King Dodd II “What a beautiful day for sticking Mama in a box and closing all the shops.”
(couldn’t wait ‘til Monday)


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(stiubh I made this shit wi ma phone, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 18:58, archived)
# I just looked and there are loads of people called Dicky Minton.
Not so many called Mick the Marmaliser though but.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This explains everything
(JauntyArt, Tue 13 Sep 2022, 18:37, archived)

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