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# *thanks*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 13:10, archived)
# ARF!
woulda & shoulda :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 13:21, archived)
# The Hat and the Pony Tail.
excellent.
(davyclam, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Yul log!

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Someone must be able to do this better
(Mack only paint, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 10:42, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:09, archived)
# Magnificent Yul-tide singing


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:58, archived)
# :D It works for me as it is.
*clk*

and while we're logging:
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)
# KhaaaaaaNnnmnn
Someone get me some toilet paper?
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 13:21, archived)
# People in Norway
wondering why he was called Christmas Knife-sharpener.
Jul Bryne.
(davyclam, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Tron 3 where Flynn is just an API call constantly hitting multiple backends thousands of times a second

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SCIFI CHRISTMAS

It's Christmas, but how do space trek aliens celebrate it, or terminators or mad scientists? Show us your dream of a Sci-fi Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 7:49, archived)
# we've done this one
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 8:33, archived)
# Plenty for people to repost in new threads, then.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 8:56, archived)
# Who would do such a thing?
Well they would look like a complete idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:25, archived)
# Have we?
Star Wars Christmas != Sci Fi Christmas
(and was far far away in 2008)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:22, archived)
# Star Wars != Sci Fi?
Have you visited b3ta before?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:42, archived)
# Fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:48, archived)
# I FELT YOUR PRESENTS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:03, archived)
# MAY THE FORCE AND PRAYERS BE WITH YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Star Mas! (cheeky pea)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] That’s no moon…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 10:29, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:09, archived)
# Its a tradition now
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 13:16, archived)
# lush
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho, ho, ho…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic!

(FP’d twice) ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 14:22, archived)
# Thanks
That font just fucked up my eyes forever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:09, archived)
# When movie script typos go unedited (3)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 23:17, archived)
# It turns out the film "Pretty In Pink"
is just the 1980s version of the film "Hackers."

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(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 20:12, archived)
# Molly Ringtone :)
*clx)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 20:28, archived)
# They all had smart phones.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 20:44, archived)
# When movie script typos go unedited (2)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 16:56, archived)
# does taka dhal contain otters?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)
# Normally, no
but it's long been known that all otters contain trace amounts of tarka dhal.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 18:49, archived)
#
but what if the otter refuses him
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 18:53, archived)
# :D well he just otter not do that if he knows what's good for 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 18:55, archived)
# You otter know
how great this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 20:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 20:29, archived)
# I love it when a comedy website
reduces itself to a handful of racists and their apologists circle-jerking each other off every time one of them posts something shit and unfunny.

FP THIS NOW
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear not Citizens, for Tesco Value Man is here ready to karate chop prices in half!
(plankton, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 15:03, archived)
# He'll single-handedly take Kyiv
(rogerzilla, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 15:28, archived)
# and on a budget
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 15:53, archived)
# Steven Segaldi
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 16:31, archived)
# :) thank you for your service
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 16:58, archived)
# hard to shill
(ozof, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Siborg Cowell
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 21 Dec 2022, 14:24, archived)
# CYMON! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 14:37, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 15:54, archived)
# He really has had a lot of work done.
At least now that it’s finished he can pass for human.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 21:48, archived)
# When movie script typos go unediited (1)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure they could find a better use for the technology

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 22:34, archived)
# "I really love this game!"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 23:30, archived)
# it's not a game, man!
(Vladimir Gluten, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)
# hmmm!
(Vladimir Gluten, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 23:35, archived)
# ...20 seconds to comply....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 23:54, archived)
# His Magesty, king of burglars / monarch of meat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 18:29, archived)
# I bet he tells whoppers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 21:03, archived)
# Prolly
but if they're petty fabrications they might be only Whopper Jr.s
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 21:15, archived)
# King Chargrlles
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 22:07, archived)
# oof :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 22:08, archived)
# We're getting burger banknotes the year after next
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 22:12, archived)
# Is there a burger queen?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Dec 2022, 1:25, archived)
# Once--but no longer
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 1:35, archived)
# No, she handles the ice cream side of takeaways
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Dec 2022, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Slyborg
slyborg
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 20 Dec 2022, 17:47, archived)
# Sly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 18:25, archived)
# TWO WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 19:15, archived)
# FOUR WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 20:37, archived)
# SIXTEEN WEEKS
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 20:57, archived)
# SIXTY FOUR WEES
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Enough to empty a swimming pool!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 23:35, archived)
# 🎹 "He sees you when you're sleeping" 🎹

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 17:46, archived)
# I always feel sorry for those left behind
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 13:29, archived)
# awww ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 19:38, archived)
# Fast food 1
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 2:47, archived)
# Fast food 2
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 2:49, archived)
# Is this similar to a sloppy joe?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 20 Dec 2022, 17:49, archived)
# not very. lol
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 17:58, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 7:21, archived)
# roarrrr😉
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 13:39, archived)
#
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(cringe hetchetu aloh, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 7:40, archived)
# Pedro will spunk all over this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 9:31, archived)
# pass the toe jam please
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 13:40, archived)
# ^this^
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 20 Dec 2022, 17:49, archived)
# most likely.
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:32, archived)
# 😁👍
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 13:39, archived)
# 👍
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:32, archived)
# too much too young. r.i.p Terry Hall
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 0:07, archived)
# Jagger will be gutted
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 0:57, archived)
# Well, he certainly looks like a fish.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 6:11, archived)
# Gimme Shellfish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)
# Prior to the invention of rear wheels
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:29, archived)
# he's got a big ass
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Yup, and it kicks ass too :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The ship transforms into a robot and also a lobster or spider or something.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:26, archived)
# My name is Maximus Fortress Cerebros
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:31, archived)
# Very good!
Unfortunately I made him a Decepticon. Some kind of Scorponok variant, OBVS.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:39, archived)
# And his armada
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Also Russell Crowe turns into a Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:37, archived)
# Neck sounds CAW.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:43, archived)
# Also:
R.I.P. Terry Hall :(
Nobody dies in December damn it all!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 23:31, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 21:12, archived)
# straight to corvideo
(ozof, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 4:47, archived)
# A Dinobotiful Mind
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:00, archived)
# Dirgeuosity
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:09, archived)
# RuPaul's Slag Race
Slag Of Our Fathers
12 Years A Slag
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:20, archived)
# The Snarl With The Drag Strip Tattoo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Duck Swoop
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 22:41, archived)
# NWOT:
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 23:51, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 23:56, archived)
# damn thing won't blow
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:22, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:46, archived)
# :D yes!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)
# ahem

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 16:47, archived)
# Why is someone off-camera
Speaking for Patrick? Is he a Mute?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 9:05, archived)
# Because the person who made this image is an incompetent barely functioning idiot.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 20 Dec 2022, 10:30, archived)

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