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There's an elephant in it already so no need to trouble yourself, mr. horrible.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:37,
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I like to think that Terry would look at those idiots and make intelligent, witty yet cutting remarks about them Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:48,
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Every one of us is gonna die.The inevitable death.
Some of us are Grateful.
(Some of us are Grateful.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Jul 2023, 0:26,
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An anecdote from Rick WakemanThere was another occasion, playing with Yes in Toronto, when one of my synthesizers, a Minimoog, broke down.
By chance, Dr Robert Moog, the brilliant electronic music pioneer and inventor of the Minimoog, was at the gig. During the interval, when the curtain was down, Bob said: 'I think I know what the problem is - do you want me to go out and take a look?'
'That would be great, if you don't mind,' I said. 'You know we're back on in about ten minutes, right?'
'That's fine,' he said. When we got the call to go back on stage, I navigated my way over to the keyboards and Bob was still there, surrounded by the innards of a Minimoog. He had dismantled it.
'Bob, Bob, we're about to start,' I hissed, but he was completely distracted. 'Yes, I think I know what the problem is,' he said prodding a circuit board.
The curtain went up and Yes had suddenly acquired a sixth member who was messing about with a complicated piece of electronic wizardry in the middle of the stage, completely oblivious to the audience of 20,000 punters, all of whom appeared to accept this as perfectly normal.
At the end of the show, at which time Bob was still happily tinkering with the synth, I introduced him to the audience who gave him a standing ovation. Bob looked up and said: 'Oh, are you ready to start now?'
(By chance, Dr Robert Moog, the brilliant electronic music pioneer and inventor of the Minimoog, was at the gig. During the interval, when the curtain was down, Bob said: 'I think I know what the problem is - do you want me to go out and take a look?'
'That would be great, if you don't mind,' I said. 'You know we're back on in about ten minutes, right?'
'That's fine,' he said. When we got the call to go back on stage, I navigated my way over to the keyboards and Bob was still there, surrounded by the innards of a Minimoog. He had dismantled it.
'Bob, Bob, we're about to start,' I hissed, but he was completely distracted. 'Yes, I think I know what the problem is,' he said prodding a circuit board.
The curtain went up and Yes had suddenly acquired a sixth member who was messing about with a complicated piece of electronic wizardry in the middle of the stage, completely oblivious to the audience of 20,000 punters, all of whom appeared to accept this as perfectly normal.
At the end of the show, at which time Bob was still happily tinkering with the synth, I introduced him to the audience who gave him a standing ovation. Bob looked up and said: 'Oh, are you ready to start now?'
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 10:30,
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I'm calling BS because there's no way he wouldn't have heard them playingbut still, β€οΈ
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:37,
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*massive drugs wildcard* anything could be true mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:01,
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Rick didn't even have a show that nightThe entire thing was in his head
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:14,
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Actually, Wakeman didn't do drugs. Don't think any of Yes did. Most of them were vegetarians tooHe did drink and smoke A LOT. Then he started getting heart attacks and totally quit.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:42,
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I imagine Jon Anderson having a similar attitude to Geddy Lee -drink and drugs will fuck up your voice
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:58,
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Moog (the synths)rhymes with "rogue"
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:36,
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What I'm getting from this storyis that Yes sound better when they're not playing.
(,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:55,
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No, Rick had to resort to playing with only 8 keyboards at onceand the audience appreciated his improvisation
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 20:55,
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I can imagine Albert Popwell asking"I gots ta know. Why are you wearing a twinset and pearls?"
(,
Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:51,
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+ Rees Mogg's neck brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 23:37,
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Conan The Barbie
Mustahbindun..?
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:04,
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Can't you make it any bigger? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:20,
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It's a fucking elephant how big do you want it?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:35,
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Inspired by horrible
Might need more lolwacki filta.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 21:07,
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I don't know what I like most about this
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:24,
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It's the scouser wig, isn't it?
See what fun you can have using it in your own lolwakki pictures!
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:46,
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Picking up a car in the 1970s
2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 0:06,
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We had one of those. Yes I am that old. Great device for kids - especially when you could very nearly lose an eye with those copter blades should you be silly enough to be too close to it. Ours met a sad end when the family dog took a dislike to it in full flight and attacked it.
( TBL I posted this on,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 11:52,
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loved that toy
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:40,
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I dunno. It was in my head and so I decided to post it. 
TBL I posted this on,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:42,
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Please don't 'naughty stepped' for this brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 20:40,
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Little known factThe spinner belt is infact a small wind turbine powering 70 percent of Titan Towers.
(,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 20:46,
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This obvious troll post is not a troll post
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:43,
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Snooker Loopy with George AlagiahSome time ago, there was a B3tan news report from George to the tune of Snooker Loopy, synched to his hand gestures. Cant find it on Youtube - a repost would be a fitting tribute to his passing
( willmod,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:17,
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Good christ, man, get a set before the inevitable death sellout
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:27,
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I still have my setThe 10mm is worn the most
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:24,
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Alright you horrible gitThere's some things you come straight to b3ta for
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:27,
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I came here for the mention of wanking spanners.Not disappointed.
(,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:31,
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To be fair I am a little disappointed. Mostly as I feel the mentioning of said spanners has been sadly lacking of late. I do appreciate this one but feel there should be more.
( TBL I posted this on,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:44,
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No need to boast
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:28,
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It's why George made adjustable spanners
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:12,
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Have you tried asking the original artist?Might be this fella.
https://www.aardvark3ddesign.co.uk/get-in-touch/
(https://www.aardvark3ddesign.co.uk/get-in-touch/
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:32,
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It's amazing how much we rely onthe Internet Archive for this sort of thing.
(not that they have it)
((not that they have it)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:50,
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guys I might go back on the dating circuit see what's happening yeah mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:48,
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FurbyChannelSounds more like something near the bottom of the Sky planner.
( jonbob loves you,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 21:52,
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Are we doing Star Peas now?
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:06,
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Well now it's not a fair fight. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:43,
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Gorn has some big calf muscles, I'm just now noticing how over-developed they are. Also: wayward knees. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:53,
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"No, James. *I* am your father." Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:34,
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That looks much prettier
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 15:36,
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There's a direct correlation between the decline in Spirograph and the rise in gang activity
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Sun 23 Jul 2023, 15:44,
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in a round-about way perhaps mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 16:07,
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Critics of the craze have pointed out that the Moore gap is a physiognomic feature natural only for women with a certain type of body shape and bone structure that most women do not have. Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 12:31,
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Also either she is really tall or he shrunk a lot. Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 12:31,
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Dapper newborn complete with tux and adult proportions. Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:19,
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I’d like to put my whipped butter on those pancakes.Jusssayin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 18:20,
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Also: maple syrup and bacon, can I get you another coffee with that? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:09,
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couldn't you just stretch the D in Bondrather than build a new one from an O?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 8:59,
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You noticed this :-)I could have, but then it would have been blurry (as I didn't grab it at high res and shrink it down).
(,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 9:20,
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https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:28,
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Happy 20th b3ta-day to me.
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Crikey. 20 years and that's all I have done. (ok, hello Pip and Rob whom I have met in a pub at Piccadilly Circus about that time.)
blupp relaxes harder,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 1:36,
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Cool story bro.Respect given: Happy Candlezβnβsuch iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 4:07,
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Many happy candles old timerI'll be here 19 years myself in a few months, I can still remember when all of this was just fields.
( TBL I posted this on,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:12,
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20 happy flaming candles up your bum brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:07,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:49,
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Am I doing it right?
Is this what you want?
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 16:30,
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reminds me of Wattoor those weird aardvarks from The Raccoons cartoons
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 25 Jul 2023, 1:01,
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Well that should cover the popcornmight need a bit more for the pick n mix
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:27,
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Oppenheimer is a prequel to Godzilla
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:46,
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Agreed though I saw it as an obvious prequel.In the same vein, CM's Oppenheimer becomes a Government man and oversees further work at a new research lab at Black Mesa.
(,
Sun 23 Jul 2023, 6:17,
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