![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Shrink It"){kind=small}
For the compo I have (in my opinion) shrunk his head to 1/10th its actual size.....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 19:15,
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Yeah man Ed Shearan is so full of himself
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 20:12,
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Half man half biscuitGornabaldi
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:50,
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Invisible bench IC is next week brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 17:52,
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Hello, I'm a famous internet detective, and I can tell you that the picture you're referring to is a repost from 2016, when it was entered in the "make it big" challenge. b3ta.com/board/11186561
It's been used here in what would appear to be the exact opposite circumstances, but it's actually a useful reminder that all things are relative, and thus have no true 'self-nature'.
(It's been used here in what would appear to be the exact opposite circumstances, but it's actually a useful reminder that all things are relative, and thus have no true 'self-nature'.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:00,
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Pop a cap in his ass
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 21:05,
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it can blow a man's nasal hair off from 2 inches.......
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 21:23,
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That's not how you play Cluedo
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 21:58,
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I know what you're thinking, you're thinking how can he use the trigger?
crudely traced Bob Monkhouse bollocks thread
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 20:02,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 20:46,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 21:40,
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Check your bollocks if not your prostatePoor old Bob. Here's some spam prostatecanceruk.org/ and this was done post-humorously (no pun intended): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxDmH3uj5wQ .
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monkeybananaraffle,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:04,
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Shove your bollocks up your arseto check for deadly bum cancer
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 9:16,
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I just looked this upand his stuff was better than yours.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:59,
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An weirdo obsessed with mining the same narrow seam of inspiration for joke-free posts ad infinitum?Yes, I can see why you'd like his stuff.
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Mon 21 Aug 2023, 22:20,
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All your posts are hilarious otoh.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 22 Aug 2023, 1:00,
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edit - sorry Octo - just seen yours :D
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 18:21,
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Ha ha!charade you are
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Sun 20 Aug 2023, 17:06,
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...and they're all tiny! First one is my fave mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:46,
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Nicely doneLove the last one. Two-for-one.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Mon 21 Aug 2023, 23:10,
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Asteroids one is fave..but where is the rainbow..
Thinking about things that i want to shrink now =)
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Wed 23 Aug 2023, 23:37,
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Thinking about things that i want to shrink now =)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, nanotechnology
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 8:36,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 13:49,
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Don't suppose you could crop the guy here from the background and give him a new one something better?I'd be forever grateful :)
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Sat 19 Aug 2023, 17:38,
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what about this one──╔╗──────────╔╗──╔═╦═╗──────╔╗╔╦╗╔═╗
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:37,
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Rotate your phone to read the secret message
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:51,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 3:21,
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The first is an elobarately carved coprolite, this one is fashioned from the belly skin of a puppy and the eyes of a specific type of tropical fish. The underlids are rendered from long-bodied liver flukes
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:52,
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I'm sure this must be what you meant:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 23:07,
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Forehead/fivehead
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 13:43,
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withoutthe forehead, he looks a bit like a young Peter Serafinowicz
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Sat 19 Aug 2023, 14:29,
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Click for bigger (1150 kb)
Leroy, you need to stop diddlin the dog
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 18:24,
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This is a wonderous page of many wonders. So I clicked "I like this"
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TBL I posted this on,
Fri 18 Aug 2023, 22:58,
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An actual decent Star Wars post, and some actual satire, wtf mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 18 Aug 2023, 23:28,
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Packed with goodness Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 1:14,
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Yeahthat's kind of the conclusion I've come to as well although it doesn't feel quite right
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christhebarker,
Sun 20 Aug 2023, 13:47,
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All getting a bit tired but then FREDDIE DEATHSTAR turned up so it was worth it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:59,
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