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[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 19:10, archived)
# you're knicked!
/apostrophe police
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:00, archived)
#
Ooops fixed
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:18, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:33, archived)
# UR
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)
# your knickers.
(davyclam, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
# +knackers
+knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)
# I say missus!
(davyclam, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)
# fascist
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)
# Nice
Was going to do 'Vote the Right One In' but this is more scary
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bunny Boiler

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)
# If only
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 22:22, archived)
# STOP WISHING DEATH ON PEOPLE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 22:23, archived)
# Never stop wishing death on people.
Just don't actually kill them.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 6:53, archived)
# I don’t like old ladies, …but….
I’d like to Nadine her Dorries!
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
# you foul fash fuck fucker
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)
# The lure of the forbidden.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:19, archived)
# Priti Patel turned up on a plumpers' fan site
Sample comment: I know she's fucking evil, but it adds to the allure
(rogerzilla, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:32, archived)
# I'd rummage through her jungle.
*ashamed*
Nothing wrong with the older woman though, experience, wisdom and no teeth to get in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm....[corporate thinking emoji]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:41, archived)
# Michael Gove on Friday night
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2023, 11:48, archived)
# Sick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 17:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
# Hah!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The corpse of Thatcher dragging herself back from hell to lead the Tories in 2024


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:46, archived)
# Sanity at last!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:33, archived)
# She looks to be in considerably better health than when she died.
Hell took years off her.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:45, archived)
# Good hairdresser…obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware that his shadow doth not burden your dreams with horrible fears.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pr ..


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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] invasion of the mpearoasters

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:56, archived)
# THESE PORK MARKETS ARE FANTASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] a few "classics"







ahhhhh, good to be back ;) xx
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] and something to lighten the mood
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:20, archived)
# OH the horror
of a shitting/shagging dog.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
# Natural, all natural
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 14 Sep 2023, 9:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)
# This is disturbing
But very funny
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:07, archived)
# just how I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 14 Sep 2023, 9:27, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:43, archived)
# hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 14 Sep 2023, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Truss, Sunak dead, details later.

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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well pearoast some of these...
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)
# NAO DO ONE OF THE LAST SUPPER (OR 'TEA' I THINK Y'ALL CALL IT)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
# I doubt I'll do that actually Pedro
because although I have a little more than a passing interest in theology, I don't know enough about the disciples to comment on their individual politics. I generally use Tor Johnson masks for right wing politicians; there's an argument to be made for the imperialist Romans and socially conservative Sanhedrin to be depicted as right wing, but the Jesus cult was famously at odds with these institutions, Jesus himself, when he wasn't advocating for abandoning your family, friends, job, clothes, etc., was generally quite left wing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:02, archived)
# https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)
# I meant to write aunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
# also what kind of suicide hotline repeatedly uses the word "slash" in their links
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:58, archived)
# What sex doll matching algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
# I'm sure if you send the repairman
a Tor Johnson mask he'd be able to permanently attach it to your Real Doll.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:17, archived)
# I'm waiting for a sexbot

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)
# FILTH PEA
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Not funny;nwot

RIS: It's William Wilberforce. Nobody else from Kingston upon Hull is nearly as famous.* It's only vaguely amusing to imagine he was Jack The Ripper.

*John Prescott maybe, but he only lives there, he was born in Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Quid pro quo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)
# The next labour government will not commit to swimming like dolphins can swim
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:51, archived)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)
# Same file as before, are you okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)
# ?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
# wait! this isn't christina's world :(
(ozof, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 5:35, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:34, archived)
# HOW DAIR U INSULT ARE HEAROWS
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:09, archived)
# pfft
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:56, archived)
# You should post this in a new thread. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] MAYLIEN

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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 12 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)
# Photoshops only
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] BOJOBEY!

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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 12 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)
# Dick Emery vibe.
(davyclam, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Hereditary Peers
(JauntyArt, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:39, archived)
# Probbly bin dun

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(Max Harvey, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)
# "Dave",
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)
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(Max Harvey, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:47, archived)
# XD never forgive XD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:58, archived)
# That's not how I remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] in for a penny...

(ozof, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 5:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:11, archived)

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