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[challenge entry] They call him Darth Stumpy

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FICTIONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY


Let's design some signs and public information posters in order to prevent problems that have only ever happened in fiction ever happening for real.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 14:10, archived)
# *Gozer voice*
Are you... a God?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 14:38, archived)
# Yes.
/me crosses fingers
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Fictional Problems?…

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 16:08, archived)
# while my guitar gently sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 19:49, archived)
# That's what happens when you try counting them...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 20:39, archived)
# well Sheeeeeit I should have put my last pic on in 24 hours later
*insanely disenfranchised expression*

Oh wait

*edits 'This is a Normal Post'*

/tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Nov 2023, 18:59, archived)
# ^ hacked account
Or gone bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 22:38, archived)
# If you'd put it 24 hours later,
this wouldn't have been the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 19:15, archived)
# Not really…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Keith FLINT
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:26, archived)
# I think you'll find lighters use ferrocerium
often misidentified as flint
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:34, archived)
# DAMP AND DISAPPOINTING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:43, archived)
# B3ta loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:53, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 23:34, archived)
# Wanna see a cat with 10 dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 2:49, archived)
# 0 out of 10 cat dicks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I remember when this was all flying motorbikes

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:25, archived)
# Oops, didn't see you there
Road signs? Where we're going we don't need road signs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:28, archived)
# πŸ˜€ Rotating and (arguably) Wobbly Hat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 1:45, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 10:49, archived)
# DNA locates Kevin Bacon's father, Crispy

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 2:10, archived)
# Looks like the people who sit on the outside tables at 'Spoons
(rogerzilla, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 9:21, archived)
# πŸ·πŸ·πŸ˜‰
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick my knife right down your throat, Baby, and it hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:53, archived)
# Mick 'The Jelly' Jagger
he's all wibbly wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 21:34, archived)
# I almost went for Mick Jugular…
…but I really don’t give a fuck at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:07, archived)
# at0mic - zero fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:35, archived)
# terrible bullying of /chat regular
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 23:25, archived)
# Defo chattin' up the wrong tree.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 0:59, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 9:10, archived)
# o/' cheers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 15:26, archived)
# *BONUS* GayShift Play 2
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 18:24, archived)
# VIMOD is about to play the song of his people on the Dominator, a traditional instrument very much like an accordion.
Freebase screams insanely over the chorus with a voice that will curdle unexpressed breast milk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 19:16, archived)
# "GayShift Play 2 is waaayyyy better than Fesshole!" - Juss Sayin, New York Times
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:15, archived)
# O_O holy shit….what did I stumble upon?
www2.b3ta.com/stats/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:46, archived)
# Server stats for an old b3ta server?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:52, archived)
# A Time Warp
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 2:50, archived)
# +let's do the -a +again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 12:25, archived)
# Three kings, manbeast in the stable are all fine though I can't say I recall an accordionist in the nativity
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 8:56, archived)
# I definitely don't remember that party.
Maybe I was there.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 9:01, archived)
# Spin that board baby

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 4 Nov 2023, 18:52, archived)
# H7 5.jj YAt
HiijM C Rs110Γ–Rji
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:09, archived)
# Yard Sale --200 goths 😊
On a related topic--American Goth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:21, archived)
# oh, have just one more

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Melvyn Hayes / Iggy Pop
(JauntyArt, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 16:30, archived)
# Some Mammaries Do 'Ave 'Em
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:05, archived)
# Windsor Davies / Lemmy
(JauntyArt, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:59, archived)
# this works
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 23:26, archived)
# Lovely Boy!
(davyclam, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:41, archived)
# Ass kicking cancelled
Garbage Pail Kids stickers have a stick of bubble gum
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 5:40, archived)
# This just means she gets to do both,
which evidently was the original intention.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 16:36, archived)
# Yes
My reply makes no sense.

This is what happens when you post from the twilight zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:17, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Nov 2023, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Terror of New Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:04, archived)
# pftt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 13:10, archived)
# l'amore est tout vous requirez
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 20:57, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Inhuman behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the safety dance

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 13:26, archived)
# Do you like knitwear, Dick? It can be surprisingly manly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:06, archived)
# I'm too upset to reply
my favorite mug just smashed into a thousand pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:31, archived)
# Behold my evil powers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:12, archived)
# A flashlight under the chin and some guyliner
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:24, archived)
# -a +e
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:24, archived)
# Unsettling
Gonna get my new mug blessed or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:42, archived)
# do pisses in it lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 18:29, archived)
# Well I'll tell you the truth Dick, I've already accepted the inevitable ending of everything, so when I buy a mug it's essentially already broken, and then when I drop it, ah, there's the broken mug I bought.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:22, archived)
# Hey! I've got a broken mug you can buy right here
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:43, archived)
# I couldn't do that to you Dick, I know it's your favorite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Potentially NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 8:16, archived)
# NSFW , they're not wearing masks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:43, archived)
# I remember the uproar when our local record shop stocked that album.
The local do-good patrol went apeshit and the owner had to place the record in a plain paper bag - this led of course to it selling like hot cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 14:18, archived)
# So it was more of a bakery really?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:07, archived)
# classic

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Nov 2023, 14:59, archived)
# I like your sig, it's good if you make yourself laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 3:03, archived)
# "Just a design change to an old Chastity belt."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 2:32, archived)
# sign of the times
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Put a little effort into this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:22, archived)
# Very good.
Someone should make a Conservative party top trump game where all of their attributes on every card are zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:42, archived)
#
like the idea, but for...

the ability to: lie, to waste our money, to fuck up, having hypocritical behaviour, to bully, to give back handers to their friends, not to give a fuck about poor ppl in need

they're going score bloody high
(razzle, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 14:50, archived)
# Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-twist and shout
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 14:30, archived)
# Greatest Cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:10, archived)

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