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They call him Darth Stumpy

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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 15:01, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FICTIONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY

Let's design some signs and public information posters in order to prevent problems that have only ever happened in fiction ever happening for real.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 14:10, archived)

*Gozer voice*

Are you... a God?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 14:38, archived)

Yes.

/me crosses fingers

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 15:35, archived)

Fictional Problems?…

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 16:08, archived)

while my guitar gently sleeps

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 19:49, archived)

That's what happens when you try counting them...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 20:39, archived)

well Sheeeeeit I should have put my last pic on in 24 hours later

*insanely disenfranchised expression*

Oh wait

*edits 'This is a Normal Post'*

/tee hee.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Nov 2023, 18:59, archived)

^ hacked account

Or gone bonkers

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 22:38, archived)

If you'd put it 24 hours later,

this wouldn't have been the challenge!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 19:15, archived)

Not really…

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Ninj, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 22:35, archived)

Keith FLINT

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:26, archived)

I think you'll find lighters use ferrocerium

often misidentified as flint

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:34, archived)

DAMP AND DISAPPOINTING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:43, archived)

B3ta loves you

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:53, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 23:34, archived)

Wanna see a cat with 10 dicks?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 2:49, archived)

0 out of 10 cat dicks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 3:17, archived)

I remember when this was all flying motorbikes

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:25, archived)

Oops, didn't see you there

Road signs? Where we're going we don't need road signs!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:28, archived)

😀 Rotating and (arguably) Wobbly Hat

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LS18, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 1:45, archived)

(JauntyArt, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 10:49, archived)

DNA locates Kevin Bacon's father, Crispy

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LS18, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 2:10, archived)

Looks like the people who sit on the outside tables at 'Spoons

(rogerzilla, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 9:21, archived)

🐷🐷😉

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LS18, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 12:41, archived)

I'll stick my knife right down your throat, Baby, and it hurts!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:53, archived)

Mick 'The Jelly' Jagger

he's all wibbly wobbly

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 21:34, archived)

I almost went for Mick Jugular…

…but I really don’t give a fuck at this point.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:07, archived)

at0mic - zero fucks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:35, archived)

terrible bullying of /chat regular

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 23:25, archived)

Defo chattin' up the wrong tree.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 0:59, archived)

Good stuff!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 9:10, archived)

o/' cheers

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 15:26, archived)

*BONUS* GayShift Play 2

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 18:24, archived)

VIMOD is about to play the song of his people on the Dominator, a traditional instrument very much like an accordion.

Freebase screams insanely over the chorus with a voice that will curdle unexpressed breast milk.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 19:16, archived)

"GayShift Play 2 is waaayyyy better than Fesshole!" - Juss Sayin, New York Times

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:15, archived)

O_O holy shit….what did I stumble upon?

www2.b3ta.com/stats/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 20:46, archived)

Server stats for an old b3ta server?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 21:52, archived)

A Time Warp

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 2:50, archived)

+let's do the -a +again

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 12:25, archived)

Three kings, manbeast in the stable are all fine though I can't say I recall an accordionist in the nativity

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 8:56, archived)

I definitely don't remember that party.

Maybe I was there.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 9:01, archived)

Spin that board baby

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 4 Nov 2023, 18:52, archived)

H7 5.jj YAt

HiijM C Rs110ÖRji

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:09, archived)

Yard Sale --200 goths 😊

On a related topic--American Goth

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LS18, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:21, archived)

oh, have just one more

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LS18, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:02, archived)

Melvyn Hayes / Iggy Pop

(JauntyArt, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 16:30, archived)

Some Mammaries Do 'Ave 'Em

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:05, archived)

Windsor Davies / Lemmy

(JauntyArt, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:59, archived)

this works

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 23:26, archived)

Lovely Boy!

(davyclam, Sun 5 Nov 2023, 8:52, archived)

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:41, archived)

Ass kicking cancelled

Garbage Pail Kids stickers have a stick of bubble gum

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 5:40, archived)

This just means she gets to do both,

which evidently was the original intention.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 16:36, archived)

Yes

My reply makes no sense.

This is what happens when you post from the twilight zone.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 17:17, archived)

I like this

(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Nov 2023, 9:43, archived)

The Terror of New Jersey

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 20:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Nov 2023, 22:04, archived)

pftt

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LS18, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:14, archived)

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christhebarker, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 13:10, archived)

l'amore est tout vous requirez

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 20:57, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 22:48, archived)

Inhuman behaviour

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:40, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:42, archived)

Not the safety dance

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 13:26, archived)

Do you like knitwear, Dick? It can be surprisingly manly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:06, archived)

I'm too upset to reply

my favorite mug just smashed into a thousand pieces

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:31, archived)

Behold my evil powers.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:12, archived)

A flashlight under the chin and some guyliner

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:24, archived)

-a +e

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:24, archived)

Unsettling

Gonna get my new mug blessed or something

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:42, archived)

do pisses in it lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 18:29, archived)

Well I'll tell you the truth Dick, I've already accepted the inevitable ending of everything, so when I buy a mug it's essentially already broken, and then when I drop it, ah, there's the broken mug I bought.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:22, archived)

Hey! I've got a broken mug you can buy right here

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:43, archived)

I couldn't do that to you Dick, I know it's your favorite

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 18:28, archived)

Potentially NSFW

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2kindsofherring, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 8:16, archived)

NSFW , they're not wearing masks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 12:43, archived)

I remember the uproar when our local record shop stocked that album.

The local do-good patrol went apeshit and the owner had to place the record in a plain paper bag - this led of course to it selling like hot cakes.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 14:18, archived)

So it was more of a bakery really?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 16:07, archived)

classic

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Nov 2023, 14:59, archived)

I like your sig, it's good if you make yourself laugh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Nov 2023, 3:03, archived)

"Just a design change to an old Chastity belt."

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LS18, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 2:32, archived)

sign of the times

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 21:58, archived)

Put a little effort into this one

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:22, archived)

Very good.

Someone should make a Conservative party top trump game where all of their attributes on every card are zero.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:42, archived)

like the idea, but for...

the ability to: lie, to waste our money, to fuck up, having hypocritical behaviour, to bully, to give back handers to their friends, not to give a fuck about poor ppl in need

they're going score bloody high

(razzle, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 16:52, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 14:50, archived)

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-twist and shout

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Nov 2023, 15:16, archived)

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2kindsofherring, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 14:30, archived)

Greatest Cuts

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 2 Nov 2023, 15:10, archived)

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