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# I sympathise with the plight of the seasonally employed.

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I modified another picture to ‘satirise it’, no it is. It all my own work.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 17:01, archived)
# 2029
Neo-Lapland is about to
E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 17:52, archived)
# By the way in case it is not *crystal* clear, I took the original festive image and ‘massaged it’.
But at least it’s not AI, eh?
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 18:45, archived)
# this is the b3ta way
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 2:01, archived)
# Santa's been on the Strongbow again
Lapland lightweight
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 18:59, archived)
# Merry Xmas you animals.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:35, archived)
# I was ok until that wafer thin mint
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 15:08, archived)
# So that's how she keeps the weight off
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 17:08, archived)
# Why is this the first hit on my porn search?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 22:56, archived)
# ...3.......2.......1.......
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 4:01, archived)
# SpaceXmas
Woo!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:33, archived)
# Proper Crimbo
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 11:29, archived)
# YES!!!
WOO :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:08, archived)
# Hey Kids!!!...There's Presence Under The Tree!!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 19:29, archived)
# Always looked like a buttplug to me
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 12:03, archived)
# Lots of thrust!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 19:36, archived)
# Peace on earth

(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 16:13, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 22:37, archived)
# cloaca
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 16:44, archived)
# Monkey masterbation Morse code
What a time to be alive!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 18:56, archived)
# XMAS FP!!!!!!! \o/
God Bless Us Everyone!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2024, 1:19, archived)
# Music and Sound Effects: The Importance of Sound in Creating the Atmosphere of the Game.
mod: tinsel-wrapped ban hammer deployed
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 3:01, archived)
#


(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 4:04, archived)
# Merry Christmas mate
Moar batman comics please
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 23:17, archived)
# Fear not, ol' chum.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 1:18, archived)
# thanks, mods
thods
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 23:50, archived)
# Merry Xmas from a very hot Adelaide Australia
It's 37C here today. Woof!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 2:21, archived)
# Happy Christmas in the upside down!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 6:27, archived)
# Merry Christmas dweller of the netherworld
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:52, archived)
# Happy Christmas Tossers

(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 1:02, archived)
# Merriness.

(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 4:05, archived)
# Ah, the Alex Ferguson method.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 6:27, archived)
# and you
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:53, archived)
# Close Encounters is on so it must be a Christmas movie

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(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:26, archived)
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(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:28, archived)
# Piggly Wigglies in space blankets
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 21:28, archived)
# yeah!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:48, archived)
# You can totally hear the sound when they hit the pylon...!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)
# :-)

(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 16:10, archived)
# Wonderful! Happy Batmas to all!!! \M/*
postimg.cc/9rBN2dHT
*May contain NSFW images*WARNING*
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:08, archived)
# needs moar tits
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:51, archived)
# not enough NSFW images
for the job at hand
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:52, archived)
# This is just a prime example of Christmas ruined by commercialism.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2024, 5:18, archived)
# it's a wonderfully lit life
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:39, archived)
# Merry whatever you 'orrible lot
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:19, archived)
# Magical
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:03, archived)
# A very porky Christmas to all of you pigs in blankets lovers out there
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:13, archived)
# I'm amazed no buitcher has ever thought to make some special sausages
called something like "Charlie's Feelers" or something. Maybe they did and found that nobody liked the idea.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:34, archived)
# I assume that on his death bed, the royal digits will be removed and cast into the perfect sausage mould,
inlaid with the finest pork casings and then squished into the meaty goodness for the people to enjoy
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:45, archived)
# We can only dream of such things, sadly.
I reckon someone would complain about it or something, scare off the investors. We can't have nice things, Octo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 11:03, archived)
# Enough of these AI images already
those fingers are a dead giveaway
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:02, archived)
# There were originally six sausies as well
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:22, archived)
# Upgraded to high definition plasma this year:

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(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 23:16, archived)
# 10 out 10, would watch again
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:04, archived)
#
Stars of Television
New Cabinet of President Trump
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:55, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:23, archived)
# Looks more like Left Wing Radical Lunatics to me.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:16, archived)
# Was not expecting the reanimated corpse of Freddie Mercury
or any of the others tbf
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:57, archived)
# Freddy Mercury is not in this picture. -1000 points!
You get 100 points for a correct guess so you could still be a winner.

(Which one is your Mercury btw? Back-right?)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:21, archived)
# if that's not Freddie Mercury then I'm Cheburaska's aunt


David Ick, Gottabeandrew (thanks frontpage), fonejacker?, that BBC wrong interview bloke with an Asian Cheeky Girls tribute act, Luigi Mangovigilante, Чебурашка and Saddam Hussein's best mate. Do I win a prize?

Going to try a reverse image search
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:50, archived)
# 6 correct
but another 2 wrong, which brings your score to -2,400.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 22:09, archived)
# Asian Cheeky Girls tribute act
=Pink Lady.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 23:40, archived)
# Cheeky Girls could only dream of having 1% of Pink Lady's success!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 15:49, archived)
# True, but whose bum would you rather touch?
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 18:56, archived)
# I make it a rule to avoid vicariously touching Lembit Opik.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2024, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Guest stars
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 22:24, archived)
# AIMQTEH?
I don't get it...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 0:03, archived)
#
Fonzy: aaaaaaaaaaayy
Withnail and I
Bond with M and Q
The A Team with MR T
I don't know the bottom left one
H from Steps
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:36, archived)
# Bez
From the Happy Mondays
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 12:39, archived)
# Explains why I didn't recognise em.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:01, archived)
# You're twisting my melon man
Mildly impressed you don't know Bez
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:59, archived)
# They were never "big" enough to get forced into my eyeballs.
Sadly, Steps were. Also one of their Dads is a neighbour.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:02, archived)
# I think he’s saying he’s a cutie.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:04, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:58, archived)
# It’s almost IAMQTEH.
QED.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:01, archived)
# I read it as, I am a cutie, eh?
A Canadian cutie
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:15, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:02, archived)
# Very clever
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 9:27, archived)
# Have a click for choosing the best Bond
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:00, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Its tenderness and flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration

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(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:00, archived)
# That's a big bird
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:02, archived)
# Pretty sure Big Bird would be tough and stringy
Miss Piggy on the other hand
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:01, archived)
# Have to ask Kermit about what it's like eating Miss Piggy...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
# 🐸 🐷 🍽️ 🤮
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 20:57, archived)
# edit: those pesky clickbait headlines.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:19, archived)
# It's the croc that died apparently.
Paul is still alive and kicking. Well, alive.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:22, archived)
# Burt was a confirmed bachelor, it says here.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 15:58, archived)
# Definitely too soon
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:24, archived)
# If I was a newspaper cartoonist,
I'd have a pile of living people ones ready to go.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:28, archived)
# Pretty sure my '"Coprophile" Dundee' picture died with b3tards.com many years ago.
Thankfully.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 13:27, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 16:40, archived)
# We need a b3ta 2025 deadpool
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:50, archived)
# I always go for Rupert Murdoch,
but I'm starting to worry that he's going to outlive me and I'll miss the party. Even Jerry Hall failed to make that antique ticker pop, and I was really rooting for her to win the money.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:35, archived)
# On here? ANOTHER wise cracking arsehole with terrible skin wearing a gimp suit?
How would we tell them apart from the rest?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 12:11, archived)
# oh, very good.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 0:20, archived)
# always thought Blue Man Group were a bunch of nonses
this would be much better!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 0:22, archived)
# As a side note, I want to draw and animate frames on macOS.
Image ready isn't a thing anymore and nobody should have to use GIMP. What should I be using to make animated gifs?

Ideally I want to draw frames with transparency and add frames to a a timeline allowing me to select specific layers and tweening between frames. Can't be that hard right?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 0:30, archived)
# ImageReady isn't a separate thing any more
but instead it's built directly into Tattyswap. if you have access to any version of it, open the animation timeline panel and you'll recognise the IR interface.

I've not done very much animation without Photoshop, and what little I did I used really basic stuff like drawing each frame individually then combining them into a single animated file using a command line tool like APNG.

Despite the name, Pixelmator has nothing directly for animation. Krita, which I keep meaning to learn to use 'cause it's free, apparently has pretty much what you're after: docs.krita.org/en/user_manual/animation.html
Their interface is a bit weird which is why I've not gotten as deep into it as I'd like to, but if you're happy to stick with it then it might be just what you need
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 2:03, archived)
# Personally, I adapted to gimp quite quickly.
It had some tricky UI stuff to navigate, but then after using photoshop for twenty five years, moving was always going to be difficult.

Saying that, I still haven't made any animations with it yet. Maybe that will be a little Christmas project.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 7:04, archived)
# GIMP is great, I'm not sure what your problem is with it.
Apple people, eh. What are they like?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:00, archived)
# Nah, GIMP is awful.
People that use it are also awful. Worse than Mac users tbh.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 10:38, archived)
# Last I tried gimp (about 5 years ago?)
It was still ridiculously primitive even compared to my ancient PS CS1. E.g. there was no preview when setting parameters on filters, so you’d have to choose settings blind, take a look, undo, tweak settings, try again, repeat… until you conclude it’s clearly still not ready to be used by anyone who values their time.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:08, archived)
# I use it, but then I've never used anything else so I've got nothing to compare it to.
I rarely make images these days so fuck learning to use another program.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 14:43, archived)
# It's made by people with zero UX/UI skill (and let's face it, social).
They desperately need to engage with some non-basement-dwellers and fix it.

Changing the shit name might help too...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 18:05, archived)
# UX lol
Wah my free open source software doesn't have the transitions and animations that convince me I'm using quality software like on my Apple buttplug.

Wah there are people making better quality art using free open source software on non-proprietary computer hardware so to feel better about myself I'll criticise them personally.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
# I think there are still a couple of bundled filters/scripts that don't have an auto preview,
and 1 or 2 that don't even have a preview at all, I think they're usually labelled 'legacy' or whatnot, and I think the last time they were standard was longer than 5 years ago.

'Ridiculously primitive' is subjective. I never owned PS, my previous experience was with some wanky proprietary Apple shite, Deluxe Paint, MS Paint, and Mouse & Cheese. It's obviously more advanced than any of them and always has been.

PS was always overrated, and nowadays you can't even own it so it is sadly worthless.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Got him!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:40, archived)
# It wasn't a little bird that told them...
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 17:00, archived)
# Osama Bin Makin' Puppets
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 19:56, archived)
# Oscar was performed by Carol Spinney
(aorry)
(, Sat 28 Dec 2024, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:23, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 14:45, archived)
# Now I've got that weird jazzy tune going round my head
Ta!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 17:28, archived)
# Vocals by the Pointer Sisters...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 0:09, archived)
# Images you can hear.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 7:05, archived)
# 12345
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(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 8:18, archived)
# 12
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 12:57, archived)
# Venetian snares?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 22:22, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 1:56, archived)
# Super TOAP. If Oscar Wilde had been about during the /talk years.

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(, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 20:19, archived)
# Prick
(, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 21:08, archived)
# you couldn't find a picture of a dinner party?
if you're gonna burn down a tree to make a picture you could at least have made it look like Wilde
(, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 22:29, archived)
# TOAAIP
- where everyone eats with their creepy hands
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 9:54, archived)
# I miss that website
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 7:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:27, archived)
# /chat is an exclusive gentlemen only club
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:36, archived)
# This is highly offensive
because of the spelling error!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 12:11, archived)
# right?
fancy putting the comma before his name instead of after it!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 2:12, archived)

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