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[challenge entry] The challenge post is basically asking for this specific repost...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
# ha!
great stuff
(, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 0:04, archived)
# Tape 1 of 25,482
(, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Flick. Freeze. Review.

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(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:02, archived)
# Hah!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:18, archived)
# Always thought the guy in the middle was supposed to be Motty, clearly they were ahead of their time
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# I'd lick his croissant
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)
# Munich
Everybody talk about
Smug Bastard!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] EnKITTification

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(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:34, archived)
# Well now. This is great!
Tramadol Nights 2
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:05, archived)
# Nice one
I liked this
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:24, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:39, archived)
# KITT GIVE ME SUPER PURSUIT MODE
"You want soup and a cute chode?"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:25, archived)
# Based on a true story
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:16, archived)
# Hey, Boosey! (I Love Boosey) Nu Nuance For Neelix (Penultimate Guinan Edition)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:26, archived)
# "Jimz meets Busey" might have to be a thing...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:12, archived)
# , Trouser
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:37, archived)
# Hello long-time friend. I have great news!!
I'm slowly figuring out what to do with the rest of the Barbie doll parts!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:23, archived)
# ...and then you insert the handle and run around squatting to clean up your apartment? Got it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:03, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger handle.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 14:56, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:14, archived)
# I like it.
SO FUCKING SUAVE!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:43, archived)
# E♭ Error Access Undress: F00F00 Missing Mismatch in Filthy Docking Container



(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:21, archived)
# GEEZ YOU GOT A BIG BOOSEY
Geeez you got a big boosey.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:44, archived)
# ya wanna see MY Bussy?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:21, archived)
# Yes Sir, thankya Sir.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:44, archived)
# I'll think I'll pASS, thank you
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:58, archived)
# Colour the lizard
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] and of course
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:54, archived)
# you broke it

(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

In hospital overnight. Can't sleep as usual.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:20, archived)
# Have you seen Space Station 76?
Something tells me you'll like it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 2:21, archived)
#
yeah used to watch vids of the black something or other clan playing with the bloke with the deep voice.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:39, archived)
# Sprained penis?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:31, archived)
#
suddenly remembered this Bernard Manning joke

www.youtube.com/shorts/ylUx3BNvO_I
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:40, archived)
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(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:43, archived)
# Ooo la la…Shoulder plane.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:26, archived)
# It's an actual 1980s FPV RC plane
that looks very similar to the crap drones Russia had before they got the Iranian and Chinese copies of American gear.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 2:46, archived)
# Also: Oooo la la… unicorn rocket!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
# It's a donkey with military gear tied to its back
which is a common sight among Russian forces in Ukraine.

Do you feel you might be starting to understand the point/joke? No pressure.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
# Pointless joke…got it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:44, archived)
# Cynically feigning ignorance again?
Your brain is fucked, mate. Did you at least calcify it with recreational drugs first?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
# YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:35, archived)
# So I heard U liek Batman!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:35, archived)
# Gay fakes?… No thanks!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] How tech and popular science was explained in the 80s Vs todays. Is there a theme? Shooting of a discussion in the links

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(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:41, archived)
# TITS!
The ones on the left are all cunts.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
# What does your mother think about this?
The Sky At Night is presented by a white man and a black woman, by the way. Chris Lintott, he was Patrick's protégé, and Dame Maggie Aderin-Pocock, who at least isn't German, but it's hard to imagine Patrick choosing her. The other programmes are all cancelled/defunct AFAIK.

What exactly is the point you are trying to make? The conversation on links seems to have been started by an actual, literal Nazi troll, and you seem to be giving him comfort.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:42, archived)
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There was no great message in the image, it was merely fitting in with the image challenge to highlight differences. If there is any message I suppose on both sides they could be seen as stereotypes. I liked Mr Wolfe and I like Alice Roberts and so does my mum
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:23, archived)
# Are men and women technology? What do words even mean?
So you're cherry picking to show stereotypes in order to be an edgelord then, eh? Just to provoke hostility, not to make any kind of salient point. Got it.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:16, archived)
# Calm down,mate, calm down.
"Everyone's actual nazis" - Dave Spart.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:26, archived)
# Bold of you to assume I'm not calm.
Brave of you to try and start an argument with material like that.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:56, archived)
# "I'm not fussed what her and the rest do with her time or how they make money."
Thank goodness for that, imagine how upset you'd be if you were fussed.

Ah hang on, apologies, I just assumed you were the same poster and only just noticed the different username. Why the fuck are you climbing into bed with that cunt?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:53, archived)
# you seem a bit triggered, is everything alright?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 23:59, archived)
# I suspect the root cause is loneliness.
We should probably approach these worthless cunts with a touch more kindness.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)
# Cherry picking data isn't very scientific.
Judith Hann was a bigger face of 80s science than most of those.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:26, archived)
# And Rachel Riley was Carol Voldemort, or something.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:40, archived)
#
She was fab but I cherry picked to show stereotypes. Could have picked Mary Beard who my mum also likes.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:29, archived)
# That's a piss-weak argument, and a pathetic attempt at a non-climbdown while simultaneously not disavowing your original dog-whistle.
Fuck off back to the incel manosphere, i.e. /links.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 19:59, archived)
#
It's not an argument. I was trying to make more of a statement that when I was growing up most of science was presented by eccentric white men. While today there is a lot of attractive and intelligent women. If it hasn't come across that way then that isn't what was intended. I use B3TA to amuse myself or to get into arguments.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 20:40, archived)
# i think any kind of adult discussion triggers porcs, it reminds him of mummy and daddy fighting
don't take his abuse too seriously.
it seems a reasonable point you're making. there's a lot more women in science, in science presenting (and a bunch of other areas like politics than there used to be)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
# It's a proven fact*
That you learn more while masturbating.
*Possibly
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:38, archived)
# We also have Brian Cox and Jim al-Khalili
I do think Hannah Fry overdoes the breathy sexy thing a bit; she's like a maths Nigella Lawson
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:16, archived)
# I can honestly say
that I've listened to Fry for years and "the breathy sexy thing" is a brand new concept to me. Never noticed her doing anything of the sort. Got any unambiguous examples?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)
# All her YouTube shorts!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:45, archived)
# I'm checking her shorts as I type this.
I can sometimes hear her taking a breath, is that what you mean? If I'd ever noticed before (doubtful) I'd probably just put that down to bad microphone use, I hadn't thought to associate sex with it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:33, archived)
# Professor Suzannah Lipscomb
is the Nigella of the TV historians.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:29, archived)
# You said Cox
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:38, archived)
# there is one common theme
magnus magnusson, patrick moore, and heinz wulff are all dead. this means they can no longer educate anyone

muppet
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:23, archived)
#
Don't forget the Pikey!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:36, archived)
# Hey guys!
whatcha all talking about today?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:32, archived)
# Essentially it all boils down to class war.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:33, archived)
# English v maths departments?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 23:08, archived)
# I once knew an unemployed Polititics lecturer
he had no class
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 23:30, archived)
# Patrick Moore, Hannah Fry, and Carol Vorderman
Who's the best kisser?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 0:37, archived)
# More PhDs in the modern column than the left.
It seems that standards are rising. Despite appearances to the contrary...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 1:21, archived)
# the monocle count is way down, however
(, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:32, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:06, archived)
# Ha ha !
for the win \o/
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)
# Almost certainly
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:14, archived)
# Just disable JavaScript
Works for Newsquest sites, which are such badly-written lazy drivel that I can't believe anyone pays for them
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:23, archived)
# Not even a 'please enable js check' server side
What a bunch of amateurs
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:26, archived)
# This is fantastic stuff.
FP this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 1:07, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 9:04, archived)
# Going to land in a hole lot of trouble.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)
# She's smiling though
Kinky minx
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:24, archived)
# Her name's not Sarah
It's Sheela Na Gig.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)
# Kirk is much more rugged than that city fop
(, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:05, archived)
# My sister had this annual when I were a nipper. Found it in a charity shop for £3. Had to ‘fix it’. Another childhood memory destroyed, *job done*.

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(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 0:08, archived)
# Is the green stuff weed? Is it inside the bong?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 0:45, archived)
# Takes some suction to do that.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 1:47, archived)
# This is your drugs on drugs
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 6:04, archived)
# I don’t know I’m not Cheese and Chong
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 6:59, archived)
# Relax dude, it's just a dream !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Grand Theft Hot Hatch
(, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 21:56, archived)
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(, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:46, archived)
# , Trouser
(, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 20:36, archived)
#
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[challenge entry]

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(, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] We live in a world full of marvel

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