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The challenge post is basically asking for this specific repost...
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:12,
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ha!
great stuff
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sat 14 Mar 2026, 0:04,
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Tape 1 of 25,482
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Sat 14 Mar 2026, 0:08,
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Coming soon!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 18:36,
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Flick. Freeze. Review.
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hYpe is puzzled as the oyster ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:02,
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Hah!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:18,
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Always thought the guy in the middle was supposed to be Motty, clearly they were ahead of their time
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:15,
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plankton ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:37,
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I'd lick his croissant
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:59,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:15,
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Munich
Everybody talk about Smug Bastard!
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xaer0mancer ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:08,
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EnKITTification
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DT! Comic Screaming into the void ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:34,
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Well now. This is great!
Tramadol Nights 2
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:05,
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Nice one
I liked this
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease? ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:24,
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nicely
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:39,
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KITT GIVE ME SUPER PURSUIT MODE
"You want soup and a cute chode?"
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:25,
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Based on a true story
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:16,
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Hey, Boosey! (I Love Boosey) Nu Nuance For Neelix (Penultimate Guinan Edition)
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Debriel Mancovis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:26,
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"Jimz meets Busey" might have to be a thing...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:12,
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, Trouser
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:37,
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Hello long-time friend. I have great news!!
I'm slowly figuring out what to do with the rest of the Barbie doll parts!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:23,
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...and then you insert the handle and run around squatting to clean up your apartment? Got it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:03,
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We're gonna need a bigger handle.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 14:56,
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:(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:14,
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I like it.
SO FUCKING SUAVE!
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Debriel Mancovis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:43,
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E♭ Error Access Undress: F00F00 Missing Mismatch in Filthy Docking Container
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:21,
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GEEZ YOU GOT A BIG BOOSEY
Geeez you got a big boosey.
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Debriel Mancovis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:44,
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ya wanna see MY Bussy?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:21,
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Yes Sir, thankya Sir.
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Debriel Mancovis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:44,
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I'll think I'll pASS, thank you
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:17,
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:58,
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Colour the lizard
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:17,
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plankton ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:53,
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and of course
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plankton ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:54,
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you broke it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:54,
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In hospital overnight. Can't sleep as usual.
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lumpytesticle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:20,
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Have you seen Space Station 76?
Something tells me you'll like it.
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 2:21,
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yeah used to watch vids of the black something or other clan playing with the bloke with the deep voice.
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lumpytesticle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:39,
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Sprained penis?
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:31,
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suddenly remembered this Bernard Manning jokewww.youtube.com/shorts/ylUx3BNvO_I
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lumpytesticle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:40,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:43,
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Ooo la la…Shoulder plane.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:26,
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It's an actual 1980s FPV RC plane
that looks very similar to the crap drones Russia had before they got the Iranian and Chinese copies of American gear.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 2:46,
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Also: Oooo la la… unicorn rocket!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:47,
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It's a donkey with military gear tied to its back
which is a common sight among Russian forces in Ukraine. Do you feel you might be starting to understand the point/joke? No pressure.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:43,
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Pointless joke…got it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:44,
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Cynically feigning ignorance again?
Your brain is fucked, mate. Did you at least calcify it with recreational drugs first?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:01,
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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:35,
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So I heard U liek Batman!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:35,
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Gay fakes?… No thanks!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:43,
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How tech and popular science was explained in the 80s Vs todays. Is there a theme? Shooting of a discussion in the links
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:41,
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TITS!
The ones on the left are all cunts.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:45,
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What does your mother think about this?
The Sky At Night is presented by a white man and a black woman, by the way. Chris Lintott, he was Patrick's protégé, and Dame Maggie Aderin-Pocock, who at least isn't German, but it's hard to imagine Patrick choosing her. The other programmes are all cancelled/defunct AFAIK. What exactly is the point you are trying to make? The conversation on links seems to have been started by an actual, literal Nazi troll, and you seem to be giving him comfort.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:42,
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There was no great message in the image, it was merely fitting in with the image challenge to highlight differences. If there is any message I suppose on both sides they could be seen as stereotypes. I liked Mr Wolfe and I like Alice Roberts and so does my mum
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:23,
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Are men and women technology? What do words even mean?
So you're cherry picking to show stereotypes in order to be an edgelord then, eh? Just to provoke hostility, not to make any kind of salient point. Got it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:16,
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Calm down,mate, calm down.
"Everyone's actual nazis" - Dave Spart.
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davyclam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:26,
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Bold of you to assume I'm not calm.
Brave of you to try and start an argument with material like that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:56,
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"I'm not fussed what her and the rest do with her time or how they make money."
Thank goodness for that, imagine how upset you'd be if you were fussed. Ah hang on, apologies, I just assumed you were the same poster and only just noticed the different username. Why the fuck are you climbing into bed with that cunt?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:53,
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you seem a bit triggered, is everything alright?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 23:59,
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I suspect the root cause is loneliness.
We should probably approach these worthless cunts with a touch more kindness.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:58,
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Cherry picking data isn't very scientific.
Judith Hann was a bigger face of 80s science than most of those.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:26,
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And Rachel Riley was Carol Voldemort, or something.
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hYpe is puzzled as the oyster ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:40,
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She was fab but I cherry picked to show stereotypes. Could have picked Mary Beard who my mum also likes.
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:29,
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That's a piss-weak argument, and a pathetic attempt at a non-climbdown while simultaneously not disavowing your original dog-whistle.
Fuck off back to the incel manosphere, i.e. /links.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 19:59,
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It's not an argument. I was trying to make more of a statement that when I was growing up most of science was presented by eccentric white men. While today there is a lot of attractive and intelligent women. If it hasn't come across that way then that isn't what was intended. I use B3TA to amuse myself or to get into arguments.
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 20:40,
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i think any kind of adult discussion triggers porcs, it reminds him of mummy and daddy fighting
don't take his abuse too seriously. it seems a reasonable point you're making. there's a lot more women in science, in science presenting (and a bunch of other areas like politics than there used to be)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 0:16,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:45,
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It's a proven fact*
That you learn more while masturbating. *Possibly
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Pompey Monkey ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:38,
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We also have Brian Cox and Jim al-Khalili
I do think Hannah Fry overdoes the breathy sexy thing a bit; she's like a maths Nigella Lawson
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:16,
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I can honestly say
that I've listened to Fry for years and "the breathy sexy thing" is a brand new concept to me. Never noticed her doing anything of the sort. Got any unambiguous examples?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:54,
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All her YouTube shorts!
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:45,
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I'm checking her shorts as I type this.
I can sometimes hear her taking a breath, is that what you mean? If I'd ever noticed before (doubtful) I'd probably just put that down to bad microphone use, I hadn't thought to associate sex with it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:33,
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Professor Suzannah Lipscomb
is the Nigella of the TV historians.
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davyclam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:29,
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You said Cox
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:38,
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there is one common theme
magnus magnusson, patrick moore, and heinz wulff are all dead. this means they can no longer educate anyone muppet
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:23,
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Don't forget the Pikey!
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Pompey Monkey ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:36,
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Hey guys!
whatcha all talking about today?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:32,
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Essentially it all boils down to class war.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:33,
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English v maths departments?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 23:08,
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I once knew an unemployed Polititics lecturer
he had no class
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 23:30,
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Patrick Moore, Hannah Fry, and Carol Vorderman
Who's the best kisser?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 0:37,
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More PhDs in the modern column than the left.
It seems that standards are rising. Despite appearances to the contrary...
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xaer0mancer ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 1:21,
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the monocle count is way down, however
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:47,
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hYpe is puzzled as the oyster ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:32,
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Ha!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:06,
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Ha ha !
for the win \o/
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:17,
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Almost certainly
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:14,
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Just disable JavaScript
Works for Newsquest sites, which are such badly-written lazy drivel that I can't believe anyone pays for them
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:23,
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Not even a 'please enable js check' server side
What a bunch of amateurs
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:30,
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:)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:26,
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This is fantastic stuff.
FP this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 20:05,
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 1:07,
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Yikes!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 9:04,
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Going to land in a hole lot of trouble.
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hYpe is puzzled as the oyster ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:31,
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She's smiling though
Kinky minx
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:24,
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Her name's not Sarah
It's Sheela Na Gig.
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davyclam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:31,
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Kirk is much more rugged than that city fop
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:05,
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My sister had this annual when I were a nipper. Found it in a charity shop for £3. Had to ‘fix it’. Another childhood memory destroyed, *job done*.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 0:08,
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Is the green stuff weed? Is it inside the bong?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 0:45,
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Takes some suction to do that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 1:47,
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This is your drugs on drugs
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 6:04,
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I don’t know I’m not Cheese and Chong
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 6:59,
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Relax dude, it's just a dream !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:18,
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Grand Theft Hot Hatch
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 9 Mar 2026, 21:56,
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DILBARO MEMORANDUM: The Voyages of Imogen Poots aka No Juice for Jovian// Penultimate Fuckry IV
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Debriel Mancovis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why ,
Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:46,
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, Trouser
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 9 Mar 2026, 20:36,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 10 Mar 2026, 1:02,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 9 Mar 2026, 17:44,
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We live in a world full of marvel
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Mon 9 Mar 2026, 13:27,
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