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[challenge entry] Jesus & the Jazz Flute: Baby-Making Music

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 13:21, archived)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Deliverjew?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] miracle #34
(Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 4:53, archived)
# AI?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 6:47, archived)
# Why is there a Phoropter in the middle of the shop floor?
Oh right, AI bollocks. Depressing to see long-time members giving in to it.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:31, archived)
# Slopticians
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:41, archived)
# The optics of this are terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)
# it's a tad unseamly
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 2:24, archived)
# Cheer up :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:05, archived)
# pecsavers
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:05, archived)
# Teaners
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)
# oticians
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)
# alright "the Jawas"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:19, archived)
# Yo Jesus, can you stop healing people, we're trying to make some moolah here, you cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Juice McGregor NO JUICE FOR JAVIERL, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:43, archived)
# don't Claude me bro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Roll up, roll up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 19:45, archived)
# He has a wheat intolerance.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Shaves
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] PIP application rejected: applicant can stand with the aid of suitable appliances
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:09, archived)
#
snort
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Returns done in three business days
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:21, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:53, archived)
# It's an automatic, not a manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)
# Eeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)
# “Yes, the purchase records are correct.”
“Yes, 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish to feed 5,000.”
“What do you mean, you’re opening an investigation?”
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Influencer

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:06, archived)
# Jeebus Manosphere
The most popeular male influencer on the planet #Looxmaxxing4CHANTate

I was today years old when I discovered b3ta hashtags #fart
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:19, archived)
# I CAN SEE UR HOUSE FROM HERE LOLS
(rogerzilla, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:15, archived)
#
SINfluencer!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:51, archived)
# "Ugh, fingerprint unlock doesn't work with all this blood"
And neither does the face unlock with this crown of thorns!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:54, archived)
# Cross fit
Jesus Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Saves And So Can You

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeebus Manosphere Fixes Your Latimus GAYSAI

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)
# do you even fucklift tho
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:57, archived)
# :-)
Could have used sticky strips instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:01, archived)
#
I'm not made of money
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] We also do the body of Christ edibles.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:49, archived)
#

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(rogerzilla, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 7:25, archived)
# epique
which one of you did the one with donald and the dauaghter stuck in the prism from supermans, huhs? cos that one were fkn genius, that!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta 2026 game
see diddy wok like a baby(just it joke)
(fxs1400, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:48, archived)
# not clicking that
could be a virus
(piss and shit, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)
# Moses tabulature for guitarists who can't read music
(rogerzilla, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 7:19, archived)
#
(lumpytesticle, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 15:12, archived)
# In honour of the worst ever Wrestlemania.
fuckthehulkhogan
(xaer0mancer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 12:48, archived)
# looks a bit like a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)
# he can ding a ding dang
my dang a long ling long
iykwim
(ozof, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 21:27, archived)
# i don't
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:51, archived)
# Gan on, man, free yeh mind, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 19 Apr 2026, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Your own Personal Jesus

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 8:19, archived)
# You need 53787 for Jesus, 91616 doesn't work though you could get z-o-o so it might work for Noah
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 9:32, archived)
# It would be a miracle if you get through on that number
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)
# He does have form for miracles.
(xaer0mancer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 13:00, archived)
# you lot
have always been the best !
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Peas be with you.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 19 Apr 2026, 7:47, archived)
# In the beginning was the word, and the word was with Gouda, and the word was Gouda.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:05, archived)
# Cheese and rice
Superstore!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:56, archived)

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