It wasn't 'pop' in the end, was it.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 13 Jul, 22:30,
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CHEGGERZ LOVES CUNT (ITV2) 15:00 Every Wednesday until the End of Time (Rated PG13) // she's_driving_me_wild_mpg
CHEGGERZLOVESCUNTlivefromlisbon_CUNT-QUERY
Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 22:50,
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Cheggars Goes Crazy Eights Bonkers With His Drill And Sex
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 13 Jul, 23:02,
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Apparently he can pound a hole through a porcupine.
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Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 23:04,
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just found out cheggers died in 2017 :(
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Tue 14 Jul, 14:02,
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oh......too soon?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 14 Jul, 19:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Comedy Art"){kind=small}
DAMN YOU DRE DREXLER! (Ft Gewebe by Kandinsky unt thirty-seven pineapples)abbabass/
Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 21:45,
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Kudos on those sweet smooth gorn animations btw, very smooth, almost too smooth. Like liquid smooth, so smooth.
Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 22:00,
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omg i love brbgornjamescagneyhotstepperloljapes
PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Tue 14 Jul, 0:58,
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Someone's in the Wolf (So glad, you could, stay forever) Ft Trump Reprisal unt Victorian Psycho (2026).nsp
Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 22:22,
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goatbrainmcgillercuddy.gig (soifoundmyselfinthesun.gif) // california's alright //
Dux McGregor The Ventures of Dux McGregor,
Mon 13 Jul, 22:41,
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The dove from above!*impentrable 90s nonsense*
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fross Read your email on,
Mon 13 Jul, 14:04,
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Assume they have extended the detained in custody time to 36 hours then..
( hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly,
Sun 12 Jul, 23:37,
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Sort of...One was a not-so-secret homosexual and the other was a not-so-secret virgin?
Presumably in the coming weeks/days they will be joined by another who was a not-so-secret tortoise. (Or that's already happened and he's been 'shopped out because of the coverup.)
I fail to see where the wardrobe comes into it.
(Presumably in the coming weeks/days they will be joined by another who was a not-so-secret tortoise. (Or that's already happened and he's been 'shopped out because of the coverup.)
I fail to see where the wardrobe comes into it.
jonbob loves you,
Mon 13 Jul, 1:57,
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Another word for wardrobe is closet.I think they were both clearly on the LGBTQ+ rainbow, both clearly in denial and closeted, and both hypocritical right wing demagogues.
He was clearly a bit B if not fully G. She was possibly L, certainly very Q, ostensibly A.
I wonder if a radioactive Tatchell has bitten someone recently.
(He was clearly a bit B if not fully G. She was possibly L, certainly very Q, ostensibly A.
I wonder if a radioactive Tatchell has bitten someone recently.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 13 Jul, 4:43,
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A wardrobe is furniture. A closet is architecture.I was in fact being facetious. Of course they were both contemptible, hypocritical cunts, but I doubt that Ann was an “A”. I think it far more likely that she merely could never find anyone willing.
( jonbob loves you,
Mon 13 Jul, 6:56,
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She literally said that sex was of no interest to her, hence ostensibly A. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 13 Jul, 17:30,
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"Be careful, that's the way you get sued"
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote,
Mon 13 Jul, 8:40,
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Neither of them are going to be suing anybody now. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 13 Jul, 17:30,
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In fairness Honchcrow already looked like a 70s blaxploitation meme even before I helped it along a bit.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 14:50,
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Did you know you can reply to yourself?You've been here nearly 22 years so I expect you probably did.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 12 Jul, 16:46,
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maybe if they were reposts I wouldall new fresh content here.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 17:47,
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I occasionally dabble withpiriton.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 18:53,
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Mathematicians gotta start somewhere, preferably in infant school.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 13:52,
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DAMN CAT. I'M ALWAYS LOSING THAT DAMN CAT!(What?)
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He...he's on my head isn't he?
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He...he's on my head isn't he?
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 14:15,
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He's the fellow that played one of those electronic instruments that make weird noises, isn't he?Fermat's last Theramin.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 12 Jul, 18:51,
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Inventors: No, no, it was a good 'idea'. We just made it more...*effective*.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jul, 13:01,
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The brain has farted; you may return to your business(-es).
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 11 Jul, 10:28,
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Looks like Taggart needs to start a MURDER ENQUIRY. Luckily, according to the Guardian, the suspect is described as a 'White Male'. So he should be very easy to find, as there is so many of us. Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 10 Jul, 16:32,
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It was according to the policewho sadly need to tell us because there's a lot of fascism about, and the murdered woman was a spokesperson for the fascist party whose members are very eager to have race riots.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 10 Jul, 19:00,
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The suspect was described as 'Like the colour of a cold January evening'
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 10 Jul, 19:16,
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How about, all the white males who didn't do it, hold your hands up now
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 10 Jul, 22:52,
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sorry to butt in, off-topic, but I need to knowwhat do I do with the heads now?
( PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Sat 11 Jul, 2:35,
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Rule #1 Pedro, don't let them try to make friends with you mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Jul, 2:36,
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Dude! I'm watching season 1 episode 1 of Miami Vice.
( PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Sat 11 Jul, 3:04,
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'Eddie... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Epic scene
( PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Sat 11 Jul, 3:11,
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I couldn't even get my pinky up the neck hole :( PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Sun 12 Jul, 3:13,
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Now you just listen to me mister, you can do anything you set your mind to! I firmly believe you could FIST barbie's neck hole if you set your mind to it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Jul, 23:55,
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Not after that threesome incident with Skipper and Ken
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PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Mon 13 Jul, 0:37,
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HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU I AM NOT CRASS ENOUGH TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS YOU WHO SHOVED BARBIE UP YOUR ASS PAST THE ARMS SO THAT JUST THE LEGS WERE STICKING OUT mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 13 Jul, 15:57,
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and then squatted so her feet were touching the ground and then jiggled about pretending she was going for a walk mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 13 Jul, 16:01,
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"Come on Barbie, let's go to the dog park!" jiggle jiggle jiggle mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 14 Jul, 0:05,
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apply limesthen shove them up your arse?
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 11 Jul, 2:36,
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Spot the Cunt.Seems to fashionable to wish suffering on people, maybe you'd be happier in Mediaeval times. Infant mortality, smallpox, no pain relief, you would love it. Always the same type of people who say these things.
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Fri 10 Jul, 12:39,
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Oh, fuck off. She was a hateful old bitch.Opposed abortion and was a member of the Pro-Life All Party Parliamentary Group and the SPUC.
Opposed assisted dying.
She voted against equal rights for homosexuals 15 out of 17 times. The other two times she just didn't show up.
She was an enthusiastic supporter of conversion therapy.
She supported a reintroduction of Capital Punishment.
She was a climate-change denier.
She believed in the efficacy of homeopathy and supported a parliamentary motion in favour of it (didn't cure the old bitches cancer though, did it?)
She defended the use of 'Golliwogs' when referring to rumours that Brexit campaign funds were being diverted away from Plymouth during the 2019 General Election.
She compared Brexit to a colonised country staging an uprising against its occupiers.
About the only positive thing she did in her horrible little life (besides dying) was being in staunch opposition of Fox Hunting - which is frankly fucking surprising considering how backwards all her other views were. But kudos to her for that, I suppose.
She was a cunt, and the world is better off without her in it.
(,
Fri 10 Jul, 14:02,
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Opposed assisted dying.
She voted against equal rights for homosexuals 15 out of 17 times. The other two times she just didn't show up.
She was an enthusiastic supporter of conversion therapy.
She supported a reintroduction of Capital Punishment.
She was a climate-change denier.
She believed in the efficacy of homeopathy and supported a parliamentary motion in favour of it (didn't cure the old bitches cancer though, did it?)
She defended the use of 'Golliwogs' when referring to rumours that Brexit campaign funds were being diverted away from Plymouth during the 2019 General Election.
She compared Brexit to a colonised country staging an uprising against its occupiers.
About the only positive thing she did in her horrible little life (besides dying) was being in staunch opposition of Fox Hunting - which is frankly fucking surprising considering how backwards all her other views were. But kudos to her for that, I suppose.
She was a cunt, and the world is better off without her in it.
A lot of your examples are pretty mainstream in UKPossibly not among your associates.
(,
Fri 10 Jul, 19:57,
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Or, possibly......You're the one hanging around with a load of sexist, racist, anti-intellectual, homophobic cranks.
I mean- you *are* on B3ta.
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Fri 10 Jul, 23:51,
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I mean- you *are* on B3ta.
You're absolutely right. A lot of those examples *are* pretty mainstream in the UK.But that's generally because we've largely become a nation of brainwashed, doomscrolling, flagshagging fuckwits with zero capacity for critical, independent thought thanks in no small part to companies like Facebook and Tiktok deliberately feeding us inflammatory ragebait in order to keep us engaged with their platforms.
If you were a really cynical/paranoid cunt like me, you might even suspect that the whole thing feels like a collaborative effort by our Sino-Russian pals to destabilise the social cohesion of Western states to ensure we're too busy fighting amongst ourselves to successfuly defend against a hostile incursion and subsequent occupation of the country.
But I can understand why people might find that to be a controversial take.
(,
Sat 11 Jul, 6:21,
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If you were a really cynical/paranoid cunt like me, you might even suspect that the whole thing feels like a collaborative effort by our Sino-Russian pals to destabilise the social cohesion of Western states to ensure we're too busy fighting amongst ourselves to successfuly defend against a hostile incursion and subsequent occupation of the country.
But I can understand why people might find that to be a controversial take.
Actually I agree with that bitstill think your comment is crass and demented.
(,
Sat 11 Jul, 17:30,
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Is this from a list you've memorized or is it one of your tattoos? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 10 Jul, 22:48,
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I don't know, I reckon it's less to do with being fashionable and more to do with her being an awful bigot who hated everyone including her Christian church for allowing women priests HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Jul, 14:04,
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"I say I say I sayDid you know that Ann Widdecombe was found murdered at her home in a village on Dartmoor"
"Haytor?"
"Oh yes. And long before she became an MP"
try the veal
("Haytor?"
"Oh yes. And long before she became an MP"
try the veal
unclepills,
Fri 10 Jul, 18:04,
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It's no Gornie Tyler, but it will do! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Fri 10 Jul, 2:30,
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It is kind of nice of you to imagine thatgay people have stronger ankles than straight people, I suppose.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 12 Jul, 16:49,
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Just a pea
Mark Rothko (1959)
laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Thu 9 Jul, 19:02,
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They're already quite experienced in whitewashing Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Jul, 10:14,
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Topical lolz
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PedroHin creating chaos since 1976,
Wed 8 Jul, 20:32,
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