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[challenge entry] high dog saved him a long hot walk i reckon

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# awww sweet-widdle-puppers <3 <3 <3
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[challenge entry] I find your lack of faith disturbing

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# hahaha
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# pffft
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# Needs more BMX gear
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# :D
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[challenge entry]
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# Woo!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 19:36, archived)
# Ich bin ein Binliner!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 23:13, archived)
# It wasn't 'pop' in the end, was it.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 22:30, archived)
# CHEGGERZ LOVES CUNT (ITV2) 15:00 Every Wednesday until the End of Time (Rated PG13) // she's_driving_me_wild_mpg

CHEGGERZLOVESCUNTlivefromlisbon_CUNT-QUERY
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 22:50, archived)
# Cheggars Goes Crazy Eights Bonkers With His Drill And Sex
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# Apparently he can pound a hole through a porcupine.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 23:04, archived)
# can confirm
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:39, archived)
# just found out cheggers died in 2017
:(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:02, archived)
# oh...
...too soon?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] DAMN YOU DRE DREXLER! (Ft Gewebe by Kandinsky unt thirty-seven pineapples)abbabass/

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#
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# Kudos on those sweet smooth gorn animations btw, very smooth, almost too smooth. Like liquid smooth, so smooth.

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# omg i love brbgornjamescagneyhotstepperloljapes
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 0:58, archived)
# Someone's in the Wolf (So glad, you could, stay forever) Ft Trump Reprisal unt Victorian Psycho (2026).nsp
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 22:22, archived)
# goatbrainmcgillercuddy.gig (soifoundmyselfinthesun.gif) // california's alright //
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 22:41, archived)
# This is the content I am here for
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# Beautiful!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Girl with a Pearl Manning

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(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't believe it...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:52, archived)
# Heheh
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:08, archived)
#

(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)
# The dove from above!
*impentrable 90s nonsense*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:04, archived)
# <3
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:53, archived)
# Yes!!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:28, archived)
# I like this
i like this thread
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else noticing a pattern forming here?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)
#
Assume they have extended the detained in custody time to 36 hours then..

(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 23:37, archived)
# Sort of...
One was a not-so-secret homosexual and the other was a not-so-secret virgin?
Presumably in the coming weeks/days they will be joined by another who was a not-so-secret tortoise. (Or that's already happened and he's been 'shopped out because of the coverup.)

I fail to see where the wardrobe comes into it.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 1:57, archived)
# Another word for wardrobe is closet.
I think they were both clearly on the LGBTQ+ rainbow, both clearly in denial and closeted, and both hypocritical right wing demagogues.

He was clearly a bit B if not fully G. She was possibly L, certainly very Q, ostensibly A.

I wonder if a radioactive Tatchell has bitten someone recently.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 4:43, archived)
# A wardrobe is furniture. A closet is architecture.
I was in fact being facetious. Of course they were both contemptible, hypocritical cunts, but I doubt that Ann was an “A”. I think it far more likely that she merely could never find anyone willing.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 6:56, archived)
# She literally said that sex was of no interest to her, hence ostensibly A.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:30, archived)
# "Be careful, that's the way you get sued"
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:40, archived)
# Neither of them are going to be suing anybody now.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:30, archived)
# Where is Mark Henry when you need him?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:37, archived)
# Give her a big hand.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:11, archived)
# In fairness Honchcrow already looked like a 70s blaxploitation meme even before I helped it along a bit.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)
# Did you know you can reply to yourself?
You've been here nearly 22 years so I expect you probably did.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 16:46, archived)
# maybe if they were reposts I would
all new fresh content here.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 17:47, archived)
# Are you on cocaine?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:10, archived)
# I occasionally dabble with
piriton.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:53, archived)
# Mathematicians gotta start somewhere, preferably in infant school.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:52, archived)
# DAMN CAT. I'M ALWAYS LOSING THAT DAMN CAT!
(What?)
......
..
.
He...he's on my head isn't he?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:15, archived)
# The Newton sat on the futon
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# He's the fellow that played one of those electronic instruments that make weird noises, isn't he?
Fermat's last Theramin.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:51, archived)
# topical.
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# Inventors: No, no, it was a good 'idea'. We just made it more...*effective*.
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# The brain has farted; you may return to your business(-es).
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)
# Very good indeed
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#
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# Ha!!
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# RIP and all that

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# Heh
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:48, archived)
# Looks like Taggart needs to start a MURDER ENQUIRY. Luckily, according to the Guardian, the suspect is described as a 'White Male'. So he should be very easy to find, as there is so many of us.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:32, archived)
# It was according to the police
who sadly need to tell us because there's a lot of fascism about, and the murdered woman was a spokesperson for the fascist party whose members are very eager to have race riots.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:00, archived)
# The suspect was described as 'Like the colour of a cold January evening'
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:16, archived)
# Are you suggesting it was Trump?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 20:47, archived)
# How about, all the white males who didn't do it, hold your hands up now
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:52, archived)
# sorry to butt in, off-topic, but I need to know
what do I do with the heads now?
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:35, archived)
# Rule #1 Pedro, don't let them try to make friends with you
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# But can I still marry her?
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:03, archived)
# Dude!
I'm watching season 1 episode 1 of Miami Vice.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:04, archived)
# 'Eddie... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Epic scene
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:11, archived)
# Where the fuck is Huggy Bear
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:16, archived)
# lovely eyes tho
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:36, archived)
# she be my's nao

(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:23, archived)
# ooh baby
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 21:29, archived)
# I couldn't even get my pinky up the neck hole :(
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 3:13, archived)
# Get a load of Ed Kemper, over here.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 16:50, archived)
# Now you just listen to me mister, you can do anything you set your mind to! I firmly believe you could FIST barbie's neck hole if you set your mind to it.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 23:55, archived)
# Not after that threesome incident with Skipper and Ken
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:37, archived)
# Ken is dreamy
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 1:34, archived)
#

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# HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU I AM NOT CRASS ENOUGH TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS YOU WHO SHOVED BARBIE UP YOUR ASS PAST THE ARMS SO THAT JUST THE LEGS WERE STICKING OUT
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)
# and then squatted so her feet were touching the ground and then jiggled about pretending she was going for a walk
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)
# "Come on Barbie, let's go to the dog park!" jiggle jiggle jiggle
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 0:05, archived)
# apply limes
then shove them up your arse?
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:36, archived)
# The neckhole is the perfect size for shagging.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 5:57, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 3:14, archived)
# Very sad to hear that her battle with lung cancer was so short.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 10:16, archived)
# Spot the Cunt.
Seems to fashionable to wish suffering on people, maybe you'd be happier in Mediaeval times. Infant mortality, smallpox, no pain relief, you would love it. Always the same type of people who say these things.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 12:39, archived)
# Oh, fuck off. She was a hateful old bitch.
Opposed abortion and was a member of the Pro-Life All Party Parliamentary Group and the SPUC.
Opposed assisted dying.
She voted against equal rights for homosexuals 15 out of 17 times. The other two times she just didn't show up.
She was an enthusiastic supporter of conversion therapy.
She supported a reintroduction of Capital Punishment.
She was a climate-change denier.
She believed in the efficacy of homeopathy and supported a parliamentary motion in favour of it (didn't cure the old bitches cancer though, did it?)
She defended the use of 'Golliwogs' when referring to rumours that Brexit campaign funds were being diverted away from Plymouth during the 2019 General Election.
She compared Brexit to a colonised country staging an uprising against its occupiers.

About the only positive thing she did in her horrible little life (besides dying) was being in staunch opposition of Fox Hunting - which is frankly fucking surprising considering how backwards all her other views were. But kudos to her for that, I suppose.

She was a cunt, and the world is better off without her in it.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 14:02, archived)
# A lot of your examples are pretty mainstream in UK
Possibly not among your associates.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:57, archived)
# Or, possibly...
...You're the one hanging around with a load of sexist, racist, anti-intellectual, homophobic cranks.

I mean- you *are* on B3ta.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 23:51, archived)
# You're absolutely right. A lot of those examples *are* pretty mainstream in the UK.
But that's generally because we've largely become a nation of brainwashed, doomscrolling, flagshagging fuckwits with zero capacity for critical, independent thought thanks in no small part to companies like Facebook and Tiktok deliberately feeding us inflammatory ragebait in order to keep us engaged with their platforms.

If you were a really cynical/paranoid cunt like me, you might even suspect that the whole thing feels like a collaborative effort by our Sino-Russian pals to destabilise the social cohesion of Western states to ensure we're too busy fighting amongst ourselves to successfuly defend against a hostile incursion and subsequent occupation of the country.
But I can understand why people might find that to be a controversial take.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 6:21, archived)
# Actually I agree with that bit
still think your comment is crass and demented.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:30, archived)
# Is this from a list you've memorized or is it one of your tattoos?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:48, archived)
# Lol!
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 5:57, archived)
# I don't know, I reckon it's less to do with being fashionable and more to do with her being an awful bigot who hated everyone including her Christian church for allowing women priests
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 14:04, archived)
# Forgot about that one.
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# Wasn't me, btw.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:06, archived)
# I doubt anyone here is 26
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:32, archived)
# It’s the murder of fascists that keeps me looking youthful
(, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 6:36, archived)
# Found one, what do I win?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)
# we're all winners here, cheers
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 11:50, archived)
# "I say I say I say
Did you know that Ann Widdecombe was found murdered at her home in a village on Dartmoor"
"Haytor?"
"Oh yes. And long before she became an MP"


try the veal


(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:04, archived)
# lol
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#
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# It's no Gornie Tyler, but it will do!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 2:30, archived)
# Smooth as fuck all.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 5:17, archived)
# Try Germoloids
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#
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# a bit gay
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# It is kind of nice of you to imagine that
gay people have stronger ankles than straight people, I suppose.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 16:49, archived)
# From all of the mincing & prancing.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)
# Didn't work for Conor's knee though.
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#
-a bit
+full on
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:35, archived)
# Seriously, try Germoloids.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:46, archived)
# obv
(, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a pea

Mark Rothko (1959)
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# Very nice
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# Works well :-)
Woo!
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#

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# Gonnie Tyler
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# Bonnie Dieler
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# Bonnie Tie-Dye
(, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 15:24, archived)
# now we need Gornie Tyler.
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# Hey!
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#
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#

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#
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# “…which C best describes the grifter Nigel Farage?”
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# Cloaca!
It's when they're a fanny *and* an arsehole.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:51, archived)
# …or the Gold Run as it’s also known
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# They're already quite experienced in whitewashing
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# Topical lolz

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[challenge entry]
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