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# HELP!!
Am running for a position within my student's association as vice president in charge of Communication. All the websites are crap - any suggestions for mine? I like giraffes...
(bumblebee, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)
# Hehehe
The inclusion of the "I like giraffes" made me re-read this in Ralph Wiggams voice. And verily did I laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# you can use my giraffe anim if it's any good to you!
(see below)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:52, archived)
# Giraptors are better..
click on my name to see one
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# this bear walks in to a pub...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)
# thats
really nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Help!
Hi could some1 please tell me how to put pictures on the msg board pls?
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:34, archived)
# FAQ you
I asked that yesterday and if I've learned anything then this might help you. But it might not work.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)
# cheers
thanx i'll give it a go!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# I posted this in the wrong thread before..


I actually own this.
(idgaf.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Eek
Scary. Is the glint in his eye real, do you think? Cos it definitely makes him look like he's thinks he's about to impregnate somone.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Satellite picture of the earth
From ANY satellite? Well, most of them...
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# they
havn't got the one that reads my mind........
(redifusion, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)
# I have
and you're thinking of Marmots. Or penguins, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# Yay!
Mr P loves us all!!!!
(redifusion, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Sick Rick
Rick is certainly a sad creature
(jetsetwilly, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)
# anyhoo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)
# Yes
V Good. Top marks. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# yay
Wow and flutter.
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:39, archived)
# v
good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:45, archived)
# Best
one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)
# That's
Marvellous..
clapclapclapclap
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# you're too kind
no really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)
# ANY TAKERS...
For photoshopping this baby... ooo I'm shakin' with excitement!

(bazzalite, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:20, archived)
# reminds me of...
Wino
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Posted this
a whie back.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:41, archived)
# Special Brew!!
Shallabowwwww, haw he hawww..

whars his bottle of buckfast!!
(Jamsie, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Sorry to post that again,
just reminded me of old Shakey, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)
# sorry, i only have Paintshop Pro
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)
# Urm...
PSP7 is just as good as photoshop for most b3ta uses, so thats really no excuse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:17, archived)
# kitten masturbator
erm, I don't know if this has already been posted (ages and ages ago) but there's a whole host of those things in the 'god kills a kitten' thing here.
(dog_face, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Took me a bit longer than expected :)
fuckfuckfuckfuck
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)
# It was worth the wait, mind!
The basque really suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Good job - it
was a bitch to get off.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:41, archived)
# Bravo
Good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Bob Ainworth
the "drugs minister" is the spitting image of Johnny Vegas.
Nothing better than a fat, unhealthy alchoholic telling us not to do drugs.
(Jesus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Ugh.. i knew it was big...
But..LOOK! it's almost as big as this guy!

(Jamsie, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)
# Sorry, but I'll have to get the lawyers on this one...
These guys put out a copyright on the letter X years ago, and they ain't happy about this...

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Someone should tell him
that his controller isn't plugged in.
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Nah...
...he seems to be having a good enough time as it is. Leave him be, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister Al, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# Any of you seen this one?
Idiot in Borneo Can't work out if it's bullshit or not, to be honest.

If it's real, he's a stupid cunt. IMO.
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)
# she's 100 you know
inspired by earlier picture.

-David
(HoTWire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# another
(Dean, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)
# Good...
but you forgot the bit with mr pink hiding like a little girl...
(icedragon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)
# reassuring giraffe says:
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)
# Lovely...
I feel really calm now.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)
# So that's what happened
to Bobby McFerrin, I always wondered.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Yes...
but that was before he got hit by an Iguana biplane.
(OtaKuno, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)
# Frank the cat is evil!
Frank The Cat is evil. I have proof. Just look into those eyes!

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# Arrrrghh!
Scary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)
# Is he as evil as MANGO?!
(idgaf.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)
# Rathergood.com needs a favour
Hi chaps- in a week's time I'm going to lose a bit over half my bandwidth, which is mostly used by several flash virals. Each of them individually is handleable, but together they would sink my server. Is there anyone who could host a couple of them? If I could disperse them I could keep rathergood running, and as I say, each individual one is not too much of a load (some more than others).

Anyone fancy helping me keep rathergood alive?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# I'm sure I can host one or two.
Drop me a line - but remember that I replied first, so I get dibs on the best ones!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:48, archived)
# Bagsy Cliff!
How big is it?
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Thanks chaps
cliff is tiny - 60k - the problem is with the frightened boy and the blode series really, which are much bigger and can get a lot of traffic. manic - email winging its way to you now.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# my website doesn't mind having crabs
About 1gb / month if it helps.

[email protected]

You'd have to tell me what to do though.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:56, archived)
# no probs!
drop me a line at <lard at glastonbridge dot co dot uk>

not too much load tho, cos it'll have to be from my uni server!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)
# I can take
1
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)
# Does anyone have enough owner ship
of the web server that they use that they could do some mod_rewrite stuff to do some dynamic proxying for Joel, that way we could spread the load even lighter by redirecting each request off to a bunch of different places. That way folks could take the whole lot and the proxy server would just choose you at random. I'm think randomised plain text mapping here Woo tech clicky
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)
# ooh super high technology solutions
woo. by the way mr tea, have you seen your little thimble of tea on the front of rathergood sporting his blode t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:41, archived)
# or just a javascript page,
that forwards to a randomly selected mirror site?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Yip, email me
at [email protected] with the details
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)
# My Definition of hell
Is editing and optimising someone elses Dreamweaver generated HTML.

-David
(HoTWire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)
# I always do my own HTML manually
but then you could argue that my websites look like shite.

And you'd have a point.

Use this information wisely!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# :D
So do I,.. currently recoding this :
www.nhsdirect.wales.nhs.uk
by hand :)

And trying to think of a nice new image to make.

-David
(HoTWire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Well
doesn't look TOO bad. But then I know the sort of tag-soup that HTML generators create.

Frontpage is the most evil methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# i particularly liked
the use of
"img src="images/shim1.gif" width="3" height="3" alt="*""

very creative...
(poohpot, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)
# My definition is more like
someone hammering two blunt 9 inch nails through my bollox's while setting my bell end on fire:)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# my definition
is reworking someone elses 1500 line asp page..

thing_2(x-1) = thing_1(y+2)
etc etc what???
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:20, archived)
# heh
my fave is "for things in thingy do..."
(twelveways, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:49, archived)
# andrew washington lives on!
if you are feeling sad about the demise of his site then check here: web.archive.org/web/20010928140624/www.andrew-washington.com/
(sir_mick_jones, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)

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