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# humour amongst fruit wasn't very well developed!

click for biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# That is a truly apple-ing pun!
But it has made me laugh muchly. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)
# That's ...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# fucking ace!
haha
(tags)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Naughty apples
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Brilliant!
Spat my fag out.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# That's lovely...
...reminds me a bit of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Core !!
they aint half ap-peel-ing !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)
# .
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)
# um
either remove the size from the tags or make the image smaller or somethink
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# You should
just make it a clicky. do you know the tags for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)
# nope...
made it a little bigger instead
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I'm too lazy
to type it all out. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# ahhh, memories...
.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)
# ooooohhhhh.....
i spot a meme
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# ah...
good ol' 3.1. those were indeed the days...
(otis grahm, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)
# cheeky
sod
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)
# i would
the kaiser is back :D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hva'så der?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Jeg forstar ikke!
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)
# haha!
you know a bit danish???
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I was speaking norwegian
but that's about all I know
it's great for bluffing though ;)

åååå
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# You're Norwegian???
8O
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)
# no, the only norsk I know
is "I don't understand", "I'm sorry" and "suck hairy horseballs"

which is helpful
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# the essential words :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# hybelkaniner?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# hesteballer
I was informed

but they could have told me the norwegian for "your all gay"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)
# i only know one norwegian word :
finsprit
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)
# all crounching badgers are norwegian?
..there can be only one!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hehe
godt at se dig igen :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# i lige måde!
var det godt på hawaii???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)
# det var for vildt!
..er desværre ved at miste farven.. er
desperat nok til at overveje solarium!
eller gifte mig med en indfødt pige :D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# vælg det sidste!!!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)
# en seriøs overvejelse!
bliv gift med en sød polyneser & bliv surfbums..
2 ting på en gang! :D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)
# yeah!
så kan man vel låne et halvtag hvis man dropper forbi?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)
# "mummy what are they saying?"
"I think they're saying that everyone here is a slut"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# ssshhh!!!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# NO!
we only talk behind peoples back in english.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)
# yup!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# sæføli
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# yay!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Mi gata gorda es roja...
...oops. Wrong language.
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)
# In case this was missed
because of a very LONG post by a member who will go unnamed cough::bitchpapa::cough. Here it is again.

clicky please
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# I
woz 'ere.

It woz great..

:)

edit: Oh I see, errr... that was great too... :)

Erm, arse biscuits....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Jews eat beef.
It's pork they don't eat.
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)
# their beef is with pork

you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# the fries
weren't kosher. I guess a hindu might have been better but I know kosher groups are in on the lawsuit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)
# do you really
have a PhD?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I am working
towards a PhD in chemistry right now but I think I'm going to take a year or two off. I'm not liking the program I'm in and I am getting sick of Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)
# the above was a poor pun
please accept my apologies for any misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# no worries
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I find it simply unbelieveable
they didn't offer up a prayer to Jehovah as they slashed the potatoes' throats
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# and hamsters
- they tend not to eat hamsters either :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# mr & mrs goldstien
down my street are always asking me round for hamster soup....

...or is that chicken?
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Oh yeah - the longest post
it was great
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# aww shucks!
...it wasn't that good...okay...it was brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Hiya
wifey! Did you end up putting your money on Munster or Leinster in the rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Not yet
but I'm going to go for Munster.

I think.

Edit - just done it. £5 on munster to win at 9-1.. Woo! Last of the big spenders me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# You got
9/1? Cool - William Hill were only offering 7/1. I've got tickets for the final 'n all. Hopefully Munster will be there...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Eurobet
They had Leinster at 2-1. Not really worth it at those odds, even though they probably will win. I think Munster deserve it more...
The final will be great with either of them in it. Or both. I'm very jealous...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)
# It's not really
been a great couple of years for Ulster, has it? The backs look shite, frankly :-(

I'm trying to sort out tickets for the Leicester vs Munster QF on April 13th, but they're harder to come by than hen's teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I watched Leicester today
they weren't that good although they won.
Were going to Cardiff for the six nations in March. Probably leave the kids with the in-laws and pub it near the stadium for the day..

Ulster is very sad indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Now it's my turn
to get jealous! I'd love to go to the Six Nations - I'm sure you'll have a great, drunken time ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# this one is a classic!
i was in awe when i saw it the first time!!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)
# did
you know that mcDonalds dont make their money from food - its just a front for a property dealing business - they buy restaurants in prime locations when th market is low, then when it peaks they sell them, then wait for a low etc..
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)
# are you serious?
wow, I never knew that. I learn something new about them everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# yup,
they also use the burger business thing to get planning permission - rather than saying i want to build a restaurant here to sell it in 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# companies suck ass
well just the really greedy companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# No title

no caption
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Talk about obscure ...
Did its paws fall off?

Possibly the first reference on b3ta to a scholarly work on leprosy in the Middle Ages, and its survival in the Åland Islands.

Have a medieval Woo Yay Hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nice nest

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Seal Iron
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hahaa

okay, everybody stay where you are, he's got a big pun
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# gaah!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# that gets
my seal of approval! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Ouch!
That's aweful punnage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
extreme pun!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# ouch!
top shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# hahah
that woo is ace !

As is that film
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)
# The movie is great
and that last scene is creepy!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)
# very very
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# sorry Quelabra, I just saw this when i saw your pic
(Kieren, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Robo
Deacon?
Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Nice clapping,
But what has happened to his beautiful eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i moved the wrong layer by the looks of things
i mean he's looking over there
(Kieren, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# it probably doesn't need saying, but: no reason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# he should have avoided
the chickpea phall I think! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] After a weakness was found in the wing

The mothcorde's were recalled.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# beautiful
but tragically doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# utterly
gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Beautiful !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# bloody hell
an indian moon moth

I had one of them as a crysalis (I was one of THOSE kids) and it emerged one day whilst we were out. It was like having a bird flapping round inside the house.

wooyay to the pic.

[edit] Can I just explain that I had one as a CHILD, I was not a crysalis, the moth was. Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# I remember
when they were launched, all those years ago
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# woo
that is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This species of Zebra
was sadly hunted to extinction.

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# haha!
brilliant! a woo a yay and a houpla to you good sir!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Brilly
umpt !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hehe
nuff said
(Kieren, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# ha haaa!
excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# But generations of huntsmen had their aim dramatically improved!
Simple and brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# That is SUPERB!!
Well done woo! And how are you this evening?
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# ta muchly
very well yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Feeling sorry for myself!
But being here always cheers me up - your pic made me laugh out loud! :o)
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# We all feel sorry for you on here
I mean your affliction of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I went to All Bar One last night
and can you believe they put Cajun spices in their Salmon fishcakes??? You'd have loved them, I should think, but I was reduced to sending the poor waitress to ask if there was anything non-spicy on the menu! Ended up with a very nice pasta dish, but it was touch and go....
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# how inconsiderate
avoid all-bar-one as their beer tastes like poo! mmm cajun chicken :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks for that tip
Think I'll stick to 'whine' tonight! ;) I remember cajun being delicious.... Ah, the memories *slaver*
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)
# hahaah
CM

That is wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Woo²
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)
# brilliant!
a thousand woos!
(otis grahm, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# this is why bassball sucks
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# ?
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Ha!
Very dapper
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# i say!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# unununium is a fabulous name
by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Thank you!
I wanted a name as meaningless as me
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# gorgeous picture
i love that!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Bush
underwent major surgery to avoid the angry mob outside his office
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Heres tonight problem:
1.Do i go to the cinema, and if so to see what?
2.Do i go to a bar.
3.Work further through my VB programmers guide
4.Stare at the walls and cry
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# 5. give maels £500
in cash
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I'm fairly certain
that wasnt one of my options
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# no, no, I'm sure it was
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i watched gangs of new york last night
good but it goes on a bit
(Kieren, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i loved Gangs...
the only bit that really annoyed me was that awful Canadian voice over near the end.
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# i was thinking of
catch me if you can, but i dont want to be seen going to a Leonardo DeCaprio flick
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Its
a Spielberg film though. Di Caprio just happens to be in it. Thats my excuse anyway!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Good
thinking. i'll check the times
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# 6. Make weird shit for b3ta.
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i'd go
for number 4. it's the best use of a saturday night ever.
if you really want to be moved to tears, here is a rough draft of a new tune i'm working on. it's right up your street, honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I'm downloading as
we speak. Does it involve jewellers?
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# er....yes
it's a heartwrenching ballad about a groovy guy and his arduous but ultimately successful quest for the heart of the girl he loves. in the guise of stompy bleepy techno.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i'm still waiting for it to download
are you kidding?

[edit] bloody hell its 8meg!!!!!
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# soz
it's quite long!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# It had better be worth it
im on dialup and getting it at 3k.

as long as it ends in happiness though......
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# shit
didn't realise! em....you might have to imagine the vocals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Would this amount to
me spending a lot of time an precious bandwidth on a instrumental version?
Hmmm? Hmmm?
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yes
it really is stompy bleepy techno...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Go the pub,
Get really pissed, fall over, end up in A&E and get a free perv at all the nurses.

O.k, thinking about it, that may not be worth all the pain..
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I'll join you in number 4

Although a good perv at Jorja Fox on CSI will help me.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# pack your vb book, and go to the pub
later, go to the cinema. after a few beers, you'll not care what film you see. and if it's really shit, you can read your vb book by the light of the exit signs
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Thats not a bad idea
many moons ago is used to sit in my students union reading while i drank
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I'm going for number 4
as I had a crap night last night and I badly need a cuddle. *sniff*
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I know the feeling
You're not the only one...

but instead of taking option 4, I'm off in a few mins to see 'about schmidt'
(Laughing_cow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Well, enjoy.
I'm about to be mithered at by my neighbour - who needs to watch the soaps when you've got it all going on over the road? ;o)
(allergic to curry, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)

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