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# one last spong before bedtime
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Spongs kick arse!
Yey!

Threadjack: I just got back from seeing Puppetry of the Penis. It rocked!
(afrayed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Yay!
I will travel to Melbourne in july. Any B3tans out there that I should meet?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Aaargh!
b3tan to it.
Saved me the time & trouble anyway!
nice spong. Spike says
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# cheers,
and, thanks spike
are you the one on the right?
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Ae
that's K3rry, weevilgirl and myself.
The only three registered b3tans to show although we did have some lurkers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i've not been
to a bash yet, there seems to have been an influx of them recently, just none near me :(
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Not near enough eh?
I think we pulled off the first outside of the UK, but only cos' K3rry happened to be in Auckland.
After the flyer went on the 'blog he did get emails from various other lurkers around the country who couldn't make it..
b3ta shall inherit the Earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Argh CUNTY POPS ON A STICK!
My webspace is still down.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# try
sillychicken.com for free webspace.
(martian, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Nah,
I'll be right for now. It's the first time they've really been down after 5 months of service. I shot them through an email, so they should look at it before May.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Shooting them
may not help.

I got Win2K working. Woo!
(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Ahh nice!
SO, what joint project are we gonna do... Any ideas? I wanna join the next peace march armed with GOLF SALE signs.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Right now
I'm tired, my neck hurts, all my Internet Favourites are gone, my Win98 installation with all its software and preferences is wiped, and most of my new software ain't installed yet. Typical Windows upgrade scenario.

So I'm not actually ready to discuss projects just now. After it's all working again, and I've recovered, who knows?
(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)
# What you need,
Is Melted Tasty Cheese on Toast.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# good luck :)
i hope all goes well
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Thanks for the suggestions
On the positive side, it's all very smooth and stable now, so I'm glad I finally moved up from 98.

edit - but there is a little learning curve ...
(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Yeah,
I've been floating on Win XP pro for a while now, and I just updated to Potatoswap 7!!! PLUS, I've got my new olympus digicam by my side. Only the ice cream truck can stop me now.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Yay!
Photoshop was the first program I installed. My Canon digital camera is here, but I haven't installed the compact flash reader yet. Will do Office XP next, and a few other apps, then I'll be ready to rock and roll!

It's like having a new computer.
(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# did you reg that?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# nope
can't be arsed. wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
(martian, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:40, archived)
# evening sir
good day out yeaterday, despite the horrible, horrible hangover today. Seen the pics?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# aye
and spoon does indeed look bumgay. a good day, and i think that if war happens, it's clearly nothing to do with us.
(martian, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I hear you
not Lycunts is it? they're still up today, at least for now..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)
# lo!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# woo
yay.

good bash?
(martian, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yes it was good fun
bunch a lairy piss heads, got to love em!
I would like to apologise now for my blatent inability to hold my drink.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# 3 simultaneous bashes last night
we should have had a satelite link-up
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Trust me
it wouldn't have been pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# pretty, no
interesting, yes
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)
# All was going well… until the final number.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ha haa!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry


But I like making crap pictures.
(andchapman, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Not quite sure...
...i know whats going on but it looks kinda frightening......
(Clownkiller, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I thought
it was obvious...
(andchapman, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Only obvious
if you're from, or have been to a country that sells squishees/freezies (it's a bit like a hyper-sweet nearly-solid Slush Puppie, guys).
(I helped save b3ta! crgn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:01, archived)
# ooooooh
that was post 808808!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# woo and yay
for palindromic numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Gandalf was never the same after the Balrog Incident


This probably has been done before. Click it for bigger
(unshaven, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I think I smell a bandwagon comin on...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# No, sorry... I guffed

I think thats what you can smell...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# maybe I should add a brown stain to the tutu
you can always blame the wizard then
(unshaven, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] brunswick bowling dog
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] When he realised it wasn't for Sky...
...Rover couldn't figure out why he had the dish.
(Clownkiller, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:53, archived)
# that's
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Aww,
he looks so embarrassed :)
(Mr Flibble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
my mates dog was called lampshade. he was great but he loved to gnaw on his own legs
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# peckers


prolly been done before
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Maybe I'm pissed but that is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Took me far too long
to notice the dildoes.
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:53, archived)
# X Frogs is a Yfrogs
Right. Bye bye Freewebs, hello Lycos.

I think the red x's may have been to do with bandwith shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:50, archived)
# ...
That's..... intresting. *confusion*
(spongery, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Thread...
...waste ?
(Clownkiller, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# 2 words -
thread
waste.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# It's only 2.30
and I've had three beers already. Is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:35, archived)
# yup!
you should have had at least 5 by now!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Only 5
Pah, should be on double figures by now!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Oy you,
how do I check my flibz.com email online?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# connect to the mail server
mail.flibz.com
and enter the username & password I sent ya...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# wont'
let me.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# while your on the subject
I lost my username and password as you sent it to me in flibz. And I am an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# am or pm?
haven't seen your name around lately!
been working too hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Been working my ass
off.
They're firing my co worker on Monday cos since I've been there they realised he does a shit job. LOL!
Oooooh, I got my first ever Valentines present thing on Friday - I'm 28 and have never even had a card.
My boyf bought me a gift certificate to a spa treatment place....... lesbian massage for $60, plus it gives me another $50 to spend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Have another card

better a late repost than never
oh yeah, Koit made one too on Friday, so you better check the spazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I have just finished
the shittest bottle of wine ever and now I'm going to drink some single malt.
Hard life being a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# oooh
good idea - I've got some glenlivet somehwere around here...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ooooooooh!
you'll suffer tomorrow! "never mix the grape and the grain!"
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Rubbish...
Last night - and some of this morning - I was mixing grape, grain and apple. I have been irritatingly awake, cheerful and smug about the young lady I ended up with all day.

On the downside, a direct consequence of this is a plot by my flatmates to have me killed. Ho Hum.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# lucky bastard
the best my 'Old Fettercairn' will manage is a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Is that 2:30am?
If so very bad
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:38, archived)
# urgh! no more beer!
i had a beer on saturday which must have been off, still feeling a bit ill now..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# yeah,
which one of the twelve was it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I think it may have been the tequila
after the 12...
bloody b3tans leading me astray!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Oh yeah,
how was the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:43, archived)
# It was a really good laugh
out of the 10 or so who went 8 ended up staying in Norwich at Jiva/Munkt0n's it was very amusing. And as I'm not used to drinking starting at midday and finishing at 10pm isn't good for me!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I hope you didn't
take advantage of their good nature.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hehe
they are lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:49, archived)
# woo!
it was fun, all apart from being very very ill!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I'm still feeling a bit off
Should have recovered by tomorrow morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# me too
I stayed in bed for ages. although pizza was the best cure.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Tshhhh
It's a disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# gutted
i'm on tablets so i can't have a drink,will you have one for me......please.
(shorty, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:41, archived)
# :'(
I'm the only one here and im very lonely.
(im_a_FREAK!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:41, archived)
# :'(
There must be a reason!
(shorty, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Listen mate,
EvilPixie's already said you'll do yourself more favours if you don't sound like a 13 year old AOL'r who's just discovered chatrooms.....read the FAQ first.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# you really don't get it
do you
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Dammit, girl!
I was just about to start work on a "Have you seen workboresme?" poster, but you've gone and spoiled that idea now :)

As long as you've actually left the house today, three beers is fine, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Owwwwwwww!!!
I just cut my toe open
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:51, archived)
# So now you know
what it looks like inside! Wondered about doing that meself but I stuck to looking at medical books :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# ouch!
that's no fun,
how'd you do it
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I'm at my girlfriends house
cleaning up (she's in Kansas packing up her dead parents house) and smacked the door into my toe. It's bleeding really badly and hurts like a bitch.
I guess I'd better get another beer to take the pain away
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# a-HA! It
was an excuse! Yer 28 WBM, you don't need an excuse to get another beer :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# But it just
looks good at this time on Sunday afternoon.
i'm off to get food. Back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# i'm also 28 and need no excuse to have beer
yay for beer
nay for poorly toes
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I'm 28
and I have beer. So yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I'm 28 and have big fat spliff
*smolder*
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Hope it's
summat nice!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Stop
playing the knife again then :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# blind leading the blind.



i apologize to all the stevie wonder fans
out there
(shorty, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# woo
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hum, night night all...

good night, sleep tight, watch the bed bugs do not bite,
if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew,
into the ambulance, dring dring dring,
fish trousers elephant, in peking,
saw a busy bee, diddle diddle dee...
daddy's an accountant just like me!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# night night
tj: i just checked my referrer logs, and you wouldn't believe the amount of fucking livejournal users who are leeching my, and other b3ta posters' stuff. ugh. updated htaccess to piss them off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I got leeched by a gay
child porn forum once.

That was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# It wasn't
BLISS was it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I would!
I found it amazing to see how much stuff was getting leeched from my site. I've now set it to block all but a few named referrers. Just spotted that someone on fark had leeched one of my images, found it was blocked, and so hosted it themselves! Not sure if that's more cheeky or less cheeky! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# If people like something, then fair enough
As long as they're not claiming it as their own (or, more likely not not claiming it). And most of the people who stamp their names on their work just do it in the bottom corner anyway, making it easily croppable.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# how do you know these things?
is it easy?
(ie could i do it)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# it depends on your hosting
My site is on a server that I have full access to, so I can (and do) run programs to analyse the server logs to see what pages/images have been requested. Some ISPs offer similar things on the webspace they offer. it can be quite interesting (in a dull kind of way!)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I accidentally found out
that my hosts have installed a web stats program on my website without mentioning it. I was trying to create a folder called stats, and it wouldn't let me. so i tried typing that url, and bingo bongo, all the stats a man could possibly need.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# woo
to their ability to distribute such useful information to their customers!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:01, archived)
# yey!
i love meercats!
night night
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# yep, night everyone
I'm off to the americas tomorrow, so hopefully I'll see you all back on the board in a week or so (if not sooner)
and woo for meercats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# that's really
lovely
or I might be pissed, but I think it may well still be lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# dress an animal in clothes
and you can't go wrong :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] dog with amusin nose

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# poor animals
Poor dog.Putting it in advertisment for red nose day.I thought gareth agtes was bad but this is ridiculous.
(im_a_FREAK!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] my first post rat dog
(tomcousins, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:19, archived)
# <img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/cousinstom1/hpbimg/rd.jpg">
slap that in the message part and you're sorted :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Call the rspca
That dogs in prostitution from itsowner.
(im_a_FREAK!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:36, archived)
# wanker
it is my dog u protitue ur own dogs
(tomcousins, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# John and Paul wern't too sure about the new bass player...

Sorry for the punnage. Getting late.
(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Oooooooooooo, just what I've always waaaanted.
You're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)

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