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Hello.

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

hello

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

afternoon.

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whizzbang, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

quack

i love him.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

ohh! did you see his big day?

clicky
it was a beautiful occasion!

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whizzbang, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

isn't it great

when a couple get it together?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

it was only a matter of time...

they were made for each other really!
*sniff*

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whizzbang, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

honey.. stop eating

off the pitchfork, its not sanitary.

'allery

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

From Saturday's peace march:

No 'shopping' required. Is the carrier a b3tan I wonder...?
Sorry if it's already been posted.

(Nosmo King and his Seven Sisters, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

got to be

love it!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

don't think so

there were several of them. the b3ta m3ss3ng3r meet photos are here.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

'Cause I got my first front page before

(rae, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

woo

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

woo to you

have my new "cartoon me" woo yay

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

hahaha class!

(rae, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

ah! but who did it?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

get me Jack Bauer

he'll sort it out. WOO YAY for the pic and for 24 finally being back

[edit] mind if i swipe the building background bit for an anim?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

nope.

go ahead. :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

muchos grassy arse

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

All hail Jack Bauer!

He should have kept the beard though.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

More flying / falling creatures

Superorca

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

I'm going to call it ... ound... gr... ground.... Ground! That's it, "ground"!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

woo yay

for Hitch-hiker's reference :D

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

"Oh no!

Not again!"

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

woo for cloud whales!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

7th

George formby as mussolini....

I`m hanging from a lamp post at the corner of the street,waiting for me to diiiiiee..ohh me...ohh my...ohhh errrkkkkk....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

haha

I like the tag line for tht one

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

oooh

Alexei Sayle joke there :D
you missed St Winifred's School choir.

these are ace posts, though
[edit] and he looks like Gaz Top

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

so this bird comes up to me

and says, Are you mussolini?

so i say... yeh.

she headbutts me, and says, that's for the invasion of crete!

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

Splenidid

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

arf

I love George Formby - I saw him back in 73 on the Isle of White, man it was beautiful.

edit: repost

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

hear about fergie beating up becks?

what a FAcup.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

poor

and i couldn't give a

No offence

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

woo

i hate football too. but its nice when things like that happen :D

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

i like football

and it was a funny story..
I just wanted to use my flying F*** giffy

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

Fucker deserves it

for the Australia match

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

Someone was boasting about the size of their cock earlier

well check out the size of my pianist

and its not even fully upright

/smut

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

argh

............................argh some more

woo

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

i'm just waiting for the

"look at the size of my organ!" pic...

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

*wonders about doing a gag involving the word 'chopper'*

hmmmm google search on axes...

ah sod it

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

surely you'd neeb an oversized

raleigh for that one?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

true

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

hehe

you said pianist

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

Ken's congestion charge was so successful

he introduced a decongestion charge to get out of the zone.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

So bad

yet so good.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

ha!

clever.

london's deserted today, btw. absolutely no-one here. possibly because of roadworks and half-term, but the roads are lovely and clear.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

a-hem...

Nice to know that you're well enough to post, while we slave away like sad muppets here at the office to pick up your slack, badger-boi!

@:)

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packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

Bish bash bosh

whoosh, you came from out of nowhere, whohoa, my glance turned to a stare....

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

I'm really really ill

like
dying here.

*feeble cough*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

yay!

thats good, me likey

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

Tee hee!

Me likes.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

After a recent gig in London,

Christina couldn't figure out the arrival a few weeks later of a Congestion Charge penalty...

(Danabnormal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

mmmm

bum

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

iWood

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

mitoo.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

But shes a ho!

Could get crabs just by looking at her.

(Danabnormal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

*itch*

*scratch*

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

Crabs of Ineffable Wisdom?

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

Whenever I think of crab_bloke

I can hear his croaky voice going "yaay"

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

a la "Blode"?

Joel's become something of a cult figure in our parts.

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

this is all incredibly hypothetical

so does that matter?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

wide load?

~~i would~~ the scrawny tramp!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

didn't notice that before

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

hmmm

very nice, i wud

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

did

\o/

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slight yoinks!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

erm, i'm bored

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

subtle

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

you can see

THE FEAR in his eyes...

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

ooh, I never saw that

subtler!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

worst actor ever!

*FACT*
*edit* like the pic

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves the reeves

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

good use

of the fear

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

its a running theme

for the day

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

13:09

temporal nodule expired

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

I think

I've just worked out what you are doing and it is devilishly clever

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

what?

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

Wahay

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Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

That is

quite possibly the worst poster quote I have every seen.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

which bit?

....

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

notice the crap

use of commas?

"Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!" should be "Two, very enthusiastic, thumbs up!" pff..

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

asdsadsa

dunno.

gallery haha

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

the epitome of American

all he needs now is some bubblegum :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

haha

LOL

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

6th (this is what sleep deprevation does to ya...)

tommy trinder as de gaulle...

ohh youz lucky peoplez....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

Oui Yay

and do you suppose Will Young is his grandchild?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

don't mind me, I'm just wasting a post

to get me closer to a thousand

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

Good

idea

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

Im gonna woo yay the lot of these in one go if i may

simply too good!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

these

are really nicely done - woo to you!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

5th....

arthur askey as ...quess...

Heil you seen my wash board...heil you seen it...heil you seen it...he he...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

oh I say Tye

magnificent seam you've struck here.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

Is that

Robert Mitchum in the background?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

heh

it's certainly his hair.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

woo

yay houpla, and so on

(Not A Robot, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

silly cicken

that is all

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

well in that case, can i say

PISSFLAPS!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

CUNTMONGER!

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

cockchugger

i can see it in your eyes

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

well i

can't argue with that, can i.

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

Antidisestablishmentarianism

cock twat chuff muff baps fanny minge.

(edit: the latter being the rolecall for the Trumpton Rude Fire Department)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

no offence intended

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

THREADJACK!

I've decided the internet is a scary place and I want to go home now*
*Quote ©2003 Canker, under penalty of severe kitten thrashing

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Canker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

I'm

stealing that line.

Edit: gah!

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

Ha!

Try it and i'll get my beagle team onto you.

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Canker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

santas drug habits exposed!

my gallery!! haha

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

that's a little big too big for the board

we try to keep anims under 200k
if you have a larger one you'd like to post you can always link to it

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evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

yay

Einstein a go-go

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

From...

the Tearooms of Mars? Hee!

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

From...

the Tea Rooms of Mars? Hee!

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

Dave's boss always wondered why his productivity was so low...

Sorry it's not as clear as I would have liked but I had to optimise it a bit.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

woo

imagine if air traffic control discovered b3ta 8|

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

Ooh,

I'll have to do that next time there's a major plane crash!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

My mate works for NATS

They're blocked.

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

what's this?

brazilnutomelette?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

dunno

???

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

what's he on about

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

sorry

an experiment went wrong, move along!

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Nope

oyu have to tell us now

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

I'm trying

to reply to posts that don't yet exist, I type a wrong number in..

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

Copycat

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

hehe

hehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

And now,

you look silly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

Jamaica?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

2 in the back

2 in the front

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

Terrible.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

Why the long face?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

I don't mind,

but the feathers tickle my nose.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

heh

nice.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

woo!

'We have a power-down over in sector b3, things are looking good sectors g4-thru j1 and look! A polarbear just stole a penguin! Woo!'

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

Shit,

That is JUST LIKE ME RIGHT NOW on my night shift!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

Crap joke

Sorry, done as appropriately as I could
At least it's not another Daniella Westbrook

Really, I just wanted to see my new icon.

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

goodness

thats a scarily amusing nose

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

yay to your new

icon :)

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

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