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# Well known DJ shafted
(Fluffster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Anyone know...............
...........Where I can download some Themroc? Been after some for months. Now that tart Peppe (or whatever he called) is everywhere in the papers and it'll make me look like a tosser going buying some from a record shop!
(lomofrenzy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Try Kazaa.com
for all your your downloads
(Fluffster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:23, archived)
# is they
split up at last?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Sure have
Bet fat boys wounded.
(Fluffster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Peter Gabriel replaces Haley Joel Osment in 'A.I. 2 - ReGenesis'
(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
#
Yay 3000
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# YES!""""""""!!!!!! so YES""""""""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've dreamt that and done it!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I'm going to have to fire up Fruit Machine Simulator 2
on my spectrum emulator in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# When I was at Uni ther had £200 jackpot machines with 4 reels
I had a dream one night where I saw the 4 reels seperate from the machine, just floating around and they were slowly nudging their way one reel at a time until all 4 7's were in a line.
Then less then a week later I'd got enough nudges on the Cluedo Fruit machine special section to collect autonudges and get all 4 7's, which won me the cashpot (which was at it's maximum of £100)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I had just won £26 pounds on it and it was one where you could choose to play a 10p a go stake or a 20p a go stake
If you did 10p you just used the middle line but if you played 20 you played 3 horizontal lined and also got a repeat chance for the cashpot as a little extra bonus.

Anyone because I'd just won £26 I suddenly switched to playing 20p a go just before I got the special feature and so when I won the £100 cashpot it gave me a repeat chance and flashed YES and NO at me in quick succession.
Ooooh I thought and slapped the button.
Ahhhh, that'll be another £100 then. Nice!
It only gave you one repeat chance sadly or I could have been there all night (on another machine at another time I got over 50 repeats in succession) - Sadly The initial win was only 60p...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Oh Christ
he's off again!

NURSE!

NURSE!
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:01, archived)
# can you imagine though
having a repeat chance for £100.
'How does it make you feel?' - Air
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:04, archived)
# It
makes you feel like you have 200 pound coins desperately trying to encourage your trouser pockets to make friends with your shoes.

I have been saving this for next time someone mouths off but I'l let you have it for answering yourself many times in succession again.
;¬)

Why you no on m3sseng3r?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I usually forget
if i'm on it i don't check there for hours or if i'm not i don't log in for hours until I go to check there and see i'm not there already
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Your keyboard got a few sticky ones?
We all *know* how that happens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Glastonbury latest
www.c3x.co.uk/lmsg/lmsg.cfm I love how it's all in capitals now you can feel the desperation of the last bits of battery being eeked out, like he's fading away and still shouting to be heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:00, archived)
# it's been saying "the vote..."
for far too long. i want to go to bed dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:11, archived)
# and yet
it's only been five minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:12, archived)
# results there now
..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# W/Y/H
woo to K3rry

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:32, archived)
# i downloaded one of churchill's speeches off kazaa
and made this

www.headwindow.com/churchill/

and i didn't even attend the peace rally....
(phantomboner, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I like that
it has hints of "all your base" running through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Unknown DJ takes centre stage..
(Fluffster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ahh that word Bonus!
reminds me of my Fruit Machine days.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)
# no I liked the big fluffy version!
it really added to the mystery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Rex was sick and tired...
of the way his nose would challenge him
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I like that!
You are clearly on medication!

(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Not really...
I do like Tums though
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)
# &
         
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)
# This is a fun game!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i meant
"I like that woo yay houpla" that you made.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I like that response
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# How do I pronounce
your name? 3t2 3t2 3t2?
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)
# its pronounced
aweopuneclgaeunleu, rhyming with "peter".

or in english, "fnord"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Oh it's Fjörd!
Now all becomes clear!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I thought it was
"throat-wobbler-mangrove"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:06, archived)
# So thats where they are
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's the only reason I go to foreign.
Foreign is great for that kind of shit.
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:44, archived)
# that's
easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:48, archived)
# such a smooth talker
and with that I am off up those wooden hills.
night all
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Ken Livingstone unveils his next idea...

(Peripheral Visionary, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# ha
nice one
(phantomboner, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Something you wouldn't expect....
Um, I've only recently discovered this board. Are you still taking images for Doctor Who Monsters, etc.? Actually, this animation (49.33K) was longer, but it was 186K, so the second half is a different animation. Maybe I'll post that (137somethingK) some other time.



(And, yes, I DID drag it down all the way, but there was no .gif at the end. But when I tried it out in a Different browser, it worked okay. Go figure.)
(brucemor, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:37, archived)
# haha
thats great!
The competitions begin on a friday lunchtime, and run for a week (usually). You can tag a post as the last couple of competitions, but it'll only get judged if its posted in the week of the compo. I'm not sure that makes sense, but i know what i mean ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
# lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)
# The electrocatnetic monorail
Elvis found the new monorail which harnessed the power of the airborne cat and inverted buttered toast most speedy
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Oh my god
you must be stopped
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# LOL
That is just fantastic.
(edit: still LOL'ing)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# words fail me
i resort to onomotopaiea:
"WOO" "YAY" "BLAHAHAAHUH?" "WOO!!!"
(world's largest windchimes, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Ooooh!
I found another dapper chap. not as charming, but hey!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:35, archived)
# he's
perfectly charming! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# what a dapper chap!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Yay
putting the Ritz on with the flipper action..
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)
# That
is classy
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Can't get enough of those toffs.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# your penguin has mesmerized me
and i thought that the part of me that was mesmerized by penguins died long ago.
(world's largest windchimes, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)
# that rocks
my world!

can I spazz this - non animated penguin pic?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)
# you may!
I'd not seen that - 'tis rather woo! I pondered giving mine a white top hat too.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# That's a beaut.
Strangely moving.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yes
it's one of those ones where I started thinking 'ooh, that's caught the moment really well. Hang on a minute...'
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)
# penguins
always look like they are doing something amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Itsy bitsy teeny weeny
yellow polka-dotted kitty.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Nice.
Is that a little bow tie?
(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)
# It can be
if you want it to be.. have do to another in top hat and tie now..
I'm just trying to be fluffier after my last post which was really rather horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# It looks like it has a little
disease actually
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Sauron Gets a Bit Bored...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:27, archived)
# That Sauron eh?
Hyperactive. Attention Deficit!
Kids these days - tsh!

[edit - Actually that Sauron looks a bit NSFW from some angles... :)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)
# It's an EYE WREATHED IN FLAME
not a hot vagina!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# i like putting secret messages
(cold, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:27, archived)
# inside
your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:28, archived)
# well
yeah i do that too.
(cold, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I can see them,
and fnords.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:31, archived)
# They're
not *really* invisible are they?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:35, archived)
# no
but they really are secret!
(cold, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
# me likey
it's like life in miniature
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] i was at work and i was bored


ok not funny :-)ill try again after the sailing.
(nickd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:26, archived)
# he goes mad
when he smells cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:25, archived)
# that tongue looks
very tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:26, archived)
# "Field" Agents?

zing?
i blame Little Pixel for my awful pun. you should too.
(world's largest windchimes, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:21, archived)
# But but but...
.....Sirrrrr!....I'm merely an innocent bystander!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:28, archived)
# no one mentions cows
and remains innocent. at least not for long.
-Ancient Chinese Proverb
(world's largest windchimes, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Teehee
You're sillleeeee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Are Cows thrown from Castles
Weapons of Moo Destruction?



So I met this lovely girl on an internet-date last Sunday and it's going really well. Yay for the interweb!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Woo to the double-joke!
*cough* blatant quotationning, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)
# lol...

ni...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Mooo! Cowsmopolitan Advert
(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)
# M***y P****n!!!
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Oh - Have I broken an unwritten
"don't mention M*nty P*thon" b3tan law of yore?
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# or
Mary Poppin!
(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# A Goaty repost For You!
(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:35, archived)
# woo^2
yay^2
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)

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