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# Bugger... these dam kittens always get in the way!!


[I hope its animating ok, as it didn't the first time?!]
(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Yay!
No-Hands is a committed pacifist..



No-Hands Across America
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# RIP Edwin Starr - Star of Winklemans excellent War Flash anim
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/03/1048962856628.html

edwin kept it real ....
(gman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Kitty realized he didn't have his parachute on
just a moment too late
Geronimeooooowwww!
Clicky for biggiiieeeeee

Don't worry, he lands on his feet and walks away
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)
# I love
the look on his face :) Nicely captured.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:56, archived)
# Thanks!
I only had a split second before he fell out
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# This memes so much to me.

Art imitates life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# I
like it!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Thanks kitty :)
I was beginning to despair there for a moment. A true artist is rarely appreciated in his time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# just don't expect
me to give you any money
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# No, not at all.
How about some hot lovin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# \clears throat
where are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# God's Country, Ma'am.
Sydney, Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:06, archived)
# Well darn
that's a bit of a flight from here.

Maybe some other time...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:08, archived)
# /checks his Visa card balance.
Uh, can't afford flights either. yeah. Sorry for getting your hopes up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:11, archived)
# sigh
that's all right

:p
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:34, archived)
# I'm going to bed now
'night!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:46, archived)
# I like the stuff y'all do.


I hope this works.
(majooski, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# not
really
(sndmn, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# your problem being geocities,
they don't allow you to have stuff viewed from ebsites that aren't theirs
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)
# rename the file to
.txt, in geoshites, then it'll work

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I think I've seen that before!
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# I can understand why!


(MantaRogue, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# foo
war!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Got her email address
or any other photos? I need this for....investigative reasons only...
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# yes.
me too.
kimbo and I are on the same...
investigative... team.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# That's just Prince Charles and Camilla enjoying
an anonymous stroll by the Thames. The Blurred out faces are MI5 security personell
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Oh really?
Personally I just wanted to see her boobies
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# those aren't her boobs
she's playing the bagpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# She can play
on MY bagpi...never mind
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# you like big balloons?
How do you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# I especially liked
the two black ones in the foreground! </pervert>
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# hahahaha...
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# woo
some features
(sndmn, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Just cause its a war doesn't mean they can't sing together
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Great balls of fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# yeah
praise the world...
(sndmn, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# If we're updating art for the Iraq war ...

...here's my goya.
Cheap and nasty, I know, but it was done in a hurry.
(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Hi, topical goya pic there
but there's nobody else around on www.clublime.com/test/o8/tankattack/index2.php this at the moment so id we all put our b3ta names in we can play with each other (ooer) it's always more fun exploding people you know.
There's a timeout when it's you're turn of 20 seconds or so so don't flip back to the board while you're playing, the games will only take a minute or so each anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)
# wheeeee
Boom goes the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Well done,
took me a couple of goes to work out what to do, even though the instructions are right there ;P
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Waiting fo a game
So while I wait, heres my interpretation of "Soldier with Iraqis"
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# how strange
my name is in use.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# and
whoever's using it has stopped playing...or...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# i'm locked ina tussle with Zog
3 games in a row now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I was playing you to begin with
then it went odd on me, jus whooped kimbo tho :p
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Just did the same to me, I'm off to bed tho.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# You jus
shanked my jengaship!
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# eeeeeeeee!
a homsar quote!
eeeeee!
I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# BAH!
god you suck Fnord!
what, were born in a tank?!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# I played it yesterday for a bit
So I picked up the angles (i'm a fast lerner) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)
# You sunk my battleship
!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# hee hee hee
ha ha haaa.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Back from a long holiday
and fnar! I beat the Fnord!
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# you beat
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Ah
That's who that was :)

I've been gone over a month, but I notice that the millionth post marker has been broken! Grats to the board! (And to HappyPerson for a nice topical pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Well done
the rest seems to have done you good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# I keep getting locked in games with people
who aren't actually playing.
like mcscruff and kimbo.
and in between I keep beating fnord! :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Er
I'm not playing any more
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I WON!
I killed ya all!!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# damn funny game
nicely won
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# woo!
right down the turret!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# why can't I
shoot myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# no friendly fire?
e-mail them and tell them it's not real enough. I mean we are in the same kind of tanks though, shooting blindly into the distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)
# who
would stack huge bricks like that in the desert?
Are there any natural hallucinogens in Egyptian sand?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)
# war like
an Egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# hehehe
:)

wish I could remember more of the lyrics, maybe I could join in
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)
# all the old war machines
run on tracks
like greyhounds
except on sand you know.

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha
I'm now in a strange place.

crashed as Kallus, came back as Kallus2 and now I can finally kill meself
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# kill your clone!
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# it's
a very persistant mirage
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)
# do any of you remember a QBasic game
where you were a gorrilla, and threw exploding bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# I ate 2 bananas today
didn't see any gorillas though, even online.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I didn't explode
either.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# its just a game
I used to play when I was 8 or 9. Kind of reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# i remember the game
and you could set the wind and gravity, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# that's
the one
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# you just did
what were you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# too true
:) I spoke too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# That game
is SOO cool!
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Again, I'm overjoyed
My post has stimulated much discussion ... but not about my post. Hey ho. My cup run... fucksocks, I'm out of beer
(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)
# probably been done
yes?

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
# it's a
fountain pen?
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)
# badum tish
yay for great puns
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I used to have a pen that had messages in a little window down the side
and everytime you clicked it it would rotate inside and a different message would come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I remember them
I can't recall any of the messages though.
google say's they're still for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# "I have a headache"
"I didn't have enough to drink"
"My ink is dribbling"
"Don't press me again"
"That was nice, do it again"
"Write a letter, why not a few?"
"With pens like these who needs pencils"

(some of these may be made up)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I also remember
with one pen, if u clicked really fast, it made an amusing sentence, primary school memories failing me somewhat. Oh and those damn thick chunky pens with twenty different colours, click click click snap aaargh.

'you are now infected with plague'
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# yeep.
www.greetingpen.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I used to have one with a naked lady in
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I know them
I've got one.

But it was a free advert gag from Raytheon.
The only reason to go to job fairs in this economy is for the toys.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# The Lovechild we all knew would happen....


(MantaRogue, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Aww
it's a squitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# don't make him angry

he'll have your head off
image, he go big if ye click
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)
# woo!
it's a Weagle :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# they
are clearly in awe of his...erm...keepyuppy(?) skillz
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# dribbling.
I know... but it is.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)
# THAT'S
the word I was looking for :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
# You made a reply
last night, but deleted it very quickly!
It made me curious!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)
# me?
what was it?

edit: oh wait, I think I know what you're talking about! it was a reply to fnord,
in the wrong thread. it's still there, just about 5 messages up.
christ. Kaiser sees all! it only took me about 5 seconds to correct that error.
did you just put a big heavy weight on your f5 key?
hey wow nifty cool! to me it looks like all the 5s are in a row. but that's just my font.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# haha!
Well, I just think we share the same view on some things here!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
# what did I say?
what did I saaaay?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Can't remember exactly,
but the word snob was used...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# w/y/h my
dictionary entries for nohands finally showed up!!!
/back patting
/ego
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# *JACK*
where'd the spam go?
EDIT here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# friggin class
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)
# I was just going
to say (before I was so rudely deleted) don't you consider 909 x 666 px of shweaty sackage to be marginal overkill ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# nah,
i might see if the other piccie is less blurred tho

edit: ok, better piccy uploaded
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# The people
demand live streaming webcams....
...and cheerleaders
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# the webcam may happen,
but i might just go for vids, much less hassle.

and if you want special piccies, send me a cheque for £25 and i'll see what i can do ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I was under the impression that webcams
are definitely on the horizon.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# its possible
i'm not too sure yet, i doubt i could do decent streaming, not affordably anyway, so i'm considering doing vids instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# sort of what I meant
...moving pictures, as opposed to still pictures. Who will film this opus?
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)
# yeah, normal 5 sec refresh webcam would be no good
and i really can't afford to sort out proper realtime stuff, so it'll be pre-recorded.

hopefully i'll be able to balance the cam on something at a good angle, not sure i know anyone who'd film it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I'll
do it for 5%, plus damages.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# 5% of?
i almost certainly won't be making any money off this, maybe just a free membership to BME :p
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# If you're not careful
you might get sacked.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# *Groan*
and on that note, I'm off t'bed. See y'all later :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# sleep well
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# This post would have been better applied
if it had been a threadjack and not a threadwaste
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# my dictionary entry....
...is under Beadle.

The bit about the vending machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Anyone remember the Garbage Pail Kids?
Apparently they had a movie that sucked severely back in 1987. The review plus some card screen shots here.
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# yes i used
to collect them("Foul Phil",etc.)
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# but of course.
The trading cards were popular when I was at school
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# I loved those things!
But my Mom never let me have any
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# OMG i
forgot the one named after me!!!(my given name is William,but my folks and sis call me
"Billy";whereas I prefer "Bill")
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
# gosh
that was *ages* ago...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Yay
..the trading cards were around here in the mid-80's, not that my parents allowed me to have such vile things!
..never knew there was a movie, must track it down and watch it

while high
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Just a quick question from a n00b-
What exactly does /coat mean?

Sorry if this is a wasted thread- mleh.
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I'll get my coat..geekified.
It's like "I told a bad joke, sorry"
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I'm American-
guess we don't use that across the pond. Thanks, though.
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# yeah, it's like
"no need to chase me out the door, I'm already going, just getting my coat now"

Very definately a message board / IRC type phenomonon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Or
the fast show.

I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# yes it's like
"/me dances a jig" or "/me shoots meself in the noggin with a bazooka"
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I've noticed many b3ta-isms
is there a master list anywhere? Like the obsession with hummus, /coat, Mind piss-es, etc?
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# There's
one on Flibz.com, sign in and go to the drop-down box -> dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Ehrmm
I put in my username and PW, but it 404's on me... any ideas?
(edit)
I hit refresh and it looks like this-
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Try...
...deleting the Flibz cookie and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# Freak-ey
Just reloaded the page again and it seems fine now...

I blame Mozilla. Crazy dinosaur thing...
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# or simply click
www.flibz.com/dictionary/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# No-one
likes a smartass ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I thought
that linking directly didn't work. I thought you had to log in.
It's that thinking malarkey again, must stop doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# this is a special link for special people
it's not the same one you get from inside the m4tr1x
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Monqui
you're welcomed as the newest user on the flibz home page.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Hoo-
ray!
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I found DogsBollocks put an entry under my
name..that bastard..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# jeeezuz
some funny shitz in that. Have to stop reading it. I'm trying to convince people I'm sick and feeling like shit. If I'm laughing like a loon the act won't be very convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# actually,
I'm pretty sure it originated here at b3ta, and it meant: I'm about to leave work so I'm excused from putting any effort into this post.
alternatively, I'm off for lunch, fleeing the horrendousness of the dogturd I just posted.

it's been around here longer than I have, so what do I know.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# that's an interesting interpretation
Did you ever see Jam? or Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam (Chris Morris' TV versions of Blue Jam)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm
...it was a fantastic experience.

At least i thought it was more of an experience than a program :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)
# I just went off to check
I've got the DVD on pre-order but sadly it isn't due out until 28th April, I was hoping maybe I could get it before Zog came over.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# It came from...
...a British comedy sketch show, called "The Fast Show"

Each week, one of the characters would come in, embarass himself in front of everybody then say "I'll get me coat..." and leave.

It's funnier when you see it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# this is more what I was talking about.



but you've all gone to bed now...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Your first was pretty good
but this one is that much better. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# thanks.
I knew it was the colors that were bugging me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I
see what you've done there. Subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# it makes quite a difference though doesn't it
the subject and first focus is on the Iraquis now, the American appears to be an intuder in the frame of the picture.
(metaphors)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Uh..he looks like the intruder in both..
what with the gun and all..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Ok put it this way, in the first one the man with the baby seems more to be moving towards the soldier
in the 2nd one the solder appears to be moving more towards the man
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# I think it's the exact opposite.
funny, that.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I also think that whatever I was trying to do
I didn't intend for the soldier to stick out like that, but he really does. it looks like a collage now.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Yeah it's all how people percieve them
You could probably do a nice 2 or 3 year study on peoples perceptions of images when given no context only the images themseleves.
Research funded by advertising agencies maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# It's true
I wonder which way round the photo(s) were before he doctored them.

I must say, all the propaganda in this war is starting to get to me.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# i don't have TV
it helps keep me sane
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I hardly watch it meself
but Mrs. GR££DY always had it on, it's like osmosis, only...blunter, more intrusive.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# someone's going
to post that poem again, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# which
poem?

/philistine
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# I think it's actually lyrics
TV the drug of a nation

or something along those lines...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I know the one.
here
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# good job
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Artamnesia posted the originals
they're in the spazz somewhere.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# No,
before the photographer started messing with them :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Yes,
she posted both originals and, below them, the composite.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# No.
I meant before they were published. I mean, who's to say the "originals" are the originals. See? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# yes but he was hypothesizing
that perhaps even those originals (supplied by the nicked photographer) weren't the real originals.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Gosh,
but that would be dishonest...
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I am the first person to flip the image
all the others are the 'correct' way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# you little
genius.

let me do all the hours of work and then flip it around in 5 seconds and get all the credit!

warhol!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# A soldier wouldn't
hold a gun with his left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Even if he were
left handed?
[EDIT]You're right, useful thing to know, that[/EDIT]
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# The weapons are designed to be
right handed, even lefty's use them.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# And
it would look messy on parade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# But keep in mind
that the photo is faked to begin with...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I like
this perspective better...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# it makes the iraqi's
look more aggressive, and the soldier more panicky and defensive. like he's backing up nervously.

the whole thing looks staged anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# it does
at that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
#
Art rocks. I mean seriously fucking rocks.
It's like philosophy put down where you can see and touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# well, we westerners read from left to right
and we see movement and time passage that way too.
so the innate movement in every painting enters at the left and leaves at the right.
so you should see the soldier backing up toward the right and the iraqis advancing from the left, or in the original painting, the soldier has arrived from the left on the scene and is telling the man who's moving the wrong direction in the picture to please take up his place in the right of the picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# That's what I see
except the gun the soldier is holding is kind of disconcerting.

I feel he's more likely to start shooting at random people in Fnord's version.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# argh!
now you say that, I think you're right. There's only one thing for it - don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# It was shopped
which is why the photographer lost his job. I think we may have forgotten that little nugget along the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# You keep saying that...
...but I heard it won some sort of wartime photography competition.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# It is real.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Bed?
But it's not even 11am yet!! :-(
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I like
your effects

woosome
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# nicely done
this ended up looking like something from a 'bible stories for children' kinda book
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# The fierce battle was just beginning!


(MantaRogue, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# no MIIIIIIINE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# NEVER !!!!!!!!!
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I'm getting a sense
of deja vu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Well stop hittin tha bloody rewind button!
*snatches remote control*
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# it's
glitches in the matrix, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# that reply post
is both woo and yay!!!
/hat
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# i thought you were off?
bah anyway i am its late here..

NIGHT NIGHT peoples
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Yes ..
This is my last post ... GOOD NIGHT!!
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# nn
(µ, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# that's
quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# off to class, i leave you with a nice pun

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# hoarse
fly?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# You were instructed ..
.. not to cheat! :-s

.. to go home immediately! Your dinner is ready!
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Confound you sir!
I will not be dishonoured in this manner before my peers. I shall see you on the common at dawn, you may choose your weapon. Good day!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# post edited :-)
I don't wanna get into a fight right now :-)
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Your
retraction is accepted sir.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# I like
the scratchy-throat writing.
(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Um:
Coughing bee?
Coughing bee with nice soft out of focus background?

*animation finishes loading*

Thirsty bee?
Flubee?
Flooby?
To be thirsty?
Flying thirsty?
Dehydrated fly?

I .. GIVE .. UP!

And I'm really going now ;-)
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# let it bee a fly..
*cough* good evening..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# it's late, and I've just finished this...

from the spazz earlier, critics welcome, but please be kind....
(mousemonkey, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# thats quite woo

rather yay

and a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
Sorry - I'm not going to wait for it to finish downloading. I just can't take this anymore. I hate dial up. It is .. crazy! ARGH!

*runs around room pulling hair out*
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# lol
i was forced onto 56ghey yesterday, bloody torture
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Torture?
Hmm - funny you mention that .. watching on TV now about torture chambers in Iraq ... :-(
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# mmmm
propaganda.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Yes - tru
We have torture chambers too .. they're commonly referred to "being stuck at home alone with a 56k modem and an urge to surf b3ta.com for hours and hours"
(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# 56k modem
42k connection
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# bastards...
If I was in an Iraqi toture cell the last thing I'd want to deal with is a 56k modem...or Vanessa Feltz sitting on my face...or Richard Blackwood being 'hilarious'....or Kate Thornton informing me that'she loved it in 1992 because they used a coat hanger and a car battery'...and...
(mousemonkey, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# repost
dialup hates the web

I know I've only been here 2 weeks, so everyone (almost) has probably seen this before, so it is a link

I made it when I was feeling frustrated
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I like it
and the filename too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# How did
You get hold of these pictures of him wearing his summer collection? I dont want to alarm anyone, but there may be a whistleblower or blowers in the room
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# he looks kinda stupid
but nice flowers
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)

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