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This is my foot

and it hurt

(The Butchers will take over the world, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

wow

did you draw your leg hair on by hand?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

Unfortunately,

no, I have hairy winter warm legs

(The Butchers will take over the world, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:30, archived)

What the hell happened

to your second toe?

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:31, archived)

I'm more concerned

about my big one!

(The Butchers will take over the world, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

Did something eat it?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:34, archived)

His name was

Harold and I called him Edward!

(The Butchers will take over the world, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:36, archived)

arf!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:31, archived)

my fruit has been looking at me funny.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)

is that

your own hair? do your bidders on eBay know you're using it for such a purpose? : P

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:27, archived)

urm...

add to the value...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

I hate it

when that happens

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

morning all

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:25, archived)

Is it a

bream catcher?

(Thiefs_Pawn, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

it is

indeed, it does have alt text, and the file name is breamcatcher.jpg : P

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:30, archived)

D'Oh

I was so pleased at finally getting one of these puns without cheating that I forgot I could just check :)
Anyway a groan-worthy pun to be sure

(Thiefs_Pawn, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

I have an even

worse one that I'm about to post...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:33, archived)

haha !

silly :)

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

The egg people chronicles

A stunning study of the egg condition, and a moving tragedy.

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

poor effort!!

sorry i only had 2 minutes... a pansy efort perhaps...

(Yorkshire_man_(No_tractor), Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

wow

your digital camera must be a miracle of quality and engineering

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:25, archived)

worthy of

a poultry woo...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)

Its a POOSTRITCH i think

Also a compo entry

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

in training...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

Keepy

uppy with a kitty !

Of course ! :)

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

luckily its mexican bar booze time soon....

me mouse is worn out ... and me brain is refried brains ... i mean beanz

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

Grass in my teeth!

(kids taste better with chips, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

COW !!

Orking !

Woo !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

woo

yay

superb

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

ork! ork! ork!

ORK!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

ork!

sounds like spork!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)

and

ummm... bork.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

and nork

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

trust

you to notice that one.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:43, archived)

Fork

Fork

(kids taste better with chips, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

NORK!

arf!
PARP!
*HONK

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

online ad awards

oneshow.yahoo.com/

the single banner gold is great.

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wingphil, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:13, archived)

ha.

I think the boys will like the bronze single banner. Morphing Norks

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)

I have to say

I prefer the "pre-plastic surgery" norks...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

yes,

real, human norks are generally prefferable.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:27, archived)

they could have chosen

better norks for the ad, in my opinion.

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wingphil, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:28, archived)

very

true.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

they only

had to ask ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:30, archived)

Re-post for the comp

I've had a look and can't see any of the pictures of these... so there you go

Real life Spong

Clicky cause it's huge
I know it's GC, but who really cares?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:08, archived)

I used to work with a bloke

called Les Spong - he was a health and safety consultant - 103% FACT

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:10, archived)

There's a Spongs Antique shop

that I pass every day on my way to work. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)

"cheap as chips"

arf

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:12, archived)

Wow

consulting on health and safety is a big responsibility... did he have the aforementioned eye-disease?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:13, archived)

heh yeah

everytime I walk post those posters, i think "I've seen that before...!"

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)

We did some real life spongs

at the unofficial b3ta bash last year. there are pictures, but strangely not in my collection...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:12, archived)

So... when's the next bash?

Am I invited? Have I been here long enough?

don't eat me

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:14, archived)

you don't need to be invited

and there is no set period of time.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:15, archived)

there ya go again

spouting lies and mysterious gibberish again

naughty lurmp!!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:17, archived)

ummm

but there really isn't a set period of time, and you really don't have to be invited.

All you have to do is turn up and go "hello."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)

I don't think I want people to see me in real life

there's a very good reason I only have friends on the internet...

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)

i recommend you browse some of the old bash photos

you can't possibly be any worse...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)

You really are a snail

and we'll either put salt on you or shout at you for eating our azaleas?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

Have you seen my profile?

I really do look like that

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

wowsers

you'll fit right in then!

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

Either that

or cook him in lotsnlots of delicious garlic butter.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

umm?

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

arf!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

I can

barely understand a word he says most of the time.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)

i keep telling him

"lurmp, you gotta learn da ingrish man"

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)

well, thats just outrageous.

I make sense all the time!

In FACT, caravan elk persil automatic handle grabber! Fucknut wankabout in telephone assault biscuit! I don't need the matrons glare, I have all the beans I could stuff into a vauxhall viva!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)

wow...

how many beans?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

one

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:23, archived)

but it is absolutely massive

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:25, archived)

no. its a normal bean

its just that that was all i could stuff into a vauxhall viva. I got bored after that one.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)

You know what we need in a vauxhall viva...

(cue repost)

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:27, archived)

monkeynuts

that is ball

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)

1st post for compo!

Garry Ginster- XXXtreme pasty athelete...

(Giant Piestacks, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:04, archived)

well compo it then!

heh

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:05, archived)

good post

stick it in the compo too

ps, you have a girl's phone ;)

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:07, archived)

are you...

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:09, archived)

(how do I comp it?! sorry!)

Tis not my phone! It is a girls phone actually...!

(Giant Piestacks, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:10, archived)

you've done it now

welcome aboard

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)

Thank You!

Spent too long lurking..thought I'd better do something!

(Giant Piestacks, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:15, archived)

i did that

then i just thought 'fuck it' and snuck in when noone was looking.

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)

Hehe!

Yes took me a whole weekend to pluck up courage. And then my mate called me bumgay so I had to really.

(Giant Piestacks, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)

when I first saw that

I thought it was a Ginsters Pie-rate ship. Aharrr!!!

Need new glasses or more sleep.

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mozza, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:10, archived)

did I !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:13, archived)

it's this place

you see pirates in everything...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:14, archived)

Well it was made in Plymouth.

Which is almost pirate land..yarr..

(Giant Piestacks, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:16, archived)

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aubergene, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:02, archived)

yes

I like that

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:05, archived)

Ha ha

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:05, archived)

hehehe...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:08, archived)

New from ITV.....

Morning all.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:57, archived)

would prolly

be more interesting

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

i didnt watch a single episode of it

*FACT!*

Morning all!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:06, archived)

yay for you

and yay for me for not watching it either

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Mond, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:07, archived)

and me

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:09, archived)

yay for everyone who avoided it

you okay lumpbucket? You look kind of spaced out.

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Mond, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)

bdt

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:12, archived)

big dairy trout?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

by day trouting..?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29, archived)

ello

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:09, archived)

and somewhere

knickers are falling down

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Shedside, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

Pissed

again.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:00, archived)

hAHAHA

lOON!

mMM sTRINGY

edit:(I love the the way caps lock can randomly make you sound schizo)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

It gives you that

iNSTANT aOLER lOOK

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:01, archived)

I fcuking hate the new AOL8 adverts

Cre8 my arse. Stagn8 more like

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:04, archived)

defic8

yeah

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:06, archived)

mictur8

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:08, archived)

masturb8

should have thought of that one first really

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:09, archived)

lact8?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:13, archived)

sk8er boi?

hang on, i've not really got the hang of this yet...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)

l8r m8

LOL!!!! OMFG!!! WTF?!????!!!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)

They should use the old rave anthem

Activ8 by Altern8 as the choon

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:07, archived)

morninininn,,,,....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:08, archived)

The scariest movie just got scarier

Aaagh!

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mikeyyy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:55, archived)

love it!

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Shedside, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:57, archived)

Send your name to a comet

Go on, you know you want to

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:53, archived)

i am feeling sleepy

i will send my name to a comet
i will do your bidding

;) morning all

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:55, archived)

mor

nin

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:56, archived)

nice

cat lady

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:58, archived)

nice pint of beer here...

.woooo.oooo.ooo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:01, archived)

Morning

I think my name will be U.R Allgay

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:58, archived)

hem hem

I.C. Wiener

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:00, archived)

It does seem like

a perfect opportunity to list most of Bart Simpson's finest phone tricks...

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:02, archived)

You always do

...tart

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:58, archived)

that's me

have you always had a 3 instead of an e?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:04, archived)

not always...

sometimes you're a little disobedient
: Þ

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:06, archived)

i only so it for the punishment

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)

Re post (but I'm proud of myself)

I designed a site for these guys and they
didn't pay.

So I did this www.alanbrowncatering.com

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:53, archived)

*applause*

I like your style...

(costas, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:55, archived)

*joins in applause*

Serves the fuckers right.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

that's the way to do it

/punchinello

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:56, archived)

right on sister

fight the power

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:57, archived)

quite right too. hurrah!

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mozza, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:57, archived)

Old timers brushing up on thier net skills

here

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:48, archived)

And they'd

be right. Arf

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:49, archived)

a fairy's wish

(gracieloutwo, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:46, archived)

odd

but Woo !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:47, archived)

it's a fairy with boots on you gotta believe me

fandangulous ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:48, archived)

exceeeeedingly woosome

zzzooooommm goes the moped.

meep meep!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:49, archived)

Ho ho

that's ace!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:53, archived)

she looks quite pensive

maybe that's where she has her best thoughts.

Yeah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:56, archived)

You...

....loon.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:01, archived)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:42, archived)

haha !

*HONK*

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:43, archived)

hahahahahhaha!

HONK PARP HONK!!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:44, archived)

poop poop

hehehe

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:45, archived)

...

...*parp*

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mozza, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:46, archived)

hehehehehehe

*honk* *paaaaaaaarp*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:01, archived)

*PARP*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:10, archived)

Meet BBC News' Voice of the Commuter, Jon Yuill

This man fights against the evils of the railway. Ticket price-hikes, smelly stations, you name it, he's tackled it. He's so effective, even the stations are against him.

(costas, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:36, archived)

hahaha

took me a few seconds to see that.

very woo

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:41, archived)

hahaha

oh yes

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:42, archived)

yay!

hes a cnut!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:45, archived)

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