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The REAL Pic, before The Sun got out their Airbrush

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)

That gets jazzy bear swinging!

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

how many jazzy bears

have you got there wolfey?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:48, archived)

Hay

I missed the FU post dont suppose you could do it again for me could ya?

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

Sure it's at

htqp://wxy.cabbagesucks.ass/toenails/clips.nut

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

Arse didnt work

bloody mac vs Pc thing I guess.

Cheers anyhow

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:48, archived)

Yeah sorry

needs Windows Media Player.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

as much as it pains me to use it

you can get windows media player for the mac... although it may make you feel slightly quesy.

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big daft dave, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

What's on the wheels of steel...

The Fucking Moon (re-edit)
right click, save target as...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

I like :)

is there any more?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

that link isn't working...

but I asked for the original of that fucking moon thing without music on here about a week ago and got no reply. do you have it? can I have it?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)

I just edited out the music in between the talking...

using Cooledit. Send me an email and I'll send it to you.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:30, archived)

well i

don't really know where this idea came from, sorry if it's already been done.

**edit**i know, it's crap, but i don't do this for a living

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

you know what the blokes thinking..

"all I have to do is leave a trail of honey and the breasts are mine, all mine!"

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

well compared to hers you can't really blame him

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:57, archived)

well,

looks like you all had a good time on friday night. the photos most suprised me, i was expecting a collection of freaks and social mutants but you all look fairly normal. Fairly. and theres women amongst them as well. will wonders never cease? Glad you all had a good time though, now will someone post something to make me laugh please? oh go on....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)

I'm busy but go on..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)

That'll do nicely, hehe

thank you :)
Busy, my arse, like any of us are REALLY.... come on, if we're honest....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

busy

well I should be, my boss just dumped a ton of work on me "...and then do this, and then this, and then this... etc."

So what did I do? I put the pile on my desk and got straight back to b3ta.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)

Nice

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

That kind of attitude

is what makes this such a fine nation.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

the best response to

any such request i think. a great life ethic to live by. i myself am supposed to be 'busy' but over 5 years i have perfected the slacker technique, while still managing to look busy. its the skill i am most proud of in my world...

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

Thats the spirit

All I’ve done today is slow eat my way through all the fruit that was delivered this morning. 4 oranges and an apple so far.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

'kin hell. You'll be running for the loo

soon.

All that fruity goodness just ain't good for ya.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

ive just managed couple of packets of crisps

i might eat my twix purely for boredoms sake. i dont even want it but it'll entertain my mouth for a couple of brief minutes. i dont even like chocolate coming to that, but hey....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

feck its the closest thing I will get

to healthness for a week.
Anyway, my kidneys need some TLC today so, water and fruit it is.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

I had raspberries yesterday, mmm....

I don't agree with fruit, me.

Not unless someone else buys it.

It's either gone in a day or it goes off.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

the fruit is brought by my company

I think they realise that we all get twated at the weekend.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:57, archived)

Clever.....

all I get is damned tea, not even a biscuit. I do get a good sit down though.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

Breel, where's these photos then that look like I've already been photoshopped?

Surely they can't be worse than my unphotoshopped pictures of Vulga...

I wanna see them all.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

they were posted earlier

here the link to the one of you

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/party/IMG_3622.jpg

and Joel

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/party/IMG_3623.jpg

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:54, archived)

Ah, very good.

The magical socks of Naboomboo. Can now be seen on posters in the London Underground. Certainly not as severe as that delightful portrait of Vulga looking like Beavis above.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)

Curse my broken animshop, this took ages (if you can believe that)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)

The problem is

I really believe that could happen. You knew that didn't you. You're going to send the clowns for me now. Run away! Run away!

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

hehe

I think I just tapped in to the natural fear of clowns in the human psyche, I would never set the clowns on another b3tan (well ok, I would)
The original picture is far more scary in my opinion
fear the clown

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

I'm afraid of clowns.

and spiders.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)

If I had the energy/talent

I'd make you a lovely spider crab *edit* clown i mean clown!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:43, archived)

I know there's already one out there

from killer klowns from outer space, but I can't find it. oh well.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

Hiya Mrs Nicey!

Been doing a spot of gardening at all on this fine sunny afternoon?!!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:48, archived)

hello Nacho. Just me and the kids (asleep right now) today.
mumble, don't know what to say..um.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

Nah, don't mumble and um

Our and Dr PK's conversation was highly entertaining on Saturday night I thought. Kind of a cyber girlie night out. All with booze at our sides talking about shagging. It was amusing. Still no "YAY" on the balcony request though!!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:27, archived)

arf!

maybe we should sort out a b3ta girl's night oot?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)

Thet would be great

but I still want to meet crab-bloke though..
So, no balcony action. That's no good is it?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)

This was stuck in my head all morning

Thus I inflict it on you.

(The Unknown Anorak, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

groan

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rosey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

arrgh

I almost unloaded a mouthful of toothpaste on my monitor when I saw the cross porpoises pun!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

that wooyay is hypnotic

i just keep watching the guys head explode over and over and over again.
is it real? it doesn't look real to me...

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

nay

it's from the film Scanners, lovely though eh?!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

it explodes in a very pleasing way

booom... hehe

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

When b3ta threads die...

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

you're funny

and I've seen you now as well and you're cute too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

you're embarassing me now

#runs behind tomsk#

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

golly

it's getting a bit crowded back here

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

wooowee

look out tomsk, you've got competition!

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

woo

another one dead (post)

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:59, archived)

At least there's a gif for it now.

feel free...

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

That's exactly

spot on. I will be using that now if that's okay?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)

excuse me

but i think you will find the champion thread killer around here.
Just imagine what I'm like at conversations...

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

see

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

That's what it's for

go for your life...

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

Tried to post this on Friday but it went wrong....

Probably shouldn't have bothered trying again.....

(MyName, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)

Dammit!

Does it work properly? Sometimes it shows up and sometimes it don't. Bah, fudgit!

(MyName, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

geoshitties are cuntymints

they wont let you link to an image, use lycos, thats what i do (tripod wont work either)

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:37, archived)

I think that's got it....

Tried freeservers.com instead.

(MyName, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

wow, he looks like one

of the writers here.

And I bet he types faster.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

Um....

It's a self portrait actually....

(MyName, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

a mars a day..

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popt_art, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

arsebiscuits

just looked at the entries and Hugo beat me to it! whooooops!

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popt_art, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

Anyway, you buggers

You're not supposed to enjoy yourselves at these things. I've just spent 2 1/2 hours reading about your exploits. I had managed to console myself with the fact that noone would actually have anything in common other than b3ta and then you go and have fun. It's just not fair.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

Yeah,

I had a lovely weekend in the country (to avoid the knifer who lives in my building) and now I see all this and I am Jealous.

Grr.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)

Knifer???

Sounds ominous.
And not an axe murderer in sight on Friday. How very disappointing.
I got trolleyed on Saturday. Somehow I offered to tutor someone's 16 year old son a couple of nights a week so he could pass his maths GCSE. Arse.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:38, archived)

That was foolish.

The men in the flat opposite ours knifed someone on Wednesday and got arrested but came back and broke in on Friday (to their own flat, it as padlocked by the police).

Not at all scary. But they, and we, are moving soon, phew.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

Yikes,

Must be something in the air. There was a bit of a scuffle a few doors down from us last night. The good thing about York is it's mainly just fisticuffs and posing. Still, give the police a sniff of drama up here... 3 police vans, a car and the dog section.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

No, OK I know

It's not quite the same.

I'm seriously thinking of enrolling in the thread killer's academy.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

Sorry had to do some work

the boss came in.

At least two people I know got beaten up in York, unfortunately anything that happens round here seems to end up with knives.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

"boos" or "boss"

I see you've changed it but I quite like the idea... "watch out, here comes the boos"

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

Yeah, I liked it too

but I changed it for clarity's sake. :)

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)

Pah, work.

I've heard of that. The good thing is that it's Monday (?) Everyone else seems to be half asleep too = quiet morning for me.
Why do people have to fight? why can't we all just be freinds? And anyway, I thought the planetary alignments were supposed to bring peace on earth.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

Dunno, couldn't see it in the country,

definitely can't see it in London. No peace on earth for me!

Office sharer is out of office today, so I only have to work when someone comes in (like usual then...)

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

I sometimes feel

like a part time fireman...
Kinda sitting around waiting for something to go wrong. I should have my head in a book studying but I can't be arsed today.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

Yup me too,

or I should be filing.

Dull dull dull.

Still the work for today is 'New Issues of Securities' which can only be more interesting than shares, last weeks topic...

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

Heh,

I'm sure you'll be grateful once the money starts rolling in. It seems to make most things worthwhile. It could be worse - you could have my book in front of you.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:15, archived)

Actually my company are paying for it, woo!

Wouldn't be doing in otherwise. :)

What's your book? If you write them, why do you study them?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

I don't write them

I should have said the book that I am reading. I'm not that clever. It's a Cisco book and I should be more motivated really as if I can get qulified my company will have to start paying me something near my worth.

You own a company? ;) It's always nice when an employer isn't afraid to invest in you. But it doesn't happen as often as you might expect.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

Dunno what Cisco is....

I work for a leetle company so they aren't quite sure of the value of money any more, they all earn too much.

But hey, if they get me qualified for something and pay me it's fine by me!

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

I like leetle

companies, less red tape and spies and general inhumanity. This one's a bit bigger than I've been used to but it hasn't gone silly (yet).

I wish I earned too much... (imagine a wistful gaze out of the window)

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

when you're qualified...

not long now...

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

Similarly

tho Paris (with the wife and no kids) was simply mah-vellous

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

has anyone ever wanted to see what a spaced penguin looks like?

i did too, so I found this site. Clicky unfortunately it doesn't prove anything at all.

(jonomac, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

I went to a party on Saturday night

and fell asleep on the grass on Brixton green on the way home and somebody stole my coat.

Bastards.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

could be worse

they could have stolen your hair.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

I once

had my eyebrows stolen. Well not stolen exactly, more... well shaved. Along with the lower half of my left shin.
But I wasn't in Brixton green so for that I am grateful

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

i think eyebrow stealing is common amongst the youth of today

i have lots of friends who often partake in eyebrow stealing activity, its never happened to me though. must be because whenever we have a party i'm always the last one awake.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

You can guarantee

after a heavy night of boozin' put me in front of a TV screen and I'll be out cold before you can say fucksocks. It's some sort of affliction or something

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:34, archived)

falling asleep

on brixton green and all you got nicked was your coat?
you are a very, very lucky man. next time you'd be safer sleeping in the middle of the street outside brixton town hall/the fridge me thinks.

(jonomac, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

I once went to an all-night blinder in a park...

... when I was a teenager. Quite of few folks crashed overnight on benches etc. One poor girl awoke to discover a tramp's willy in her mouth.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

How delightful

But honestly, they'll put all sorts of dodgy crap in kebabs these days.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

The Sun...

The Sun was one of the newspapers that took that excellent Harry Pothead photoshop pic and reprinted it without permission or any kind of acknowledgement. They can bite my shiny metal ass!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

Yeah, cos

we would never even consider taking someone's pictures without their consent... honest!

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)

everyone needs a hug

and this was the ceiling, not sure if I was on my back again.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

I'm clearly

sucking a lemon in that one.

Sexy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

I was trying to work that out

I thought I might have goosed ya, glad to hear I hadn’t.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

goodness

you can't expect me to remember whether you goosed me or not, I was fucksoxed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

cuntsmarties?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

Yup...

That's my bad. Cuntsmarties are something that my girlfriend goes on about all the time. The sticker was supposed to go on my shirt, but Joel liked it and had it away.

I just wrote another one that said "cocksnot" and got it stuck to my back instead. :)

(Glis, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

breeliant!

any more?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

go here:

theres loads of 'em

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

sorry,

thought you meant words to use (e.g. fucksocks, cuntsmarties etc..)
Now i've read it again i think you meant the pictures

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:17, archived)

Come on!

Somebody log into m3ss3ng3r, i need somebody to chat to without having to refresh my browser every 10 seconds

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

If I could bloody remember where it was...

... I might go on there!

Need a link from the front page, methinks!

(Glis, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

its

Here

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

Thanks for putting on such a great bash guys.

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Staticgirl, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

Oh well, Dean's thought for the day

(Dean, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

how know how...

...when your 15 and everyone has a big party but you didnt get invited and the next day everyones talking about it and you feel left out?

*that*

(Dean, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

Did anyone go to that party last nite

it was this guys 15th.....

/coat

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

thats about right...

I had to work til late bloody Flash CDrom for Skoda.. then I had to come in on Saturday.. Bugger

(mr-psycho my favourite word is quim, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

it must be my day

for killing off the posts.
So far i've killed about 5 today!

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

that sounds like a challenge

kill this, boy!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

challenge accepted

...woo, killed it

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

not

yet you haven't

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

Dont worry

Im pretty much guarenteed to sooner or later

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

it's mine!

it's mine!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

Okay then

if you really want to be the one to take over my post-killing abilities for the day, then you're more than welcome

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

last effort

before i have to go

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

I think

im gonna let dr phil win this one. seeing as shes really trying hard to kill it...

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

Aaaarrggghhh

Off to a meeting, I've blown it, it'll be over the page by the time I get back.
Fucksticks !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

enjoy your metting

if thats even possible

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

nooo!

it's mine!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

Trying to cancel.....

But they won't let me aaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

yay.

mine.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

except

it's mine now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

Oh yes I have.....

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

sorry

cant let that happen

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

phew

caught it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

Looks like we're going for...

the left to right scroll bar time. How long will it take us, will the top chain reach it first. Top, Bottom, Top, Bottom.
GO ON ! GO ON ! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

my bet is on the top...

...

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

ah jeez

i give up.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

are you lot

doing any work at all?
(i win)

(jonomac, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Win

what? :P

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

the competition

to kill the thread

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

don't mind

me. i'm not up to anything.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

Me neither.

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

yes

well.

(crazymum, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

Bored at college

My attempt

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

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