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# AGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
gaz that guy oof of how two and all sorts of shit and my moniter is shaking an dmy head hirst .

ouw.


(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# YEAH!
argh... people tromboned elephant ailment! I CANT FUCKING HUMUS! Sellotape cocaphony nuttage!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# lol, I just spat coffee
all over my keyboard.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# It's
roger irrelevant isn't it?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# 'I can't fucking humous'
Made my dog that has.

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Good.
I liked it too :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)
# It's true not much makes me guffaw
but 'I can't fucking humous' did then. I think it was the capital letters.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I do beg your pardon?
Are you by some poor happenstance experiencing undefined and innumerable problems?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Ah fond memories
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Badger
has the inside track - it's gonna win!
Go Badger!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# from Doncaster
to where exactly? Nailsea?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# its obvious
to where dreams come true and everyone has a giant badger!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Someone.
Find the real sign, change it to say this.

Hell, find any "Welcome to [town]" signs and make them say this.

It is your sworn duty as a b3tan. or something.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)
# lmao
laughing my arse off
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Hmmm
Somethings afoot at the flibz messenger. I'm logged in, but according to the "Who's logged in", nobody, including me, is logged in.

Weird.

Use this information spicy brainerly. Err.. I mean wisely. Thats what i said. Yep. Wisely.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# What's that smell?
What is it?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Forget i said anything
its fixed.

Well, when i say forget I said anything, obviously I only meant about the m3ss3nger. Don't forget I said anything, ever. Some of it was quite good(*).

(*)debatable
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Are you
staring at my head?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# I can smell your spicy brains.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# Ha!
Caught you
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# What?
I was just making a comment about public transport.

They really are hell, those shitey trains!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Erm
Ok.
Are you still staring at my head?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# No.
And I didn't smell you when you walked past me either.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Are you leaving now?
Can you go the other way?
You are making me nervous.
STOP staring at my head!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Things to come ?
A young Dennis Hopper on his Chopper....

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# do you think
he's about to come a cropper?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# definitely.
Good and proper.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Wow
bet that'll be a bit of a show stopper
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# he'll be alright
if he can find a friendly copper.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Mum's just asked him to....
pick up some stuff from Happy Shopper.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# but first he has to record
some bubble gum pop for a teeny bopper.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)
# and call into burger king
for an XL double whopper
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)
# then celebrate
with a party popper
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] when Mullets ATTACK!!!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# nice
yet unsettling.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)
# oh
my
god.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)
# hey...
it still scares the shit outta me!!!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# Evil - pure evil
They wouldn't stop when they had the chance
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Kitten Death! Good stuff!

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# sigh.
That's all. Just sigh.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)
# borrowed a mates webcam
me eating

[this might not work cos i think i uploaded em with a space in the filename]
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Either I need
to change my specs or you need to do something about the focus of that webcam
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# i look
more handsome bluured.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# No wonder you never get laid
You are all out of focus and your breath smells of artificial pork products
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# I think
Mike's frazzled on the lens. Bad boy, dirty boy - to your bed.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# At least it wasn;t pork scratchings
Be thankful for small mercies
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# the pic im sending my parents
(cos they paid for the amp)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# they'll be thrilled
I'm sure. You in halls by the way? (looks a bit like it)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)
# yeah
a bit prison-like.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# maybe not prison like
enough for you, young man.

naah, not really.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Mike
You're not doing yourself any favours here. Keep posting pics like this and the next time you get laid it will be 2011.
And you'll have to pay.
:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# i'm not that minging
am i?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# THE FACT THAT
your hair is the exact colour of a frazzle packet doesn’t do you any favours
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)
# oi - quit picking on
the gingers you. please?
curses.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# My nephew is very ginger
and he has really big sticky out ears. I'd love to put up a picture, but my sister would kill me.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# et tu
Wifey...?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# Now you've made
me feel bad. It's his ears that are really bad. I've emailed a pic so you can see.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# of course not
they're just all jealous. You know what masculine pride is like.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# he looks like
some 1 who would attend a pride festival!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Erm...
You do appear to be ginger... um...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# leeeeaaaaave it
.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# i was in a club in Worcester
on Friday and a ginger guy set alight to his pubes @ the bar!!!!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# look, i was drunk, ok?

[/crap joke]
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Ooh!
Another ginger student eh? (ex or otherwise)

Excellent! *Mwuhahah*
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# the cheek!
I'm about a million years old and graduated years ago... so watch it or I'll BA (hons) you.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# BA heh, mmmm......
.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# errr - you ok
there sweetie?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry, just thinking.....
thought they'd stopped giving out Bugger All's 8OP
Sorrryyyyy !
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# nope -
mine was 50 quid and a packet of crisps. Bargin. Didn't get me a first tho, that was 52 quid, and i needed the bus fair.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Methinks that I should hold fire here.
It's looking like youv'e got grey matter and I'm going to have to revel in my failure.
Bloke from the Poly where I was going to do a MA said the nicest thing ever said to me :
"The University system has let you down."
Horray ! Not my fault, the university obviously forced me never to go to lectures and drink and abuse certain things !
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Oo!
Chance'd be a fine thing! Oooh!
I only got BEng (Failed), still, I got over it.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Well quite frankly
you're just a bit scary:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Ginger is OK
...on a woman:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# I agree
Redheaded women, in my opinion are the best thing since sliced bread.
And I quite like sliced bread.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Now you're talking
red-headed woman on sliced bread.
With mayonnaise
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# Ah...
I think i've seen that film...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# mayonnaise? My I advise old school
Salad Creme instead?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Whatever
as long as it involves redheads and sliced bread.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Oh no,
too vinegary.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# its ok it's counterbalanced
by the spicey brains.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# i am scary cos
i am a rock star.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Didn't I see you on the first stage of......
Pop Idol ? YMCA ?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# nope, bit if it was Bone Idol
i'd have won.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Call yourself Bone Idol....
You were up on the board at 09:30 and then went to a lecture at about 10:00.
Jesus H Christ, in my day you wouldn't see the morning, would go to one lecture a term.....
Rant, rant, rant.....
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# thats to do with the whole
"we are going to throw you out" thing.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# I was imagining something
much much worse.

Don't worry, they're out there, I've seen 'em.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# who wants to play
guess the body part?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# This is
out of control. Mike - stop it!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Thumb, no.....
thumb. Yes.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)
# no,
not a thumb.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# (Joking)
What is it then?

(Joking again.)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)
# its just a fist.
honest. my left fist.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Actually
from that distance, and that out of focus, you look a teensy bit like Captain Kimbo :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# oi!
fuck you!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Although its
probably just coz your shouting :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# i am particularly fond
of the high-tech way i'm clicking the mouse on 'take picture'. on another one i used my feet, i felt well clever.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Inner Turmoil
OK, last one for today:
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)
# manic
Dr Pk is right - you are good at this.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Thanks!
Too bad it's not a skill that brings in the bucks - unless you work for the Weekly World News, or get a job photoshopping willies onto girls for those TV sex line ads.
BTW, this is the pic I didn't use. I thought it was amusing enough in its original form:
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Ahhh
I think we know where the pies went now...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)
# on the name game
on they think its all over, rory mcgraths hint for 'butterbean' was "boxer....comes in cans.... but don't we all?"
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# return of the lathe that keeps sticking


I hope it works this time.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)
# works? Hell yeah
it's ace!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)
# tripod.co.uk
I love you.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Awestruck
Truly unbelievably amazingly fab and good.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)
# As Ostin Pauwers would say:
"Gravy Booby!"
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)
# udderly fantastic
*sorry*
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# hee hee hee
i like crap jokes.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Shouldn't it say
Moo Yay?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:10, archived)
# I'm just lost for words to describe how good that is!!
Give yourself a pat on the back!

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:51, archived)
# Couldn't find a car crusher
Or a flock of kittens, so this'll have to do.

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)
# bored yesterday
...so i made a wooyay with my digicam. apologies for the size (180k) im trying to figure out how to shrink it more without losing size...

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Shrink it more
without losing size? Can't be done :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)
# *duh*
what i *meant* was shrink the filesize by lowering the image quality, so its still a 120x90px image
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)
# 10 out of 10 for effort
tho - I like these real life animations.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)
# did you see Dean dancin'?
Like "really dancin'"?
Go on Dean - post it again. I loved it.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# yeah repost it
i loved that.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# What's the dog called
?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# doggy
her name is lady. shes a stupid beastie.

heres one of her orking

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Dangerous virus warning.


And that cat typing thingy wont help either.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)
# name that tune
ner ner ner. nit ner. ner ner ner. nit ner. ner ner ner. nit nit nerrrr ner ner nit ner.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)
# there's
no limits!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)
# nope
next
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I've got it ...
according to this page, it's "OAOAO" ... or am I missing something?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)
#
.-- .-. --- -. --.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)
# .--. .. ... ... ..-. .- .-.. .--. ...
Or maybe ..-. ..- -.-. -.- ... --- -.-. -.- ...

Hehe
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)
# pissfalps?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# I
think you get the point...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)
# pissFALPS?
somehow I like that word more.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# ..-. ..- -.-. -.- - .- .-. -.. ...
-- -.-- / .... --- ...- . .-. -.-. .-. .- ..-. - / .. ... / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / . . .-.. ...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Is it
Glenn Madeiros - Nothing's gonna change my love for you?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)
# 'fraid not
think rock
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)
# why haven't you been listening to
the Frogs?

(maybe that is the Frogs, I really don't know)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)
# kazaa is
being a bastard. although i have received golden showers.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)
# is it
rhoobarb and custard?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)
# no, that would be
ner ner ner nerr, ner ner ner nerr, ner ner ner nit nit ner.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)
# that's on my phone
(should I admit to that?)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Yes, coz Rhubarb and Custard
were flimmin' brill!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# oh good!
I'm pleased.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)
# they were great
/flood of happy memories
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# the final countdown
europe.

if it isn't it should be
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)
# ooooohhh
that's good, but its not the one
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)
# shot to the heart
bon jovi
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)
# i'll put you
out of your misery. it was the intro to 'since you've been gone' by rainbow. i think it was rainbow anyway
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)
# you weren't joking
that IS rock
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Is it
Celine Dion - My heart will go on?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# question for isthisfans
what should i do about this?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)
# I don't know
I have no idea of what she is trying to say.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# answers
on an email please
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# wow
something found!!
is that the first one ?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# you should probably take it down.
I mean, those details might be her home address or something.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# if
it is her
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# true
true
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# reaply to the email - check it's her
if it is, take it down and you have a nice new publicity story.
Yay you - that would be v cool if it was her and a nice story.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)
# i've sent her loads of replies
but she doesn't seem to understand what's going on
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)
# can you do it via the Japan Centre?
would they have someone that could translate maybe?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)
# According to that thing
She is the Japan Centre.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)
# thing == page
I forgot the word. Duuhh me.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I have a friend
who speaks Japanese fluently. I'll ask her.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)
# perhaps you could get her to compose an email
that i could send to the woman, thus reassuring her and sorting everything out...?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)
# James - ask your friend -
it would be very cool.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)
# I've asked her to translate it.
I'm sure she would. I'll email you from isthisyou.co.uk.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# Ask her to check the photo again...

Is she sure it's her?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)
# that's the
funniest thing i've ever seen
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Why is there a bus sign
on her neck? Does the N37 stop there?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)
# weren't you here a while back
when we were talking about London timetables? She is one. Ask when it's due, if shes pugged in she speaks.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)
# She's been phased out
around my way, and replaced with little boards that have a piece of paper on them. Rumour has it she was more accurate and less inclined to be smashed, tagged and pee'd on.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# we haven't got as many now either
I live in south London. Someone stole her and used the money they got for crack.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# A dieing breed.
A few can still be found in deepest darkest devon, where the buses only come twice a day and the kids eat Ambrosia Cream Custard so they aren't so hyperactive.

What am I talking about?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Is she saying she is the japan centre?
very confusing, but not altogether unpleasent, she would have to be quite tall to be the Japan Centre, i wonder how many visitors she gets a day?

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Let's see if it works now


This is my first animated posting, and after signing up for three different web accounts it better work
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Woo!
Hungry Furtive!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)
# NICE ANIME
WOW YAY!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Pixelate on Paintshop Pro 7 ?
Any ideas ? All I have is Spray can and brush ?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] dogs just
aren't safe anywhere...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)
# I love Philips pictures
Slightly tangental,.. but people who like cute things : CLiCkiTY WooO(newwindowthingie)

The link being the source of the original picture :)
-David
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# man, the sinister world
of milk theft
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)
# and extreme Orking
Click

and slightly less extreme orking ! :)
Clicketywoo2

They may look cute but, Samoyed dogs bark at everything!!!

-David
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Similarily...
When Flat Caps Attack!

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)
# In the words of Monkeon
that's v.good
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Big WOO!
I've waited many years for that to happen... :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)
# DUCKS
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

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