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AGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

gaz that guy oof of how two and all sorts of shit and my moniter is shaking an dmy head hirst .

ouw.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

YEAH!

argh... people tromboned elephant ailment! I CANT FUCKING HUMUS! Sellotape cocaphony nuttage!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

lol, I just spat coffee

all over my keyboard.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

It's

roger irrelevant isn't it?

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

'I can't fucking humous'

Made my dog that has.

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mrbrong, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)

Good.

I liked it too :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)

It's true not much makes me guffaw

but 'I can't fucking humous' did then. I think it was the capital letters.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)

I do beg your pardon?

Are you by some poor happenstance experiencing undefined and innumerable problems?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)

Ah fond memories

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

Badger

has the inside track - it's gonna win!
Go Badger!

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

from Doncaster

to where exactly? Nailsea?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

its obvious

to where dreams come true and everyone has a giant badger!

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)

Someone.

Find the real sign, change it to say this.

Hell, find any "Welcome to [town]" signs and make them say this.

It is your sworn duty as a b3tan. or something.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

lmao

laughing my arse off

(dookie, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

Hmmm

Somethings afoot at the flibz messenger. I'm logged in, but according to the "Who's logged in", nobody, including me, is logged in.

Weird.

Use this information spicy brainerly. Err.. I mean wisely. Thats what i said. Yep. Wisely.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

What's that smell?

What is it?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

Forget i said anything

its fixed.

Well, when i say forget I said anything, obviously I only meant about the m3ss3nger. Don't forget I said anything, ever. Some of it was quite good(*).

(*)debatable

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

Are you

staring at my head?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)

I can smell your spicy brains.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

Ha!

Caught you

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

What?

I was just making a comment about public transport.

They really are hell, those shitey trains!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

Erm

Ok.
Are you still staring at my head?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

No.

And I didn't smell you when you walked past me either.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)

Are you leaving now?

Can you go the other way?
You are making me nervous.
STOP staring at my head!

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)

Things to come ?

A young Dennis Hopper on his Chopper....

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

do you think

he's about to come a cropper?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

definitely.

Good and proper.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

Wow

bet that'll be a bit of a show stopper

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)

he'll be alright

if he can find a friendly copper.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)

Mum's just asked him to....

pick up some stuff from Happy Shopper.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)

but first he has to record

some bubble gum pop for a teeny bopper.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)

and call into burger king

for an XL double whopper

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

then celebrate

with a party popper

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:16, archived)

when Mullets ATTACK!!!

(DodgyDave, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

nice

yet unsettling.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

my
god.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

hey...

it still scares the shit outta me!!!

(DodgyDave, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

Evil - pure evil

They wouldn't stop when they had the chance

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

Bwahaha!

Kitten Death! Good stuff!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

sigh.

That's all. Just sigh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)

borrowed a mates webcam

me eating

[this might not work cos i think i uploaded em with a space in the filename]

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

Either I need

to change my specs or you need to do something about the focus of that webcam

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

i look

more handsome bluured.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

No wonder you never get laid

You are all out of focus and your breath smells of artificial pork products

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

I think

Mike's frazzled on the lens. Bad boy, dirty boy - to your bed.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

At least it wasn;t pork scratchings

Be thankful for small mercies

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

the pic im sending my parents

(cos they paid for the amp)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

they'll be thrilled

I'm sure. You in halls by the way? (looks a bit like it)

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

yeah

a bit prison-like.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

maybe not prison like

enough for you, young man.

naah, not really.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

Mike

You're not doing yourself any favours here. Keep posting pics like this and the next time you get laid it will be 2011.
And you'll have to pay.
:-)

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

i'm not that minging

am i?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

THE FACT THAT

your hair is the exact colour of a frazzle packet doesn’t do you any favours

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)

oi - quit picking on

the gingers you. please?
curses.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)

My nephew is very ginger

and he has really big sticky out ears. I'd love to put up a picture, but my sister would kill me.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)

et tu

Wifey...?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)

Now you've made

me feel bad. It's his ears that are really bad. I've emailed a pic so you can see.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)

of course not

they're just all jealous. You know what masculine pride is like.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

he looks like

some 1 who would attend a pride festival!

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)

Erm...

You do appear to be ginger... um...

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

leeeeaaaaave it

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

i was in a club in Worcester

on Friday and a ginger guy set alight to his pubes @ the bar!!!!

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

look, i was drunk, ok?

[/crap joke]

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

Ooh!

Another ginger student eh? (ex or otherwise)

Excellent! *Mwuhahah*

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

the cheek!

I'm about a million years old and graduated years ago... so watch it or I'll BA (hons) you.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

BA heh, mmmm......

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)

errr - you ok

there sweetie?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)

Sorry, just thinking.....

thought they'd stopped giving out Bugger All's 8OP
Sorrryyyyy !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)

nope -

mine was 50 quid and a packet of crisps. Bargin. Didn't get me a first tho, that was 52 quid, and i needed the bus fair.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

Methinks that I should hold fire here.

It's looking like youv'e got grey matter and I'm going to have to revel in my failure.
Bloke from the Poly where I was going to do a MA said the nicest thing ever said to me :
"The University system has let you down."
Horray ! Not my fault, the university obviously forced me never to go to lectures and drink and abuse certain things !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)

Oo!

Chance'd be a fine thing! Oooh!
I only got BEng (Failed), still, I got over it.

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)

Well quite frankly

you're just a bit scary:-)

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)

Ginger is OK

...on a woman:-)

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

I agree

Redheaded women, in my opinion are the best thing since sliced bread.
And I quite like sliced bread.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

Now you're talking

red-headed woman on sliced bread.
With mayonnaise

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

Ah...

I think i've seen that film...

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

mayonnaise? My I advise old school

Salad Creme instead?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

Whatever

as long as it involves redheads and sliced bread.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

Oh no,

too vinegary.

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

its ok it's counterbalanced

by the spicey brains.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)

i am scary cos

i am a rock star.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

Didn't I see you on the first stage of......

Pop Idol ? YMCA ?

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)

nope, bit if it was Bone Idol

i'd have won.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)

Call yourself Bone Idol....

You were up on the board at 09:30 and then went to a lecture at about 10:00.
Jesus H Christ, in my day you wouldn't see the morning, would go to one lecture a term.....
Rant, rant, rant.....

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)

thats to do with the whole

"we are going to throw you out" thing.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)

I was imagining something

much much worse.

Don't worry, they're out there, I've seen 'em.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

who wants to play

guess the body part?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)

This is

out of control. Mike - stop it!

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)

Thumb, no.....

thumb. Yes.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

no,

not a thumb.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)

(Joking)

What is it then?

(Joking again.)

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

its just a fist.

honest. my left fist.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)

Actually

from that distance, and that out of focus, you look a teensy bit like Captain Kimbo :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)

oi!

fuck you!

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)

Although its

probably just coz your shouting :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)

i am particularly fond

of the high-tech way i'm clicking the mouse on 'take picture'. on another one i used my feet, i felt well clever.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)

Inner Turmoil

OK, last one for today:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

manic

Dr Pk is right - you are good at this.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

Thanks!

Too bad it's not a skill that brings in the bucks - unless you work for the Weekly World News, or get a job photoshopping willies onto girls for those TV sex line ads.
BTW, this is the pic I didn't use. I thought it was amusing enough in its original form:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

Ahhh

I think we know where the pies went now...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

on the name game

on they think its all over, rory mcgraths hint for 'butterbean' was "boxer....comes in cans.... but don't we all?"

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

return of the lathe that keeps sticking

I hope it works this time.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

works? Hell yeah

it's ace!

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

tripod.co.uk

I love you.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

Awestruck

Truly unbelievably amazingly fab and good.

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

As Ostin Pauwers would say:

"Gravy Booby!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

udderly fantastic

*sorry*

(the original woodsman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

hee hee hee

i like crap jokes.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)

Shouldn't it say

Moo Yay?

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Lum, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:10, archived)

I'm just lost for words to describe how good that is!!

Give yourself a pat on the back!

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:51, archived)

Couldn't find a car crusher

Or a flock of kittens, so this'll have to do.

(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

bored yesterday

...so i made a wooyay with my digicam. apologies for the size (180k) im trying to figure out how to shrink it more without losing size...

(wanye, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

Shrink it more

without losing size? Can't be done :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

*duh*

what i *meant* was shrink the filesize by lowering the image quality, so its still a 120x90px image

(wanye, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

10 out of 10 for effort

tho - I like these real life animations.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

did you see Dean dancin'?

Like "really dancin'"?
Go on Dean - post it again. I loved it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

yeah repost it

i loved that.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

What's the dog called

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

doggy

her name is lady. shes a stupid beastie.

heres one of her orking

(wanye, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

Dangerous virus warning.

And that cat typing thingy wont help either.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

name that tune

ner ner ner. nit ner. ner ner ner. nit ner. ner ner ner. nit nit nerrrr ner ner nit ner.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

there's

no limits!

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

nope

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

I've got it ...

according to this page, it's "OAOAO" ... or am I missing something?

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nyarlathotep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

.-- .-. --- -. --.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

.--. .. ... ... ..-. .- .-.. .--. ...

Or maybe ..-. ..- -.-. -.- ... --- -.-. -.- ...

Hehe

(MadMich, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

pissfalps?

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

think you get the point...

(MadMich, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

pissFALPS?

somehow I like that word more.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

..-. ..- -.-. -.- - .- .-. -.. ...

-- -.-- / .... --- ...- . .-. -.-. .-. .- ..-. - / .. ... / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / . . .-.. ...

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nyarlathotep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

Is it

Glenn Madeiros - Nothing's gonna change my love for you?

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

'fraid not

think rock

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

why haven't you been listening to

the Frogs?

(maybe that is the Frogs, I really don't know)

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

kazaa is

being a bastard. although i have received golden showers.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

is it

rhoobarb and custard?

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

no, that would be

ner ner ner nerr, ner ner ner nerr, ner ner ner nit nit ner.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

that's on my phone

(should I admit to that?)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

Yes, coz Rhubarb and Custard

were flimmin' brill!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

oh good!

I'm pleased.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)

they were great

/flood of happy memories

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)

the final countdown

europe.

if it isn't it should be

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

ooooohhh

that's good, but its not the one

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

shot to the heart

bon jovi

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

i'll put you

out of your misery. it was the intro to 'since you've been gone' by rainbow. i think it was rainbow anyway

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

you weren't joking

that IS rock

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

Is it

Celine Dion - My heart will go on?

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

question for isthisfans

what should i do about

this?

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

I don't know

I have no idea of what she is trying to say.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

answers

on an email please

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

wow

something found!!
is that the first one ?

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

you should probably take it down.

I mean, those details might be her home address or something.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

it is her

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

true

true

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

reaply to the email - check it's her

if it is, take it down and you have a nice new publicity story.
Yay you - that would be v cool if it was her and a nice story.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

i've sent her loads of replies

but she doesn't seem to understand what's going on

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

can you do it via the Japan Centre?

would they have someone that could translate maybe?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

According to that thing

She is the Japan Centre.

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

thing == page

I forgot the word. Duuhh me.

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

I have a friend

who speaks Japanese fluently. I'll ask her.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

perhaps you could get her to compose an email

that i could send to the woman, thus reassuring her and sorting everything out...?

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

James - ask your friend -

it would be very cool.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

I've asked her to translate it.

I'm sure she would. I'll email you from isthisyou.co.uk.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

Ask her to check the photo again...

Is she sure it's her?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

that's the

funniest thing i've ever seen

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

Why is there a bus sign

on her neck? Does the N37 stop there?

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

weren't you here a while back

when we were talking about London timetables? She is one. Ask when it's due, if shes pugged in she speaks.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)

She's been phased out

around my way, and replaced with little boards that have a piece of paper on them. Rumour has it she was more accurate and less inclined to be smashed, tagged and pee'd on.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

we haven't got as many now either

I live in south London. Someone stole her and used the money they got for crack.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

A dieing breed.

A few can still be found in deepest darkest devon, where the buses only come twice a day and the kids eat Ambrosia Cream Custard so they aren't so hyperactive.

What am I talking about?

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

Is she saying she is the japan centre?

very confusing, but not altogether unpleasent, she would have to be quite tall to be the Japan Centre, i wonder how many visitors she gets a day?