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i think this is asking to be photoshopped

needs to be made with a headly or gaz top head or something

(why do i keep starting sentences with "i think" today?[when i clearly don't])

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

only if it is tastefully done

as the man was a comedy god.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

too true

no rant necessary here

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

Er not sure if it's obvious what I'm getting at here...

Still the kitten with the gun is quite smart IMHO...

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

yea i got it

the matrix type thing eh? where the camera spins around and everything stays still for a second. am i right?

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

Yeah

the 3D isn't quite right though so it looks a bit wierd...

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

nicely done

woo, yay & houpla

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

of course it's not cute...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

bloody hell!

Not dogs as well?
I've enough problem with seagulls where I live!

(brothershamass, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

Here is a useful site for us all.

It tells you how not to kill your kitty.

new.mypetstop.com

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

motion sickness on your own desktop

clicky-swirly-wallpaper

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)

b3ta for dog lovers

Somehow, it's just not as cute.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)

Well theres

no imminent death is there?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:18, archived)

Odd definition of cute

But why not? Fetch the jump leads.

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

I think it's a nice tribute

to Linda Lovelace. She did a bit of "dog-loving" in her time, didn't she.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

at least she never

won any female golf tournaments... that's just dirty

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:25, archived)

i was quite saddened

to hear she had died. she was a legend.

anyone interested in the porn inustries only surviving legend should check out www.ronjeremy-themovie.com - it isn't porn, its just about it.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

<rant>

she had a fucking awful time,
raped, beaten, never made a cent from a film that grossed millions of dollars, spent the rest of her life campaigning against pornography...
so how does that make her a legend?

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

she was raped and beaten?

i didn't know that. i knew she campagned against porn, i didn't know about that oother stuff. maybe less of a legend then.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:30, archived)

i'd never actually heard of her

being young and innocent

but that obit thing posted yesterday said her husband forced her into it..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)

damn

i didn't read abut it, someone just told me that she died. i always thought she'd done a bunch of films and then found God or something. i had also always wanted to watch Deep Throat just because of its status as one of the first films of its kind, i don't thik i'll bother now.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

Porn!

what is it good for?! absolu.... well, wanking probably.....

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)

i posted this but it disappeared cos someone else deleted their message

the porn industry is built around the exploitation of men, but no men have trouble with that, so its fine. it is only when cunts take advantage of impressionable young 'actresses' and stuff like that that it becomes this sordid nasty thing. i think porn is a necessary evil, aggressive young males need something to whack off to, cause the only other option most of them think of is violence. while a lot of people disagree with pornography, i think it makes the world slightly safer.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

We could always

get rid of the aggressive young males. Bring back gladiatorial circuses I say. Or have a nice big World War or something...

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

oh, now i feel really bad about that joke.

I think lots of horrible things happen to lots of people in the porn industry, sometimes more dreadful than others, and of course that's a bad thing. I'm sorry for any offence caused.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

jeez

all getting a bit serious here. i cant see how it would cause offence, i think this has just degenerated into a moralistic debate. I think people should just stick to posting things that make me laugh. Come on, chop, chop, i want humour please, my work is depressing enough thanks...

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:44, archived)

i know

bit of a headfuck for a Wednesday morning...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

heres me

stuck making countless door textures and i load up B£TA to get mesel a giggle. Not good people, this place keeps my sanity and sense of humour alive so back to more funny things i fink, especially in a morning as well.......

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)

door textures??

are you sure you don't want me to kill you?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

it may

be for the best i think. id probably welcome it right now. so long as you did it with panache.....

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

<head in sand>

ooh, that's better

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:47, archived)

Quite.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

don't YOU

get at me too... I'm sorry, okay, I'm terribly terribly sorry.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

not offended

i was just questioning her status as a 'legend', that's all. i don't think she would have seen it that way.

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)

oh right.

Oh good, I'm glad. And I completely agree, too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

I'm not sure if I should post this..

I think it might be a little big for the board.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

*groan

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

hahahahaha

tat has made my day. this day is gonna be good now.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

Mine's

gonna be shite - already killed my boss. On the run.

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

On the run

with your laptop?

Ran to the nearest hotel with an internet connection.

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

ba dum

tssh

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stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)

you were right

it was. tsk.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:21, archived)

it's destined

for classic status

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:22, archived)

is this

largely inappropriate?

or is it just not fucking showing?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)

I vote

(b)!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:25, archived)

cuntsmeg.

edit: its working now.its just shit.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

nope

i see it, and yes that looks inappropiate to me
but i like it anyway

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

that's more

like it

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

When rubber duckies attack

[a]www.envasion.net/articles/duck.html[/a]

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Silentbob, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)

Back to

real work with you!! I need the bandwidth!

(moonbloke, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

Hmm

/me sends his band of evil duckies to Moonbloke's desk.

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Silentbob, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

I think today should be a day of reposts

besides, the morning people probably have'nt seen this:

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:02, archived)

I disagree.

Unless its that hilarious picture of the woman and her glass cock...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)

really?

which picture is that? i dont recall seeing it...

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:05, archived)

what's

this about a glass cock?

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stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:07, archived)

glass

cock?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:11, archived)

Its just the way i'm sitting...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:19, archived)

yay

together with "no, its just the way my trousers hang" that is the all-purpose rude-question response from crap sitcoms. brilliant.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

It wasn't glass...

Ok just a small one then...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)

*retreats under duvet*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)

Morning all

Just trying to secure my place as one of history's finest surrealist [piss] artists....

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:55, archived)

a little white box with a red cross

Genius!

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)

Bloody 20m.com

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)

you wanna try lycos

they've not let me down yet.
(now thats an omen if ive ever said one)

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:59, archived)

now that

i like

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)

I used to use lycos

but they are more flakey than 20m in my experience.

Plus their WebFTP is fooking shite. Its fine one minute, the next it refuses to work.

With 20m.com I can upload first time, with lycos it would sometimes take 20 goes before I'd just think "fuck it" and give up.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)

well, t'works now

and might i congratulate:

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)

i'm having a scrambled brain day

and these things confuse me.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:11, archived)

what

things?

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)

things that are

that claim not to be
and suchlike

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:15, archived)

But really

they're not. And thats the point.

Maybe you should study french surrealist art more? (says someone who 'gets it' but hasn't studied french surrealist art in his life...)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:20, archived)

is it time for someone to do

ceci n'est pas une Crack-pipe yet?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)

i would normally understand

but someone has replaced my brain with cotton wool today. and it hurts :(

i'll look at it again tomorrow and i'm sure it will all be perfectly clear

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)

Its not funny if you explain it

Well, actually, the underlying core of meaning to the whole perplexing issue is fairly dull, but the repeated posting to the board of references is actually a fairly amusing in-joke.

Except when it has to be explained all the time.

Use this information miserly.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

It's also funny

because pipe in french also means blowjob.

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

In german, 'pipe' means:

"Fucksocksing Cuntymint sledge fudge moose I CANT FUCKING HUMUS!!!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

hummus (sp?)

i like hummus.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

Houmous

apparently

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

Actually

neither "humus" or "hummus" is wrong:

Clicky

Also, is there a site like dictionary.com but with proper english instead of americanese?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

it would be so much simpler

if they just called it chick pea mush

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

Yes but

"I CAN'T FUCKING CHICK PEA MUSH!!" doesn't have the same comedic quality.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

it's close, but you're right.

It's not as genius.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

indeed it does.

Like "mein all mein" means "this is a joke about Anne Frank"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

German humour. Just can't fault it.

That line is still the best thing ever written.

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

Yes.

I think i'll post it whenever someone posts something unintelligable :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

i find that

with 20m it usually takes a while for stuff to show on the board, it takes a few refreshes or posts before i can see shit.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

I've put this on a half decent server now

the other one was red x ing all over the place.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

i hate

to be the one to break it to you..

*edit* oh.. it seems other people can see it. i can't :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:52, archived)

Huzzah!

I'm being used in other b3tan's work. I've finally made it.
*wipes tear from eye*.
Suits him, too.

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)

I just noticed

the 'GAZ' in the bbc logo.
hee hee

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

hee hee

didnt notice that either, gaz top gear heh heh

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)

well done

woo for subtlety.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

i love home-made advertising

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

You can't escape the feeling

that she's actually saying "Come back with my camera, you thieving get!"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:16, archived)

i just wonder

why Terry Nutkins is selling film for a living...

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

she's saying

"don't you dare get that film developed at Boots..."

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

Too obvious?

Hope this hasn't been done before...

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:35, archived)

Good job

especially on the sign at the back...

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:42, archived)

well

spotted..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)

Oooh!

Just noticed the sign - jolly good!

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)

only just noticed as well

whos in front of the sign at the back. oh oh, i think theres a disaster ahead..

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

Always spend far too much time on details me...

Quick question where can I get the kitten pic? I remember seeing a site with all the usual B3ta board suspects but cant remember where it was...

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:51, archived)

Its

Here

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:53, archived)

Cheers!

Right now just need to pop along to google and...

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:56, archived)

I think this deserves a repost

Coz im kinda proud of it...

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:27, archived)

yes.

and indeed you should be sir! i dont believe I've ever seen the domokun so scared. poor little bugger.

(crazymum, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:39, archived)

feck!

You wouldn't believe it but yesterday i wrote a message to the board asking what that programme was - but couldn't think of how to describe it. I never actually posted that message.

So - what is that program?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:03, archived)

winrar

I believe is the program you were thinking of

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:06, archived)

Yay and Woo

I have my computer back at college now. The have replced the CPU after the last one fried at 86 Degrees cos the fan stopped working. Bugger.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:27, archived)

I used to work in a studio

where you could keep pizza warm on the power supply to the mixing desk..

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Ted, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:28, archived)

Its the

Room we are in. It has about 25 computers, pretty small room, it gets realy hot. All the computers only have one cpu fan, they need about 3. It just gets to hot and all the computers screw up. O well, not my money there wasteing fixing them all.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:37, archived)

Don't believe the pipe

Don't don't

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:07, archived)

You lie.

You are not a pipe.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:15, archived)

Maybe other things

are pipes, but not you.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:20, archived)

that made me smile

and i have severe pmt, a banging headache, and it's only half past 9 and my day is going like shit already :(

i need to go home and wrap myself in a duvet and play with b3ta :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:27, archived)

oh dear

*searches for a unicorn in a duvet* watch this space

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:39, archived)

there you are. (nice chain)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:41, archived)

that's pretty :) thank you :)
i think i might put that in my profile as a picture of me, if you don't mind

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:42, archived)

feel free (oh I see you have)

I just nicked it off google anyway

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)

You're not

you're bloody not, you know

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:40, archived)

Hey Vulga

downloaded your mix, will listen to it today. Starts very nicely...

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:48, archived)

Agent Vulga

I have replied to your e-mail.

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Witty, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:48, archived)

happiness...

is a half pipe... or a crack pipe...

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:46, archived)

Profile for user Dean

a member for 61 days
has posted 218 messages
of which 12 have appeared on the front page.

And this is my first ever creation actualy using photoshop.

and it took me an hour.

and its crap.

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 7:49, archived)

It's wooyayingly good...

...but how did it take you an hour??

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:04, archived)

I dont normaly use photoshop

I normaly make still images with *shudder* MS Paint and gifs with that little gif animator program. Plus i had no idea what i was doing, so i was playing about with using layers and such.

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:12, archived)

I present to you

the new equivilant to "cliche kitty".

Let us put him in stuff.

(OtaKuno, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 7:03, archived)

I would

put him on a nice Ducati myself, wearing an amoosing t-shirt but alas no tools. sob. the mind is willing....

(squeaks, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 7:15, archived)

the T1.38

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Joelf, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:57, archived)

I did a wonderful piccy

of a kitten with that bullethole thing once.

But I used up my monthly netfirms bandwidth already... so all I can do is tell you about it!
*sob*

Come find me on May 1st.

(OtaKuno, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 6:58, archived)

Marvellous!

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MartinH, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:31, archived)

haha

and he's rolling on onions!?

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

Guitar god

(Hairy Midget, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:43, archived)

Scooby reveals Jimmy's real identity...

(crashtheyank, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:59, archived)

is that jane fonda?

she's hot.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

Yes of Barbarella Workout Video fame.

(crashtheyank, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:09, archived)

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