ok sorry if its a semi fred waste butheres a preview of what the pecker site will hopefully look like...
any advise or comments on how do to change it etc are welcome
(any advise or comments on how do to change it etc are welcome
?,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:18,
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:)I think the spam was relevant!
I really do love that shirt! I've already impressed the ladies with it!
(I really do love that shirt! I've already impressed the ladies with it!
dogsbollocks,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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i've noticed you're not currently offeringany hodgeheg options = (
(
evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:24,
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email him the suggestion..And he might do it for you?
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:29,
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i like that a lottis unique and wooyay
(
The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Zoo"){kind=small}
two attempts at Bob MonkfishNeither of which made the transition from brain to photoshop as I'd hoped.
(
Ambiguous,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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he whiffs a bit too!last time something smelt like that the odour was drifitng out of a back alley in hong kong
( Ambiguous,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:24,
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Squids!who doesn't love them? :)
edit: watch this thread, for more squids are on their way
(edit: watch this thread, for more squids are on their way
notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:12,
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my dad used to get the creepsabout anything octopus/squid related
( _null_,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:12,
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maybe one of them ate him as a child or something along those linesi have nothing to say in this here message bocks
Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:13,
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never has the phrase"if it has legs, you'll do it" been more appropriate
( _null_,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:13,
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Thank you.I was bored on a holiday in Cornwall without net access, but with access only to DVD-rips of a few of my films.
And a copy of ImageReady...
(And a copy of ImageReady...
?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:18,
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i don'tknow that word... yet. What does it mean?
( notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:15,
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thay look like octopusessquids are more pointy:
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:20,
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thanksmr pedant :)
I didn't know that. honestly
(I didn't know that. honestly
notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:23,
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hehdon' worry 'bout a thing
'cos evry little thin' s'gonna be alright
('cos evry little thin' s'gonna be alright
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:25,
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i'm working with him!He's playing the baddie in a film i'm working on at the mo'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:12,
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i had a spacehopperhe ran away
*woo yay sobs*
(*woo yay sobs*
Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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now THISisa a bandwagon I like!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:08,
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yay!I love these!
resists urge to repost
(resists urge to repost
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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arf!and thrice arf!
that is great!
(that is great!
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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huh? mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:10,
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it's sad for me to say this,but you'd have had to have been on b3ta a year ago to get it.
(
bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:11,
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hmmm,almost exactly a year, i'd estimate. in the afternoon, though.
( bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:14,
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well, a couple of weeks out but not too bad :)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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ahI'm only a ickle B3ta baby
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:15,
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Christ....
...what the hell was I drinking last night?
the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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Why not just post a picture oforiginal flavor orange Tang?
Quenching the thirst of astronauts since 1823!
(Quenching the thirst of astronauts since 1823!
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:03,
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Because Tango and Tang are two separate things,you Yankee twummockmangler!
( ?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:08,
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front page someones textyou know you want to
( Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:12,
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Wait...What was the original of that photo? It looks familiar.
Edison, was it?
(Edison, was it?
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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Nah, just an old portrait of a victorian mp I picked up......standard "thoughtful" pose probably nicked from the Edison pic tho!!
( the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:03,
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there appears to bevery bad tidings on that paper he's holding.
woo you, that rocks
(woo you, that rocks
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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He resembles myhigh school political science teacher.
woo piccy!
(woo piccy!
Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:10,
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you amuse me!you say 'kill it' to every animal post!
Woosome mouse, like the clogged one earlier
(Woosome mouse, like the clogged one earlier
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:58,
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anything that is cute i doand i say 'how much for just the corpse?' to anything gothic.ink or whatever her name is, posts
( Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:06,
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And it does indeed appear to bea little mouse with clogs on.
( ?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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i'm beginning to realise why you say things.and that makes me worried.
/descent into madness
(/descent into madness
bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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Hats for Clowns (Weebl vs The World Remix)stupid bloody typos. misnamed the file on the server, fixed now
So, I decided to enter Weebl's Hats for Clowns remix competition. Only I decided to mashup rather than bootleg, and after a lot of work in (of all things) Flash, I came out with this little number which, while reasonably crap, has at least some comedy value.
Heck, it features Atomic Kitten, among others. It has to have some comedy value.
Because my server's constructed mainly of duct tape and cabbage leaves, only the 32kbps OGG file is available for public download. Amazing how good it sounds for less than a meg, though. It should still work in all good players. And if it doesn't, your loss.
Hats For Clowns (Weebl vs The World Remix) (0.92Mb OGG file)
Comments not just requested, but required.
(So, I decided to enter Weebl's Hats for Clowns remix competition. Only I decided to mashup rather than bootleg, and after a lot of work in (of all things) Flash, I came out with this little number which, while reasonably crap, has at least some comedy value.
Heck, it features Atomic Kitten, among others. It has to have some comedy value.
Because my server's constructed mainly of duct tape and cabbage leaves, only the 32kbps OGG file is available for public download. Amazing how good it sounds for less than a meg, though. It should still work in all good players. And if it doesn't, your loss.
Hats For Clowns (Weebl vs The World Remix) (0.92Mb OGG file)
Comments not just requested, but required.
?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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downloading nowwill comment in a bit
:-)
woo yay for being arsed though
(:-)
woo yay for being arsed though
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:54,
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Damn...Downloading the codec now... stupid Windows Media Player... *stabs Windows Media Player for being crappy*
(
so long and thanks for all the fish,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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It's worth the download for OGG, though.I was really surprised how much difference there was - MP3 sounded like... well, like someone really overcompressed the music in a Flash movie. OGG, while not sounding as good, was still reasonable.
( ?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:56,
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Ogg......is great. I have it on my Linux box. Just stuck on Windoze. Got the codec, song rules.
( so long and thanks for all the fish,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:58,
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I use nothing else.mpeg compression's kinda shit for tunes.
( helmetcream,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:02,
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Oh my god...Woosome musicification
( so long and thanks for all the fish,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:58,
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that's epic!sort of like soulwax, in a way
ooh, oggy!
(ooh, oggy!
spacefish bong!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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Now, if anyone can give me the *two* connectionsbetween all those background songs, I'll be most impressed.
( ?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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woo & yaynice mix, i couldn't do that, i'd only put some cds in a blender and call that a mix
(
BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:03,
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Erm.. what competition?thanks for telling me about it, I'm leaving in 14 hours!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:03,
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Weebl's home pagehas had it up for ages.
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk
(www.weebl.jolt.co.uk
?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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Can't play the ogg thoughsorry.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:16,
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Try WMP if you have itit'll download the codec for you.
Not that it really matters, anyway.
(Not that it really matters, anyway.
?!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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that's really nicely doneI must get round to one of those.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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thisis what i'm drawing most of the time. Elves, fairies, treefolk.
you can see i've been working on the norks for quite some time
(you can see i've been working on the norks for quite some time
notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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You know what,that's the biggest breasts I've ever seen on a tree...
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:47,
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IT IS NOT AN ARSE!!!i made this at school when i was bored, don't worry, it was in a halfterm week in my diary.
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:39,
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with a syringestuck in it. maybe that's why he's bending over.
( bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:41,
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seeing as no text has ever been properly frontpagedi say we should have a vote on one that should
and then be ignored by the mods
(and then be ignored by the mods
Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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a poembut b3ta isn't a democracy. It's ruled by the magic donkey
( kitty meow meow,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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i know, but all we needis one mod on our side...
( Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:48,
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there's no reasonwhy text shouldn't front page, and I suspect that it has happened in the past. Maybe we just ned a really good text post...
( barnesy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:49,
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you may be righthas there been a text fp spacefish?
Anyway, if they'd get that spazz for the fp sorted...
:)
(Anyway, if they'd get that spazz for the fp sorted...
:)
kitty meow meow,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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i wrote a huge poem on one of my frontpagesit still had an image, but i think it got frontpaged because of the poem
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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yehi know that rob, pep, cal and flibz are some of them
and theres a lot more i think
(and theres a lot more i think
Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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there's about 30 modstheir identity isn't available for public viewing but if you pay close attention you might be able to figure out who some of them are
( evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:56,
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see what gets FPed and whentry and figure out who might have done it
and then there's the ones who flaunt their mod status
[edit: like me - flibz]
edit: fuck off and get your own message!
(and then there's the ones who flaunt their mod status
[edit: like me - flibz]
edit: fuck off and get your own message!
evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:01,
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it's all a bitmasonic... no mod knows more than 2 other mods... in case one goes bad!
( flibz,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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democracy is overrated anywaythe problem with letting the people decide is that most people are wrong
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:49,
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i'dvegone for ignorant sun reading fuckwits, but wrong is also good
( lady_delirium,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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one of the feetlooks like an anvil dropped on it
( lady_delirium,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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not an arseand if you look carefully in the top of the 8 it says frank, they are an arm and a leg.
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:42,
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TJanyone else got AQA B psychology module 4 tomoro?? im totally shitting myself about it
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:42,
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IF YOU WANT TO PASS,TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND LEARN THE PYSCHOLOGY.
( bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:42,
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Hmm...I need about 80% just to pass the sodding things. DAMN YOU, OXFORD!!!
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:45,
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your profile says you're a medical students.now, excuse me, but i'd be really fucked off if a doctor didn't know what they were on about!
( bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:48,
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Hell yeahLess than 2 weeks and I'll be resigning myself to retakes. :(
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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I've gota psychology degree, even though I never stopped playing on the net while I was doing it!
edit - but yes, Bananaman's advice on this one is quite a lot better than mine!
(edit - but yes, Bananaman's advice on this one is quite a lot better than mine!
barnesy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:43,
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whats a psych degreelike to do, im thinking it might b better than biochemistry
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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I enjoyed it a lot.I made a few mistakes I wish I could go back on now though. The first year was just like A level psych all over again, so I cruised it, then continued cruising for the second year, which was harder, and counted for half of the final marks. Ooops!
( barnesy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:47,
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Hah.I was a MUD addict throughout my undergrad time. Had to request a ban in order to get through my exams. Oh dear.
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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i fucking hate it when people are rightspecially when they arent me
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:43,
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That has to bethe most arse-like not arse that I've ever seen.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:43,
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when i drew itit wasn't supposed to be an arse, i suppose you are all right, how can i argue with fello b3taians
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:45,
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:)See? We're always right.
Subconciously, you were drawing an arse.
Now *puts on freud specs* tell me about your mother...
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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Subconciously, you were drawing an arse.
Now *puts on freud specs* tell me about your mother...
my mother is rather...nice...YAY CAKE!! :D
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:49,
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I was made redundant at the end of Marchthus losing my constant b3ta feed. The broadband was the only reason that I kept turning up every day.
Since then I've been temping and start as a receptionist at a hospital on Monday. So still no daytime b3ta, but loking better for long term job prospects and planned return to uni.
I miss b3ta.
(Since then I've been temping and start as a receptionist at a hospital on Monday. So still no daytime b3ta, but loking better for long term job prospects and planned return to uni.
I miss b3ta.
missing,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:48,
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Hooray!You haven't been around much. Have you been missing?
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:40,
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woo!reminds me of a guy i was seeing, whose parents invited me to a steak house, knowing damn well i dont eat meat...
( lady_delirium,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:42,
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a mistookor an unsubtle hint?
i demand context!
(i demand context!
spacefish bong!,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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well the guy inquestion was Vulga, so i am guessing 'fuck off stop seeing my son' was the pretext of the invite
(1997, i've grown up now, of course)
((1997, i've grown up now, of course)
lady_delirium,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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hahahahahahahahah!Vulga has protective parents!? hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah
Oh, I could laugh all night!
(Oh, I could laugh all night!
Alfie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:48,
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really?i had no idea idea you two knew each other, let alone used to see each other
anything else i should know?
(anything else i should know?
evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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And there was allthat trouble with the dead kennedys album
( welshtroll,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:37,
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Harrharr, or as someone on the night shift once intoned-
Easy, Giger!
(Easy, Giger!
helmetcream,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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aw!but he's so cute and woosome
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:43,
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poor thingI suppose running away wouldn't help either
( Milkman Dan,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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