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Dammit

I missed my 100th day as a board member and could someone give me a picture to potatoshop cause i ac nnever find any good ones!! and it will be my best ever i will spend more than 5 minutes making it.....

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

her smile intrigues me

It has an edge of desperation to it.

(The Unknown Anorak, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

It probably bores you lot ... but I like it when b3ta gets mentioned in the press

femaleorshemale2 is site of the day in The Mirror today. Nice little write up which shows that they actually read the newsletter, rather than the link being forwarded to them.

(

rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

I`m suprised it isn't featured more often

given the err...somewhat controversial content at times, like when mumsy died! I was expecting an outcry from the Sun or something like "Stop these internet sickos" (and Charoltte Church with her tits out on page 3)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

charlotte church

had the camels foot on saturday. i saw her.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

I'd Love to see...

Charlotte Church's Camel's Foot.

Hmmmmmmmm....
Camellllllll....

(Apocalypse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

you guys do know

shes only about 15?

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

she's 16 now

legal.

(

rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

:o)

thats good to know!

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

There's apparently...

A site that is counting down to the date she becomes legal. I know its not right, but she's certainly looking older than her age. I think I might move to cambodia... with my new mate... Gary Glitter.

(Apocalypse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:33, archived)

yes

it belongs to an ex-friend of mine.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

we'd probably get more press ...

... if I could be arsed to write press release. Many of the tech columns in national papers are largely built from subbing press releases. However, I can't be arsed, and it's more amusing seeing stuff turn up randomly.

(

rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

Cool

my mother in law reads that religiously every day. Not that she has a computor or anything...

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

linky?

and how's yer maw? Did she make you beef last night?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

just got sent this.....

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

you'll find me in the kitchen at work today...

standing in front of a huge vat of that stuff, ladling it out to anyone who wanders in mistakenly looking for coffee.

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

what?

your going to ladle out shut the fuck ups at people looking for coffee in your kitchen. Thats a bit harsh, but fair I suppose.

I'll try not to let the door hit me on the way out.

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

I took my ipod to....

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six50, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

morning all...

anyone had a go at that spear-tossing game?
i can't get higher than 530ish...some buggers have got into the 630s...how?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:42, archived)

yes me too

It was driving me mad!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)

Yeah

I was trying for fooking ages and couyldn't get more then 530ish as well.
Think I'll try again

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

i think

those high scores are fake!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

I reckon

if you press the right key combination a little rocket fires out the spear giving that extra bit of distance...possibly

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

That godhatesfags.com

is mad. They reckon the Queen Mum's in hell.

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)

fag-enabling

prime minister tony blair? i don't know why i find that so funny.

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

Its like he

Switches them on by the sound of it...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

its like out of star trek or something

"computer.... enable fags"

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

'mince factor 10...

mr Sulu'
'ooooh go on with you! - i thought you'd never ask - mince factor 10 it is!'
'i'm a doctor, not a drag queen'
and on...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)

"Dammit Jim

Im a doctor not a gay switch onner!"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

and all the doors go...

(pssss...bj...fiver!)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)

shut

that
door!

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

Fags enabled Captain Kirk

Good. Fire the fags at will, we'll scare those klingons into defeat.

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

'load torpedos'

'torpedos loaded captain!'
'oh god that feels good'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

"kirk, you leave us klingons no choice but to destroy your ship"

"ooh, get her...."

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

Bones, I need you on the bridge...

"Dammit Jim, i'm not pulling another glass golfing trophy out of spock's gary glitter"

(Apocalypse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

I was going to make a joke

about him turning them on, but I forgot what I was going to say, and now the momemtn has passed.

Nutscurf!

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

I like the

"Hitler says she's the most dangerous woman on earth" Oh well that proves it, send her to hell now...

(

Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:44, archived)

should we really

trust hitler's opinion?

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

and wasn't hitler gay anyway?

...

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

well he surely could

dance

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

Does me

Ordering coach tickets show me up as the wuss I am for not learning to drive?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:34, archived)

depends where you're going -

is it Sainsbury's?

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)

Its a little

Bit further, infact I might be going on the open road.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:37, archived)

ah - to

Ikea then?

(wingnut, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:42, archived)

No, no

Past the flyover, around the hills, through a tinpot town, and then i think im there, though its says im being dropped in a layby.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:47, archived)

Well these coach trip

companies do some excellent value for money sight seeing excursions to laybys. The best are those with dubious yellow plastic sacks on them.

(wingnut, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

I remember

Many barmy summer days playing"medical waste or dead body". We used to laugh so much ...........

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

Probably kind of missed the point

but what the hey! It's Christmas!

Shit - didn't I clean up that corner? Christ, I'm a fucking slob!

(qwerty, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

Its Called A.......

Kinder Egg And If Im Not Mistaken Kinder means Child So Are There Some Sic Twisted Scientists Somewhere Extracting Eggs From A Small Childs Ovaries If So I Am Disgusted Of My Posting

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

Sacrifice Theory

Whst's With The Capital Letters All The Time? Just Out Of Curiosity, Like.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:30, archived)

spooky,

I just wrote almost exactly the same thing below....

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

wow

you even used the same ungrammatical use of ',like'.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

Woooa

when they said b3ta collective I didn't realise they ment like the borg collective.

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

we think

as one.

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)

he's using

up all my leftovers

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

ah I've worked it out now.

Sacrifice Theory uses capitals to make up for the lack of punctuation... makes it like a continuous train of thought in which Every Word Is Important?

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

slightly

james joyce-ish?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:42, archived)

dunno

I did Philip Larkin.

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

Nice Use Of Capitols

On Your Posts, Btw...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

Sorry!!!

For Some Reason I Taught Myself To Type With A Capital On The Beginning Of Every Word I Type Am I Special?

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:34, archived)

yes special

like special schools.

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:37, archived)

my education

was speshul.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

Woo!

Finally Someone Besides My Mum And My Friends Has Called Me Special I Thank You

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

special

i find it off-putting and hard to read, sorry

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

Sorry

I will change the way i type just for you and now i can type faster but spell worser lol is that better?

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

that's lovely.

thanks.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

shes my kind of lady

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breel, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

I Like.....

The Guy In The Background With The Board Thingy Saying "Fag Flag" It Made Me Laugh

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)

Even better, it's upside down

the fuckwit.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:18, archived)

Well I Think...

Its Trying To Relate To The Reasoning Of "Fags" Doing It The Wrong Way Round If You Know What I Mean (Playing Hide The Salami And Being Brown Bananna Farmers)

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

Is there any reason

why you put so many capitals in?

Just curious, like.

(Amerella, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

A flag upside down

is a way of showing disrespect for a country, that's why symeteric flags are all the rage these days.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

Well Ok Then.....

How Was I Supposed To Know I'm Young And i Was Joking And Plus Its Too early For Me To Be Politically Correct And All That Stuff And My Strange Theories Are Sometimes Funny Apparently

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:32, archived)

ermm

err...I was just trying to be informative

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

Sorry

I Was Going Off On One Wasn't I My Doctor Told Me To Be Calm With Ppl On The Internet Especially The Ones That Send Me Naked Pictures Of Them And Ask Me If I Want Some Sweeties ,,,,,,,Im Sorry

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)

do you want to see some puppies?

well stick around if you do because I`m sure there'll be some later :)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

Once My Kittens Are Born...

i will send u guys a picture of one of them to the board and woo puppies cant wait

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

Hold Up....

do you mean puppies as in breasts??? im scared

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

no as in fluffy dog puppies

do not be alarmed

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

Or mourning

as in an upside down union jack.

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

Damn

I was hoping he was just a homer-phobic, white trash fuckwit.

Do you think he's that clever? Please tell me he's just a fuckwit.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)

yeah

i think he is being homophobic. looks like a twat parade

(juniorsquire, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

Wow

Jazzy earsocks. Is green in this season then?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)

focked if I know

Im coloured blind

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breel, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:19, archived)

are you?

so are rob and Cal.

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

does rob

know he's ginger?

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

shhh

don't tell him

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

he found out the way all gingers do

by the constant rounds of people pointing, laughing and asking what colour his pubes are.

(

pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

i feel

his pain.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:30, archived)

i don't think that's true actually -

but I thought you'd like it
:)

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

actually

it just brought back painful memories.

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:44, archived)

*resists

temptation*

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:30, archived)

now now

don't make me have to fight you on behalf of all gingers.
;-)

(

pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:34, archived)

are you

the official gingers spokesperson then?

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

no no

I just like fighting, you know how it is.

(

pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

well, that's

gingers for you

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

do you

fuckin want some?

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)

leave it mate he's

not worth it. oh hang on its me. um, no i'd really rather not.

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)

i am actually

very small and weak. fear not.

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

Oooh

mee too. I can't remember what particular defect I have, there are several similar shades I can't tell the difference between.

(

Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

look look!

you need this cal made it - it's all about colourblindness and very cool.

(

pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

Apparently I'm

Red-Green Colourblind

Clicky woo

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:34, archived)

Wow

That's far too scientific and inteligent for me.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:37, archived)

it's very cool isn't it.

Cal wrote that in a morning when we weren't that busy.
In the afternoon he created life on a planet in a galaxy far away.

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

totally

but hasnt stopped me doing design for god knows how many years.

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breel, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

I can't see cherries on cherry trees.

My eye doctor made me aware of that. I simply thought nobody could see them, unless they got really really close to the trees. Boy, did that eye doctor have a laugh at my expense, the jackass.

Turns out I can see reds perfectly fine, usually. Whenever I tell someone that I have a color (apologies for the misspelling) deficiency, they always do something silly, such as pointing to their sweater and saying, "So, does this look black to you?" Uhh, no. But when I'm looking at small red letters on a bright background, they look black.

Anyhow, I'm either red deficient, green deficient, or both. Or all three.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

Best Not Be......

Othewise I Would have Gone Out And Brought All Of Those Purple Y-Fronts And Pink Socks For No Reason!!!

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:21, archived)

Has someone already done this?

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giblethead2000, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:11, archived)

Thats

fan-fucksocksing-tastic :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:21, archived)

Morning all

Against my better judgement I went to Dukes last night and now I feel like this...

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

btw

lumpbucket...

did you ever get it on with the pigtails girl?

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

Uhh...

no. But then I don't know who she is :) (apart from some cute bird screaming in a photo on b3ta..)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

she will be mine....

oh yes. she will be mine

(

randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

that's

what the girl in that photo you posted yesterday probably looks like when the layers of slap come off...
Was that you?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

was i

the girl?

(

randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:15, archived)

did you drag up

just to get the man's hat?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

yup

right now i am sitting in my darkened room wearing that hat and nothing else...

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)

I Was.......

Eating Mini Jaffa Cakes For Breakfast And Look What I Got I Was Fascinated.....

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)

hmm

no lick marks - appears to be genuine.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:06, archived)

It Is Genuine I Have No..

Other Way Of proving It Cause I Ate It But I Had Another One Exactly The Same But With Chocolate On The Wrong Side :?

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

Its pure alright

I wonder how they're getting it into the country?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

inside

dogs, i'd wager

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

Its surprising how much

luggage space your average dog comes with these days.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:16, archived)

some even

have those hooks to hang your jacket on

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)

Yeah. Only the posher models

like the chuihuahua (sic?!). Yer basic terrior just comes with an AM radio.

Still, they do the job.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:18, archived)

i've got this fucking

ace labrador. its the kind where you don't need a key, its got heated leather seats, the lot. shit, nearly forgot the walnut dash too.

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:22, archived)

Wicked!

Does it have alloy legs? Power assisted ears?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

yep, got all

that. sadly though my dog has no nose.

(

stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

how

does it smell?

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

You dog has no nose?

How does it snort coke?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)

terrible? um, no

that doesn't work. jamaica?

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

I Was Gunna Say.....

That A dancing Furtive Distracts Customs And Exercise Whilst Miniature Elf Children Smuggle It In Under The Little Pointy Hats But That Would MAke Me Sound Sad!

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:15, archived)

actually

it makes you sound unnaturally happy

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:21, archived)

I Am Only.....

Unaturally Happy At The Weekend Maybe Due To The Fact On Weekends My Name Is Brenda And I Get To Wear A Bra

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

Is this new? Just found it

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Silentbob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:01, archived)

ROB you sic k fucker

I hope you rot in hell for that fish link, got me in much trouble at work (Speaker volume incident)

WELL DONE!!! find another one :o)

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Silentbob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)

I don't think Rob so much found the

link, as recorded the song :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)

Well in that case

Rob (woo) you magnificently (yay) sick (ooplah) bastard!!!

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Silentbob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:16, archived)

ignore this

no really, please do.

(fluff, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:54, archived)

the contrast

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:55, archived)

Ignore what?

(

Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:03, archived)

thread bait

Once upon a time...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:52, archived)

not so long ago

there lived a young girl and her name was Emily.

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fastcar, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:59, archived)

Where did she live?

In a galaxy far, far away

(

Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:03, archived)

with only

a marmot in a jar of marmite for company

(

raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)

kicking aside the pile of bloodied kitten heads

she made her way, blinking, into the sunlight.

(

pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:05, archived)

it had been a heavy night for Emily.

She had spent the night ripping the heads off kittens so she could take photos of them for the B3ta message board.

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fastcar, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

but even though she posted a great picture

she didnt get a single wooyay.
people saw the picture and liked it, but didnt have anything to say about it

emily felt rejected

(

DaWolfey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)

And went to the guns and banjos shop.

But not for a banjo.

"Phase plasma rifle in the 40watt range", she said in an austrian accent.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

"and if it can play

nice banjo-ish tunes as it fries people's brains into a bloodied pulp" she said "all the better"

She was a senstive girl, and had enjoyed the sweet music of a banjo from a young age.

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

The guy from gremlins, who was

working a the guns and banjos shop part time, looked up and said:

"You know your guns".

Emily started loading her gun.

"You can't do that", said the guy from gremlins.

"Wrong" said Emily, and shot him.

"OW! Why the fucksocks did you do that?" said the guy from gremlins, "That really hurt!"

"Sorry", said Emily, "finger slipped".

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

all of a sudden she heard a noise

outside. The entire cast of the A Team had arrived in an armoured personell carrier they'd managed to fashion from an old cardboard box and some cheese...

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

"are you austrian?" asked the shopkeeper.

"no" replied emily.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

unaware of the previous nights

events

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

Wow, it's starting to fork already.

If you want to read about the previous nights events go to 126. If you want to continue making your way out to the sunlight go to 250.

*Rather nerdy reference, i know. where's me coat?*

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:15, archived)

As if by magic...

...a linky appeared

Clicky for mp3.

That song gets played at King Of The Boots nights to much acclaim and that brings us back to B3ta.
I know Diffusion is around here now and again. Last I heard he was going to have one of his songs used in the new C4 series of Top 10... which again brings us back to B3ta.

Everything's connected to B3ta now. It's the new game - Sex Degrees of B3ta.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

Erm.. that was Six Degrees of course

not as if i've got sex on the brain or anything.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

i thought King of The Boots nights

were no more! I went to a couple recently and they we'r mucho funno, bu then I heard they had been called off!

Please fill me in on details if they are still going ....

b3ta and Boots have much in common, both cutting up original stuff to create something miraculously other

(KingMob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:16, archived)

Good Morning folks.

The board was fantastic last night. Yay us!

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:36, archived)

It has its moments

doesn't it? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:41, archived)

I hate missing out in the evenings

i do have internet access at home but my 56k modem is crap...it just can't take it captain..gonna have to get more power, mmmmmmmmmm ADSL

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

adsl is looking like

a must have. I was resisting it, but i can't remember why now.

(KingMob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:06, archived)

I live in rented accommodation

and I'm not sure I want to stay there for another 12 months (that's still the minimum duration of the adsl thing, right?)

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)

no no no there

are plenty of other places you can go apart from BT now.

Now that I think about it thats the reason I didnt go for it before - bloody bastard BT. They have opened up their exchnages to other companies and the new boss of BT has made it his target to get at least a million people on ADSL by next summer.

Check out www.eclispe.co.uk/ - they do it for £50 startup, buy the modem yourself for about £50(all the new companies incur about a hundred quid startup fee in various different ways) and then pay £22.75 a month with no contract. Plus you get a batch of 6 static IP's.

Now - I work for ZDNet UK and we have shit hot internet access here at work as do a lot of offices. The server admin geeks have all just managed to swing ADSL out of the company and they are raving about this eclipse package. They reckon it's much MUCH faster than the access they get at work. So it must be good.

(KingMob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:22, archived)

Eclipse

are fairly smelly. Not evil, like Telewest, but smelly.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)

ADSL

Best place to take a look over all your options is ADSL Clicky Guide

Personally, I'm going for the pipex deal - you buy your own modem and install it yourself, so you need to know 'arf a thing about pooters, but other'n that, it's one of the better ones around...

(</guy>, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

woo! 200 days on the board

will someone do an anniversary woo/yay for me, please? (I'd do it myself, but i haven't time today, and it would only send me closer to kitten hell)

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 7:13, archived)

oh, and last night I made my 350th post

as well, I think. I'm overwhelmed...like the jubilee but with deformed animals and fag haters...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 7:14, archived)

no anim but congratulations

I believe this is what all posters receive after 200 days, yes?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 7:59, archived)

drat

223 days. I must have missed my cake. Mind you, maybe Cal is more deserving since he seems to have been here for 32 years.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:40, archived)

Cal was scripting code,

before you were born. And before he was born aswell. Never underestimate the power of the Cal.

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)

ah the power of the Cal. He has many interesting facts and figures I believe

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

Lonely coo's evil twin...

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csabai, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 6:57, archived)

No!

He's not evil, he's just really unlucky! He just needs a speech bubble saying "Bugger."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:14, archived)

'shi-i-it'

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:38, archived)

I'd go for that - if anyone wrote

"bugger" someone else would be bound to add "me" after, now wouldn't they...

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:45, archived)

well shit me

you're right.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:47, archived)

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