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zebra crossing

...so i was walking down the road and I saw this zebra...

hope you like (1st attempt at ANY sort of gif lol) :

(south, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

If I had a woo yay

I'd just have posted it.

But I don't.

Woo yay to you, nonetheless!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:08, archived)

haha

great!

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)

smart

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

Surely that's

a "Human" crossing?

I like it anyway, gimmie a w
W
Gimmie a o
O
Gimmie a o
O

WOO!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

Nice!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

haha

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

are we to assume

that zebras are driving the cars? with them hooves?

i don't think so...

woo yay and all that

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)

my mate made this

and i think he should join us. can i get a wooyay to encourage him?

click biggerer

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zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

Wooyay!

Houpla, even!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)

no., he's way too good for the likes of us

:)

Woo and Yay, and i'll even throw in an extra houpla

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

Your mate seems like a deranged and disturbed individual.

Bring him along!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

woo

it's the hamster hamper!!!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

I'm in m3ss3ng3r far too much.

I see that hamster behind my eyelids.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

oh, how I do

love that hamster

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

Oooh,

happy un-birthday to you

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)

I offer him my only and much over used

As encouragement

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

I'd not seen it.

The music plays in my head when I see that. Well done for being nostalgic.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)

*encourage*

join us!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

he can have an aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

and a bunny

how old skool is that?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

woo

very nice!

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

oooooh

i want to be there.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

OOohh...

The Lion, the witch, and the scary starey eye!

eep!

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)

what's that bouncing shit all about?

eh? EH?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:08, archived)

which part of

blob goes up
blob comes down
don't you understand?

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)

The bit where he submits a commentary

on the essential Jewishness Of Leopold Bloom....

/I may have not been paying attention to the blob, though....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

he still feels challenged

by the gooseberry in a lift joke... just be gentle.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)

oooh

that am lovely!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)

That is

absolutely beautiful.

Great woo's up Edmund.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)

Better than me

and he hasn't even started yet.

*hangs self*

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)

Poor old Supermoore

he was a good old stick.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

That cunt

is long gone.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)

every bugger

always beats me to the mind piss and it makes me look like I'm copying. I'm not really, I promise.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)

I am:

every bugger
always beats me to the mind piss and it makes me look like I'm copying. I'm not really, I promise.

;P

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)

you must be thinking of a different one

I thought he was a self proclaimed cunt.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)

nice

wool yay

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)

that's lovely...

definitely worth a woo and a yay... :)

join us... join us...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

Yarrrrrrrrrrr

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

WooYay

the hoopla is in the back...

(NetWeasel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

Rolling hills

very nice.

What are we going to put on them?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

whatever you like!

cows, dope-dolls, etc.

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

is it me,

or does the falley look like a snatch and the hills look like a bum?

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

it's you

you dirty man

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)

if they are that colour

when you get to them I think we should be worried.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)

awwwww

*bliss*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)

hæhæhæ...

:D you're hooked!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

woo!

it's like the sea, only grassier!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)

tom jones

sings about it!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

yaaaaaay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:08, archived)

Oh...oh.....my

How..do...you...get...off...this...thing?

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

Linux or MAC

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)

You should move the hills a little slowwer and scroll the clouds slower again for total "bliss".

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

that's about as crazy

as AmericanPsycho's take on it on DeviantArt, but at a 90° crazyness angle

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)

I'M A PIRATE!

I found some lovely photos of the weekend's boozage! They've been keeping me entertained. I also put this scary one in my profile, woo me! look at me!
Also 100% of gibbon has this lovely tune in his profile now, he rocks (not as much as me though, I've been in kerrang)!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)

yay

found it when i got home, it rocks :)

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zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)

You delightfully scary pirate.

I'm going to walk the plank I think.
Tired now.

Night all

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

I'm going too soon

I should have gone ages ago, but gibbon is being drunk and distracting.

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

Aye.

I have to get up soon for work.
But the board was far too entertaining tonight.

Now stop it, and let me go to bed.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)

Really going this time.

I am.

Byeeeeeee

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)

waaaaaaah!

stop shouting!!!!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

I got my camera connecting properly now

so i can share some pics I took at the weekend/week before :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

some very delightlful

bubbles

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

Kerrang?

How 80's.........

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

no decade

rocked like the 80's (apart from the seventies and I was never likely to get in 'Sounds' was I?)

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

Shush!

I'm busy looking for you in back-issues of Look-In.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)

hehe

you bought and kept them all.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)

I can't believe

what a cunt you are!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

you're

far more of a cunt than I am

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:08, archived)

but only half the cunt that supermoore is

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)

ind lass thon twa ueghths thi cent

thot ragen as.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

drunk?

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

tired and emotional

and wanking and crying, obviously.

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

Who's supermoore?

Whoever he is, I bet you'll only be worthy of being half the cunt he is.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

that's too clever a reply for me.

I must be a cunt.

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)

you're more of a cunt

for saying that

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

you do

the maths ;)

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)

would have been 1.

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)

and the rest............

/runs like the wind.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)

poor old fella

can't even do simple arithmetic any more....
and you're running like a girl too.

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)

bony girl arms

flapping in the breeze

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)

RUN FOREST, RUN!

hang on........

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)

I'm scared.

Hold me.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

*YARRR*

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

the scary one

could be open to some x-rated shoppage

my apologies, I'm bored, immature and having difficulty sleeping.

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

i'm wa-

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

¡corazón!

¡aquél es una señora atractiva del pirata!

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

cnt

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)

this is never going to work

;)

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

we must at least try.

to adjust the karmic balance, or some such nonsense

u

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

goddamn it.

I forgot you're a mod. this really isn't going to work.

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:21, archived)

would.

(Even as a pirate)

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

yay

what a great photo
:)

(

pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)

yay you!

you scary photographer!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

ha ha ha

nite nite all

(

pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)

more aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)

hee hee

yarrrrrr!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

If I were a captain

I think I'd be sufficiently scared into giving you my gold

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)

Proboscis Pig

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)

he looks alternately happy and angry.
I reckon he'd have your fingers off.
superb pic

(

mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)

those monkeys

have always disturbed me.
but this one manages to be a little bit cute as well

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

he looks

how i feel.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

mmmmmmmm

partially furry

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

well i only have hair

on my head, so yeah, i'm partially furry.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)

what a delightful

critter

Ill have 6 - the Oyster sauce I think

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

yay a fantabulous

pic to come back drunk to

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)

YALL!

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

The Jorry Loger

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

there,

i've sent out a bucketload of keyframes to people.
M3tatweening 4 has officially begun :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)

So it has!

w00t! Fuck this flash nonsense.

*pardon my French if you're a religious man*

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

God!, i wish you wouldn't swear

*pardon my religion if you're a Frenchman

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

i may actually invest in a decent animation program

so i can take part in a future m3tatween

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

that

is the best news I've heard all day :)

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

I keerhaur you!

Only 41 days to go!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

Rare performance of Tchaikovsky's 'Swan Leg'

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)

How rare

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)

medium rare

(

mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)

Looks more like

a well done

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

cause what we reap

is what we cook at 200 degrees for 45 minutes.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

chicken in a white wine sauce

marks and spencers portions for one

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)

saw you as more of

a Chicken Tonight type

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

never eaten chicken tonight in my life

sorry about that.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

Lies!

Burn the Witch!

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

uncle ben's sweet and sour sauces

the only way to eat chicken if you're feeling desperately uncreative.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)

/repost

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zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)

You know when you tried to compress my FEAR thingy

did you ever have any luck, or did it just wierd out like your remix?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)

i have avi issues - the divx compression i have installed goes all crappy, other kinds of avis are ok but less compressed.

which is a bit of a pain. flash can export as a mov as well as avi, both should work okay on your computer.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)

har har

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)

"does exactly what's all over the tin"

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

varnish up...

...varnish down

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

cock off

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

cock on

(

Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

tommy

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)

Varnish it

Varnish it hard!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

goodnight b3ta

imn going to fggo amnd wallow in self pity for a couple of hours or so asnd pretned like im the only person whos eever had relationship problems before.

night.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)

Bye

Off you go and pretend like everyone doesn't luuuurve you....

/Which we ~~they~~ we do....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

night tom

go have another beer

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

might just do that

got another 4 guiness to go on top of the 13 cans of fosters and 3 shots of aftershocks ive had tonight.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)

Wow.

I'm off to buy shares in Domestos. Something tells me there may well be a demand for it in the morning...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

I'd enjoy the self-pity

if I was you.

the next day's going to be so much worse..

think of the kittens.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

sod the beer

have more aftershock and some avalanche if you got it

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

nope. just guiness.

that tragic thing is, this is a prewtty tam,e fucking night for me, as ivew told you before....

i left most of my friends in toen, theyre still clubbing, but i came home cos i dont think i could bear ebing around loads of couples, and people getting off with each other tonight.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)

okay then

drink more beer.
sounds like a good idea, i believe i'll have another.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

probably not a good idea.

unless i feel like goiung out and smashing someones face up.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

you might feel better

after doing that.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)

Evening Mate and night

just scroleld down - sounds fucking shit mate.

THe only thing you can do is have a beer and listen to fucking good music - then you know that at least two things that are going on are great.*

Ohh and watch Swingers - best movie about breaking up with a gal that I've seen.

Look after yourself.

There's better out there.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)

Watch Showgirls too.

Has fuck all to do with breaking up but at least it's good wanking material.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

you seem to have failed to notice im on thgre intertnet

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

good point

well ish made

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

arf

(

dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

true

but watching a vid negates the potential danger to the keyboard.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)

and fucking

hilarious

needs more shooting in it tho and possibly a moster

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

and perhaps

a dinosaur

with time-travelling abilities

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

...which has become intelligent

some how

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)

because of the meteor

obviously

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)

the one created

by the scientists that meddle with things they don't understand?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

the very

same

naturally, the scientists were russian

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)

angered by the fall of the bolshevik dream

trying to harnish the mighty comet to resurrect stalin and plunge the world into a new epoch of doom

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)

yep, then bruce willis saves the day

and still looks like a cunt

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)

they were too caught up with whether

they could do it rather than if
they should do it.

/Ian Malcolm

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

NIN - Pretty Hate Machine

Beer and volume. The only way.

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)

Pantera- 5 minutes alone

or suicide note part 2. the only way to die....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

The spirit of Hetz compells me to recommend

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
The nearly way of recovery

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

*yawn*

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)

go go gadget

ascii toadstool!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

Eh what?

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

it's like a toadstool shape

www.netguides.org.uk/brownies/bd_images/b_toadstool.gif

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)

Ah. I see.

*backs away slowly*

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)

I getcha.

*turns and fucking legs it!*

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

and the chair was Dr Claw's from Inspector Gadget.


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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)

Night

witchypoos.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

thank god you did that

i was contemplating a shift to some other alcholic concoction.

night night witchluv

xx

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

We'll meet again, Inspector Witchy....

'night.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

goodnight!

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

Aye. Night night to you

I really ought to think about going myself.
Maybe just one more f5

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)

Refresh, and refresh, and refresh,

Loads in this petty pace from press to press,
To the last sleep-deprivation-born genius of recorded time.
And all our wooyays have-

Er - what the hell am I on? I'm off to bed.

Night! :)

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

Just what I was thinking

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

night!

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)

night

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)

night

night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)

taliban obtain a delivery system for wepons of mass destruction

(the 4 catfish of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)

JIIIIMMBBOOOOOO!!!!!

/That is all.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

Mind

piss

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

hehe

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

Jimmmmmbooooooooooooooo!!!!

(

watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

JIMBO!

Although I always thought of Bullseye when that came on....

Shockin' "piss de la mind" for this time of night

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

aha

ahahahaha

it's a long time since i've seen that particular plane.

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (voice box collapses)

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

JIMBOOOOOOOO!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

for

my next pic i was thinking bertha loverly bertha in fish nets and maybe a washing machine what dya think ?

(the 4 catfish of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)

go on son.

perhaps you could do something with long distance clara too?

i would.

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)

Pigeon Street!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)

if you go

to pigeon street

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)

here are some people

you might meet.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

here are the people

who would say

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

hello

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

goodbye

hello

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)

and one guy

milky milky

mary whitehouse referance

(the 4 catfish of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)

you see that guy that says 'milky milky' all the time?

that's you that is.

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)

the fact

you like newman and baddiel turns Jarvis on mmmm

(the 4 catfish of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)

who said i

liked them?

I know a guy that looks just like rob newman, and he's called rob too.

he's sick of people saying it but the cunt won't get his hair cut.

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

I think you're some sort of

sick sicko who needs help for his sick sickness.

This is how Nicky Campbell once described me. 100% of FACT.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)

Jimmmmm bowennnnnnn!

/coat

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

See

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

sorryu all

feeling a bit drunk. cant type very wewell. mistaknely htough you might actully gived a shit about my problems. just fuckign ignore anything ive just said yeah? talk ahotu somehithing fluffy instead.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)

Look!

Over there! A giraffe!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

Aren't rabbits cool?

Ach come on. Just think, a couple of days from now, you'll be meeting b3tans!

Real ones.

And they're all even nicer in reality.
Oh yes.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)

What are you playing at?

The man's suicidal for god's sake! Don't scare him!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

But he's getting picked up by Mo ore,

who's the bigest cunt ever, and everyone hates him.

So things can only get better from there.

;)

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)

Except for Baz

He's even more of a cunt*!

*I can't back that up with any kind of evidence whatsoever...

edit actually, yes i can now...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22baz+is+a+cunt%22

The internet never lies.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)

Bwahahahahahahaaa!

When did your reputation first gather momentum?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

Only in the past 6 months I think.

I was a virtual unknown when I went to the b3ta xmas bash. Now everyone wants to kill me.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)

Was the same at the L33ds bash.

I was the only person around the table I didn't recognise...

Except for rogan's mate who's been caught on camera checking out Dr Phil

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)

heheheheh

*stops laughung as it's mean and immature*

*resumes laughing*

hehehehe

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

we do give a shit

unfortunately it's easier to laugh at your typing than it is to make sensible remarks.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)

'tis the curse of comedy.

or not

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

Aren't they the lyrics to

Why-don't-you?

And I do give a shit, it's not nice when this sort of thing happens but you get to a point where you've got to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with your life be it with or without her.

Unfortunately for us, that stage is usually carried out while sober so that rules tonight out... :¬)

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

everyone gived a shit

we all answered...
some more shit than others!
b3tan diarrhoea all over the place - that won't come out at 40 degrees you know!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

verbal diarrhoea in some cases.....

oh dear....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

mother!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

here, have this

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

that's lovely man

truly lovely

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)

Best I could manage....

POSTS!!!!

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

snarf...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)

congrats, then :)

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)

many people would

twice

congrats

I think ;)

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

hooray

for numbers! ;)

edit: and lesbians!

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

I ass

ume that's tatu is it?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

I could repost here,

but instead I'll just say does anyone know much about flash/actionscript? I'm going to cry in a minute.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

erm...

a bit... what's the problem?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

I'm trying to reduce

a 7mb flash to somewhere around 3. And I don't want to lose music quality. Therefore I've decided to put a game in the pre-loader to make it more bearable.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

that's tricky stuff,

have you looked at the flashkit stuff on preloaders?

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)

I've been reading through.

It should take some time. I just need to weigh up if it's worth the time it would take me to learn the script, or just go back and rebuild the .fla from the original images, compressing them as I go.

Both seem pretty daunting to be honest.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)

have you tried

the optimise option in flash?

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)

Yes

it's got to come out with good music quality or there's no point. I set the J-peg compression as far as it'll go, and only shaved about a meg off.

*pulls out hair*

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)

other than

streaming the music I don't see you've got many other options.

Actionscript looks pretty tricky to me as far as writing games go, but there are plenty of tutorials out there. just depends what kind of game you want to write...

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)

are you jpgs bigger than needed?

talking about area rather than filesize...
if you import a big (area) jpg in to flash you can resize it and compress buggery out of it but fundamentally it's still the big bastard version... worth pre-processing to import them at the dimensions you need...
or import smaller and scale up in flash... lose some image quality but may save a lot of space...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

That's what I'm going to have to do.

I didn't do it at the time as it was my first .fla

I'm just going to have to rebuild the whole damn thing. Arse.

Thank you both very much :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

I know

*everything* about flash and actionscript

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)

But not willing

to share for once?

Has rogan crossed to the dark side? The side that teases and flames new users of the board?

Welcome aboard.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)

I'm evil,

but misunderstood.

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

I'm a misunderstood genius.

What's misunderstood is no-one else thinks i'm a genius.

/Calvin

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)

I'm just evil.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)

No shit Sherlock?

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)

I'd watch™

Well done, proud moment etc. etc.

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

But of course...

I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents for doing such a sterling job and finally special thanks must go to that lass i pulled back in '98 who made come so hard i thought my nose was going to start bleeding.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)

Er.

I was thinking the same. What are the chances eh?

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)

I'm not in the least bit surprised.

She didn't have so much have a door as a turnstile...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

Here, 'ave a photo

Taken while on holiday. The ship they filmed Pirates of the Carribean on.

Knew you lot would be excited.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

YARRRRRRRRR!

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

YARRRRRR!

Arr.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

only if Johnny Depp

and Orlando Bloom are still hanging about

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

yummmm

johnny depp.

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

;)

yes

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

yummm

Orlando Bloom.
I think it's his accent that gets me.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)

yarrr

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

OK, I'll retry my reply from below....

I've been on the actual 'Golden Hinde'
But then, it was moored in Salford Quays for about 12 years, so it's not that great an achievement....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

My.

Grimsby's changed a bit.

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

It's them

Tectonic plates.

Bastards, all of them.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)

Grimsby?

Yes, probably are.

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)

have they put

towels on the sea loungers again?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)

Teutonic

cakes?

/retarded but has a GCSE in geography, Oh yes....

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)

rrrRabbit.

click frabbit bigger

(

mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

good lord

that's odd

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

Woo

what is it? looks strange, but woo.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

I don't know

but it can hop really high.

(

mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

pretty!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)

They're the reason

why I don't go into our garden any more..
Maybe I could distract it with flying carrots?
(Oh and have some WooYay! :)

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)

That's all lovely

That is.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

Bush baby (part 2 of 2)

My second faceswapping!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

i prefer this one

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

this is best

woo!

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

woo!

and time for a blatant pea roast:
bushbaby:

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

Despite having nothing to do with Frank Oz

That is remarkably Yoda-cute

as in, it's cute yet butt-ugly

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

where'd the

other face go?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

nebermind

i see it now

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

The other face...

...went on the post immediately before this one. I didn't want to post a hooooooooge single image, so swapped faces between two separate ones :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

Eeeeep.

Burble.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

vision

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

Was it?

Mr Lunn?. Who was the wifey?

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

margh......can't remember!

T'was well before the days of Fred Dinage on 'HOW' but before Colin Bennett on Take Hart :)

And no, it wasn't Bunty James before you say owt...

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

You so old.

What about Adrian someone... the mime artist... Noseybonk

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)

Tart Monkey speak in

tongues so off to bed I go :)*

*this means I don't know

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)

Old and slow.

Can't last the pace. Not like you have to get up is it

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

more poo

(

dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

Bush baby (part 1 of 2)

My first faceswapping!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

Against all better instincts.....

thats rather good.

Oh yes.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

And it's goodnight from me...

I'm off to have pirate dreams between bouts of night-sweats :)

Night all.

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The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

Seen pix of that and I just

have to say that Johnny Depp looks camper than a field full of pink tents.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

i still would though...

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

johnny depp

rocks my world in a strictly heterosexual way ;)

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)

yarrrr!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)

mine too

in a strictly "tie me to the mast" "i'll walk your plank any day" kind of way ;)

ooooooh how coarse of me!
actually - i've been an admirer since 21 Jump Street, i've never seen him play a duff part - he doth rock muchly.

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

what mast would

that be then?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)

good lord!

you'll be offering to splice his mainbrace next!

johnny depp is one of my favourite actors, he's a star.

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

we can share him then : )

bagsy first!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)

alright then,

unless I can have vanessa paradis...

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)

joe le taxi!

nightie rogansan xx

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)

night

miss tart!

(

rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)

I'm bumgay

for Johnny.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)

Saw it tonight...

Hence the pirate obsession :) It was really, really good fun - especially 'cos Johnny Depp based the character of Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones, and he's bloody superb throughout. Highly recommended.

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The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

wow

that is cool. epseically on dial up going sloooowww.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

97 bytes each and theres a total of 40 characters, all of which aren't there. 40 x 100 bytes = 4 K, the HTML it took should be about 2 - 3 K's worth.

A maximun of 7k. If your Dialup is struggling on that I would check to see its not two tin cans and a piece of string.

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

okay smartass

i meant when it was loading, they were all spread out on a much larger scale than how they look now.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

Oh right, I gets yah.

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)

Now you're just showing off.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

That's really good

Woosome even.

/relurk

(

BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

Ummm.....

please keep your' mind away from me.

I'm delicate.

Woo!

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

You dont want to see this one then ?

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

I saw that last time

but thankfully, like pecker I only had a game gear so couldn't see it in all its goat sy(sic) goodness.....

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

ARRRRGGGGGGHHH!

WHAT?

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

i repeat

www.sargant.com/audio/alone.wav

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

I don't know what that is

but I like it!

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

Yay!

hatstand.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)

Fractal Fear...

Be afraid. Then be half-afraid twice. Repeat.

(

The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

The caption

is almost better than the pic. Woo!

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

Jesus

Superspeed posting. Can't keep up. Night :)

(

GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

Frightening isn't it?

Night.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

What's worse tham finding The FEAR

in your' apple?

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

jamaica

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

awful

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

shit in her cunt

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

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